Escort Reviews

[Postal12]

I will be in Columbus next week and was looking over a couple of sites for possible visits. There is one poster on the monkey site that looks like a lady that was a frequent poster in the past under the names in the title of this post. She has reviews as recent as last month. But I seem to remember her and a guy getting busted for promoting prostitution. Am I imagining this? I tried to copy her picture but the monkey site wouldn't let me.

Jessica K.

Looking over her FB she has moved out of Columbus area and seems to have sobered up and works at a fast food place.

[UdubDude]

I will be in Columbus next week and was looking over a couple of sites for possible visits. There is one poster on the monkey site that looks like a lady that was a frequent poster in the past under the names in the title of this post. She has reviews as recent as last month. But I seem to remember her and a guy getting busted for promoting prostitution. Am I imagining this? I tried to copy her picture but the monkey site wouldn't let me.

[DtfFourFun]

Looking for any information on a couple providers Pretty BabyCakes and also Chanel. My apologies but I can't seem to find anything and I know you guys are better at Intel than I will ever be. If you know of any good spinner providers and would like to share that info that would also be appreciated. Thanks.

[UsedToBeDoctor]

Dudes, time for me to take a long break from the game. Been putting it off but it's time. Today was the capper. I went 0 for 10 today. 10 messages sent, 2 returned. It's sort of like the housing market right now. Very little inventory to buy, so the prices keep going up, but these girls are no assets like a home, it's a new breed of fake providers, narcissistic egos and just rude give a shit attitudes, no matter what you spend or how nice you are. I could write a longer post. Just take a look at the bs I have experienced in 2023:

1. Gave full donations at least 3 times, junior needed some coaxing, they just looked at me like I was crazy. The nutty part was that these were girls I had seen before and treated well. No assistance, no fake hug or pat on the back. Make a dude not feel like a total trick. Nope, they took that loot right in and barely walked me to the door.

2. Had a girl tell me to pick her up for an outcall. When I got there, it was a fucking fast food place. She hopped in the car, had me drive to some weird hood and proceeded to give a half hearted what the hell CBJ. Sorry fellas, a car CBJ is a waste of time. I cut it off after 30 seconds. That shit wasn't going to work unless it is coming from a hot model chick or celebrity. Not from the C's we chase in our city.

3. Fixed a car for a provider. Led me back to the room. Took my donation, then said I got to go like 2 minutes later. Left me stranded talking to the toy security guys these places have right now.

4. Had a provider leave me in the parking lot at an incall, I left after an hour, she said she fainted, come on back and see me. Even nice ole me took a pass on the new invite.

5. Had a provider promise me a bbj, got there and she said she had a toothache. I need a blow job. I don't need you to eat my dick.

6. Went to incall, a cat had literally just given birth to kittens. The smell. I bounced.

7. Went to a private incall, massive dog had given birth a few days before. The pups were suckling on mom in the room. Deed was ruined. I rolled but gave the donation.

8. Provider deep in one of the many east side hoods, left me outside for an hour with 3 other mongers, then when I pulled off immediately called me asking that I stay. It's one thing to know you're one of many in line, but you never want to be actually in line, if you get my drift.

9. Saw a provider back to back days, she did not remember me from the day before. How many guys did you do?

10. Got asked for upfront donations more than ever before. Made me paranoid. I started to think I must resemble a bad monger. It was strange.

11. This slew of advertisers are just plain fucking rude and stand offish. Kind of a reflection of the music now. The male bashing. Fuck these niggas, keep that nigga, broke niggas don't get no pussy, you guys know the rest. Why'all know that word covers all races with how these generation talks now.

I love ladies big time but I can't do this breed at this time in this game. I always wondered when I would stop. The answer came all these years later which is the moment the ladies were just as rude and smug as the woman you are with.

I will only participate if a decent one literally lands in my lap by accident, which happens once every few years if you are in the right place at the right time. I'll still post and help out the rooks when it's something I can help with.

In the mean time, it's Draft Kings and fall sports. Why'all be safe and don't settle. These are not true providers anymore. They will mind fuck you and take your loot with no effort.

Hello All,

I have felt the samething for sometime. I miss the Backpage days where having a mutually satisfying time was easy. Today's times are much different. Drugs, POS boyfriends, LE and a general disdainful attitude for the biz has basically killed any chance for success for either participants. If she had any business sense in communication, scheduling, hygiene and smoozing people the $$ would roll in. But the ability to keep her eye on the prize leaves when the distractions of the street leak in. On the flip side of all this is us, we all have been conditioned to accept substandard services while running to message boards to complain disclosing our conquest. If you don't like what's on TV change the channel, vote with your wallet the market has changed and its partially our fault.

Usedtobedoctor.

[Midwest Dude]

Can you clear your inbox? Got a question.

[Benz2050]

Yes, you articulated very well. I feel exactly the same. I almost vomited after visiting a known provider recently. Bad market, not for me.

However, I do occasionally receive info of short visiting providers usually at 5 for hr and 3 for hh. Generally having decent looking, clear, safe, but YMMV. If you are interested, shoot me a message and I may be able to pass the info when I can.

Best,

Dudes, time for me to take a long break from the game. Been putting it off but it's time. Today was the capper. I went 0 for 10 today. 10 messages sent, 2 returned. It's sort of like the housing market right now. Very little inventory to buy, so the prices keep going up, but these girls are no assets like a home, it's a new breed of fake providers, narcissistic egos and just rude give a shit attitudes, no matter what you spend or how nice you are. I could write a longer post. Just take a look at the bs I have experienced in 2023:

1. Gave full donations at least 3 times, junior needed some coaxing, they just looked at me like I was crazy. The nutty part was that these were girls I had seen before and treated well. No assistance, no fake hug or pat on the back. Make a dude not feel like a total trick. Nope, they took that loot right in and barely walked me to the door.

2. Had a girl tell me to pick her up for an outcall. When I got there, it was a fucking fast food place. She hopped in the car, had me drive to some weird hood and proceeded to give a half hearted what the hell CBJ. Sorry fellas, a car CBJ is a waste of time. I cut it off after 30 seconds. That shit wasn't going to work unless it is coming from a hot model chick or celebrity. Not from the C's we chase in our city.

3. Fixed a car for a provider. Led me back to the room. Took my donation, then said I got to go like 2 minutes later. Left me stranded talking to the toy security guys these places have right now.

4. Had a provider leave me in the parking lot at an incall, I left after an hour, she said she fainted, come on back and see me. Even nice ole me took a pass on the new invite.

5. Had a provider promise me a bbj, got there and she said she had a toothache. I need a blow job. I don't need you to eat my dick.

6. Went to incall, a cat had literally just given birth to kittens. The smell. I bounced.

7. Went to a private incall, massive dog had given birth a few days before. The pups were suckling on mom in the room. Deed was ruined. I rolled but gave the donation.

8. Provider deep in one of the many east side hoods, left me outside for an hour with 3 other mongers, then when I pulled off immediately called me asking that I stay. It's one thing to know you're one of many in line, but you never want to be actually in line, if you get my drift.

9. Saw a provider back to back days, she did not remember me from the day before. How many guys did you do?

10. Got asked for upfront donations more than ever before. Made me paranoid. I started to think I must resemble a bad monger. It was strange.

11. This slew of advertisers are just plain fucking rude and stand offish. Kind of a reflection of the music now. The male bashing. Fuck these niggas, keep that nigga, broke niggas don't get no pussy, you guys know the rest. Why'all know that word covers all races with how these generation talks now.

I love ladies big time but I can't do this breed at this time in this game. I always wondered when I would stop. The answer came all these years later which is the moment the ladies were just as rude and smug as the woman you are with.

I will only participate if a decent one literally lands in my lap by accident, which happens once every few years if you are in the right place at the right time. I'll still post and help out the rooks when it's something I can help with.

In the mean time, it's Draft Kings and fall sports. Why'all be safe and don't settle. These are not true providers anymore. They will mind fuck you and take your loot with no effort.

[Units12]

Kimberly is coming to Columbus.

Her photos are heavily filtered and she looks nothing like her advertising.

She is very difficult to get a hold of and will ghost you waiting in parking lot.

I would rate her a 4 or 5.

A lot heavier and man type build.

Will not repeat.

[Boosted1]

So, the little guy steered me wrong again. Easy to see the pics were photo shopped so got a proof pick, it was as well but damn little guy just wouldn't listen. Picked her up for a car ride, 80 BBBJ. Should have rolled as soon as I see her, but again, the little guy just won't listen. Close to 200#, frumpy, complaining, should have just burnt the money. WTF. Save your vash boys.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...mbus/151857172

[Boosted1]

Tried several times, got a few responses but never could nail her down.

Anyone seen payton recently? I know she was back out north after jail.

[HarryHardwood]

Anyone seen payton recently? I know she was back out north after jail.

[Nungcac]

Hey guys, I would like to know more providers on the far east side so if you know one please let me know. PM is welcome. I'm tired of driving long distance to west and north sides to get stood up. Thanks.

[Jaxon92]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...r/970116501188

I dig this girl's look when she's made up nice. I ran into her in public, but she was with a dude, so I couldn't really approach her discreetly.

I have been trying and trying to get ahold of her, but she is terrible at communication. What is up with this chicks? I know why they do this, so I understand they are not playing with a full deck. But why bother posting an ad?

Finally hooked up with her.

Every time I do this, I walk away wondering why I bother.

The good: it's really her, she's not fat, she's not deathly thin, she delivered the goods, and I didn't get robbed or arrested, nice gum drops.

The bad: ghetto house, she was kind of hard to understand, she is terrible at communicating, she didn't look near as good as her pics, flat chested. Put some meat in those things with the gum drops and you got something, no detectable smell, she said something about her ex -boyfriend being her roommate, so I'm guessing the reason she is so hard to set up with is that he doesn't know she's doing this.

[Ass Raper]

Saw a report on Jess a while ago just decided to reach out to her for incall and had a great experience with her gave a awesome BBJ with a lot of gagging in a lot of spit. Then proceeded to put on a cover and she is a hard Rider got nice little gum drop nipples then later on the bed and she let me pound away at her this lady is a true nympho and 9:00 watcher.

https://tryst.link/escort/redhead-nympho

[ToreroA]

https://callescort.org/614-680-4783

This one is rare for Columbus. She's clean, fresh shower. Dressed hot, pretty feet. Looks like most of her pics. The implants are gone, but nice little a cups remain. Total MILF. Incall in upscale hotel. Rates are good. If you like MILF, go for it.

Her pics look a bit all over the place, some younger and some older. Are we talking around 30's or 40's?

I dig her looks but I wonder if you'd like to share a bit more about the donation range and her skills and / or demeanor.

Thanks!

[LiveMonger]

Wow sorry to hear this! I always thought Misty is safe. Seen her about 4-5 times, but the last one in a similar / room that you described didn't give me the same enjoyment like when she was by the Hospital. I guess no provider is considered safe. Good luck!

I saw her about a month and half ago. Same sketchy room set up. Hygiene was poor. Was rushed. Was living in room like a pig.