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[Golf2]

TOFTT today. Just another legit place. curtains on the door no extras.

Grand Opening! New Asia Massage (Camp Hill)

Date: 2010-08-14, 8:35AM EDT
Reply to: serv-bk85s-1898098166@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Swedish, Deep Tissue , Shiatsu, Reflexology,
efficient removal of toxins. Reduce Stress , improve circulation.
Relieve profound muscle adhesions and alleviate chronic pain., .
Soothing music soft and strong hands. working with the body mind and spirit
2159 Market St
Camp Hill, PA 17011
7 days a week: 10am—9.30pm
Walk in welcome
or Call: 717-412-4902 for Appt

[Princeton73]

Ok. The place with the bus IS Fantasy's Island...

They were offering massages there at the FI, but I wasn't going to spend .6 to find out, especially since the only one who was turning me on wasn't working. I have not yet TOFTT at Babylon; I've been waiting to see if anyone else tries it. Just CALL BEFORE GOING TO BABYLON; I think Monday is "ladies night" which equals MALE DANCERS (ew.)

I went to the massage place MANY years back, it is called ATHENA's. The reviews aren't very good. R & T at best.

simply put:--avoid all three places--nothing offered, except self service.

[Pelt Collector]

PC, I totally agree -- Wild J's is a LOT of fun. I've been going there for a few years, and while the quality of girls is variable (some hot, some not), they're all pretty friendly...

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After posting last night, I did a search on the Forum and could not find a peep about Wild J's. You can go on stripclublist dot com to find past reports on what the place is like. It is in Port Trevorton. It has had its share of problems but is worth visiting if you are in that area, because THERE IS NOTHING ELSE in that area, Harrisburg included. I would rather drive a half hour up there to hang out than to waste any money at ADULT WORLD or its neighbor. Talk about blue-balls! At least at Wild J's you can drink all the beer you want for the price of the cover, you can shoot pool or sit at the "bar" if you don't feel like watching the current dancer (some hot, some not,) and you can even go outside for a smoke without standing in spotlights right across from Dunkin' Donuts and Leo.

Now, the reason I never posted here about WILD J's is that I do not believe there to be any extras or take out available. YMMV. As I said, there is NOTHING else up that way, so the right girl may be persuaded with the right offer...

Now I feel like going too! By the way, Sasha is the best and worth the drive.
I'll report back on who else is there.

Pc

[Android67]

...If you are in the Clark's Ferry area (the 3 aforementioned venues) then you owe it to yourself to drive another half hour north on 11/15 (transfer routes 1 mile north of Fantasy's Island and the truck stop) and go to WILD J's. I haven't looked for any info here on USG but it can be a very fun place. Four words: free beer, hot tub.

Pc

PC, I totally agree -- Wild J's is a LOT of fun. I've been going there for a few years, and while the quality of girls is variable (some hot, some not), they're all pretty friendly. Call them for the schedule -- their website guy is on vacation so the site won't be updated for a couple weeks. Haven't been up there myself in a couple months -- damn, now I need my J fix, LOL!

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[Pelt Collector]

Ok. The place with the bus IS Fantasy's Island. I was there back in early spring. It's BYOB, but the cover is high (like .1 or. 2) and the girls are few and not very intriguing. I did go in the DAY though. They had one girl dancing, two sitting at a table smoking, and one other dude watching the [lame] dance on the [lame, home-made] stage. [Christmas lights and all.] So the girl on stage finishes her song and walks away, the dude leaves, and I'm sittin' there just wondering what was going to happen next. The 2 girls invited me over to sit with them, since they weren't going to dance. The only good looking one there was a slightly rounded blonde, with nice all natural cleavage, and she was talking about how she just got back from vacation, she wasn't working that day, and she was moving to the NEW club across the street, BABYLON.

They were offering massages there at the FI, but I wasn't going to spend .6 to find out, especially since the only one who was turning me on wasn't working. I have not yet TOFTT at Babylon; I've been waiting to see if anyone else tries it. Just CALL BEFORE GOING TO BABYLON; I think Monday is "ladies night" which equals MALE DANCERS (ew.)

I went to the massage place MANY years back, it is called ATHENA's. The reviews aren't very good. R & T at best. Read back in the forum. If you want to go to ATHENA's, park over on the south side of the truck stop building (use their restroom if you want) and then walk through the truck parking down to the mp house. Just don't get run over by a big-truck.

If you are in the Clark's Ferry area (the 3 aforementioned venues) then you owe it to yourself to drive another half hour north on 11/15 (transfer routes 1 mile north of Fantasy's Island and the truck stop) and go to WILD J's. I haven't found any info here on USG but it can be a very fun place. Four words: free beer + hot tub. I will go before summer is over and post a report.

Pc

[Android67]

I hate to be the guy who asks for advice without having ever contributed a report to a region, but I promise I'll be back with a review if anyone can steer me in the right direction.

A few years ago, I was driving somewhere north of Harrisburg (I want to say a half hour to an hour north, but my memory is hazy), and I saw a bus that had been converted to a strip club. I'm trying to figure out where that was and if it's still there so that I can go check it out, but I have no idea where to look. Does anyone know what I'm talking about and know if it's still there?

That sounds like Fantasy's Island on US 322. They had some zoning issues I think, forcing them to use their party bus temporarily. I *think* they're back to normal operation, but I haven't been up there in many moons. Also, I hear that another strip club opened across the street from them -- don't know what it's like, so a report would be great!

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[Evilangel1]

If its the place I think your talking about, its over by 22 322 going north. It's right after you pass the bridge, next to the gas station. Somthing Island, I think Fantazy Island or something like that. I've never stopped in, but I was always curious about it. I'm usually not into the strip clubs though, just a good place to get blueballs. However, next door to it, there is a massage place. Again, I've never stopped in there, but I do remember seeing some ladies smoking outside, they were on the side of the house. They looked a little rough to me, and I was driving, so, I can't imagine what they were like if you actually saw them up close. I've never stopped in cause Everyone who drives that road can see your car, and you when you go to the door.

If you end up going, let me know how it is. If it's just an expensive lap-dance, then that would suck. You'll probably have to drop a pretty penny at the massage place next door, just be careful, as those ladies will be rubbing your junk in their knife wounds and things.

Sorry don't mean to be negative. I wish there were some good SW action in Harrisburg. Good luck though.

I hate to be the guy who asks for advice without having ever contributed a report to a region, but I promise I'll be back with a review if anyone can steer me in the right direction.

A few years ago, I was driving somewhere north of Harrisburg (I want to say a half hour to an hour north, but my memory is hazy), and I saw a bus that had been converted to a strip club. I'm trying to figure out where that was and if it's still there so that I can go check it out, but I have no idea where to look. Does anyone know what I'm talking about and know if it's still there?

[Hakan Lube]

I hate to be the guy who asks for advice without having ever contributed a report to a region, but I promise I'll be back with a review if anyone can steer me in the right direction.

A few years ago, I was driving somewhere north of Harrisburg (I want to say a half hour to an hour north, but my memory is hazy), and I saw a bus that had been converted to a strip club. I'm trying to figure out where that was and if it's still there so that I can go check it out, but I have no idea where to look. Does anyone know what I'm talking about and know if it's still there?

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