Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesLayton]

Has anyone been able to call ahead to Natural Health? I used to be able to but it's just an automated menu now. I just want to ask if Lina is still there, would rather not waste the drive. Thanks!

[TomyJonson1955]

Place can be hit or miss. Drew Helen (I think) - small spinner with decent Bs. Cut face but a lot of makeup. If you told me she was 30 or 50 I wouldn't be surprised. I'm hopeful it was closer to 30. Her voice was kinda raspy which would indicate older. Idk. If someone sees her, comment what age you think.

Initially just wanted a HE but she convinced me to get FS. Off comes dress and she has a nice body, shaved bald, and a small yet round butt. She has the most smooth body I've ever felt. Decent BJ, lots of effort. Swung around for 69, I didn't DATY but her pussy is so tiny and sexy. By far the tightest I've ever felt. Cg, doggy, mish. 60 for 30 min and 120 extra. Highly recommend, said she would be here a few weeks.

I always enjoyed choi I even did MoMA a couple times.

[RongBipper19]

Place can be hit or miss. Drew Helen (I think) - small spinner with decent Bs. Cut face but a lot of makeup. If you told me she was 30 or 50 I wouldn't be surprised. I'm hopeful it was closer to 30. Her voice was kinda raspy which would indicate older. Idk. If someone sees her, comment what age you think.

Initially just wanted a HE but she convinced me to get FS. Off comes dress and she has a nice body, shaved bald, and a small yet round butt. She has the most smooth body I've ever felt. Decent BJ, lots of effort. Swung around for 69, I didn't DATY but her pussy is so tiny and sexy. By far the tightest I've ever felt. Cg, doggy, mish. 60 for 30 min and 120 extra. Highly recommend, said she would be here a few weeks.

[Fargler]

Needed another serving of Amazing so I went back.

This time I got Nancy. Almost identical visit.

40 yr old Chinese spinner. Very limited roaming. Lots of attention to the boys prior to flip. Energetic HE for 0. 5 tip.

Never was the answer I received when asking for extras.

Fargler.

[HombreLyndo]

Another wonderful trip to Ms. Candy down in Piedmont. I won't repeat the telling my usual routine with her. 2 pops at 1. 70. Pro tip. Always table shower, if she personally cleans what she about to use. She'll always use it to its full extent. Massage was great. I pointed to the spots that hurt and she worked them like a pro. The funny part I'd like to share with my fellow mongers. First pop session she tried rev cg and her asshole was so prolapsed I got distracted and had to flip her on her back. Seriously like 2" of her lower colon was out flopping around like a rose bud in a wind storm, totally threw me off. All said and done hats off to the monger that did that, you literally knocked the back outa that chick. Easy solution flip her over and watch her boobs giggle and I was back on track. 2nd pop having learned my lesson had her in the same kinda position. Her kegeal regime is legit and she squeezed tight enough that I couldn't pull out without her letting me go.

Best part was the house phone didn't buzz and the doorbell didn't ring, she's greedy af and will stack up mongers in the extra rooms, and tell them to nap and wait. I got lucky and had her uninterrupted or distracted.

Last bit of advice. Call ahead and make an appointment, she'll put on something sexy to meet ya at the door with and not reek of cigarettes.

Yep, usually my visits went undisturbed and I really got to enjoy a great time with exceptional HE. My last visit, the reason it will be my last visit there, the doorbell rang when we were getting into the massage. She answers the door and had me waiting in the room a solid 30 minutes before returning to service me. I soldiered through it since I had already tipped, never having this problem before, but that took her from my ATF in the area to will never return. I'm not mad at her though. She should make all the money she can. It just won't be anymore of my money. LOL.

[Fargler]

Met Wendy. Chinese spinner, decent English.

Good HE with plenty of fun before the flip. Nothing else on the menu.

Standard fees.

Would repeat.

[Wilson2021]

Another wonderful trip to Ms. Candy down in Piedmont. I won't repeat the telling my usual routine with her. 2 pops at 1. 70. Pro tip. Always table shower, if she personally cleans what she about to use. She'll always use it to its full extent. Massage was great. I pointed to the spots that hurt and she worked them like a pro. The funny part I'd like to share with my fellow mongers. First pop session she tried rev cg and her asshole was so prolapsed I got distracted and had to flip her on her back. Seriously like 2" of her lower colon was out flopping around like a rose bud in a wind storm, totally threw me off. All said and done hats off to the monger that did that, you literally knocked the back outa that chick. Easy solution flip her over and watch her boobs giggle and I was back on track. 2nd pop having learned my lesson had her in the same kinda position. Her kegeal regime is legit and she squeezed tight enough that I couldn't pull out without her letting me go.

Best part was the house phone didn't buzz and the doorbell didn't ring, she's greedy af and will stack up mongers in the extra rooms, and tell them to nap and wait. I got lucky and had her uninterrupted or distracted.

Last bit of advice. Call ahead and make an appointment, she'll put on something sexy to meet ya at the door with and not reek of cigarettes.

[Confused 1966]

I've received three inquiries asking me for details. I haven't been there in 6 months because I'm back on the west coast now. I don't know who is working there or what your experience might be. However what I do every place I go is: I walk in the door, request an hour, pay 200 up front and usually get everything. My suggestion to you other mongers is go there and see if you have chemistry. If you don't then you can make up an excuse like you have to get back to work. Hopefully you gentleman will post some reviews if you go there.

I've found Pepsi at K Therapy to be an enthusiastic provider. When she's not there, though, some of her replacements (June, for example) can be somewhat less than stellar.

[Fargler]

Stopped by Lucky on Woodruff.

Spent an hour with Mia. Chinese, 30? Good English. Average appearance, cute little Asian butt.

Decent massage, roaming OTC, HE, no more. Standard fees, no negotiation, tip on your way out.

Will repeat next time I'm hungry for that and not more. Did not seem like the kind of place where you could become a regular and get more.

Please message me if you have been more successful than I was.

Fargler.

[WarpFactor69]

I've always had good experiences at K therapy, don't forget about that place.

I've received three inquiries asking me for details. I haven't been there in 6 months because I'm back on the west coast now. I don't know who is working there or what your experience might be. However what I do every place I go is: I walk in the door, request an hour, pay 200 up front and usually get everything. My suggestion to you other mongers is go there and see if you have chemistry. If you don't then you can make up an excuse like you have to get back to work. Hopefully you gentleman will post some reviews if you go there.

[TomyJonson1955]

I've always had good experiences at K therapy, don't forget about that place.

One of my favorite places if the girl or girls are busy I just do mama I actually ask for her once.

[WarpFactor69]

RealDirtyBird. I feel you. I bowed my head as I drove past the now-closed Vida. That was a fun place.

Hobby Cat. Like you, since Vida is closed I chose NH instead. But the parking lot had 2 cars, and there was a third car parked across the street so I kept moving.

I kept driving to Green Health. There I was informed that what I wanted was no longer available. Damn, striking out everywhere!

In the end I went to One Spa and saw Linda.

Sometimes it's hard to be a Monger.

Fargler.

I've always had good experiences at K therapy, don't forget about that place.

[TomyJonson1955]

Found myself on White Horse rd in awful traffic and decided to take a break at Yokyo. While waiting in the little front door area to pay the house fee80/ hr another monger walks in and. Well it's a small space and dude smelled like straight up shit, like he used his morning bm as skin cream. 80 year old mamasan comes to the window, sees us both and asks, "you want 2?" I was quick to reply "no mama, I don't fucking know this douche bag. " She told douche bag to come back in 20 minutes and he left to go roll around in manure.

Once inside mamasan led me to the room and I realized she's going to be my provider for the hourwell crap. There is another younger girl working there I got a brief glimpse at, but not enough to give any description of. No table shower was offered, massage was bad bad bad. Her poor ancient arthritic hands just couldn't do it. On the flip was I was the mood to just leave, dropped 1. 2 when she asked for the tip and she excitedly gave me a great BBJ with cim. She took her time to work me really hard before I busted and was very thorough cleaning me up with her mouth. Looks wise mamasan's face is a train wreck and she's suffers from noassatall syndrome, but she's got a nice set of natural D cups. They hang and flop but still kinda fun. Walking out the door she mentioned her name is Helen.

I'd go back to see the other provider.

I saw the big boobed lady a couple time there gave her $ for BBBJ both time after a few minutes she crawled up and sat on it finished in mish.

[Wilson2021]

Found myself on White Horse rd in awful traffic and decided to take a break at Yokyo. While waiting in the little front door area to pay the house fee—80/ hr— another monger walks in and. Well it's a small space and dude smelled like straight up shit, like he used his morning bm as skin cream. 80 year old mamasan comes to the window, sees us both and asks, "you want 2?" I was quick to reply "no mama, I don't fucking know this douche bag. " She told douche bag to come back in 20 minutes and he left to go roll around in manure.

Once inside mamasan led me to the room and I realized she's going to be my provider for the hour—well crap—. There is another younger girl working there I got a brief glimpse at, but not enough to give any description of. No table shower was offered, massage was bad bad bad. Her poor ancient arthritic hands just couldn't do it. On the flip was I was the mood to just leave, dropped 1. 2 when she asked for the tip and she excitedly gave me a great BBJ with cim. She took her time to work me really hard before I busted and was very thorough cleaning me up with her mouth. Looks wise mamasan's face is a train wreck and she's suffers from noassatall syndrome, but she's got a nice set of natural D cups. They hang and flop but still kinda fun. Walking out the door she mentioned her name is Helen.

I'd go back to see the other provider.

[TomyJonson1955]

New 55+ yr old woman. Chinese? No English at all.

2 minutes of BBJ but so toothy I was happy it was so short.

Then the sandpaper handshake was worse.

0. 7 hf + 0. 2 Table shower + $ negotiated tip.

Did not get my money worth!!

Walked next door and got a jigger of Bourbon at the pub (Blantons).

They are out of Eagle Rare.

Fargler.

Stopped by yesterday nice lady I sat out plenty of money nothing offered but HJ and otc.