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[Zauriel]

You're welcome. It's all part of the service. No tip required.

Thank you, you made me laugh out loud.

[FiveOfSix]

http://greenville.backpage.com/Women...asure/18826473

Saw this one for a hhr yesterday after spending a full workday trying to find a professional sex worker who responded to their ads. I was excited to see a thicc young ebony who allowed greek. Went to her actual apartment in Simpsonville. Was a bit complicated and spent an extra 15 minutes trying to find her, which cut into my playing time.

The Good:

She is the girl in her pics and social media. Pretty face and nice thick body.

She probably allows greek.

The Bad:

Have a seat, fellas.

Ushered me into her actual bedroom with zero personality. Did an LE check and she asked for the $. She had a little body odor, nothing that I couldn't deal with. I put it on the dresser and stripped. She knelt in front of me and opened a condom wrapper with her teeth. I asked her for a BBBJ and she said "uh-uh. " I told her a CBJ over my flaccid dood would not result in erection. She did not care. She put the inch thick rubber on my inch long bone and said "I'll do it good, daddy. " I told her it wouldn't matter but she didn't listen. To her credit, her luscious lips got me to semi hard in about two minutes. She asked if I was ready and I said uh no. What do you think? So she kept sucking for two more minutes and said my time was almost up. I told her unless her apartment is in a different planet in the multiverse where an hour equaled 10 minutes on Earth, that my time was most definitely not almost up.

She stood up and leaned over the bed offering up her thick round backside. Now, she's a tall girl and the physics wasn't working here, so I asked if she would get on the actual bed. Reluctantly she did and when I climbed behind her, I was nearly blinded by the stank. It was like if you left a bowl of eggs and fish out in the sun for a week and then took a dump on it. Truly rancid. She reached around and tried to put my limp, rubber strapped dick inside her but you all know this can't actually work. I eased her down onto her stomach, mostly to escape the smell, and lamented, because she looked great that way. I asked her to suck me some more and she did, but there was no way I was getting hard. After a few, I told her I had to go.

Went to the bathroom to clean up and there was no soap or towels, paper or otherwise. No wonder. I dressed and left, followed by the dark cloud of pusstank. Drove home with the windows down and it was still thick. I showered in the hottest water possible and still couldn't get all the smell off of me. I could still smell it. OH MY GOD! I COULD STILL SMELL IT! I think it got embedded in my eyes. Is that possible? Is there a doctor here? It affected my ability to enjoy dinner.

Anyway. It's the morning after and I no longer feel like the naughty adult version of PigPen. But I'm out another benjamin and my nuts are still full of my future slacker children waiting to be releashed into an orifice of a virtual stranger.

Thank you, you made me laugh out loud.

[OldTiger]

http://www.liveescortreviews.com/ad/...-3383/1/293592

Hi everybody. Long time lurker first time poster. I had been seeing her around BP for the last couple of weeks, and I decided to go for it. Her pictures are not accurate. If they are then they are at least 5+ years old. She's a nice woman and still nice looking, but the prices quoted and the services that came with each were not to my liking. HH gets a CCBJ for 1. H gets FS for 1. 6. Also, you only get to go round one. No kissing, fingers in V, or DATY. Barely let me suck on her tits. She has a nice body and personality, but I will not return. If these rules and regs are to your liking you should have a good time. I will fix my link if it doesn't work.

I've been casually scouting this one out myself, and had so far only determined she was real. Your feedback helped fill in the gaps, thanks a bunch. Unfortunately provider pics seem more often outdated (and sometimes even fake) than not these days. BTW, welcome to the board.

[Zauriel]

http://greenville.backpage.com/Women...asure/18826473

Saw this one for a hhr yesterday after spending a full workday trying to find a professional sex worker who responded to their ads. I was excited to see a thicc young ebony who allowed greek. Went to her actual apartment in Simpsonville. Was a bit complicated and spent an extra 15 minutes trying to find her, which cut into my playing time.

The Good:

She is the girl in her pics and social media. Pretty face and nice thick body.

She probably allows greek.

The Bad:

Have a seat, fellas.

Ushered me into her actual bedroom with zero personality. Did an LE check and she asked for the $. She had a little body odor, nothing that I couldn't deal with. I put it on the dresser and stripped. She knelt in front of me and opened a condom wrapper with her teeth. I asked her for a BBBJ and she said "uh-uh. " I told her a CBJ over my flaccid dood would not result in erection. She did not care. She put the inch thick rubber on my inch long bone and said "I'll do it good, daddy. " I told her it wouldn't matter but she didn't listen. To her credit, her luscious lips got me to semi hard in about two minutes. She asked if I was ready and I said uh no. What do you think? So she kept sucking for two more minutes and said my time was almost up. I told her unless her apartment is in a different planet in the multiverse where an hour equaled 10 minutes on Earth, that my time was most definitely not almost up.

She stood up and leaned over the bed offering up her thick round backside. Now, she's a tall girl and the physics wasn't working here, so I asked if she would get on the actual bed. Reluctantly she did and when I climbed behind her, I was nearly blinded by the stank. It was like if you left a bowl of eggs and fish out in the sun for a week and then took a dump on it. Truly rancid. She reached around and tried to put my limp, rubber strapped dick inside her but you all know this can't actually work. I eased her down onto her stomach, mostly to escape the smell, and lamented, because she looked great that way. I asked her to suck me some more and she did, but there was no way I was getting hard. After a few, I told her I had to go.

Went to the bathroom to clean up and there was no soap or towels, paper or otherwise. No wonder. I dressed and left, followed by the dark cloud of pusstank. Drove home with the windows down and it was still thick. I showered in the hottest water possible and still couldn't get all the smell off of me. I could still smell it. OH MY GOD! I COULD STILL SMELL IT! I think it got embedded in my eyes. Is that possible? Is there a doctor here? It affected my ability to enjoy dinner.

Anyway. It's the morning after and I no longer feel like the naughty adult version of PigPen. But I'm out another benjamin and my nuts are still full of my future slacker children waiting to be releashed into an orifice of a virtual stranger.

[DanJay06]

Good and bad news. Saw Ella tonight, as fantastic and unique as always but she's considering quitting the biz. She has a chance for happiness and I don't blame her for going for it. She got dealt a short hand but didn't let that stop her from making her way. Love her attitude and persistence. She truly is one of a kind. I spent New Year's Eve with her and it's still the only overnight I've ever done. She cooked us a delicious supper and then got up and did bfast as well. She's really special and I consider myself fortunate to have met and spent time with her. The ones she's touched will understand and be happy for her, she really deserves happiness.

In a different circumstance I would have made her mine but that's unfair given our situations. She still has hope and possibility, I can't rob her of that. She's still the only lady I've ever offered to keep. Best I've ever seen. Best wishes for her. 💖.

For a moment I thought I clicked on True Romance.

[Badcock]

http://greenville.backpage.com/Women...e-m_e/24118037 Amazing time with her. She does overbook but she's worth the wait if you make it in.

[WalkAboutSC]

http://www.liveescortreviews.com/ad/...-3383/1/293592

Hi everybody. Long time lurker first time poster. I had been seeing her around BP for the last couple of weeks, and I decided to go for it. Her pictures are not accurate. If they are then they are at least 5+ years old. She's a nice woman and still nice looking, but the prices quoted and the services that came with each were not to my liking. HH gets a CCBJ for 1. H gets FS for 1. 6. Also, you only get to go round one. No kissing, fingers in V, or DATY. Barely let me suck on her tits. She has a nice body and personality, but I will not return. If these rules and regs are to your liking you should have a good time. I will fix my link if it doesn't work.

[RunningMan3325]

Hello Gents.

http://greenville.backpage.com/Women...abits/24080352

So 2 disclaimers here to start.

1: This is her last night in town, so the post could be down by the time anyone sees it.

2: This girl is definitely the ones in the pics. In fact imo, she is even hotter and her pics do not do her justice. She is very cute, petite, and has that college girl look.

Now for the experience.

So I see her for a qv which is $. Walk in and she asks for donation from the start which is fine. We get comfy and like I said in the disclaimer she is very cute. She has a good attitude. Very bubbly like. But things kind of go downhill from there. She puts the cover on and gives about a 5-10 second CBJ. Then says "You're getting on top right?" I'm barely awake at this point but say sure. Kind of work it myself and try to fit it in. She is very tight. I eventually wake up and start pounding away. Only did mish and finished. She then asked for tip which I did not have any extra for.

In conclusion: If the service was better, I would definitely make this one a regular. I cannot stress enough how cute this girl is. After I saw her, I was expecting to have a wonderful time. But sadly ended up feeling rushed and I am not joking when I say the CBJ was about 10 seconds. Literally went down once then proceeded to tell me to get on top. She is visiting, and she told me she'll be visitng more often so I would say see her if you can get off to looks alone. Don't expect good service.

RM.

[Zealous One]

Good and bad news. Saw Ella tonight, as fantastic and unique as always but she's considering quitting the biz. She has a chance for happiness and I don't blame her for going for it. She got dealt a short hand but didn't let that stop her from making her way. Love her attitude and persistence. She truly is one of a kind. I spent New Year's Eve with her and it's still the only overnight I've ever done. She cooked us a delicious supper and then got up and did bfast as well. She's really special and I consider myself fortunate to have met and spent time with her. The ones she's touched will understand and be happy for her, she really deserves happiness.

In a different circumstance I would have made her mine but that's unfair given our situations. She still has hope and possibility, I can't rob her of that. She's still the only lady I've ever offered to keep. Best I've ever seen. Best wishes for her. 💖.

[Professor55]

Becca has been around for years offering massages with a happy ending and from what I have read on the forum that was about it. I recently saw that she was posting in the "Women Seeking Men" section and thought that she had finally begun offering full service but her post had the exact same message as it has had, mistakes included, for many months that implied, "massage, only". I texted her about this and said that if she offered full service that I would like to meet her. From what I have read from others who have seen her was that she can be nutty as a squirrel and that showed in her reply but I'll just give the Cliff Notes version here. She said, "........the ones I meet who come see me with respect and I get to know always end up getting what y'all call full service. ".

My question to those who have seen Becca, have any of you experienced FS with her and, if so, what was your impression?

http://greenville.backpage.com/Women...g-are/16130816

Thanks in advance and, as always, be careful!

Jeff.

Nope. FS is not available with Becca.

[Shelby 500]

If you post your personal information on SA then you might as well post it here too. Would you give complete strangers your info before knowing they are legit? Of course not. I post private pictures only; no public profile pic. Then I control who gets to see them. I also have a disclaimer on my profile that I'll share my pics only when someone shares their's first and introduces themselves. Even then I get requests to see photos and nothing else. I think that's rude as hell. Shows who's casually photo hunting and fails to read my profile. That's a big fail for me. Sometimes if I'm interested I'll reply asking them to read my profile again. Most often that gets nothing.

Just as a FYI: The Non-Pros, UTR, SBs thread is more appropriate place to post about SA.

How much personal information do you guys put in your SA profiles?

Do you guys use pseudonyms or do you use your real information? If you use your real information, do you put pictures up?

I just created a free account and am considering doing a premium membership, but I wanted to see how under radar I should keep it.

I'd imagine that the more you put on the profile, the easier and better quality you can get in return.

[SixtyMinuteMan]

I visited with her once. There was no hint of anything extra beyond her BP ad. I'd be interested in another visit because her body appealed to me.

Becca has been around for years offering massages with a happy ending and from what I have read on the forum that was about it. I recently saw that she was posting in the "Women Seeking Men" section and thought that she had finally begun offering full service but her post had the exact same message as it has had, mistakes included, for many months that implied, "massage, only". I texted her about this and said that if she offered full service that I would like to meet her. From what I have read from others who have seen her was that she can be nutty as a squirrel and that showed in her reply but I'll just give the Cliff Notes version here. She said, "........the ones I meet who come see me with respect and I get to know always end up getting what y'all call full service. ".

My question to those who have seen Becca, have any of you experienced FS with her and, if so, what was your impression?

http://greenville.backpage.com/Women...g-are/16130816

Thanks in advance and, as always, be careful!

Jeff.

[Boyd68]

Yes, the monthly membership is tough. Without paying, you can not even read messages sent to you. I haven't found a way around that issue.

Found both of them there and Amanda is 28 and Kasey is 38. $80 to get a month premium membership is another story.

[JeffMcg]

Becca has been around for years offering massages with a happy ending and from what I have read on the forum that was about it. I recently saw that she was posting in the "Women Seeking Men" section and thought that she had finally begun offering full service but her post had the exact same message as it has had, mistakes included, for many months that implied, "massage, only". I texted her about this and said that if she offered full service that I would like to meet her. From what I have read from others who have seen her was that she can be nutty as a squirrel and that showed in her reply but I'll just give the Cliff Notes version here. She said, "........the ones I meet who come see me with respect and I get to know always end up getting what y'all call full service. ".

My question to those who have seen Becca, have any of you experienced FS with her and, if so, what was your impression?

http://greenville.backpage.com/Women...g-are/16130816

Thanks in advance and, as always, be careful!

Jeff.

[Mdcma]

How much personal information do you guys put in your SA profiles?

Do you guys use pseudonyms or do you use your real information? If you use your real information, do you put pictures up?

I just created a free account and am considering doing a premium membership, but I wanted to see how under radar I should keep it.

I'd imagine that the more you put on the profile, the easier and better quality you can get in return.