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11-05-23 16:03 #977
Posts: 24I second.
Originally Posted by Marius1977 [View Original Post]
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11-04-23 10:37 #976
Posts: 173Exactly!
Originally Posted by StayFrosty [View Original Post]
Hmmm tattoo? I am going blind so did no have my contacting lenses in my eye. It was really dark inside.
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11-04-23 01:04 #975
Posts: 122Brattleboro
I'm going to be down in you all's area in a bit.
Are there any good places down there?
Any place with a young, pretty girl with a great body who is fun?
Any suggestions would be nice.
Even a really top notch UTR, if anyone if willing to share.
PM is fine.
Thank you very much.
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11-03-23 15:16 #974
Posts: 24My friend, No BS reviews.
Originally Posted by Breer5411 [View Original Post]
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11-03-23 13:47 #973
Posts: 36Why you keep writing BS reviews on Crystal dude?
Originally Posted by Breer5411 [View Original Post]
Don't live on Nyquil bro. It will just get going worse and worse.
BTW, saw Cookie and she was awesome. At Breer5411 did you find any tattoo (s) on her body? If you really saw her and then posted, this question must be so easy.
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11-03-23 09:07 #972
Posts: 173Crusty spa dreams
Went to crustal spa.
Old China woman named February.
She was cold.
Had chest like a Boy, LowerCase A cup.
No ass, narrow hips.
Took doggy styles like the 30th out of 30 at NYC marathon (not a champs).
Crusty Spa scamming me again 200+$.
Big time joke, if you go to Crusty Crustal Spa it is your own loss of money.
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11-02-23 17:35 #971
Posts: 24June at Crystal
Saw June again a week ago. She's an eye candy. Nice top and sexy thighs. She smiles all the times. Lovely Asian lady. Curly bleach hair swept boy chest and belly while she was bobbing her head to give a great head game. Nice view when I went doggy with her nice Apple hips. Highly recommendable.
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10-28-23 09:33 #970
Posts: 173Dreem of Crustal
Went to crustal spa. Got old nasty Chinese woman. A cup boob, was all nips, saggy cellulite baggy pooch, flat arse, double chin.
Thinking with little head so I still go. Want normal HH massage and house fee prize.
She come into the room, I hear a small sound like air escaping, as she give me massage.
All of sudden a horrible stench, like rotten meat, mixed with fermenting vegetables full the room.
She ignores the aroma but when she come to do massage for my head (regular large head not small head) I can smell unmistakable it is a silent but deadly fart she had released into the room.
She finish massage and say fucky fucky? I say yes of course. Put on Condom with her mouth and then start to attempt to get my limp noodle hard like uncooked noodle.
She try for 20 second and say ok now you fucky me doggy. Ok so she get into doggy, I am limp but still push into inside her and hope to get harder because still am limp spaghetti noodle. I close eye try imagine a beautiful woman, and feel the hardness and start pounding to pound town. I open my eye and I see a brown ring around her botthole, and immediately go limp.
She says no good and now will finish happy ending goriall jackhammer style.
She tugs and tug but now I am fully soft and she is tugging on my weewee and it is stretching like a piece of silly putty.
Now my weewee is hurting a lot, I tell her stop, she say something in Chinese and then walk out of the room.
I think she walked out of room to wipe the shart that left her botthole with poopy around the ring.
She come back in fully dressed and help me put in my clothes and get me back in my wheelchair.
She ties up my shoes, a nice touch she tie my shoe for me.
Damage -2240.
Experience- 1 out of 10 because she tie my shoes.
Will I repeat?-never again, until maybe next week I will consider going but if she is there again I will no go.
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10-27-23 18:22 #969
Posts: 23Dream of Crystal
I dreamed June was younger and very energetic. She played in TS and room. Her English is pretty decent so you could enjoy some conversation while she's pleasing you. And I also dreamed Cookie who was a real fake O actor. She showed how she got an amazing O while she was on top and grinding on jack hammer. She needed to improve her massage skills. Tongue bath was more fantastic than sauna. Cookie spoke zero English but she followed the direction well.
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10-25-23 08:53 #968
Posts: 173Slamming AMP
Holy jeezus crow! If one of the AMP girl at Crustal Spa let you slam her in CG and DS either you were dreaming or you may have a case of MP? I will go there today and check out Corkie and see if she lets me go deep inside without the usual fuss. If not I am taking my money back. If I go and Momasoon have some fat nasty sknak there I walk right out and leave nasty fart smell in waiting room.
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10-24-23 15:45 #967
Posts: 24Cooke. Crystal
I first want to thank everyone who has posted reviews on this page before. Your experiences and knowledge have definitely helped me find gems I would otherwise have looked over and ignored. So I wanted to repay back all the knowledge if I have a great experience. Rainbow is terrible now based on reports so I decided to go Crystal. Call the number and they confirmed for a mid afternoon appointment. It's fairly easy to get there and find parking given the time I went. I arrive 15 min earlier than scheduled. I called them again and said I'm there and she replies that she is ready now. I walk up to the appointment and see MMS greeting me by the door. Very friendly. Got in a room and Cooke came in quickly. She was wearing a green nightie that accentuated all her curves and her B cup. The booty was decent. I walk though the table shower room with a bigger sized message table. She was playful while cleaning me up thoroughly. Back to massage room. The massage, in my limited experience, was fantastic. Cookie is clearly a professional and knows her way around a mans body. She applied medium pressure and paid special attention to certain trouble spots like the back of my knee and shoulder. She even incorporated a bit of stretches / physical therapy exercises to get me as relaxed as possible. She used a combination of oils throughout but I won't be able to tell you what kind she used. For strictly the message it was definitely worth the price.
After 35 min or so we proceed directly to the negotiation on extras. She points at my member abruptly and asks if I'm interested in extras. I immediately say yes and say that I want everything. She proceeds to give me a BBBJ first to get me hard. Stuff shaft in her small mouth. I leisurely enjoy her job. She's cute. Then she puts my legs up high and goes BLS and RJ. She's freaking hot! I really get hard so we then go for cowgirl. She at least rode me well. It was satisfying to have her small booty slam up and down. We then pivot to doggy where I fill the bag within 3 min. I was given the option to take a shower and obliged. She gave me a water before I headed out.
Overall the massage was excellent and the extras were pretty damn good. Price was reasonable. Haven't met this kinda solid provider in Brattleboro for a while. I think you can't get better value elsewhere not as long as you drive more than 100 miles.
One thing negative is her Eng is limited though she follows instruction so well.
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10-24-23 08:25 #966
Posts: 173Brainblow Crustal Boycott
Originally Posted by OldVtMonger [View Original Post]
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10-23-23 11:17 #965
Posts: 35Originally Posted by Breer5411 [View Original Post]
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10-21-23 12:33 #964
Posts: 173BrainBlow boombox
I am wanting to get these for my wheelchair.
https://www.sharperimage.com/view/product/TV+Enhancing+Chair+Speakers /207755?p=plist2470005&sku=207755-01&pc=20 GOOGLE&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=CPC&utm_campaign=&Keyword=&device=m&creative=&cm_mmc=CPC-Electronics-High-Pmax_-NA&network=x&matchtype=&adpos=&creative=&cpgnid=20449263114&mkwid=%7 Cpkw%7 C%7 Cpcrid%7 C%7 Cpmt%7 C%7 Cpdv%7 Cm%7 Cslid%7 C%7 Cproductid%7 C207755-01%7 Cpgrid=&ptaid=&gclid=CjwKCAjw7 c2 pBhAZEiwA88 pOF4 lyr6 SoPNLAqhvJEJTSL-RIyK95 JqruaZBx33 NMVr2 FpugD7 fp7 jRoCErYQAvD_BwE.
And I can play like Whitesnake or maybe Winger or Ratt or Kix. If I have to pay 220 $ for really bad service I need to have some good music play!! And maybe that will make them give my good foreplay! Music is so important for a good Massage.
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10-20-23 14:50 #963
Posts: 23Boom box
Originally Posted by Breer5411 [View Original Post]
https://www.amazon.com/Mini-Boombox-...?keywords=Mini+Boombox&qid=1697827727&sr=8-3.