Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[PillowTalk69]

Thanks to Hondaguy I contacted Chele. She is new, she has boundaries, she has cell phone coverage issues. I get it. But there is a difference between issues and excuses. Chele is all excuses. This is the same shit I went through with Niki a few months back. My question is who trained who to be such a crappy provider.

Perhaps the real underlying message here is that all these girls cost you $200. Either you pay it upfront as part of the direct cost of the date, or you pay it wasted time, gas, trouble, drama, risk, skills, etc. Who ever said 'there is no such thing as a free lunch' should also have said 'there is no such thing as low cost pussy'. If you want clean sheets, someone has to paid to clean them.

The joys of the hobby are also its miseries.

And by the way, Chele I am neither your darlin nor your sweetness. And if it's not perfectly clear by now. Do not call me, do not text me, do not PM me. You have already wasted too much of my time. You are dead to me.

First it was PMs came through sideways, problems with cell phone coverage, deaths in family and family health issues, fire burned down old house, tell me what you would like in an email and no response to date, I have boundaries BUT we might be able to negotiate some extras. I know she is a favorite of some but to me she is a fucking train wreck when it comes to service and timely responses. Too many quality ladies to be messing around with that. HB your choice of Jenna was excellent Have seen her multiple times and she is a wonderful lady and a very quality provider. You can't go wrong with Jenna. Chele I would avoid like the plague. PT.

[Ho Beau]

Thanks to Hondaguy I contacted Chele. She is new, she has boundaries, she has cell phone coverage issues. I get it. But there is a difference between issues and excuses. Chele is all excuses. This is the same shit I went through with Niki a few months back. My question is who trained who to be such a crappy provider.

Perhaps the real underlying message here is that all these girls cost you $200. Either you pay it upfront as part of the direct cost of the date, or you pay it wasted time, gas, trouble, drama, risk, skills, etc. Who ever said 'there is no such thing as a free lunch' should also have said 'there is no such thing as low cost pussy'. If you want clean sheets, someone has to paid to clean them.

The joys of the hobby are also its miseries.

And by the way, Chele I am neither your darlin nor your sweetness. And if it's not perfectly clear by now. Do not call me, do not text me, do not PM me. You have already wasted too much of my time. You are dead to me.

[Chele]

I found this little dream under one of the promises of massage. She does a great massage and is a real maasuse. But on the flip there was happiness shared! She has very nice looks and great looks! She sets the mood nicely. Everyone knows the drill, seniors pm me, everyone else kick rocks.

I would again like to thank you. I am fairly new to this type of massage services. Just getting my feet wet. I realize many are looking for more than I am comfortable offering at this time so I sincerely appreciate the understanding and patience. I have trouble with my phone service here in my apartment which is why text is best for me. A bit inconvenient for some and I apologize. I will eventually switch services in hopes of having a clear signal. I have met a few nice gentleman through this site. I have trouble finding clients on CL. Many are "no shows". Rude. And just lack any respect. I respond to maybe 10 % of the emails I receive from CL. So again I appreciate the understanding and respect I have been given through this site. . Have a wonderful week lovies. Look forward to hearing from you.

[RegulatorD]

I had a visit with Ashley in Middleton last week. I was really looking forward to seeing daisy but she was sitting on the couch watching TV with a sleeping child. I was thinking about turning around when I saw that but I just went ahead with a BBBJ with HJ finish which was one of the worst I've ever had. She spilled the juice everywhere and the clean up was half ass to say the least. I may go back to see how daisy does or just try someone new altogether.

Ashley is your girl if you like hard sucking toothy BJ. She the worst I had in recent memory.

[Yardy00]

Curious. Did she send you the pic? Googled it and found nothing. If real. Wow.

Yep, she sent me the pic.

[RumbleJeep00]

I had a visit with Ashley in Middleton last week. I was really looking forward to seeing daisy but she was sitting on the couch watching TV with a sleeping child. I was thinking about turning around when I saw that but I just went ahead with a BBBJ with HJ finish which was one of the worst I've ever had. She spilled the juice everywhere and the clean up was half ass to say the least. I may go back to see how daisy does or just try someone new altogether.

[Macrzy]

I've never seen her, but please let us know how it goes!

Curious. Did she send you the pic? Googled it and found nothing. If real. Wow.

[Yardy00]

I've never seen her, but please let us know how it goes!

Crap, my bad, I meant to post this in the Chicago thread!

[Member #5068]

I've never seen her, but please let us know how it goes!

Setting something up with her tomorrow morning, anyone else seen her before?

[PillowTalk69]

Looks like Puntang Man follows Bill Clinton's definition of sex. If it's not putting the hoo-hoo in the whatsis it's not sex. Everyone has a different idea of sexuality. For some, it's a HJ, mutual masturbation, or getting a golden shower. I thought this site was for the free trade of commercial sex, not just FS. Maybe we should limit the talk to spinners with fewer than 30 tattoos?

He denied then finally admitted EVERYONE has the right to see who they want for what they want but when they also tell you they might negotiate for a bit more that ends it for me. Tell people what is available Be honest once the basics have been covered. This is not a kids game or a time wasters game or let's play musical chairs game. We are adults with out needs TB and you are right about that. But spit it out and be honest on both sides. BTW if you ever saw Janeen the porn star and met a lady in this with her ink you would be on your knees begging to have that hit you from all sides LMAO. Tats are nice depending on what they lady with them can do for your body. It is about service with a smile TB. Sorry if you were offended but I hate to play games Too old for them. As Bill Cosby said to Claire, LET'S GET IT ON LOL.

[RegulatorD]

Looks like Puntang Man follows Bill Clinton's definition of sex. If it's not putting the hoo-hoo in the whatsis it's not sex. Everyone has a different idea of sexuality. For some, it's a HJ, mutual masturbation, or getting a golden shower. I thought this site was for the free trade of commercial sex, not just FS. Maybe we should limit the talk to spinners with fewer than 30 tattoos?

Forget that Tonbug, I want as many Tats as possible, and really love when a girls has arrow tats that say insert here. LOL.

I misspoke a few posts about the panties for sale thing, whatever floats anyone boat I'm cool with that; I saw something a while back about a guy wanting to get kick in the nuts for sex. Ouch!

[TonBug]

Looks like Puntang Man follows Bill Clinton's definition of sex. If it's not putting the hoo-hoo in the whatsis it's not sex. Everyone has a different idea of sexuality. For some, it's a HJ, mutual masturbation, or getting a golden shower. I thought this site was for the free trade of commercial sex, not just FS. Maybe we should limit the talk to spinners with fewer than 30 tattoos?

[PillowTalk69]

Thank you for your kind review. I am actually looking for more work immediately and am free all day. If you are interested or know someone who is I would appreciate the work immensely.

And in this business with all due respect getting a phone with an AP that allows conversation works wonders. A woman with basically just a massage and a HE which any man can give himself needs to consider expanding her menu With your looks, you sent me your description via PM and you sound scrumptuous LOL, you could do well but it is your choice. Please don't take this as destructive criticism. It is meant to ask you to consider your business practices and make choices that work for you. Most guys are here because of what they are missing at home. HEs aren't that major but as always the ladies call. BTW you have mail and best wishes. PT.

[Chele]

I found this little dream under one of the promises of massage. She does a great massage and is a real maasuse. But on the flip there was happiness shared! She has very nice looks and great looks! She sets the mood nicely. Everyone knows the drill, seniors pm me, everyone else kick rocks.

Thank you for your kind review. I am actually looking for more work immediately and am free all day. If you are interested or know someone who is I would appreciate the work immensely.

[Dragal73]

Its been a while but I had a nice visit with Samara. Only issue she wanted donation up front which I usually avoid.

Samara is she a black girl as well. Always used to team up with another girl named peaches. If it is can you share contact info?