Escort Reports

**Daniel9171** · 02-22-19 17:19

Originally Posted by SlobberKnocker [View Original Post]

My friend, you wed to stay as far away from that one as possible!

Works out of a dumpy no-tell off Augusta (you know the one I'm talking about), lots of shady characters lurking about. Used to post on BP looking for a 'sugar daddy' or just a place to stay in exchange for favors.

Based on the language she used in her old ads, she thinks she's a gangstah.

Never have partaken, just got a terrible vibe in communications, but hey, YMMV.

I concur.

Tried and successfully scheduled a dream by text with her. Talked like a hood rat, but was still interested.

Got to the hotel and called for the room. Pulled around to the back and parked so I can see a full panoramic of the top and bottom floor. Saw two guys hanging out pretty close to the room. My spidey dances started tingling so I left.

Glad I wasn't the only one.

**SlobberKnocker** · 02-22-19 13:51

Originally Posted by Nissmogoon [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried this one? Back in my navy days when we found a chubby Asian female, we dam near would fight for who's going first. She is priced rite also. We use to have bets who can make bbw Asians squirt the most in 30min limit the loser had to buy drinks for the night.Goodtimes Goodtimes. http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...n/568327330021.

My friend, you wed to stay as far away from that one as possible!

Works out of a dumpy no-tell off Augusta (you know the one I'm talking about), lots of shady characters lurking about. Used to post on BP looking for a 'sugar daddy' or just a place to stay in exchange for favors.

Based on the language she used in her old ads, she thinks she's a gangstah.

Never have partaken, just got a terrible vibe in communications, but hey, YMMV.

**Bogartofsc** · 02-22-19 12:39

I'll I can say is Damn! One of the best, and funniest reviews, that I have ever read. Thanks!!

Originally Posted by Zauriel [View Original Post]

My dudes, some of you may ask: "Z-man (because you don't know how to pronounce my screenname. By the way, it's ZAW-ree-EL), is there a girl on STG who uses real photos. And are said photos representative?" And yes, I just gave you the benefit of the doubt for proper vernacular. Now, to answer your question: Yes. Yes there are. I just visited one of them who advertises under the name Sexy Lexi. She may be the 7,242,966,124th provider with that name (I could be off a few digits. I'm not really a math guy), but here is the link to her current ad:

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...i/733813123827

Close your eyes for a moment and imagine my surprise when she opened the door and looked exactly like her pics. Did I just hear actual angels sing? Yes. Did they sing a Drake song? No -they're angels FFS. Anyway she is staying at an extended stay, but not a super rough one. I was a bit hesitant due to the recent tragedy, but I have been communicating with Lexi for about a month, trying to find a time to meet. I've spoken to her and got a decent vibe from her. She was wearing a short tight dress that showed off her thick, powerful, tanned thighs. She has about 15 extra around the middle, but no worries there. And I always say if you have a little weight on, it always looks better tanned. Plus she's a beach girl, so tanning is her natural state. She's the kind of gal who is a regular at a beach dive bar. Mid-30's, thick, blonde, tan, kind of an alchie.

So I enter and she is changing the shower curtain, so I sit on the couch and chat. Then she was looking for her glass of sweet tea. Then she was folding clothes. I thought "Oh man, she is going to waste every bit of time she can. " My wife does this, too. On the rare occasion she finds herself feeling obligated to engage in marital relations, she has to take a shower, do her hair, do her nails (which frustrates her. So she ends up in a foul mood), puts on lingerie. It essentially has to be a scene from a fucken historical romance novel. "Oh roguish Carrington, covet me with your honeyed words and savage mind. Come unto me and forthwith; enter my unknown charms. " She wastes so much time that I lose interest and then we both win because I can watch sports and she can complain about her nails and that she spent money on undies for nothing, and why our electric bill is different every month when we use the exact same amount of power. I digress.

After putting the donation on a piece of furniture, I striped and laid on the smoky bed (she smokes, it wasn't on fire. Yet. Hahahahaha! God, I slay me). She slipped that dress off and DAMN, I knew I wanted to unload the fucktruck on this gal. She laid next to me and cuddled fondled, however she doesn't kiss. Ugh. Her skin is soft and she made her way downtown to my highrise loft. Her BBBJ was soft and slow, like a hobbled sheep. Not the best analogy, but I used my best one in a prior review. They can't all be winners, guys. When we were both ready, she applied a rubber thing on my Gentleman usher and I knew her carnally. Most of the time was mish, because she was comfy and energetic. Those legs wrapped around me almost were my Waterloo. She suggested doggy, and I obliged her. I'm not a big fan of doggy but with Lexi it was very very nice. So nice that, if I might admit gentle folk, that thence I ejaculated.

She went off to get a hot rag with soap on it, then proceeded to clean me off with the care of an RN. She was attentive and thorough, and this duty was not just an afterthought. It was an unusual and unexpected pleasure. She chatted more as I dressed to leave.

Final thoughts: Real chick, cool chick, dynamite thighs and rear, those alone are worth the trip. If she was GFE, I would probably return every week. Maybe with another visit I'll get a bump up? It was a lovely way to start a rainy morning. I heartily recommend. Verily.

**Zauriel** · 02-22-19 11:38

My dudes, some of you may ask: "Z-man (because you don't know how to pronounce my screenname. By the way, it's ZAW-ree-EL), is there a girl on STG who uses real photos. And are said photos representative?" And yes, I just gave you the benefit of the doubt for proper vernacular. Now, to answer your question: Yes. Yes there are. I just visited one of them who advertises under the name Sexy Lexi. She may be the 7,242,966,124th provider with that name (I could be off a few digits. I'm not really a math guy), but here is the link to her current ad:

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...i/733813123827

Close your eyes for a moment and imagine my surprise when she opened the door and looked exactly like her pics. Did I just hear actual angels sing? Yes. Did they sing a Drake song? No -they're angels FFS. Anyway she is staying at an extended stay, but not a super rough one. I was a bit hesitant due to the recent tragedy, but I have been communicating with Lexi for about a month, trying to find a time to meet. I've spoken to her and got a decent vibe from her. She was wearing a short tight dress that showed off her thick, powerful, tanned thighs. She has about 15 extra around the middle, but no worries there. And I always say if you have a little weight on, it always looks better tanned. Plus she's a beach girl, so tanning is her natural state. She's the kind of gal who is a regular at a beach dive bar. Mid-30's, thick, blonde, tan, kind of an alchie.

So I enter and she is changing the shower curtain, so I sit on the couch and chat. Then she was looking for her glass of sweet tea. Then she was folding clothes. I thought "Oh man, she is going to waste every bit of time she can. " My wife does this, too. On the rare occasion she finds herself feeling obligated to engage in marital relations, she has to take a shower, do her hair, do her nails (which frustrates her. So she ends up in a foul mood), puts on lingerie. It essentially has to be a scene from a fucken historical romance novel. "Oh roguish Carrington, covet me with your honeyed words and savage mind. Come unto me and forthwith; enter my unknown charms. " She wastes so much time that I lose interest and then we both win because I can watch sports and she can complain about her nails and that she spent money on undies for nothing, and why our electric bill is different every month when we use the exact same amount of power. I digress.

After putting the donation on a piece of furniture, I striped and laid on the smoky bed (she smokes, it wasn't on fire. Yet. Hahahahaha! God, I slay me). She slipped that dress off and DAMN, I knew I wanted to unload the fucktruck on this gal. She laid next to me and cuddled fondled, however she doesn't kiss. Ugh. Her skin is soft and she made her way downtown to my highrise loft. Her BBBJ was soft and slow, like a hobbled sheep. Not the best analogy, but I used my best one in a prior review. They can't all be winners, guys. When we were both ready, she applied a rubber thing on my Gentleman usher and I knew her carnally. Most of the time was mish, because she was comfy and energetic. Those legs wrapped around me almost were my Waterloo. She suggested doggy, and I obliged her. I'm not a big fan of doggy but with Lexi it was very very nice. So nice that, if I might admit gentle folk, that thence I ejaculated.

She went off to get a hot rag with soap on it, then proceeded to clean me off with the care of an RN. She was attentive and thorough, and this duty was not just an afterthought. It was an unusual and unexpected pleasure. She chatted more as I dressed to leave.

Final thoughts: Real chick, cool chick, dynamite thighs and rear, those alone are worth the trip. If she was GFE, I would probably return every week. Maybe with another visit I'll get a bump up? It was a lovely way to start a rainy morning. I heartily recommend. Verily.

**PismoflyerGA** · 02-22-19 11:37

Originally Posted by Professor55 [View Original Post]

You are a font of wisdom OldTiger. Thank you. Who knows what she really looks like?

Its a scam, my good Professor. Clear as daylight on a sunny morning dew filled blade of grass. And certainly not good ass.

Take a look. Get your spidey sense tuned up, Brother. Your boyz here, will help you if you are open to it.

https://escortindex.com/ad/greenvill...-0079/1/337314

**Professor55** · 02-22-19 04:27

Originally Posted by OldTiger [View Original Post]

You need to add Google Image Search and / or Google Reverse Image Search to your hobby toolkit. Tineye is okay, but it's last on my image search engine list. This one has a ton of matching images.

You are a font of wisdom OldTiger. Thank you. Who knows what she really looks like?

**Fredies Dream** · 02-22-19 02:33

This is a who not too see post. Delilah from Townville. She had been on my radar for some time. Pictures looked good. Boy was it a mistake. Pictures are her but they must be highly filtered. Old hag. Neurological damage from probably too many drugs. Limited abilities "do to injuries". Just stay away. I can't imagine anyone's experience being any better but it could be I'm just spoiled.

**OldTiger** · 02-21-19 22:31

Originally Posted by Professor55 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this blonde MILF? Negative on Tineye.

https://escortindex.com/ad/greenvill...-0079/1/337314

You need to add Google Image Search and / or Google Reverse Image Search to your hobby toolkit. Tineye is okay, but it's last on my image search engine list. This one has a ton of matching images.

**Professor55** · 02-21-19 15:47

Has anyone seen this blonde MILF? Negative on Tineye.

https://escortindex.com/ad/greenvill...-0079/1/337314

**Nissmogoon** · 02-21-19 04:15

Has anyone tried this one? Back in my navy days when we found a chubby Asian female, we dam near would fight for who's going first. She is priced rite also. We use to have bets who can make bbw Asians squirt the most in 30min limit the loser had to buy drinks for the night.Goodtimes Goodtimes. http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...n/568327330021.

**OldTiger** · 02-20-19 20:40

Originally Posted by Professor55 [View Original Post]

I've seen several reviews on different girls using the name "Montana". Does anyone have any experience with this one? Her ad says she's in Gray Court.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/montana-...y-court-413908

I think it is the Montana that has been reviewed here a fair amount, see this ad which has matching email addresses. The first pic is one that I've seen Montana use before in her STG and former BP ads. As an aside, I don't know why she would use her real name in her email address. I did a findpeoplesearch lookup, and she's 37. She does appear to have quite a few old possession charges but seem to be mostly for pot and something called FLUNITRAZEPAM or similar. But they appear to be from her early 20's so if she's clean now I wouldn't count it against her. And I doubt she'll ever do out calls as her driving record is atrocious and has been pulled over a ton for driving with a suspended license.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/brandy-h...onville-320374

**SCWildRide** · 02-20-19 20:13

Originally Posted by Professor55 [View Original Post]

I've seen several reviews on different girls using the name "Montana". Does anyone have any experience with this one? Her ad says she's in Gray Court.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/montana-...y-court-413908

Here is a more recent post from STG but sorry no info. I haven't seen her either but interested for sure.

http://greenville.skipthegames.com/f...y/369394340476

**Outlaw44** · 02-20-19 19:44

Originally Posted by Professor55 [View Original Post]

I've seen several reviews on different girls using the name "Montana". Does anyone have any experience with this one? Her ad says she's in Gray Court.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/montana-...y-court-413908

I have seen Montana several times. One of my favorites, if not my favorite. But it could be the focus on that picture, but that does not look like her.

**DebuDewan1** · 02-20-19 19:14

Back in town for a work trip, and back in UTR Kat's warm lap (yes she is that MILFY). I missed her so much, that I ended up spraying baby batter three time in an hour. All holes were offered, and I violated them all. Everything is covered as usual except BBBJ. Her DT action got me the first two times (where she seductively swallowed, got her dose of protein) and the third one flooded her greek isles. I am not sure about how many times I got her off, but I counted three big ones in the first 30 minutes of 69. Can't tell enough about how she loves to DFK and just make out like teenagers. Highly recommended as usual. I love seeing her every time I am in town, and I usually put up a review. Get in touch with her through her profile: LowFlyerSpvl. You won't be disappointed. Treat her bad, and I will personally go Liam Neeson on your ass.

**Professor55** · 02-20-19 18:45

I've seen several reviews on different girls using the name "Montana". Does anyone have any experience with this one? Her ad says she's in Gray Court.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/montana-...y-court-413908