Streetwalker Reports

[Smut Villian]

So I've never picked up a SW, any tips?

I can think of a couple:

NEVER negotiate with a SW through your car window. A police decoy ain't trying to get in the car with you and put herself at a tactical disadvantage, so she's going to try to get you to incriminate yourself without getting too close.

Before you go hunting make sure your cellphone, wallet and other valuables are either not present or, at least, locked up somewhere (like the glove compartment). Plenty of these girls have sticky fingers and will even swipe the change from your console.

Have a spot already picked out to do your dirt, NEVER allow the SW to direct you to a location. She might be setting you up to get robbed, or she may be a decoy directing you to a vice sting ambush point.

Bring your own protection, no guarantee she will have any. In fact, several may even try to do you BB. Don't be that guy.

When you're cruising the stroll make damned sure you're not riding dirty. Have your plates and registration in order, make sure all lights and turn signals work; also, strictly obey all traffic laws. No running stop signs or lights, no abrupt U-turns, none of that. The last thing you need is to call attention to yourself in an area known for streetwalkers and is therefore on the PD's radar.

Don't immediately pull over to the curb to make the pickup. Your business will be right out there, exposed for everyone to see. Go around the block and intercept her at the corner by the stop sign. If she is open for business then she'll hop right in and it won't be quite as obvious.

If she asks you to give her a ride to some house then you may want to end it: more than likely she's going to her drug house to pick up some party favors, and you really don't want that shit in your car (if you get stopped by the cops and they search your vehicle, you will be held liable for whatever they find, including her crack pipe).

After you're done for the night immediately go somewhere and clean up the car real good. Look for condom wrappers, crack pipes, anything that would get you busted by either the cops or your wife as evidence of your extracurricular activities.

[LumberjackMan]

So I've never picked up a SW, any tips?

No, if they don't want to get out. Throw them out. That's all there is to it. You will know what to do and nit to do when the time comes.

[Dream Chasre]

Pick out a dream and ck surroundings for shadows.

[TooLad]

So I've never picked up a SW, any tips?

[Boyd68]

Blacks one white ones. And how do they look?

A mix but mostly WSWs. Looks vary from 2 to 6.

[Levon3]

Don't know about Two Notch but have seen several around lunch time this week on BRR between Knights Inn & Palmetto Inn.

I've seen a few on Bush River in front of the convenience store across from McCary's Pub. They occasionally walk through the McCary's parking lot as well.

[LumberjackMan]

Don't know about Two Notch but have seen several around lunch time this week on BRR between Knights Inn & Palmetto Inn.

Blacks one white ones. And how do they look?

[Boyd68]

Don't know about Two Notch but have seen several around lunch time this week on BRR between Knights Inn & Palmetto Inn.

[LumberjackMan]

I heard there were some streetwalkers on two notch behind one of the waffle house. many info?

[Calhoun1]

Guess it's the warmer weather. Saw my first SW in a while on Millwood early this morning on the way to the gym. Out of curiosity I did circle back around and she was standing on the corner near the Dollar General. Barefooted, which I guess is a dead giveaway. Decent looking AA woman. Well decent for someone in that position. I passed by, didn't do anything.

[Calhoun1]

I'm not a SW follower, however have seen some activity of both BSW and WSW near the laundry down the hill from Midas. However I also have seen LEO on patrol frequently. If it's your cup of tea, may be a good spot.

What time?

[CoochieMac]

I'm not a SW follower, however have seen some activity of both BSW and WSW near the laundry down the hill from Midas. However I also have seen LEO on patrol frequently. If it's your cup of tea, may be a good spot.

[Allen]

http://www.wltx.com/news/crime/three...ting/489900881

[MedicoVan]

Last week I picked up a decent looking blonde at the gas station near the old Heartbreakers / Club Cabaret. Pickup was a bit of a cluster as she was new to the game and was a bit conspicuous. I'd seen her walking near the Villa restaurant, then by Walmart on my way back and she just had that SW vibe to her.

Excellent bbjcim swallow skills. Damage was. 6 and worth every penny. She did not have digits and I'm blanking on her name right now. Said she had been at Myrtle Beach for awhile but got stranded in Columbia by an ex.

Pickup occurred just after dusk.

[Old Goat 69]

A spontaneous dream this morning when I drove by a well dressed BSW at 8 am on Milwood. Was surprised to see anyone out as this is my daily commute and there is never any action there. Anyway, I scooped her up, probably 32 years with a decent figure. Interestingly she may have been mute. In my dream she communicated by writing down on a pad of paper that she needed $50. I wrote $25 and found a neighborhood parking space.

She knew the game and proceeded with a fine BBBJCIM. Spit. Used her mouth only with little hands. She never complained (that would have been odd in writing). And I dropped her off 2 blocks from the busy roads. A nice little fantasy in slow Columbiam.

"That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball!