Massage Parlor Reports

[Workaholic1976]

Well, I stopped by to answer my own question. Ruby is the new girl. Early 30's I'm guessing. Short, pretty face, tiny legs, thick in the mid section.

Last time I was in Pepsi mentioned one of her friends would be starting today. I won't be able to make it in this week, but if anybody TOFTT please report the experience.

Thanks,

Work.

[Workaholic1976]

Last time I was in Pepsi mentioned one of her friends would be starting today. I won't be able to make it in this week, but if anybody TOFTT please report the experience.

Thanks,

Work.

[SCWildRide]

Interesting side note and somewhat nauseating. So I'm tying my shoe, I look over on the wall (side towards the front door) and there is a decent size splatter on the wall. It was dried and not from me. I'm not sure what it was. Blood? Or worse.
Am I to blame for how the events ended? Partially yes. But I left happy knowing that they realized $$ was not going to happen, with me at least. Please don't get me wrong. I will pay that all day for Jewls! But not for subpar service.

Interesting side note and somewhat nauseating. So I'm tying my shoe, I look over on the wall (side towards the front door) and there is a decent size splatter on the wall. It was dried and not from me. I'm not sure what it was. Blood? Or worse.
Am I to blame for how the events ended? Partially yes. But I left happy knowing that they realized $$ was not going to happen, with me at least. Please don't get me wrong. I will pay that all day for Jewls! But not for subpar service.

The splatter wasn't me LOL but been in that room plenty. Best time was with Annie, she did a stripper dance and did everything in that chair. Ahh the memories. OK back to the room. It's to small and I sure the hell don't want to see or smell or possibly come in contact with any mystery fluids. The last time I was there was in that room with last months Susie at the end of the session while I was putting my shoes on she took the cover and towel she used for the TS to the other room. When she came back she left the same sheet and towel on the table and just straightened them up for the next customer. Disgusting. NH has dropped from the best AMP in the area to rankings of the worst in the area in just a few months. I really enjoyed that place for many years and felt comfortable there. Maybe they have a new owner or mamasan but either way I won't return until the reviews are better.

As far as comparing to a Jewlz experience no AMP does IMHO. Jewlz is a awesome girl and never had a bad time with her but really wished she would slow down sometimes. Every time I have been it's been full throttle for the entire hour, was a few times I had to start thinking about football and work so I would last the whole hour LOL. I'm my younger days we would have made a great match but as the song goes. "I'm only good once as I ever was" or something like that.

Stay safe mongers.

SC.

[DCrist0527]

After trying to visit Lee (too busy), drove by HT and saw 4 cars in the parking lot. So decided to continue my quest for mediocrity at NH. Walk in, greeted by Maya (says it like the month). Short, reasonably attractive and friendly. Said I'm the first customer of the day. Really? It's about 5 PM and every other AMP is packed. This report will make me sound like a jerk. But I'll just tell you my mindset and motivation. I've gone to many AMPs over the years. The price just continues to go up and the expectation is now $$. I'll admit to being spoiled. But I've NEVER had nor will I ever have anything close to a Jewls-experience at an AMP. So I'm going into my last several visits ready to walk out just on principle. Stupid? Perhaps. But it's a fun game to me. LOL.

So Maya is cute. Attractive rack, not huge but attractive. TS is lengthy. Not particularly great but good conversation, minimum amount of teasing. Back to room. I was in the back room, closest to shower. So starts the massage. Pretty lame and felt obligatory. 5 minutes later, "ok flip because I know you want to. " Well, yes, given your massage sucks, yes. So right to negotiations. 1. 4 $ Um, no. Long story short, negotiations ruined it. She then asked 1. 2 for FS. I lied, told her I didn't bring that much. She asked who I've seen previously. So then she says, ok $ for FS. Feeling I did my part, I agreed. So I start to empty my pockets. Pull out. 8 and the rest of my money in my pocket starts sticking together. Not wanting to pull it all out, I say oh, that's all I have. Then she said ok, well you can pay. 2 on a credit card. Um, no. She says you don't have another. 2. Nope. So she agreed to FS for. 8. So I start to feel bad and say ok, how about just CBJ for 80. She agrees. Leaves and comes back a moment later. Obviously I pissed her off because her attitude went from cheery to nasty. So about 5 minutes of CBJ and then left happy. But here's what really ticked me off. So I finish and she leaves immediately. Comes back with a wet towel. Ice cold. She hands it to me and says thank you and leaves.

Interesting side note and somewhat nauseating. So I'm tying my shoe, I look over on the wall (side towards the front door) and there is a decent size splatter on the wall. It was dried and not from me. I'm not sure what it was. Blood? Or worse.

Am I to blame for how the events ended? Partially yes. But I left happy knowing that they realized $$ was not going to happen, with me at least. Please don't get me wrong. I will pay that all day for Jewls! But not for subpar service.

[Tigerx2]

Anyone have any info on come back massage in Easley.

I have been there twice. You will only get a decent massage from a cute, very friendly provider IMO and nothing else. She speaks only a few words of English, but she tries hard.

[DCrist0527]

So I was driving through Anderson this morning and the stellar reports on Pepsi were running through my mind. So I head to Lee. Get in the parking lot and notice 3 cars out front. So I cross my fingers, hoping (but doubting) there's an unusual amount of interest in fruit smoothies next door. I walk in and there's a dude sitting in the chair waiting. He tried to hide himself, like he just got busted doing something he REALLY shouldn't be doing. I might do the same thing if some chick walked in. But just another guy? He's just as big of a pervert as me. LOL.

Clearly, Pepsi's popularity is well known. Off to find another outlet now.

I can definitely confirm Workaholic's post about Pepsi as well. Best experience I've ever had at an AMP! I mean it was so nice I saw her twice in one day! Seriously!

[Mavis5429]

Anyone have any info on come back massage in Easley.

[Jamall84]

I can definitely confirm Workaholic's post about Pepsi as well. Best experience I've ever had at an AMP! I mean it was so nice I saw her twice in one day! Seriously!

[DCrist0527]

After reading the hysterical posts on Hiya, I think I need to up my standards. LOL I was there once and had an older lady. I don't know if it's the same lady. Mine did not have a tattoo. The massage was not bad. The ending was ok. Haven't returned though. My thought was it was average but I got the decent massage and left happy.

Was in the neighborhood and stopped at NH. Like Z, I'm not sure why. Truthfully, my quest is to drive prices down. I'm just kind of out of the hobby because the talent just isn't there. (Read here that NH massage was now. 8 + . 8 to be happy and I was ready to walk out on priciple. LOL) So stopped in and drew Cookie. I knew she has mixed reviews. So TS was average. Speaks English very well. Her face is definitely older. It doesn't match her body. I think her body was actually nice. Some scarring under the bolts. But on the back rub, she grabs my hands and puts me to work. When I saw her lips, I swear. I do not DATY when I pay. Just can't bring myself to it. But those lips almost pushed me to it. I started to get carried away but then remembered, I was on a mission. So. 6 + . 6 and I was happy.

Again, you all have me rethinking my standards. Cookie was fairly decent, despite the bad reviews. Very friendly, enjoyed the conversation. Don't think I'd return just for her but would not be disappointed if I drew her either. She is leaving, Tuesday is her last day. New girl coming Wed.

One last note. I know I'm preaching to the choir. But after the TS, I wait for Cookie in the room. After she starts the massage, she said 'you don't have a crazy fiance, do you?' Um, no. Turns out a lady called there after checking a credit card statement. Ouch. Hope it wasn't anyone here!

[ScGuy56]

I guess? Sounds like neither one of us had a great time, SCGuy. If she pestered me about giving myself a handie, I would have asked her for a tip. I'm one and done there.

I think that was my last time there. Oh, Lisa is back at Healing Touch Therapy. Saw her Saturday, gave me a nice hot towel massage the whole time instead of the oil. Felt pretty good on a cold day. The ending was my usual good time and she didn't giggle like a 13 year old.

[Zauriel]

I guess? Sounds like neither one of us had a great time, SCGuy. If she pestered me about giving myself a handie, I would have asked her for a tip. I'm one and done there.

That was me that came in. I did look at you but you were too busy signing something, giving an autograph at an AMP is a new one on me. So I bent down to feel if there was any heat coming out of that little space heater, when I turned back around you were gone. I thought you had walked by me out the door.

The space heater in the room worked much better, but it was blowing right on my right arm, which I was afraid would end up with burns, luckily GHS is right up the street, I am sure they have a life flight to Augusta.

And the previous two times I have been there, your experience mirrored mine. But this time I drew the young one, after waiting for 15 minutes in a freezing room. With my clothes on after being told "5 min".

But do not fret, you did not miss anything with the young one. Her massage was ok, at best, then she took my hand and placed it on my cock and giggled, when I attempted to touch her, anywhere, she recoiled in horror instead of just gently pushing my hand away, and she kept badgering me with "do it feeel ok?" and making noises. At least the water was cold this time. As for Iphones, she had hers with her. Probably could not wait to get back on FB.

So finally after 3 trips I got to see her.

The older lady was still smiling when I left. Just so you know.

Oh and thanks, I am courteous and thankful.

[HolePoker]

What is this place all about? I pass it on my way to the ATL. Its either before Rt81 in Anderson or after Clemson Blvd just off of 85. It's on the left going South. I saw it last Wed on my way to the airport.

Hole.

[ScGuy56]

Just returned from a visit. Lord knows why? Curiousity? Self-loathing? Probably equal parts of both. Walked in without an appointment and the older lady greeted me and told me that an hour massage is 70. SEVENTY? I contemplated a 30 min appointment but I really needed a massage. The lady told me since it was my first time she would give me 10 bucks off so I agreed even though she is not attractive at all. I thought for that price I bet it's a good massage at least. As I was paying, another one of you fuckers came in and didn't make eye contact with me. So if this was you who entered Hiya about noon today, you owe me big time for taking granny off your hands and allowing you to get the younger one.

So Yeoman Rose led me to a room. I call her that because she has a bigass rose tattoo on her bicep like a sailor. I undressed as I read the CYA signs about no sexual conduct blah blah blah. Rose entered again as I laid nekkie on the table. What followed was one of the three worst "professional" massages I've ever received. She essentially just rubbed the skin above my knots instead of actually kneading the knots out. What she did use a lot of pressure on was my fucking neck. I was terrified she was going to snap a vertebrate. Between the frustration of almost getting muscular relief and worrying about my actual safety, I ended up tenser than when I entered the building.

She was totally okay with me not wanting the towel cover. And on the occasions when she was just rubbing on my ass cheek, I let my hand caress her calf and slide up her thigh, giving her the hint that I wanted more. Did I though? I suppose. I guess it's because I couldn't see her at the moment. Maybe I was just wiling to let her jerk the jizz from my johnson so the gawdawful massage would end. She wiped me off with a warm towel and told me to flip. She pointed to my love lever (I think. Maybe it was just my stomach) and nodded. I nodded back.

She oiled up her hands and began a jackhammer style handie and I immediately told her to go slower. She did for exactly one second then got right back up to warp speed. I stopped her and told her again. SLOW - you know, like Kirk Cousins reading coverages. She slowed down a bit and allowed me to grab her tiddies over her shirt and giggled when I tried to peek down her blouse. She said something and I have no idea what it was. In retrospect, I think it was "You're lucky you can't see them. ".

Now, I paid 60 bucks for a shitty massage, I was determined to get my money's worth on the stroke. So I held off and thought about my wife coming home from work and bitching about how Apple products suck and how Facebook doesn't allow you share photo albums unless you make them public because they want to own all our pictures and sell them to ad agencies and let Rose jerk me for about 15 minutes. Eventually she said she was tired and I had to finish. I told her if she would just go slower like I originally asked then that would get the job done. She said "Slow?" I said YES. Slow. Like the Redskins running backs. She sighed and went back to it. I concentrated and slipped my hand under her shirt & bra and grabbed her bare tiddy. She half gasped / half laughed but didn't stop me. Then my boomstick pumped a bunch of dude juice into her hand and she cooed like her first boyfriend had just told her he loved her.

She wiped me off with tissues then left to get a hot towel. When she returned, she put said boiling hot towel right on my nuts! Sweet fuck woman! Why the hell would you do that? I yelped! I don't mean the useless business review site. I mean I bleated like a fucking ram. That just got it's nuts roasted. She tried to massage me some more but I told her fuck no. I'd had enough. She said she'd meet me out front and I dressed, exited and tipped her 40 because she did her job even though she did it poorly. That's not her fault. She held up her end of the deal. A deal that included a torturous massage and a HJ less loving than I could have given myself. And I'm even better looking.

I pray I don't have to go to a fucking chiropractor.

I still have oil all over me. Even the hot towel didn't get it all off. Maybe I should go visit a refinery and see if they could use some.

[ScGuy56]

Just returned from a visit. Lord knows why? Curiousity? Self-loathing? Probably equal parts of both. Walked in without an appointment and the older lady greeted me and told me that an hour massage is 70. SEVENTY? I contemplated a 30 min appointment but I really needed a massage. The lady told me since it was my first time she would give me 10 bucks off so I agreed even though she is not attractive at all. I thought for that price I bet it's a good massage at least. As I was paying, another one of you fuckers came in and didn't make eye contact with me. So if this was you who entered Hiya about noon today, you owe me big time for taking granny off your hands and allowing you to get the younger one.

So Yeoman Rose led me to a room. I call her that because she has a bigass rose tattoo on her bicep like a sailor. I undressed as I read the CYA signs about no sexual conduct blah blah blah. Rose entered again as I laid nekkie on the table. What followed was one of the three worst "professional" massages I've ever received. She essentially just rubbed the skin above my knots instead of actually kneading the knots out. What she did use a lot of pressure on was my fucking neck. I was terrified she was going to snap a vertebrate. Between the frustration of almost getting muscular relief and worrying about my actual safety, I ended up tenser than when I entered the building.

She was totally okay with me not wanting the towel cover. And on the occasions when she was just rubbing on my ass cheek, I let my hand caress her calf and slide up her thigh, giving her the hint that I wanted more. Did I though? I suppose. I guess it's because I couldn't see her at the moment. Maybe I was just wiling to let her jerk the jizz from my johnson so the gawdawful massage would end. She wiped me off with a warm towel and told me to flip. She pointed to my love lever (I think. Maybe it was just my stomach) and nodded. I nodded back.

She oiled up her hands and began a jackhammer style handie and I immediately told her to go slower. She did for exactly one second then got right back up to warp speed. I stopped her and told her again. SLOW - you know, like Kirk Cousins reading coverages. She slowed down a bit and allowed me to grab her tiddies over her shirt and giggled when I tried to peek down her blouse. She said something and I have no idea what it was. In retrospect, I think it was "You're lucky you can't see them. ".

Now, I paid 60 bucks for a shitty massage, I was determined to get my money's worth on the stroke. So I held off and thought about my wife coming home from work and bitching about how Apple products suck and how Facebook doesn't allow you share photo albums unless you make them public because they want to own all our pictures and sell them to ad agencies and let Rose jerk me for about 15 minutes. Eventually she said she was tired and I had to finish. I told her if she would just go slower like I originally asked then that would get the job done. She said "Slow?" I said YES. Slow. Like the Redskins running backs. She sighed and went back to it. I concentrated and slipped my hand under her shirt & bra and grabbed her bare tiddy. She half gasped / half laughed but didn't stop me. Then my boomstick pumped a bunch of dude juice into her hand and she cooed like her first boyfriend had just told her he loved her.

She wiped me off with tissues then left to get a hot towel. When she returned, she put said boiling hot towel right on my nuts! Sweet fuck woman! Why the hell would you do that? I yelped! I don't mean the useless business review site. I mean I bleated like a fucking ram. That just got it's nuts roasted. She tried to massage me some more but I told her fuck no. I'd had enough. She said she'd meet me out front and I dressed, exited and tipped her 40 because she did her job even though she did it poorly. That's not her fault. She held up her end of the deal. A deal that included a torturous massage and a HJ less loving than I could have given myself. And I'm even better looking.

I pray I don't have to go to a fucking chiropractor.

That was me that came in. I did look at you but you were too busy signing something, giving an autograph at an AMP is a new one on me. So I bent down to feel if there was any heat coming out of that little space heater, when I turned back around you were gone. I thought you had walked by me out the door.

The space heater in the room worked much better, but it was blowing right on my right arm, which I was afraid would end up with burns, luckily GHS is right up the street, I am sure they have a life flight to Augusta.

And the previous two times I have been there, your experience mirrored mine. But this time I drew the young one, after waiting for 15 minutes in a freezing room. With my clothes on after being told "5 min".

But do not fret, you did not miss anything with the young one. Her massage was ok, at best, then she took my hand and placed it on my cock and giggled, when I attempted to touch her, anywhere, she recoiled in horror instead of just gently pushing my hand away, and she kept badgering me with "do it feeel ok?" and making noises. At least the water was cold this time. As for Iphones, she had hers with her. Probably could not wait to get back on FB.

So finally after 3 trips I got to see her.

The older lady was still smiling when I left. Just so you know.

Oh and thanks, I am courteous and thankful.

[Zauriel]

Just returned from a visit. Lord knows why? Curiousity? Self-loathing? Probably equal parts of both. Walked in without an appointment and the older lady greeted me and told me that an hour massage is 70. SEVENTY? I contemplated a 30 min appointment but I really needed a massage. The lady told me since it was my first time she would give me 10 bucks off so I agreed even though she is not attractive at all. I thought for that price I bet it's a good massage at least. As I was paying, another one of you fuckers came in and didn't make eye contact with me. So if this was you who entered Hiya about noon today, you owe me big time for taking granny off your hands and allowing you to get the younger one.

So Yeoman Rose led me to a room. I call her that because she has a bigass rose tattoo on her bicep like a sailor. I undressed as I read the CYA signs about no sexual conduct blah blah blah. Rose entered again as I laid nekkie on the table. What followed was one of the three worst "professional" massages I've ever received. She essentially just rubbed the skin above my knots instead of actually kneading the knots out. What she did use a lot of pressure on was my fucking neck. I was terrified she was going to snap a vertebrate. Between the frustration of almost getting muscular relief and worrying about my actual safety, I ended up tenser than when I entered the building.

She was totally okay with me not wanting the towel cover. And on the occasions when she was just rubbing on my ass cheek, I let my hand caress her calf and slide up her thigh, giving her the hint that I wanted more. Did I though? I suppose. I guess it's because I couldn't see her at the moment. Maybe I was just wiling to let her jerk the jizz from my johnson so the gawdawful massage would end. She wiped me off with a warm towel and told me to flip. She pointed to my love lever (I think. Maybe it was just my stomach) and nodded. I nodded back.

She oiled up her hands and began a jackhammer style handie and I immediately told her to go slower. She did for exactly one second then got right back up to warp speed. I stopped her and told her again. SLOW - you know, like Kirk Cousins reading coverages. She slowed down a bit and allowed me to grab her tiddies over her shirt and giggled when I tried to peek down her blouse. She said something and I have no idea what it was. In retrospect, I think it was "You're lucky you can't see them. ".

Now, I paid 60 bucks for a shitty massage, I was determined to get my money's worth on the stroke. So I held off and thought about my wife coming home from work and bitching about how Apple products suck and how Facebook doesn't allow you share photo albums unless you make them public because they want to own all our pictures and sell them to ad agencies and let Rose jerk me for about 15 minutes. Eventually she said she was tired and I had to finish. I told her if she would just go slower like I originally asked then that would get the job done. She said "Slow?" I said YES. Slow. Like the Redskins running backs. She sighed and went back to it. I concentrated and slipped my hand under her shirt & bra and grabbed her bare tiddy. She half gasped / half laughed but didn't stop me. Then my boomstick pumped a bunch of dude juice into her hand and she cooed like her first boyfriend had just told her he loved her.

She wiped me off with tissues then left to get a hot towel. When she returned, she put said boiling hot towel right on my nuts! Sweet fuck woman! Why the hell would you do that? I yelped! I don't mean the useless business review site. I mean I bleated like a fucking ram. That just got it's nuts roasted. She tried to massage me some more but I told her fuck no. I'd had enough. She said she'd meet me out front and I dressed, exited and tipped her 40 because she did her job even though she did it poorly. That's not her fault. She held up her end of the deal. A deal that included a torturous massage and a HJ less loving than I could have given myself. And I'm even better looking.

I pray I don't have to go to a fucking chiropractor.