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[OiledUpTits]

In town for the week and keke caught my eye. Anyone seen her before? http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSe...-0750/18255303.

I think there is a review on this forum from about 2 weeks ago and it wasn't very positive. Don't hold me to that 100% but you should be able to find it.

[Alantodd9]

In town for the week and keke caught my eye. Anyone seen her before? http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSe...-0750/18255303.

[MichaeLever4]

Thanks bro. Thats a lack luster review so I think I will wait to see if she get better reviews. At least it doesn't look like a bait and switch.

Really would have liked to have seen her as she caught my eye when she was advertising in Charleston. She has one review on ThE otheR site. Could not find any mention on the Charleston forum and did not check boards from other cities she is listed as working. She posted this morning that she is about to leave. Hate that I missed my chance to meet this young lady.

Review # 327200.

[LumberjackMan]

I knew something was up but you NEVER send a real photo of yourself EVER! When these girls have out of state numbers chances are they are fakes or up to some shady shit. What happened to you? What did she do?

Nothing after light screening. She shot me a text asking for pictures. I thought the screening was over. I feel like I have enough information. I told her my age, race, occupation, where I am coming from, penis size, height, build, car, and she asked for a Damn pic.

[OneMoreTime639]

She seems too good to be true but has reviews was wondering if could get could get confirmation before I pull the trigger.

http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSe...queen/16296056

Zoe is real. I saw her a couple of weeks back and thought her pictures were a tad misleading, but that was actually a plus. She has an incredibly cute face and is always smiling and happy during the session. She will tell you to text her when you are at the door rather than ring / knock on the door (this is just to keep her neighbors from peaking out the door at you). Her place is pretty vacant and I believe she actually is leaving at the end of this month. When she says she has an hourglass figure she is not lying. I loved her body, but I am a guy that loves a woman with a nice butt (pawgs are kind of what I search for). When you walk in expect a deep french. As I may have mentioned in the past, it is sometimes tough for me to warm up to a provider, but I warmed up to her very quickly.

The only negative about her is she is sometimes tough to get in touch with. I had trouble setting an appointment in the beginning, but once I did it was easy.

She is definitely one of the better providers in Cola.

[Manlik]

She seems too good to be true but has reviews was wondering if could get could get confirmation before I pull the trigger.

http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSe...queen/16296056

[Maxim V]

http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSe...queen/16296056

Any info on her?

[Maxim V]

So, you have seen her friend the brunette? The tall fit one? I have seen both and absolutely had a blast with the brunette but the blonde was just well whatever. The blonde is in no hurry to get started and will talk for a good 30 minuets before even getting started. The brunette I have been trying to reach since seeing her the other week with no success. I can verify the brunette is no drug user as she wouldn't be able to keep her full time job she has that I have verified via social media but don't know much about the blonde other than she was just okay when I saw her. Nothing to write home about but the brunette was in a league of her own and I ohpe she isn't injured or out of the business totally.

The blonde girl.

[Murphy69]

http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSe...ee-me/19008323

Made an appointment to see her Sunday, text her when I was close, she said gte some protection so I did, got to the location and she says wait a minute, then text me some bullshit, she tore a hip flexor, I ask her why did she book me if she was not well, she says she meant to cancel, but she told me to get condoms,3 min. Before I arrive, then she says it was her friend, I have dreamed of her before, which she was spaced, but she is a heavy pill head and coke user, so she is a waste of time, and yes its true.

So, you have seen her friend the brunette? The tall fit one? I have seen both and absolutely had a blast with the brunette but the blonde was just well whatever. The blonde is in no hurry to get started and will talk for a good 30 minuets before even getting started. The brunette I have been trying to reach since seeing her the other week with no success. I can verify the brunette is no drug user as she wouldn't be able to keep her full time job she has that I have verified via social media but don't know much about the blonde other than she was just okay when I saw her. Nothing to write home about but the brunette was in a league of her own and I ohpe she isn't injured or out of the business totally.

[TheLurker69]

There are only a couple in Columbia in my own personal opinion worth a high price and those really don't advertise as well as fit the mold I prefer in terms of being very physically fit, highly attractive, drug free and provide a wonderful drama free experience in private away from all the dump hotels in this town. The rest, I barely even glance at or care about anyhow but to each his own I guess on what they want to spend. I can't understand the guys who go drop 300 at the local massage parlors. They make me laugh. They literally pay that much for one non GFE pop and a shitty massage when if they had any ideas they could easily get just as good looking ladies, lower volume, under the radar, multiple pops, full GFE for less money. But everyone is different and some just enjoy pissing their funds away on the here and now instead of having just a tiny bit of patience and researching to find the few hidden gems that are here but take time to set an appointment with. With these ladies you don't get the goofy jack shack atmosphere with all the scented oils and the stupid music playing in the background with the cheap ass massage parlor decor so I guess that is what is most important to some. By the way, what the hell is a body shampoo and a table shower? When I see a lady I prefer to have a nice happy erotic time and could give a care less about shampooing my body or laying on a table and taking a shower. I try to always shower right before to cut down on the needless time wasted on pointless shit but that's what the massage parlors are all about, pointless shit to fill time so you are excited about your one little non GFE pop and you get the hell out so their high volume booty's can oil up and whack off another hairy business guy as fast as possible.

I have not had a table shower here in Columbia, but 15 years ago I frequented an AMP in Atlanta that gave them. AWESOME! Having an attractive lady rub and soap your body as you lay flat is, at least to me, a highly erotic, relaxing experience. You should try one sometime if you can find a place around here. Sorry that I cannot point you in the right direction.

I would like any intel you are willing to provide on these UTR, low-volume hot chicks.

[TheLurker69]

Anybody seen Maya? She seems to have a lot of ad's all over the place. Hr is high rate but if she is any good then I'd say it would be worth it. Seems to be out of state but can't find any reviews anywhere.

http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSe...erous/19132553

Really would have liked to have seen her as she caught my eye when she was advertising in Charleston. She has one review on ThE otheR site. Could not find any mention on the Charleston forum and did not check boards from other cities she is listed as working. She posted this morning that she is about to leave. Hate that I missed my chance to meet this young lady.

Review # 327200.

[Maxim V]

Not the girl in the pics. Chick who opened the door was much older and not a pretty face. She's also got this awful nasally voice. I'd say probably mid-30's. Definite baby damage. Has a weird kind of hunchback / scoliosis thing going on and wears a very generously padded bra over small saggy tits. Needed to get a nut off and got her down to 60 for bbj (after a look at the kitty I wouldn't want to even go there, but that's just my preference.) performance 6/10 looks 5/10. Won't repeat. This is also the chick who advertises occasionally as "sweet emma" on backpage. Bait and switch with the pics. May have management as well but can't say for sure.

Thanks you saved me time and money.

[Five Starrs]

http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSe...ee-me/19008323

Made an appointment to see her Sunday, text her when I was close, she said gte some protection so I did, got to the location and she says wait a minute, then text me some bullshit, she tore a hip flexor, I ask her why did she book me if she was not well, she says she meant to cancel, but she told me to get condoms,3 min. Before I arrive, then she says it was her friend, I have dreamed of her before, which she was spaced, but she is a heavy pill head and coke user, so she is a waste of time, and yes its true.

She also has a guy who is with her who she claims is her coach whatever the hell that means. I thin papa or one the senior members here actually saw her. I chatted with her too but the setup is very odd and strange use all precaution for this one.

[Five Starrs]

Not the girl in the pics. Chick who opened the door was much older and not a pretty face. She's also got this awful nasally voice. I'd say probably mid-30's. Definite baby damage. Has a weird kind of hunchback / scoliosis thing going on and wears a very generously padded bra over small saggy tits. Needed to get a nut off and got her down to 60 for bbj (after a look at the kitty I wouldn't want to even go there, but that's just my preference.) performance 6/10 looks 5/10. Won't repeat. This is also the chick who advertises occasionally as "sweet emma" on backpage. Bait and switch with the pics. May have management as well but can't say for sure.

The ad is a fake bro you look at the ad and tell now I On my way! Your probably new to this but research the ads before you visit.

[Five Starrs]

Beware of this chick by simply avoiding. After light screening, she asked me for a photo. You should never send photos. It is for your safety. Especially, if you have a life you want to protect. Stay Safe.

http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSe...freak/19011783

I knew something was up but you NEVER send a real photo of yourself EVER! When these girls have out of state numbers chances are they are fakes or up to some shady shit. What happened to you? What did she do?