Massage Parlor Reports

**Mdam** · 08-11-23 17:56

For what you guys are spending on subpar massages with 50 year old women, you might as well drive a few blocks north on 13th and get a crackhead for $30-40.

**Aomag** · 08-11-23 11:22

Wide open menu at Asia mall for covered service. Probably the most reliable if that's what you are looking for. No promises for attractiveness anywhere within 1 hour.

Originally Posted by IrishPunk120 [View Original Post]

Need help! Just moved to the area and looking for a place that does HE or more within a 50 mile radius of Harrisburg. Read reviews and they seem mixed but lots of mentions of Asian mall and another closer to Lancaster I think. Are those the top two to checkout?

**IrishPunk120** · 07-30-23 12:47

Need help! Just moved to the area and looking for a place that does HE or more within a 50 mile radius of Harrisburg. Read reviews and they seem mixed but lots of mentions of Asian mall and another closer to Lancaster I think. Are those the top two to checkout?

**SpinnrLuvr** · 07-11-23 18:06

Originally Posted by LowKing [View Original Post]

Although there haven't been any recent reviews of this place I've been wanting to revisit this place after reading past reviews. I did visit in the past but the lady in the reviews was busy at that time. The lady I got then was acceptable and did give BBBJ, but it wasn't the younger lady in those previous reviews. Anyway, thought I'd visit on Friday 6/30 and what a disappointment and letdown. The lady was 50 ish, average build, but not a young hottie that I was hoping for. Gave a lackluster massage and signaled / motioned for a HJ. I asked if there were more options but there were none. And even this was lackluster like her massage. I left there wanting more. When I gave her 40 for half hr and matched it for the tip she was disappointed. She saw that I had more cash, looked at it then looked at me, obviously wanting more of a tip. I said "no, I was prepared to give more of a tip but you wouldn't even get undressed or get topless or offer BBBJ. So no more tip". I won't go back.

Jenny and Susie must not be there anymore or you would have done much better.

**Chazz52** · 07-09-23 08:39

Originally Posted by LowKing [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/harri...w/927512868818

They advertised new pretty girl. I know, I know. They all advertise this to attract more business. I've been to this place several times and I always could get BBBJ so I called to inquire. The person who answered said yes, new pretty girl. I needed some relief since my previous review of Asia Mall told of a major letdown. I'm the type of person who isn't afraid to turn around and walk away if things aren't up to my expectations and I thought I'd check out the new girl. Rang the bell and was let in by an above-average-looking Chinese lady probably late-40's. I asked if she was the new girl and she said yes. Looked good in her dress so I thought "what the hell". Went back to the room, she told me to get ready, she came back in 5 min later, she started caressing my back, ass, thighs and balls (she obviously did not know how to give a real massage). So, I reached around and let her know my intentions by rubbing her ass and vag under her dress. She giggled and said to turn over, then asked if I wanted this (pointing to her hand), this (pointing to her mouth), or this (pointing to her crotch). I pointed to her mouth and she said ok. She slid her panties off, and removed her dress. She pulled her bra down to let some nice-sized tits plop out with big nipples. I rubbed and sucked on them for quite a while, then had her bend over the massage table so I could play with her ass and finger her while she reached around and stroked my dick. Eventually she told me to lie down so she could give me head. She said she was going to get a condom and I said I'd rather not. She paused and I said I won't in her mouth, so she gave BBBJ. She's done this before and knew what she was doing! This did the trick and it wasn't long before I told her ok, and she pulled off and finished with a HJ. She cleaned me up, I thanked her, got dressed and left with a cold water. Yes I will revisit because it was. 4 for the half hr and 1 for the tip.

Congratulations! Did you get a name?

**LowKing** · 07-08-23 23:42

https://skipthegames.com/posts/harri...w/927512868818

They advertised new pretty girl. I know, I know. They all advertise this to attract more business. I've been to this place several times and I always could get BBBJ so I called to inquire. The person who answered said yes, new pretty girl. I needed some relief since my previous review of Asia Mall told of a major letdown. I'm the type of person who isn't afraid to turn around and walk away if things aren't up to my expectations and I thought I'd check out the new girl. Rang the bell and was let in by an above-average-looking Chinese lady probably late-40's. I asked if she was the new girl and she said yes. Looked good in her dress so I thought "what the hell". Went back to the room, she told me to get ready, she came back in 5 min later, she started caressing my back, ass, thighs and balls (she obviously did not know how to give a real massage). So, I reached around and let her know my intentions by rubbing her ass and vag under her dress. She giggled and said to turn over, then asked if I wanted this (pointing to her hand), this (pointing to her mouth), or this (pointing to her crotch). I pointed to her mouth and she said ok. She slid her panties off, and removed her dress. She pulled her bra down to let some nice-sized tits plop out with big nipples. I rubbed and sucked on them for quite a while, then had her bend over the massage table so I could play with her ass and finger her while she reached around and stroked my dick. Eventually she told me to lie down so she could give me head. She said she was going to get a condom and I said I'd rather not. She paused and I said I won't in her mouth, so she gave BBBJ. She's done this before and knew what she was doing! This did the trick and it wasn't long before I told her ok, and she pulled off and finished with a HJ. She cleaned me up, I thanked her, got dressed and left with a cold water. Yes I will revisit because it was. 4 for the half hr and 1 for the tip.

**LowKing** · 07-06-23 07:07

Although there haven't been any recent reviews of this place I've been wanting to revisit this place after reading past reviews. I did visit in the past but the lady in the reviews was busy at that time. The lady I got then was acceptable and did give BBBJ, but it wasn't the younger lady in those previous reviews. Anyway, thought I'd visit on Friday 6/30 and what a disappointment and letdown. The lady was 50 ish, average build, but not a young hottie that I was hoping for. Gave a lackluster massage and signaled / motioned for a HJ. I asked if there were more options but there were none. And even this was lackluster like her massage. I left there wanting more. When I gave her 40 for half hr and matched it for the tip she was disappointed. She saw that I had more cash, looked at it then looked at me, obviously wanting more of a tip. I said "no, I was prepared to give more of a tip but you wouldn't even get undressed or get topless or offer BBBJ. So no more tip". I won't go back.

**PhillyDiscreet** · 06-19-23 08:33

Was in the area on Saturday for work and found myself with some time to kill. Texted and told to come right over. I get let in and told first customer of the day (it's mid-afternoon) yet can hear some dude in one of the rooms. Lady was older (50's), dressed in a red dress, thin, ok looking for her age. I get led to the room and told to get undressed and let lady know everything I want upfront so assumed she wasn't my attendant. Something seemed off by the way she said that. While waiting I hear someone come in but doesn't come past my room so assume he is in the waiting area. Lots of whispering. Same time, the dude in the other rooms seems to leave quickly in a rush. After about 10 min lady finally comes in and I look up and it's the same one. I get a 10 min finger poking massage on my back & head. During this 10 min, she left the room 3 times to talk to whomever came in before whom seemed to be waiting. My spydy (& annoyance) bells are going off big time. She comes back only having done my back so far and asked if I want everything. I said no thanks, and got up to start getting dressed during which she asked me 4 more times if I wanted FS. I gave her $20 for the 10 min and left. On my way out the guy sitting in the waiting room was dressed like a cop though no other signs but on his phone and made direct eye contact with me. I get outside and an empty UM SUV is parked right behind me. I parked down the street a bit too so there was really no need to park right behind me. Needless to say I will not be back and feel I dodged a bullet.

**Chazz52** · 06-13-23 09:20

Originally Posted by LowKing [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/harri...o/184484446702

I was in need of some relaxation and a release and saw this ad, the pics piqued my interest so I checked it out yesterday evening. Anna answered right away, after we spoke for a bit I told her I just had to ask if the pics were really her, she insisted they were, so I asked for an appt and if she could wear that little black dress. She said she would so I asked her to send me her address. She works out of her home in Millerstown in Perry County and after an hour's drive I parked in her driveway. She opened the front door of her brick ranch home, wearing that dress with black fishnet stockings, and said to go around back. I went around back and she opened the door to a nicely set up massage room. Anna is friendly and talkative and told me to get comfortable (undressed) as she put fresh linens on the massage table. I laid down and she started with a soft, caressing touch. Her hands kept gravitating to my ass and groin, reaching underneath to caress my sack and dick, all while talking whatever in her broken English. It was very stimulating and enjoyable and I knew it was game-on. As I turned over she was already getting a pillow out from under the massage table. I asked if she could remove her dress so I could play with her ass and vag but she said no. (DAMMIT) she did however pull down her top and let me lick and suck on her very nice boobs and nipples. She said be gentle which I normally am and I resigned to make the best out of the situation as I could. I did this as long as I could while she fondled and stroked me and eventually I said I wanted to cum. She got a little more oil and started to increase her speed to match my movements. Afterwards she thoroughly cleaned me, continued where we left off with a soft, caressing touch massage. After a short time of laying there thinking of my hourlong drive, I told her I was done and got up and got dressed. I think the pics were of her but a little outdated. I would guess she is in her late 40's-early 50's but still attractive. Undecided if I will repeat since it was only a HJ and that I couldn't get her naked and enjoy her body. She asked for. 6 for an hour, and I gave the same for the release, so the rates were reasonable, considering her place was safe and clean. Since I was leaving her place around 830 pm and hadn't eaten, I got to stop at the Red Rabbit to experience a little bit of nostalgia.

Had a similar experience Saturday (you beat me to the report). I asked that she spend most of the time taking care of my front, and she giggled and told me let her know when I was ready to turn over. As you described, she spent a lot of time teasing the nether regions while doing my back, and after the flip took good direction, concentrating on my nips before moving down for an extended HJ. She didn't ask for a tip, so I rounded up to $ and she seemed happy.

Although it is a long drive, for the money (including gas) it was a pleasant experience, with no rushing and better English than going to an AMP. I particularly enjoyed her soft, light touch (and the ending, of course: I have always felt that a great HJ is better than a bad BJ). I will repeat as time permits.

**LowKing** · 06-11-23 07:20

https://skipthegames.com/posts/harri...o/184484446702

I was in need of some relaxation and a release and saw this ad, the pics piqued my interest so I checked it out yesterday evening. Anna answered right away, after we spoke for a bit I told her I just had to ask if the pics were really her, she insisted they were, so I asked for an appt and if she could wear that little black dress. She said she would so I asked her to send me her address. She works out of her home in Millerstown in Perry County and after an hour's drive I parked in her driveway. She opened the front door of her brick ranch home, wearing that dress with black fishnet stockings, and said to go around back. I went around back and she opened the door to a nicely set up massage room. Anna is friendly and talkative and told me to get comfortable (undressed) as she put fresh linens on the massage table. I laid down and she started with a soft, caressing touch. Her hands kept gravitating to my ass and groin, reaching underneath to caress my sack and dick, all while talking whatever in her broken English. It was very stimulating and enjoyable and I knew it was game-on. As I turned over she was already getting a pillow out from under the massage table. I asked if she could remove her dress so I could play with her ass and vag but she said no. (DAMMIT) she did however pull down her top and let me lick and suck on her very nice boobs and nipples. She said be gentle which I normally am and I resigned to make the best out of the situation as I could. I did this as long as I could while she fondled and stroked me and eventually I said I wanted to cum. She got a little more oil and started to increase her speed to match my movements. Afterwards she thoroughly cleaned me, continued where we left off with a soft, caressing touch massage. After a short time of laying there thinking of my hourlong drive, I told her I was done and got up and got dressed. I think the pics were of her but a little outdated. I would guess she is in her late 40's-early 50's but still attractive. Undecided if I will repeat since it was only a HJ and that I couldn't get her naked and enjoy her body. She asked for. 6 for an hour, and I gave the same for the release, so the rates were reasonable, considering her place was safe and clean. Since I was leaving her place around 830 pm and hadn't eaten, I got to stop at the Red Rabbit to experience a little bit of nostalgia.

**TrannyRat** · 06-05-23 17:01

Review is for 2 visits: May 22, and May 28. Same Lady both times. Think her name was Tina. Very Tiny, Thin, 30's. Nice breasts. Nice, Bushy Kitty. $.6 to the house for an hour.

Average Massage, but did allow roaming.

On the flip, not much was said. She kissed my neck and whispered something I didn't understand.

I just pointed at my pants and asked for them. Donated $1.4 to the pretty lady, and nothing else was said.

CFS first visit, CFS with BBBJ second visit.

Nice BJ, but a little toothy. She snapped a bag on Mr. Belvedere, but I slurped on a little DATY first.

After the appropriate noises were heard, I stood up. She lubed up the Shawshank redemption, and we went to town.

Good time, would repeat.

$2 out the door with the botte of water.

**Chazz52** · 06-03-23 08:24

Originally Posted by Android67 [View Original Post]

Looks like the same provider that was reviewed by Chazz in the Escorts thread (same phone number).

Different pics, but definitely the same person: https://skipthegames.com/posts/harri...r/554978955593.

A different pose in the mirror, but same outfit / woman.

**Android67** · 06-03-23 06:35

Originally Posted by Hunter1959 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know anything about her?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/harri...r/080639324112

Looks like the same provider that was reviewed by Chazz in the Escorts thread (same phone number).

**Hunter1959** · 06-03-23 06:20

Does anyone know anything about her?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/harri...r/080639324112

**TheViper2890** · 05-21-23 12:25

So I have been trying to get on for weeks so these are 2 old ones in the last couple weeks. I went to the one In Lebanon first all I got was cbbj very nice a lot of touching. Then I went to one in Cleona went early didn't get in right away there was someone there but went back at 930 like asked got he barely any touching honestly disappointed.