Strip Club Reports

**Buzz LightYear** · 10-19-17 20:44

Originally Posted by NerdJohn [View Original Post]

Went up last night to see one of my favorite dancers who's waiting for some drama to die down in Knoxville. Lexington is like tearing open the curtain to heaven itself. All of these girls were hot. Mutual touching is allowed. Dances are $30, not $40. They have a full bar. Takeout is available and talked about. Not my thing, but they have some super private VIP rooms with cool themes. If I had $900 to blow, I would have gotten the hot tub room.

Forget the Knoxville clubs!

One of my favorites from the Ball told me she ventures up to Platinum Dolls when it gets slow. She said its 4 dances for $100 with mutual touch. She mentioned the hot tub to me as well, damn that could be seriously fun.

**MilfMan865** · 10-19-17 19:03

Originally Posted by NerdJohn [View Original Post]

Went up last night to see one of my favorite dancers who's waiting for some drama to die down in Knoxville. Lexington is like tearing open the curtain to heaven itself. All of these girls were hot. Mutual touching is allowed. Dances are $30, not $40. They have a full bar. Takeout is available and talked about. Not my thing, but they have some super private VIP rooms with cool themes. If I had $900 to blow, I would have gotten the hot tub room.

Forget the Knoxville clubs!

Nice report - we have a lot to envy with respect to the Lexington strip club scene. I've had several local Knoxville dancers encourage me to head up to Lexington to partake (I usually venture to Atlanta for a road trip). I've known many over the years who have done exceptionally well there.

To further illustrate the sad state of Knoxville clubs, I ventured out to the Emerald and The Mouses Ear on Tuesday, October 17,2017. The football season traditionally brings bigger crowds for the ladies, but that hasn't worked out well for this season. The Emerald has a stripper who is about 4 months pregnant working that pole. She is visibly pregnant, her belly was slapping the floor while she was on all fours, and she commented that she has about 2-3 months to work (I'm thinking that she's been dancing too long already). The Mouse's Ear sent most of the dancers home before midnight, didn't have any dancers on stage for a bit and opted to just do table-side, tabletop, and couch dances for the five or so customers in there. Yes, it was on a Tuesday, but that strip club atmosphere is pitiful any time a club is open.

Happy Hunting,

Milfman.

**NerdJohn** · 10-19-17 14:52

Went up last night to see one of my favorite dancers who's waiting for some drama to die down in Knoxville. Lexington is like tearing open the curtain to heaven itself. All of these girls were hot. Mutual touching is allowed. Dances are $30, not $40. They have a full bar. Takeout is available and talked about. Not my thing, but they have some super private VIP rooms with cool themes. If I had $900 to blow, I would have gotten the hot tub room.

Forget the Knoxville clubs!

**NerdJohn** · 10-14-17 23:19

I made a report about my trip to the Hot Stone Spa in Asheville, NC in the Massage Parlor Reports section. I had some time to kill, so I thought I would see the only strip club in Asheville while I was there. Once again, this probably should be in the Asheville, NC subforum, but I'm posting this as a comparison between the Knoxville clubs to give you some comparison. I no longer go to the Knoxville clubs much anymore, but I used to frequent 3 or 4 times a week.

Treasure Island is right off Interstate 40 in Asheville. Cover was $12. They have a full bar right inside (shocker after coming from Knoxville clubs). Most of the girls were young and hot. There were a few black girls, but most were white. I would guess about the same quality and variety as the Ball. A few differences between Knoxville clubs and this place:

1) Couch dances are $25.

2) The girls can drink with you.

3) The girls can smoke with you in the smoking area.

4) There's a bar inside.

5) The $25 dances are either full-nude and no contact, or breast-only and contact (no mutual touching).

6) Though I didn't opt for the champagne room, a few of the girls told me that they were full nude and mutual touching outside of touching the genital area.

I would say it's worth a visit if you happen to be in Asheville, but I wouldn't go out of my way just for that place.

**Buzz LightYear** · 10-11-17 20:00

Just to be clear, that's the date, not the rating.

So I stopped in on 2 for Tuesday mostly out of boredom but also to see some of my regulars. There were a couple of guys paying when I went in so I stood and waited, that's when I noticed BYOB prices have gone up AGAIN! Now $4 a beer, so that's basically them saying, don't bother bringing it, just buy it next door. I swear they'd make so much more money selling beer at normal bar prices because there's people like me who will never pay that much. Anyway, as the guys in front of me are getting their change for their cover, they start laughing because she handed them $2 bills for change. I asked the door girl (who I'm always friendly with and nice to) about it and she says the owner has spent close to a year buying $2 bills, I assume with the though process that people will mindlessly throw 2's like they throw 1's, doubling the tips. But this is so messed up, just treating people like they're complete morons, we know how to count.

I hadn't been there 5 minutes and they call all girls to the stage and start handing out paper towels and cleaner in spray bottles. I laugh to myself thinking this is some sort of weird gimmick they've come up with. Nope. They seriously had them up there cleaning the stage in front of the customers and everything. I'm not one to get too sympathetic for these girls, but damn, not only does the club not pay them to be there, they have to PAY to come in the door and management expects them to clean the stage for them?

Tons of new girls there, and you all already know what they all look like, skinny ass white girls with no tits that can't dance. Apparently a bunch of the old ones got fired for "bullying" whatever that means.

This place has risen to the cream of the crop in Knoxville (which isn't saying much) and I think they've just flat out gotten cocky. They need to be brought back from outer space, it aint exactly the Rhino in there. One of the other clubs should really step up to even the field back out, but I doubt anything will change.

**NerdJohn** · 10-07-17 21:54

Nothing new to report, really. Just after a recent trip to Lexington, I'm disillusioned with the Knoxville strip club scene. I'm not going to waste my time or money anymore. I used to go to the strip clubs around here 2 or 3 times a week, but I don't want to bother anymore. Might as well reallocate that money to my Seeking Arrangement Fund.

The strip clubs around here aren't that great, but I think we all know that.

**TKDfan** · 10-03-17 16:04

Originally Posted by RazorXX [View Original Post]

From what I'm told a bachelor party got out of hand. At least one guy was so drunk and out of control that the club called both the cops and a taxi, and he was given the choice which to leave with. Disclaimer: this is third-hand word of mouth, so take it for what it is. However, just sounds like your typical SC drama.

Razor, that is exactly what I heard too but didn't want to speculate with my newbie status. I just thought it pertinent since anytime these places get any police presence it can lead to wild rumors and stories.

**RazorXX** · 10-03-17 14:29

Originally Posted by TKDfan [View Original Post]

Another group I am on was talking about a bunch of cops at the emerald club last night. I have no first hand or detailed knowledge but something went down enough to call several cars. Y'all stay safe.

From what I'm told a bachelor party got out of hand. At least one guy was so drunk and out of control that the club called both the cops and a taxi, and he was given the choice which to leave with. Disclaimer: this is third-hand word of mouth, so take it for what it is. However, just sounds like your typical SC drama.

**TKDfan** · 10-02-17 00:42

Another group I am on was talking about a bunch of cops at the emerald club last night. I have no first hand or detailed knowledge but something went down enough to call several cars. Y'all stay safe.

**MilfMan865** · 09-15-17 13:21

I stopped by The Ball on 14-SEP-2017. I wanted to mention that a number of girls have evacuated to this area from Florida as Hurricane Irma evacuees. I recognized Bridgette who has been living in Florida off and on for a while. She had some friends with her and they were all attractive, personable, and great company. They mentioned losing everything except for what they could stuff in a car. It is a shame that they have had to endure such difficult circumstances, so make it out to show them some support if you can.

Stay safe,

Milfman.

**MilfMan865** · 09-01-17 02:41

_MTMs_

After a botched SA meet-and-greet at Hooter's, I decided to stop by MTMs for the VIP dances alone. I can't enjoy myself in a club without full nudity, but even that would better than what I experienced on the meet-and-greet. Hearing that a few familiar faces would be there prompted me to stop by. Entry fee was 10 and that got me a blue ticket for a beer and a red ticket for a table side dance; I simply gave the red ticket to a dancer since table side dances fully-clothed don't appeal to me. I went purely for the 2 for 40 dollar VIP dances and didn't care what happened on the stage (doggone no nakedness), but I tipped every dancer since I applaud their efforts under the bikini-only constraints. Miranda and Jade. ,. , sister's who would make a lovely pair to mark off of one's bucket list. ,. , were as lovely as ever.

The fun part. ,. , Riley. ,. , traditionally a fun-sized spinner, red-headed bundle of energy with a pixie hairdo, but her hair is darker now and has developed some thickness in her backside. The full contact and mild mutual touch (as in a guy doesn't have to keep his hands spread to each side of the couch) was spectacular. She was showing off the extra bounce developed in her booty and actually spins. ,. , in true spinner fashion. As Riley was twerking and had me mesmerized, I noticed that she has "Show" on the back of her left leg and "Stopper" on the back of her right leg. No air dances in that place which is appreciated as I've received fully-nude VIP dances from Riley that weren't as satisfying at other clubs. With the enthusiasm and vigor that Riley puts into it, somebody may claim that she's a "Heart" "Stopper" at some point. After my Riley VIP experience, I was ready to get my fix for a fully-nude club.

_The Emerald_

Upon entering The Emerald and noticing a handful of other guys, my attention was drawn to the stage that was missing a pole. I was informed that the pole had broken earlier in the night so the girls were having to make due without one. I was told that the club was down to about 5 dancers at one point (both The Emerald and The Mouses Ear have lost even more girls to The Ball), so some of the girls that had been let go were invited back. A lot of extra belly in that place, but hey, it's the unfortunate aspect of The Emerald letting some gals get naked who shouldn't. Wasted, high, or wasted & high strippers don't appeal to me, but if that's your thing, The Emerald is the place for you. If a drunk one asks "for here or to go", you won't need to worry about takeout. Carmen, Star, Casey, and Sassy continue to represent the club well in terms of quality appearance for The Emerald's standards.

The fun part. ,. , Casey. ,. , consistently superb fully-nude VIP experience. She'd be an excellent candidate for the Tuesday 2 for 40 dollar VIP experience and simply stay in VIP for extended periods of time. It was an excellent way to wrap up a strip club evening.

Happy hunting,

Milfman.

**JaiJef** · 09-01-17 00:27

Originally Posted by TheIncome100 [View Original Post]

Times must be getting desperate to screw over a customer.

I have not been to the emerald in a couple of weeks. Will be on the lookout for her.

I usually have a VIP by Harley, Sassy, or Star. Ryan is a potential next time.

**TheIncome100** · 08-31-17 17:54

Originally Posted by CaptHolt [View Original Post]

I went to the Emerald Club tonight for the first time and I did meet a couple of nice women but I also met one that straight up took money out of my pocket.

As I was saying my goodbyes, Summer / Shellby was rubbing on me and asking me for another VIP dance; all the while she was fishing around in my pockets. I caught her after the fact and there was nothing I could do except be escorted out by a bouncer.

She was fun in the VIP room, I'll admit, but it's not worth it.

She's tall, brunette, and was pretty drunk when I was there.

You've been warning guys.

Times must be getting desperate to screw over a customer.

**CaptHolt** · 08-31-17 01:27

I went to the Emerald Club tonight for the first time and I did meet a couple of nice women but I also met one that straight up took money out of my pocket.

As I was saying my goodbyes, Summer / Shellby was rubbing on me and asking me for another VIP dance; all the while she was fishing around in my pockets. I caught her after the fact and there was nothing I could do except be escorted out by a bouncer.

She was fun in the VIP room, I'll admit, but it's not worth it.

She's tall, brunette, and was pretty drunk when I was there.

You've been warning guys.

**Sexhoundtn2** · 08-30-17 17:49

I will be the first to admit the strip clubs here in Knoxville suck. Especially if you compare them to cities like Chicago Atlanta and some places in Florida. But I continually hear people complain about no take out. I assure you take out is available. 90% of the girls that are strippers will give you what you want at the right time for the right amount. It takes a little legwork and you have to see them more than once or twice in the club and drop some money on them before you were going to have that option. Over the years I have had takeout from every Club in Knoxville. Hell I used to screw the waitress at the ball, before it was the ball. Cute little blonde with curly hair and a huge ass. Many of you guys may know who I'm talking about. It is out there I just don't do the club scene very often. For the amount of legwork and cash that you have to drop in my opinion you get a lot more bang for your buck with a UTR.