Massage Parlor Reports

**GrandJoey** · 04-16-24 11:21

If Juarez and the Street scene is too dangerous for you guys then the parlor is probably your next best bet for vice but it's not all you would think it is.

Around 2016-2021 was the prime time of parlors but as of 2024 all parlors on the East side of El Paso are 100% gone! I consider myself a bit of a connoisseur and I've been to all the parlors. During my little parlor tour I did confirm that everything on the east side is gone.

Honorable mentions are: SS Massage, 9 spa Massage, Mei Mei Spa, VIP Massage, and New Life Massage, and Kim's Therapy.

These mentioned ones were all FS parlors and everything was on the table for a craaazzzyyy price of a Benji and up.

Everything out there right now is only doing L1 except for ONE. On the west side there's one called Joy Spa still doing it all but be warned this is probably the WORST parlor out there that does action. Got an L1 and she jackhammer my meat into oblivion. 1/10 experience.

Alternatively Vitamin Massage which is literally in the same parking lot as Joy Spa is a far better experience. Cindy gives the BEST massage and L1 hands down. Literally gives a sensual massage and then gives a great L1 until you explode everywhere and even then she doesn't stop until you do a 2nd blast. No extra charge. All in all. 07 damage.

Lily's massage doesn't do extra stuff nor Shanghai Tea Spa. These are legit parlors. Relaxation Massage sucks ass and the masseuse is fugly. Massage again is OK.

Seriously, there's literally just one good parlor and it's Vitamin Massage. If that parlor goes, the entire scene in EP IMO is cooked.

**Illini333** · 02-21-23 09:18

I'll be in El Paso soon and was wondering if there are any Latin massage places. Last time I went to Kokai and that seems to be closed now. More of a strip club but still somewhat massage when I went. Thanks!!

**FastBall66** · 12-18-22 00:34

Will be in El Paso in January. Just curious where (1) can get a decent massage after being in plane all day,(2) nice looking lady with big tatas, (3) HE is typical, and (4) a safe tried and true place in town.

Also, I so enjoy Latina ladies. Would enjoy any advice for the local scene for meeting ladies to hang out for drinks and maybe more. Tinder? I'll be there a few days. The massage is first step after long trip.

Last question, any great bars to visit to listen to music and perhaps ladies around? I'll be in EP west side.

Please reply with comments to post or direct message. I'm anxious to be there soon!

**Eeyore007** · 10-25-22 10:45

Gents, I am here visiting for the week and read some of the older threads on this AMP. Dropped by last night around 8 and actually had a good time. Jenny met me at the door and said she could only do 30 min as they were busy and had more appointments. I said ok. Massage was meh, with alot of focus on the boys. She got the little man ready and asked me to flip. She asked what I wanted after a little rose negotiation we agreed on BBBJ and FS. I will say that both were really good. After BBBJ, went to CBJ, then cg, rcg and mish finish. Had a really good time. Would definitely recommend. Only negative is it must be the best on town because you mongers have this place really busy, LOL. Happy Hunting!

**Amp Nomad** · 09-17-22 12:00

Assuming that it's been 6+ months since the lady past. El Paso is dead.

**NavyNow** · 08-31-22 11:23

Originally Posted by Killernk1 [View Original Post]

So I am curious first time wondering if there are any massage parlors that offer extras. Like the 2 on Yarbrough or is Mesa street any good?

Find out then report back.

**Killernk1** · 08-20-22 18:35

So I am curious first time wondering if there are any massage parlors that offer extras. Like the 2 on Yarbrough or is Mesa street any good?

**Killernk1** · 08-20-22 18:32

Originally Posted by JamesG248 [View Original Post]

I recently visited El Paso and didn't want to drive all the way across town for a shower, so I hit up a table shower and massage. Only Cici in the whole place, so I didn't set expectations high. Made sure to ask for a table shower and let her know I'm familiar. Asked her early on for any specials they had. After a table shower and a 30 min rubdown, the flip was standard. . 8 for handyworkd, $ for lip service or $. 2 for everything. She was not a looker, but the baggy clothes fooled me. She didn't fully strip, but got the job done enthusiastically. I like to dine as well, and after a few moments of convincing, she allowed me to return a thorough oral massage. Not a bad experience, but make sure you are clear with what you are after.

So is there a good time to go here?

**JamesG248** · 08-12-22 23:06

I recently visited El Paso and didn't want to drive all the way across town for a shower, so I hit up a table shower and massage. Only Cici in the whole place, so I didn't set expectations high. Made sure to ask for a table shower and let her know I'm familiar. Asked her early on for any specials they had. After a table shower and a 30 min rubdown, the flip was standard. . 8 for handyworkd, $ for lip service or $. 2 for everything. She was not a looker, but the baggy clothes fooled me. She didn't fully strip, but got the job done enthusiastically. I like to dine as well, and after a few moments of convincing, she allowed me to return a thorough oral massage. Not a bad experience, but make sure you are clear with what you are after.

**NavyNow** · 08-09-22 16:22

Originally Posted by ShenRyans [View Original Post]

Hey there,

I'm new to the El Paso area and was browsing through. Saw this ad but girl requires a small deposit. I never trust them, but just seeing if she's legit or not. Thank you. / ShenRyans.

https://el-paso.skipthegames.com/ts-...E/816444167507

No never give a deposit no matter how small it is. It's a scam.

**ShenRyans** · 08-07-22 14:10

Hey there,

I'm new to the El Paso area and was browsing through. Saw this ad but girl requires a small deposit. I never trust them, but just seeing if she's legit or not. Thank you. / ShenRyans.

https://el-paso.skipthegames.com/ts-...E/816444167507

**Casper101** · 07-27-22 08:06

Originally Posted by NavyNow [View Original Post]

What always work for me don't,do what you won't do in your country. It's 50 cent to cross the border. You really don't need a cab. Just walk around ,you will find out Close the new talents are.

What bridge are you crossing at? How long does it take to get back through customs, thanks!

**NavyNow** · 07-03-22 16:13

Originally Posted by DkPersonal [View Original Post]

This one is on Mesa and used to be called Health foot or something else in the past. Entry fee was. 4 or. 5, can't remember and the flip was. 4 but upgraded because it was taking too long. The massage was horrible and the flip was horrible. However, EP doesn't look like it has a lot to choose from as I passed through a bunch that were on Mesa and I was scared at some of the choices.

Try Tokyo.

**DkPersonal** · 07-01-22 14:56

This one is on Mesa and used to be called Health foot or something else in the past. Entry fee was. 4 or. 5, can't remember and the flip was. 4 but upgraded because it was taking too long. The massage was horrible and the flip was horrible. However, EP doesn't look like it has a lot to choose from as I passed through a bunch that were on Mesa and I was scared at some of the choices.

**NavyNow** · 06-12-22 19:27

Originally Posted by AGladiator [View Original Post]

Can anyone give me some insight to the dos and don'ts across the boarder? Can I walk across the bridge and to the "zone" or should I grab a cab once I cross? I've seen some say uber. Not sure how that works across the boarder. Are the strip clubs worth it, or more the massage places here? Will the cops harass you in all areas or is there a safe area? I'm looking for local talent, not the high end pricey stuff. Fell free to PM me. Will be there Friday. Thanks.

What always work for me don't,do what you won't do in your country. It's 50 cent to cross the border. You really don't need a cab. Just walk around ,you will find out Close the new talents are.