Massage Parlor Reports

**FiveOfSix** · 08-17-23 18:51

Originally Posted by DCrist0527 [View Original Post]

Short answer, yes. But it is extremely shaky. I didn't get a great look but it looks like it was constructed with PVC pipe. LOL Admittedly, I'm not a small dude. But it was so bad, I'll probably skip it next time because it is that bad.

That's a shame, both Relax and Quality in Asheville don't use theirs and it kind of sets the stage for the rest of the visit and you can get a feel (no pun intended) for how the rest of the event will be. Who in GVL or Spartanburg gives a good table shower to start the festivities?

**DCrist0527** · 08-17-23 17:03

Originally Posted by MeasNinu [View Original Post]

Is assi a table shower a table style like alba?

Short answer, yes. But it is extremely shaky. I didn't get a great look but it looks like it was constructed with PVC pipe. LOL Admittedly, I'm not a small dude. But it was so bad, I'll probably skip it next time because it is that bad.

**Deion333** · 08-16-23 13:50

Originally Posted by SodaMan [View Original Post]

I finally got in to Lan Lan yesterday. Maria met me at the back door under the carport. She had on heavy makeup, and wore a little short skirt. The massage was not great, just average on the AMP scale; and it was 70/ hr. She pointed and asked for 60 tip for ending. I said 40, then she pointed at her boobs, and I caved and said 50. She started and I pulled out a nice set of little boobs, with the eraser nips. And she did have a nice little butt, especially for an AMP lady. She hiked up her skirt, so I slid down her panties to get a better view. The ending was pretty good, but with the haggling and price I paid, I probably won't go back. For those looking for an expanded menu, it might good. But for a good massage, and basic ending, there are a few better options in the area.

So what was the ending? If you don't mind me asking?

**CraniumRichard** · 08-16-23 09:16

Originally Posted by SodaMan [View Original Post]

I finally got in to Lan Lan yesterday. Maria met me at the back door under the carport. She had on heavy makeup, and wore a little short skirt. The massage was not great, just average on the AMP scale; and it was 70/ hr. She pointed and asked for 60 tip for ending. I said 40, then she pointed at her boobs, and I caved and said 50. She started and I pulled out a nice set of little boobs, with the eraser nips. And she did have a nice little butt, especially for an AMP lady. She hiked up her skirt, so I slid down her panties to get a better view. The ending was pretty good, but with the haggling and price I paid, I probably won't go back. For those looking for an expanded menu, it might good. But for a good massage, and basic ending, there are a few better options in the area.

So is the ending a HJ or was it Breast Relief?

**SodaMan** · 08-12-23 08:35

I finally got in to Lan Lan yesterday. Maria met me at the back door under the carport. She had on heavy makeup, and wore a little short skirt. The massage was not great, just average on the AMP scale; and it was 70/ hr. She pointed and asked for 60 tip for ending. I said 40, then she pointed at her boobs, and I caved and said 50. She started and I pulled out a nice set of little boobs, with the eraser nips. And she did have a nice little butt, especially for an AMP lady. She hiked up her skirt, so I slid down her panties to get a better view. The ending was pretty good, but with the haggling and price I paid, I probably won't go back. For those looking for an expanded menu, it might good. But for a good massage, and basic ending, there are a few better options in the area.

**MeasNinu** · 08-11-23 21:31

Originally Posted by DCrist0527 [View Original Post]

Tried to go to A1 on Reidville. (I've had one good and one so-so experience there.) They had a sign on the door that they are temporarily closed. I refuse to pay Alba's prices on principle so thought I'd try Assi.

Walked in and I think I was the only one there. Mama gets her 80 HF. And in a few minutes, in walks Momo. Very tall, big boned girl. If you glance at her, you may think she's fat. But she's really just big boned. Unfortunately, though, her breast size was not as big. LOL Nor was the back side. I'd guess late 40's. Not ugly. Just not very attractive. Table shower was good. Above average and playful. Massage was not what I'd call therapuetic. But it was enjoyable and relaxing. On to the flip and asks "what do you want". I just wasn't that into her so opted for the HJ. She holds her hand out and wants payment now, which I hate. Ok. Pay her and she asks why not more? (Meaning more than HJ.) I said maybe next time. So on to the HJ. It was average. Again, I was just not into it. 5 minutes in she says I'm tired. At this point, I know it's a loss. So, end up finishing. Funny thing is when I explode, she recoils like she's allergic to it. Like, what did you think was going to happen? Cleans me up with an excessive number of hot towels and she says that's it. We're 40 minutes into the hour and honestly, I thought about being an ass. But I'll chalk this one up to an experience and not return.

Maybe they have better options. If you get lucky, standard pricing applies. 200 OTD for all.

Is assi a table shower a table style like alba?

**DCrist0527** · 07-27-23 16:50

Tried to go to A1 on Reidville. (I've had one good and one so-so experience there.) They had a sign on the door that they are temporarily closed. I refuse to pay Alba's prices on principle so thought I'd try Assi.

Walked in and I think I was the only one there. Mama gets her 80 HF. And in a few minutes, in walks Momo. Very tall, big boned girl. If you glance at her, you may think she's fat. But she's really just big boned. Unfortunately, though, her breast size was not as big. LOL Nor was the back side. I'd guess late 40's. Not ugly. Just not very attractive. Table shower was good. Above average and playful. Massage was not what I'd call therapuetic. But it was enjoyable and relaxing. On to the flip and asks "what do you want". I just wasn't that into her so opted for the HJ. She holds her hand out and wants payment now, which I hate. Ok. Pay her and she asks why not more? (Meaning more than HJ.) I said maybe next time. So on to the HJ. It was average. Again, I was just not into it. 5 minutes in she says I'm tired. At this point, I know it's a loss. So, end up finishing. Funny thing is when I explode, she recoils like she's allergic to it. Like, what did you think was going to happen? Cleans me up with an excessive number of hot towels and she says that's it. We're 40 minutes into the hour and honestly, I thought about being an ass. But I'll chalk this one up to an experience and not return.

Maybe they have better options. If you get lucky, standard pricing applies. 200 OTD for all.

**YoungNWild** · 07-09-23 22:42

Fellow enthusiasts, passing through and thinking about visiting an AMP in you all area. Any place in particular recommend. Seen some reviews on Assi (LOL at the name) and QQ. Not looking for anything too extravagant just a good massage and to leave "happy. ".

Appreciate it, Thanks!!

Ynw!!

**DeBarka** · 06-30-23 11:46

Figured I'd TOFTT and check it out. Called before going in and was told they had availability. Double entry system, but inner door was open since mama was straightening up the foyer. Led to the room and April arrives shortly wearing a short party dress. Cute with a decent body for 40's, but nothing to write home about. Was offered table shower, but declined. Hot rocks placed on back and she oiled one and used it for probably half the massage. Massage wasn't great, but it was certainly better than AMP average- helped my shoulders a good bit. I feel certain that the menu is pretty complete there even though I only went for the minimal release. She did offer her dress strap for me to pull down while working on junior and I had a little nibble. She was friendly and personable but fairly low on sensuality. 80/60.

**NachoV** · 06-29-23 21:55

Originally Posted by Hardcore6968 [View Original Post]

Forgot. Its 80 for an hour and 120 tip. I got everything, she wanted 140 but settled for 120 pretty easily. Better choices in Greenville to be honest. I was just driving along when I spotted this one, so keep your eyes open and happy hunting guys. I still have not seen any ads for it.

Well I thought I'd be the first to report on this. I saw it while driving to the tax office this morning. The weren't open yet (about 8:30 am).

**Hardcore6968** · 06-29-23 14:54

Originally Posted by Hardcore6968 [View Original Post]

Hit the new Korean spa in the blue house on asheville hwy, said they just opened a couple days ago. It was an ok experience the gal anna was friendly enough, not ugly but not hot probably about a 6 or so, the table shower was the best part. When I went in there was another locked door with a door bell, yeah its that kinda place. Have fun with it you filthy animals.

Forgot. Its 80 for an hour and 120 tip. I got everything, she wanted 140 but settled for 120 pretty easily. Better choices in Greenville to be honest. I was just driving along when I spotted this one, so keep your eyes open and happy hunting guys. I still have not seen any ads for it.

**Hardcore6968** · 06-28-23 22:50

Hit the new Korean spa in the blue house on asheville hwy, said they just opened a couple days ago. It was an ok experience the gal anna was friendly enough, not ugly but not hot probably about a 6 or so, the table shower was the best part. When I went in there was another locked door with a door bell, yeah its that kinda place. Have fun with it you filthy animals.

**DCrist0527** · 06-27-23 21:15

Originally Posted by SCTerabyte [View Original Post]

You will find some references to Amazing on Pleasantburg Drive.

SC.

I'd also say you have a good shot at You Relax on Wade Hampton.

**YardLynx** · 06-25-23 09:35

Tried out QQ as I had some time to kill. Massage was good and a nice finish but didn't seem like anything else was on the menu. She was older but cute natural A / B that were played with and finish was nice with some teasing before flip and also finished massage after finishing. Would go back and could be more fun as she had a good personality and it was a fun time.

Went to ching ching a while back and got the new girl mentioned below - Joy - massage was good but she did mention and push for tips so that was a turn off and I wouldn't repeat with her due to that but the other girl sounds better so may try to go and get her.