Massage Parlor Reports

[Volen65]

Rose. Open, busy.

Massage Works. Not open.

Five Star. Open, takes same day appointments. It sounded like you could walk in.

Foot Spa. Not open, door has signs indicating closed for April.

Hong. Open.

Sherry. Open, as much as ever.

Odd older French woman who advertises in phone book. Answers phone and returns calls, but I have missed them.

Massage Therapy near WT. Open, appointment only, no same day appointments (Skye. Open if you can get her to respond. I wish she was less flaky and move available.

Seeks.

Good info. Thank you, seriously.

Somewhat frightening, but whatevs.

Tempting, but I ain't fuckin with that shit no mo.

[SeeksEasy]

Rose. Open, busy.

Massage Works. Not open.

Five Star. Open, takes same day appointments. It sounded like you could walk in.

Foot Spa. Not open, door has signs indicating closed for April.

Hong. Open.

Sherry. Open, as much as ever.

Odd older French woman who advertises in phone book. Answers phone and returns calls, but I have missed them.

Massage Therapy near WT. Open, appointment only, no same day appointments (Skye. Open if you can get her to respond. I wish she was less flaky and move available.

Seeks.

[Volen65]

I've never been to an Asian massage parlor before. What would I need to do to get them to give me a little extra?

As a homosexual gentleman who be lovin rub and tugs for many a year (around this cuntry and around the world) here are some key identifiers. I will pretend like a pandemic is not occurring, just for fun.

1) As some other degenerate already mentioned, a table shower is a really good sign. Stay loose, be happy that they're touching your cock, balls and hairy asshole.

2) If they remove all covering, while massaging, that's another good sign. For example, you're face-down, they're working your lower body and just remove the towel all together. Don't over-react, just act like that's par for the course.

3) After the flip, they obviously glance over your cock. You are now good to go. My advice is to keep your mother fuckin hands to yourself, act like you've had sex before, keep your eyes closed and make them work a little.

They may grab your boner at some point and say "this ok? Or "wow, so big! Some bullshit to see if you are down or not. Continue playing it cool, congratulations you probably will get jacked-off for whatever tip you deem appropriate.

Where things may go sideways is if they clearly bring everything to a stop and start discussing "extras" (as us loser fuck-nuts like to call them) or "tips", or whatever the fuck. Now, the mood is somewhat killed AND you are going to probably give them more money than you would have liked. Sure, you can pay too much for a lousy lay, that is, when they push you away with their feet so you can't fuck deep. I wouldn't recommend it. Occasionally you can get a real nice covered blow job, but usually these grannies would rather spread and lay there than put in the effort for a blow job.

If a blow job is in the cards, AND the girl is fairly young / hot, maybe you can 69 and eat out that asshole. God darn! You've hit the lottery.

To conclude, don't go to AMPs to fuck. Probably not even to get a slob job. Go to AMPs to get a nice rub down and jacked off to completion, for a reasonable price.

Use dating apps to fuck for free.

[TripJ]

Good one. LOL. Someone PM'd me and actually asked about the back door at Hong. Asked if there was a special knock that got you extras. 🤦8205;9794;65039;.

It's very simple really. Just show them your badge.

[Callmecrazy]

I've never been to an Asian massage parlor before. What would I need to do to get them to give me a little extra?

It's very simple really. Just show them your badge.

[GtBabyAtt]

I've never been to an Asian massage parlor before. What would I need to do to get them to give me a little extra?

It's not that hard to figure out, but my experience was it took patience. The first place I went to years ago was a table shower (hint#1). Don't think you'll find that around Knox anymore. I went through several others that ended up being good massages with no extra, so it may take patience. Again, you won't find it around here.

[HungGun]

Avoid this piece of trash. She, her incall, and her "massage" are not even worth the possible thought!

I'll second that. Total waste of time. Also she and the Arabian woman are now living together off Lovell Rd.

[MrBanana2000]

They are all over the place. Try Hong Massage in West Knox near Hooters but you have to enter through the back door.

I do not recommend this place at all. Massages you through a towel and no oil. No hint of extras and just a bad massage too.

I've never been to an Asian massage parlor before. What would I need to do to get them to give me a little extra?

[TripJ]

Dude it was a joke.

I do not recommend this place at all. Massages you through a towel and no oil. No hint of extras and just a bad massage too.

[RJHunter]

Are there any sex massage parlors in Knoxville anymore? I heard there used to be one called Acu Massage, but that they were shut down in 2015 before I would've been old enough anyway.

You are wasting your time and money trying to find a decent AMP in the Knoxville area. They have all been shut down for a long time. Go to Atlanta. Plenty of them there.

[ScorpionOvem]

They are all over the place. Try Hong Massage in West Knox near Hooters but you have to enter through the back door.

I do not recommend this place at all. Massages you through a towel and no oil. No hint of extras and just a bad massage too.

[TripJ]

They are all over the place. Try Hong Massage in West Knox near Hooters but you have to enter through the back door.

Are there any sex massage parlors in Knoxville anymore? I heard there used to be one called Acu Massage, but that they were shut down in 2015 before I would've been old enough anyway.

[MrBanana2000]

Are there any sex massage parlors in Knoxville anymore? I heard there used to be one called Acu Massage, but that they were shut down in 2015 before I would've been old enough anyway.

[KnoxFourMe]

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[RidgerMan]

Candy not candy curves at the tennessean any info? Her page spells it out. Really wondering if anyone toft.

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