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  1. #59

    Sorry

    Sorry to read this.

    I must have caught her on good days or maybe I'm her type?? Don't know man, sorry it wasn't fun.

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesGlia  [View Original Post]
    I went to see her recently and I can report that the session was 100% therapeutic. I tried on many occasions to lead it into a better more fun session but it was not mutual touch or sensual in any way. Surfingforfun must have caught her on a good day and had a lot more but I had no touching on me or her in the play zones. So YMMV a lot with this one. She is a nice person and we had a nice chat but there is a very good chance you will leave unsatisfied in a "release" kind of way. Good luck. If anyone knows the secret password or handshake with this one to get more, pleaes PM me.

  2. #58

    Heather

    I went to see her recently and I can report that the session was 100% therapeutic. I tried on many occasions to lead it into a better more fun session but it was not mutual touch or sensual in any way. Surfingforfun must have caught her on a good day and had a lot more but I had no touching on me or her in the play zones. So YMMV a lot with this one. She is a nice person and we had a nice chat but there is a very good chance you will leave unsatisfied in a "release" kind of way. Good luck. If anyone knows the secret password or handshake with this one to get more, pleaes PM me.

  3. #57

    Heather

    She uses the same wording in her ads, check out the one I screenshotted and look for similar ones.

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBadWolf33  [View Original Post]
    How can I find her?

  4. #56

    Heather

    Quote Originally Posted by Pkgman  [View Original Post]
    Wrong heather, I seen your attachment after I posted my reply.
    How can I find her?

  5. #55
    Quote Originally Posted by Pkgman  [View Original Post]
    Sounds like Heather F.

    If it is her she's game for anything and is especially good at giving head.

    FF, deep throat and enjoys a mouthful of cum.

    A good go to gal.
    Wrong heather, I seen your attachment after I posted my reply.

  6. #54

    Heather

    Quote Originally Posted by SurfingforFun  [View Original Post]
    Seen her twice now, gives a good massage, not deep tissue but def relaxing.

    Ends with some HJ / BBBJ fun, maybe not for everyone, but a real nice MILF, body good. Some roaming and kissing, but haven't gotten her naked yet. 80 for the hour, I have given small tip (without any pressure to give) both times.

    A nice change of pace when I'm not totally hankering for FS, but want a nice massage and sexy release.

    Stay safe.

    SFF.
    Sounds like Heather F.

    If it is her she's game for anything and is especially good at giving head.

    FF, deep throat and enjoys a mouthful of cum.

    A good go to gal.

  7. #53

    Heather

    Seen her twice now, gives a good massage, not deep tissue but def relaxing.

    Ends with some HJ / BBBJ fun, maybe not for everyone, but a real nice MILF, body good. Some roaming and kissing, but haven't gotten her naked yet. 80 for the hour, I have given small tip (without any pressure to give) both times.

    A nice change of pace when I'm not totally hankering for FS, but want a nice massage and sexy release.

    Stay safe.

    SFF.

    Quote Originally Posted by SurfingforFun  [View Original Post]
    Found what appears to be an honest to goodness female that didn't ask me to go to a website to confirm my identity!

    Name is Heather in Drexel hill area, said 80/ hr for massage, not sure if any extras are available.

    Anybody else meet or talk to her yet. Sent me her Number to text rather than deal with email, which I was able to do some pretty easy google-fu and find a lot of personal info.

    Thanks in advance, I am prob going to see her at some point soon to see what the deal is. I will def report back, but wondered if anyone else took the plunge.

    Don't have link to her post, can't remember which one it was, I was in the middle of a flurry of emails to other posts at the same time.----FOUND POST, might still be up?

  8. #52

    Appearance

    Quote Originally Posted by CephlapodLove  [View Original Post]
    THANKS for the picture of the post! It helps!

    That sounds like old Whatshername! There is a girl around who offers an upscale rub service in a nice location with all of the amenities. If it is the same girl she's upscale, mature, thicker or bbw and definitely intelligent. I'd she gave her name look around on BP?
    Her appearance went from average to athletic. Could be juicin, LOL.

  9. #51
    Quote Originally Posted by SurfingforFun  [View Original Post]
    Found what appears to be an honest to goodness female that didn't ask me to go to a website to confirm my identity!

    Name is Heather in Drexel hill area, said 80/ hr for massage, not sure if any extras are available.

    Anybody else meet or talk to her yet. Sent me her Number to text rather than deal with email, which I was able to do some pretty easy google-fu and find a lot of personal info.

    Thanks in advance, I am prob going to see her at some point soon to see what the deal is. I will def report back, but wondered if anyone else took the plunge.

    Don't have link to her post, can't remember which one it was, I was in the middle of a flurry of emails to other posts at the same time.----FOUND POST, might still be up?
    THANKS for the picture of the post! It helps!

    That sounds like old Whatshername! There is a girl around who offers an upscale rub service in a nice location with all of the amenities. If it is the same girl she's upscale, mature, thicker or bbw and definitely intelligent. I'd she gave her name look around on BP?

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by SurfingforFun  [View Original Post]
    Found what appears to be an honest to goodness female that didn't ask me to go to a website to confirm my identity!

    Name is Heather in Drexel hill area, said 80/ hr for massage, not sure if any extras are available.

    Anybody else meet or talk to her yet. Sent me her Number to text rather than deal with email, which I was able to do some pretty easy google-fu and find a lot of personal info.

    Thanks in advance, I am prob going to see her at some point soon to see what the deal is. I will def report back, but wondered if anyone else took the plunge.

    Don't have link to her post, can't remember which one it was, I was in the middle of a flurry of emails to other posts at the same time.----FOUND POST, might still be up?
    Add is reposted.

    http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cas/5816828626.html

  11. #49

    Massage in Delco

    Found what appears to be an honest to goodness female that didn't ask me to go to a website to confirm my identity!

    Name is Heather in Drexel hill area, said 80/ hr for massage, not sure if any extras are available.

    Anybody else meet or talk to her yet. Sent me her Number to text rather than deal with email, which I was able to do some pretty easy google-fu and find a lot of personal info.

    Thanks in advance, I am prob going to see her at some point soon to see what the deal is. I will def report back, but wondered if anyone else took the plunge.

    Don't have link to her post, can't remember which one it was, I was in the middle of a flurry of emails to other posts at the same time.----FOUND POST, might still be up?
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails IMG_6953.jpg‎  
    Last edited by Surfing for Fun; 10-07-16 at 12:04. Reason: Adding a pic

  12. #48

    Cops on CL or Incredibly inept scammers!

    So I was perusing CL the other day and ran across the attached advert and figured, why not! Who wouldn't want to get off like never before and a girl who does what I want?

    So I sent a note, and surprise, surprise, I get a reply!

    First she accuses me of being a robot which is usually the sign of a robot or scammer. When I asked about it, it was just a joke. Wanted a pic or text number and since I didn't want to burn my GV number just yet, sent a discrete pic. Then she says it is for a donation, THAT after I had noted in my initial note that I was generous.

    Also had asked in the initial note where she was located, because if she's way up in Horsham, no need to waste anyone's time. I asked that same question about location several times and go no direct response.

    I agreed that a donation for time was cool. Asked to swap pictures as I provided one and asked about her list of No-No's.

    Then I get the robot accusation again, with no pic, no location, no limits mentioned. Responded to that and she says this is to "I want to fuck and suck and make some money". Hmmm, clearly an illegal offer at best. So I laid out a play fantasy and again asked for a location. Trying to be discrete and legal: no mention of money.

    She appeared to be trying to get me to say an amount and specific acts and kept responding in a way that would get me to state something illegal.

    Anyway, after about 20+ emails she goes ghost. Guess she wasn't getting me to bite?

    Then the next day I contacted her again and now all of a sudden the truth comes out! She has BF and he would be there when we date! (no hint of that in the advert!) In fact, said, "We do 3 some s. He watches. I watch. Al (sic) about safety and fun. And money. " WTF! Yeah, I'm gunna play with a guy while she watches! RIGHT! She watches while he puts handcuff on! Either way, sounds like a set up for sure.

    Oh and then she wants to make sure I bring drugs with me or no meet up! LOL! Let's see..... Nothing like escalating charges from a misdemeanor to a felony!

    So clearly this is a set-up of sorts: either the cops or some incredibly dumb scammers. They did say they got ripped off in AC, so what better way to make up for it than ripping off some dopes off of CL?

    Anyway they sent pics, so keep an eye out for this pair. Or at least LE / scammers using these pictures!

    Another example of why following "the rules" is important at all times!

    Good luck, stay safe!

    CL.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Cops on CL.jpg‎   LE-1.jpg‎   LE-2.jpg‎   LE-3.jpg‎   LE-4.jpg‎  


  13. #47

    Need Help with ER deductible / co-pay

    Quote Originally Posted by Gator145  [View Original Post]
    I get a lot of the cyber hookers and sluts that would all love for me to part with what little bit of money I have. I thought it would bring a chuckle to those that share my distaste for these robotic bozos. So I copied an email and my response to "her" and I'm sharing it with you. Please enjoy.

    On Saturday, June 4, 2016 3:46 PM, Nadezhda <coolgirlloveee@yandex.com wrote:

    Hello my dear. He wrote you a letter Nadezhda.

    Yes, yes, I am writing this letter to you again. How do you feel?? How are you the weather in the city.

    In Arkhangelsk the summer started! Every day more and warmer and warmer. The sun begins to heat up. The street is so wonderful birdsong. The grass is green. Perfume is so nice and warm. I like summer very much.

    I'm writing you a letter, to warm you.

    And ask how you were doing, how is your life? I'm tired from work and want to relax.

    I was bored and lonely. I think of you.

    I look forward to your good news from afar. I do not scare me.

    Nadezhda.

    My reply follows here:

    Hello Nadezhda,

    So you live in Arkhangelsk. At first I thought you was saying something dirty to me. I started to get a little hard there. If you know what I mean. .

    Interesting name you have. You have more consonants in your name than the alphabet. Your mom probably was hitting the vodka pretty heavy the day she named you.

    Ahhhh you want to talk about the weather. The weather here for the most part is nice. It's a time when we put on the shorts and flip flops and stroll the streets of Mexico. You ever been to Mexico? I come here for the women. If you like women this is the place to be. They are very pretty. A lot of, lets say business women here.

    I don't like walking the streets in flip flops cause there's a lot of dogs here and they crap in the streets. When I step in it that ruins my whole day and evening. Then I need to return to my room and get cleaned up. You ever step in dog dirt? You can't get the smell off no matter how hard you try. And if it gets between your toes, forget it. No toe sucking tonight. Got to throw the flip flops away. Buy new ones and hope I don't do it again. One night I went through three pairs of flip flops just from stepping in dog dirt. How many pair have you been through in one day for that reason?

    Then when you try to shower and the water hits the caked on dog shit it splashes all over the shower. Unless you are in one of them outdoor showers. If not then you need to really clean the shower. If you don't that dog shit smells like, well shit in a short time. So those dreams of tequila and nachos just turned into Mr Clean and Comet cleanser. Not a very erotic night.

    I remember one night I picked up a "business woman". Said she liked dancing. Told her I'd teach her the horizontal mumbo. So we are doing that nice slippery encounter she brings her foot to my shoulders. So I thought she wanted her toes sucked. Me I jump right in. Shoved her toes right in my mouth. And then, that's right you guessed it. She had stepped in dog shit with flip flops on. Not thinking ahead she told me she used "wet wipes" to clean it off. Said she uses them on her ass figured it would work on shitty flip flops too. I spit those toes out faster than a wet fart.

    I cursed her out in Portuguese. By the way, do you speak Portuguese? I hope so otherwise we won't be able to chat about the weather or other interesting events. I don't think she understood much of what I was saying cause she kept trying to get me to suck her toes again. I just backed away.

    So anyways Nadezhda, that's what the weather here in Mexico is like lately. Kinda hot and can become very sticky.

    By the way wanted to ask you, have you ever had sex in church during a service. Now that's something you need to try. Brings new meaning to the term "holy fuck".

    These are a couple of my summertime adventures in the big city. Feel free to send an interesting story to me also. I love talking about the weather.

    Maybe one about a vodka and fun filled duck hunt.

    Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.
    I just fractured a few ribs laughing hard at what you wrote, Ol' Gator. Send me $3000 copay / deductible for my ER visit. LOL.

  14. #46

    Omfg!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gator145  [View Original Post]
    I So I copied an email and my response to "her" and I'm sharing it with you. Please enjoy.
    Dude! DUDE! WTF!

    You, sir, missed your calling! You shouldn't be a monger extraordinaire, you should have been a Stand-up comic!

    I literally have tears running down my face from reading that!

    Good stuff! EXCELLENT!

    Thanks for the jocularity!

  15. #45

    Re: Cyber hookers and sluts can be fun

    Quote Originally Posted by Gator145  [View Original Post]
    I get a lot of the cyber hookers and sluts that would all love for me to part with what little bit of money I have. I thought it would bring a chuckle to those that share my distaste for these robotic bozos. So I copied an email and my response to "her" and I'm sharing it with you. Please enjoy.

    On Saturday, June 4, 2016 3:46 PM, Nadezhda <coolgirlloveee@yandex.com wrote:

    Hello my dear. He wrote you a letter Nadezhda.

    Yes, yes, I am writing this letter to you again. How do you feel?? How are you the weather in the city.

    In Arkhangelsk the summer started! Every day more and warmer and warmer. The sun begins to heat up. The street is so wonderful birdsong. The grass is green. Perfume is so nice and warm. I like summer very much.

    I'm writing you a letter, to warm you.

    And ask how you were doing, how is your life? I'm tired from work and want to relax.

    I was bored and lonely. I think of you.

    I look forward to your good news from afar. I do not scare me.

    Nadezhda.

    My reply follows here:

    Hello Nadezhda,

    So you live in Arkhangelsk. At first I thought you was saying something dirty to me. I started to get a little hard there. If you know what I mean. .

    Interesting name you have. You have more consonants in your name than the alphabet. Your mom probably was hitting the vodka pretty heavy the day she named you.

    Ahhhh you want to talk about the weather. The weather here for the most part is nice. It's a time when we put on the shorts and flip flops and stroll the streets of Mexico. You ever been to Mexico? I come here for the women. If you like women this is the place to be. They are very pretty. A lot of, lets say business women here.

    I don't like walking the streets in flip flops cause there's a lot of dogs here and they crap in the streets. When I step in it that ruins my whole day and evening. Then I need to return to my room and get cleaned up. You ever step in dog dirt? You can't get the smell off no matter how hard you try. And if it gets between your toes, forget it. No toe sucking tonight. Got to throw the flip flops away. Buy new ones and hope I don't do it again. One night I went through three pairs of flip flops just from stepping in dog dirt. How many pair have you been through in one day for that reason?

    Then when you try to shower and the water hits the caked on dog shit it splashes all over the shower. Unless you are in one of them outdoor showers. If not then you need to really clean the shower. If you don't that dog shit smells like, well shit in a short time. So those dreams of tequila and nachos just turned into Mr Clean and Comet cleanser. Not a very erotic night.

    I remember one night I picked up a "business woman". Said she liked dancing. Told her I'd teach her the horizontal mumbo. So we are doing that nice slippery encounter she brings her foot to my shoulders. So I thought she wanted her toes sucked. Me I jump right in. Shoved her toes right in my mouth. And then, that's right you guessed it. She had stepped in dog shit with flip flops on. Not thinking ahead she told me she used "wet wipes" to clean it off. Said she uses them on her ass figured it would work on shitty flip flops too. I spit those toes out faster than a wet fart.

    I cursed her out in Portuguese. By the way, do you speak Portuguese? I hope so otherwise we won't be able to chat about the weather or other interesting events. I don't think she understood much of what I was saying cause she kept trying to get me to suck her toes again. I just backed away.

    So anyways Nadezhda, that's what the weather here in Mexico is like lately. Kinda hot and can become very sticky.

    By the way wanted to ask you, have you ever had sex in church during a service. Now that's something you need to try. Brings new meaning to the term "holy fuck".

    These are a couple of my summertime adventures in the big city. Feel free to send an interesting story to me also. I love talking about the weather.

    Maybe one about a vodka and fun filled duck hunt.

    Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.
    Gator, you need to write a book.

    ROFLOL.

    CookyJar.

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