Massage Parlor Reports

[ScHoundDog]

I would like to verify Beer88's comment and add that since the official activities last year many of the owners and ladies read the internet sites. In no way is this comment to discourage reviews, my advice is to just be a "gentleman" about it. If it's a good time say so, more important if it's a bad time say so but be careful of the details, many of us depend on this site for information and the great guys here provided us with a very useful private messaging option, lets use it. These gals are sharp and can add 2 plus 2, if it equals 4 someone might get on their short list so to speak. I had this explained to me by a owner recently and am just passing along an opinion, as always YMMV. Happy Hunting, SR.

Just another two pennies on top of these notes. A lot of people can read the public messages and easily put things together; the owners, the girls, the regulars, LEO, etc. When an experience is great (or really bad) it's more than compelling to let the world know, however, a basic description of the positives or negatives in the public arena is always best. Those who are truly interested know what is meant and will query for details which then can be fully expressed during a PM session. Just be thoughtful about the words since once they are out there, they are out there.

[Titlicka]

I would like to verify Beer88's comment and add that since the official activities last year many of the owners and ladys read the internet sites. In no way is this comment to discourage reviews, my advice is to just be a "gentleman" about it. If it's a good time say so, more important if it's a bad time say so but be careful of the details, many of us depend on this site for information and the great guys here provided us with a very useful private messaging option, lets use it. These gals are sharp and can add 2 plus 2, if it equals 4 someone might get on their short list so to speak. I had this explained to me by a owner recently and am just passing along an opinon, as always YMMV. Happy Hunting, SR.

I was told the same thing by a good provider here in Columbia. I'll still be reporting on experiences and I'll choose my words carefully. Probably using pm a lot more.

[PeanutButter81]

Any F. S. at Elite?

[Sr2712]

I recently visited an old favorite in the Malfunction Junction area. Although I have not been back in a year or more she recognized me and walk me straight back. I was the only customer at a time. Had a great shower, good conversation and a relaxing massage, However, when things started to get a little more "engaging" she asked / warned no Internet. Apparently a young lady that worked there had been reviewed and went a little bit farther than normal and was fired. Just wanted to let you guys know.

I would like to verify Beer88's comment and add that since the official activities last year many of the owners and ladys read the internet sites. In no way is this comment to discourage reviews, my advice is to just be a "gentleman" about it. If it's a good time say so, more important if it's a bad time say so but be careful of the details, many of us depend on this site for information and the great guys here provided us with a very useful private messaging option, lets use it. These gals are sharp and can add 2 plus 2, if it equals 4 someone might get on their short list so to speak. I had this explained to me by a owner recently and am just passing along an opinon, as always YMMV. Happy Hunting, SR.

[Beer88]

I recently visited an old favorite in the Malfunction Junction area. Although I have not been back in a year or more she recognized me and walk me straight back. I was the only customer at a time. Had a great shower, good conversation and a relaxing massage, However, when things started to get a little more "engaging" she asked / warned no Internet. Apparently a young lady that worked there had been reviewed and went a little bit farther than normal and was fired. Just wanted to let you guys know.

[Titlicka]

I'm just seeing if anyone has been here lately? I dropped cargo off 95 last week and tried to get in but only 1 girl and she busy. I've had good luck in the past. Saw one of the former ladies working in Columbia lately and was able to re live some old times.

[Spaceman Spiff]

I understand Spiff is trying describe a standard experience. I agree about the girls being honest and usually a mamasan is running the show. But I have had well over 100 AMP visits in the last 6 years and not one was like spiff described. I would agree the business tone is accurate. For example I last visual Charlotte AMP. Rang bell, door opens once I look into the camera and waive. Met by 3 ladies, all mostly naked. I put my arm around the one I preferred and we went off to the room. I disrobed and ordered from the menu, which was a 1 hr appointment. So, to any guys seeking perspective, spiff is right about the business end, but the logistics are a wide variation. Peace dudes!

Sure, every visit is unique and things vary by area and the type of place you pick to visit.

My perspective is from mainly partaking of AMPs in SC and FL. Things are going to be different in different regions and in big cities. I remember being buzzed into a walkup in DC, huffing my way up 3 flights of stairs and then almost having a heart attack on the top landing when the door opened and there was a beautiful naked girl smiling and hugging me. .

Spaceman Spiff.

[Titlicka]

Awesome!! Thank you.

I understand Spiff is trying describe a standard experience. I agree about the girls being honest and usually a mamasan is running the show. But I have had well over 100 AMP visits in the last 6 years and not one was like spiff described. I would agree the business tone is accurate. For example I last visual Charlotte AMP. Rang bell, door opens once I look into the camera and waive. Met by 3 ladies, all mostly naked. I put my arm around the one I preferred and we went off to the room. I disrobed and ordered from the menu, which was a 1 hr appointment. So, to any guys seeking perspective, spiff is right about the business end, but the logistics are a wide variation. Peace dudes!

[Carolina Army]

Awesome!! Thank you.

Here are some tips I wrote here several years ago:

1) Depending on how the place works, you may first talk to the mama-san thorugh a window. This is generally an older lady, but usually she will *not* be the one giving you services. It *is* important though that she have a good opinion of you. In other places, you may be greeted when the door opens by the girl giving you services -- generally you will *not* get a "line-up", though if you have been there before, you can request a specific favorite girl at this point.

2) The girl / mamasan will lead you to a cubicle with a homeade cot and take the "house fee" (usally $60-$80). You will usually be asked if you want a shower here. Say 'yes'. The girl will leave and you should undress at this point.

3) If you saw the mamasan before, you will next be visited by your "real" girl (If the mamasan did not take you to the cubicle, the girl who took you there is your "real" girl). You should be waiting sitting on the cot, naked. You should *not* cover yourself with a towel while waiting. Being naked means that you are OK with naked interaction and is your first "test". Your girl will wrap a towel around you and take you to the table shower room. Do not worry about your wallet and keys: access to these places is controlled, and the girls are invariably honest about your property (they may try to extract cash from you by making you think with the wrong head, but that's another story). (Some places may give you a waterproof 'purse' to carry your important items to the shower with you -- that's OK too).

[Bono26]

Who here has seen Amber lately? She's on Onlyfans and is looking pretty dang fine. Thinking about checking her out.

Anyone else here follow Amber on onlyfans? If so drop me a private message, thanks!

[Lov2play]

Wait. These girls in the video were actually providers at an AMP.

Yep I played with all four ladies that was at Pure. My pick was Ashley, the owner of Pure Serenity, and another little blond that I can't remember her name.

I'd have to go to Columbia to monthly meetings then after the meeting I'd head to Pure. Lots of good times, LOL Loved looking at those stars while doing it doggie.

L2 p.

[MrHappy65]

Dreamed I had another great massage at Lotus earlier this week. Drew "Hannah". Great table shower with the mamasan coming in halfway through, to verify she knew me and shake hands with jr. Great massage and now that Hannah knew I was good, she became very handsie even before the flip, reaching in between and grabbing and playing with jr. On the flip, whispered in my ear asking what I was wanting. Had an awesome FS experience. Price was very reasonable. Both the mamasan (can't remember her name) and Hannah are older but decent bodies and both have nice tits. The mamasan, IMHO has a great rack and is very funny and sensual. Stay safe and if you do go there, treat them well and remember to tip. They both deserve it.

What was the tip?

I was thinking of trying lotus as well next.

[EmpsChampion]

Dreamed I had another great massage at Lotus earlier this week. Drew "Hannah". Great table shower with the mamasan coming in halfway through, to verify she knew me and shake hands with jr. Great massage and now that Hannah knew I was good, she became very handsie even before the flip, reaching in between and grabbing and playing with jr. On the flip, whispered in my ear asking what I was wanting. Had an awesome FS experience. Price was very reasonable. Both the mamasan (can't remember her name) and Hannah are older but decent bodies and both have nice tits. The mamasan, IMHO has a great rack and is very funny and sensual. Stay safe and if you do go there, treat them well and remember to tip. They both deserve it.

[MrHappy65]

Alright, I'll give NE another shot. It sounds like there's more menu from Kim as well. It'd be nice if I could just ask about it prior when walking in but oh well.

[PharmaGuy2]

I would definitely recommend giving Kim another try. Her massage skill rival that of Bebe and she has a killer rack to boot. Make sure you get the hour and not half. I have noticed that they try to give only a 30 minute if they don't think you have been there before. Happened to me on my first visit there a few years ago.

Gator.

I highly recommend giving Kim another try! She maybe a little older but does have nice man made boobies and skinny legs. I saw her late in the evening and she wouldn't do TS, guessing because she was the only one there. She was very very accommodating.