Massage Parlor Reports

[Charan05]

I had a bit of trouble finding it the first time myself.

Thank you, was able to find when I passed by in the night. By seeing the open sign in dark.

[Capitol Punish]

I'm new to visiting a massage parlor but damn I think I found my perfect hobby. I'm not a young man (late 40's) but I've never really had a desire to pay for services in the past. It's always seemed to transactional and I guess not very sporty.

But, I visited Sesame a few weeks ago and met with "Emma" I believe. She seemed like an older woman but nice tight body and was really friendly (I appreciated this as I was completely out of my element). I had made an appointment and I showed up about 10 min early. I realize I should have just sat in the car until the appointment time. She brought me back to a room and told me it would be about 10 minutes (it was probably more like 20) so I just read emails as I waited.

When she came in, we negotiated for FS. I started at $150 tip and ended at $180. Plus the $70 massage. She took me to the TS and spent a lot of time working my back. Eventually, she reached under and started a HJ. That was all well and good but not sure if it was the warm lotion but I was almost instantly ready to pop (reminded me of my first time in the back of my car when I was 17).

I let her know to slow down and so she had me flip and proceeded to CBJ. After a minute she hopped up and CFS. It seemed like I finished in a minute, maybe it was longer than I realized, but very strange.

I definitely left very happy and interested to do it again. I think I appreciate the actual massage as part of the package as opposed to just a formality to get to the end. I have to figure out why I popped so early and come up with a way to defer it a bit, maybe it was just because it was such a new experience for me.

One question I have is about the flip. Do you all let the masseuse instruct as to when to flip over or do you just do it when ready? I was waiting for her to tell me to flip.

I saw Emma today. Did she do the nude body slide with you? That is her best part of a session. I let my Provider tell me when to flip. Within reason. I have flipped on my own a couple of times, when "me on my stomach" seemed excessively long.

[Bobby Mann]

Saw her today, Man, her table shower is unequalled, she slides all over you, back and forth, up and down, and does TUMA with Rusty Trombone. Little sexy thing, 5-1, 95 pounds, late 30's.

$240 all in, CFS, DATY, just a spectacular session, and she is very nice. Lansdale, PA.

[NewToThis888]

Hi folks. Has anyone had any stand out (positive or negative) experience here? Not sure on name. Their ad only included location. Any particular providers suggested?

Sorry for the late reply but I checked it out yesterday. I saw Egypt and she did give a great massage and was charming to talk to but nothing extra. She inferred that some of the others might do more.

[J SunSurf]

When I go out I have a pair of monger pants that are light, thin and dry really fast; they look like business casual cargo pants but I could nearly get a decent HJ through them. Most of the pocket have zippers. I carry a throw away wallet, keep my I'd and a spare car key in a shoe or on a chain around my neck and I don't carry the key fob. I keep a set of extra clothes, shoes and glasses in my trunk. I make sure I am clean but I wear old button down heavy shirts. Lots of pockets to hide money and incidentals in different places. I also wear two pairs of socks so I can take a pair off and keep a pair on. If I walk on a dirty notell floor and my socks get dirty or nasty I just toss them and put the clean ones on. I have also been wearing cheap slip on shoes or old cheap sneaks that are worn and permanently tied that slip on and off super easy. I tend to fit in on the stroll or in a casual mid tier bar. I never carry an ATM card or credit card. I have a cheap burner phone. Sometimes I carry a couple door stops in an extra pocket for room doors. Once room check is done I check the lock and put the stops down on the door. Only had a chick make a stink once and I just walked out. Sure enough a couple guys were heading to the room.

That's some serious ninja level action. I just moved up here from FL. Down there, nobody takes any precautions whatsoever. I go in with my cell, keys, etc. I also wear flip flops. Then again in FL you typically get undressed in the table shower room, and carry your clothes back to the massage room. So never really out of sight. Only thing I do is leave my wallet in the car. Guess I need to work on my opsec.

[WookieCookie33]

My late grandfather lived in NYC and I remember when I was a kid asking about NYC crime, he said he always split his money into several pockets, so if he ever got pickpocketed, he would still have some cash. And in those days people used cash for everything.

To this day I carry cash in a clip in my front pocket, and some spare emergency cash in my wallet (which I put in my other front pocket).

When I go out I have a pair of monger pants that are light, thin and dry really fast; they look like business casual cargo pants but I could nearly get a decent HJ through them. Most of the pocket have zippers. I carry a throw away wallet, keep my I'd and a spare car key in a shoe or on a chain around my neck and I don't carry the key fob. I keep a set of extra clothes, shoes and glasses in my trunk. I make sure I am clean but I wear old button down heavy shirts. Lots of pockets to hide money and incidentals in different places. I also wear two pairs of socks so I can take a pair off and keep a pair on. If I walk on a dirty notell floor and my socks get dirty or nasty I just toss them and put the clean ones on. I have also been wearing cheap slip on shoes or old cheap sneaks that are worn and permanently tied that slip on and off super easy. I tend to fit in on the stroll or in a casual mid tier bar. I never carry an ATM card or credit card. I have a cheap burner phone. Sometimes I carry a couple door stops in an extra pocket for room doors. Once room check is done I check the lock and put the stops down on the door. Only had a chick make a stink once and I just walked out. Sure enough a couple guys were heading to the room.

[SamSmiles01]

Sorry, forgot to ask this. Same Sunny that I reviewed back at the end of April?

I believe this is a different Sunny than what you reviewed in April at Evergreen. If I remember you said she was tall. This Sunny was not tall. 5' 4" maybe. Very slim and drop dead gorgeous.

I got several things that I don't get at home. I got to hold her head all the way down on my cock while she sucked. I asked to finish in Doggie style. She was great at that.

[YoshiRed]

Hmmmm. So the reports of tips inflating to $160 there are true.

$230 total is $20 more expensive than some other suburban places in closer proximity to Philly with similar talent and $10 more expensive than some Philly joints with directly comparable talent. They're probably banking on the northern mongers figuring that the extra $10 they can save by driving into Philly (instead) is offset by the gas and the parking (still costs $5 for the meter these days if you can get street, but one notable place offers 2 free parking spots).

But they've probably lost me (southern burbs monger) as I have comparable options at a slightly more attractive price point that are at least 45 minutes closer to where I am. Heck, I can get into Philly quicker than going all the way up there. I guess the only time I'd stop in is if I was in the area and was hard up for a release.

Shame.

I can't believe guys are paying this much. Absolutely nuts.

[Jayke00]

Went there this past week.

Good report. Pulled Sunny. Very very good looking.

Everything was great. Full service. 70 to the house. 160 tip. There was no haggling of the price.

I will go back next month and ask for her.

Sorry, forgot to ask this. Same Sunny that I reviewed back at the end of April?

[Jayke00]

Went there this past week.

Good report. Pulled Sunny. Very very good looking.

Everything was great. Full service. 70 to the house. 160 tip. There was no haggling of the price.

I will go back next month and ask for her.

Hmmmm. So the reports of tips inflating to $160 there are true.

$230 total is $20 more expensive than some other suburban places in closer proximity to Philly with similar talent and $10 more expensive than some Philly joints with directly comparable talent. They're probably banking on the northern mongers figuring that the extra $10 they can save by driving into Philly (instead) is offset by the gas and the parking (still costs $5 for the meter these days if you can get street, but one notable place offers 2 free parking spots).

But they've probably lost me (southern burbs monger) as I have comparable options at a slightly more attractive price point that are at least 45 minutes closer to where I am. Heck, I can get into Philly quicker than going all the way up there. I guess the only time I'd stop in is if I was in the area and was hard up for a release.

Shame.

[SamSmiles01]

Went there this past week.

Good report. Pulled Sunny. Very very good looking.

Everything was great. Full service. 70 to the house. 160 tip. There was no haggling of the price.

I will go back next month and ask for her.

[David51]

This is why pants and shorts have five or six pockets.

My late grandfather lived in NYC and I remember when I was a kid asking about NYC crime, he said he always split his money into several pockets, so if he ever got pickpocketed, he would still have some cash. And in those days people used cash for everything.

To this day I carry cash in a clip in my front pocket, and some spare emergency cash in my wallet (which I put in my other front pocket).

[JTerry26]

This is why pants and shorts have five or six pockets.

It won't protect you from someone who's going to go through your pockets when you're not looking, but if you divide what you bring in amongst several pockets, you can show that you only brought enough for the standard pricing of the agreed-upon services, and then produce more funds if better opportunities arise from enterprising therapists.

House fee in exact change goes in one pocket, anticipated tip money in exact change in a second pocket, and a small assortment of smaller bills in a third pocket. Just in case.

I am not a BB guy, but I'm always ready for a bit more service if it's offered, like a second pop. Always a different pocket and always small bills, so we don't have to worry about anyone getting greedy with the change owed. I learned that lesson once when I had to insist on getting the change back from the house fee. Once with that was enough.

That's a good idea. In this case it's a HE AMP so I never leave the room, not worried about someone going through the pockets. Thanks.

[Jayke00]

I see a grocery store but was not able to find Evergreen.

I had a bit of trouble finding it the first time myself.

[Jayke00]

I've also found it keeps from the "tip" price escalating in the room in the HE places in the 'burbs. When I see women I've seen before it's $40 like clockwork. They (Serenity in Paoli) occasionally get new women and sometimes they try to push the price. If you only have $40 they can ask for all they want, but there's only $40 or nothing.

Downside is you (rarely) get a rando really upselling. I saw a woman there 2x who offered bbbj and I was glad I had extra cash then. If I only had $40 in that situation I would have been stuck with the standard HE.

This is why pants and shorts have five or six pockets.

It won't protect you from someone who's going to go through your pockets when you're not looking, but if you divide what you bring in amongst several pockets, you can show that you only brought enough for the standard pricing of the agreed-upon services, and then produce more funds if better opportunities arise from enterprising therapists.

House fee in exact change goes in one pocket, anticipated tip money in exact change in a second pocket, and a small assortment of smaller bills in a third pocket. Just in case.

I am not a BB guy, but I'm always ready for a bit more service if it's offered, like a second pop. Always a different pocket and always small bills, so we don't have to worry about anyone getting greedy with the change owed. I learned that lesson once when I had to insist on getting the change back from the house fee. Once with that was enough.