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This is one of the risks one takes when seeing a different provider every time. You never know what you're going to get and it can even be dangerous. That dude could have come out of the bathroom with a gun in his hand.

Which is precisely why I am always overly cautious, if there is such a thing. I ask every girl every time if we will be alone, and I make it clear to them that if I even get a feeling of someone else in the place, I'm out. I always take a tour, make them open doors, etc to see who I am potentially dealing with. If a girl has multiple reviews that say there is someone else in the house but they are never a problem, I'll trust that typically but it is never my first option. In this case, it was a small room and very obvious upon entering that the door was closed. I never even shut the entry door and fully entered the room because I saw that bathroom door shut. Anyone can be hiding anywhere at anytime, which is one of the risks of this hobby, but I believe that if you play your cards right, you cut your chances of that down by about 99%. Either way, he better hope he has at least one gun in his hand if he surprises me during a visit, because he's going to need it.

[Member #5950]

Saw this little shit yesterday, and I would not recommend any of you do the same. Terrible experience, here is a copy and paste of the review I posted elsewhere. And a link to her most current ad and number (which she changes more than her underwear).

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...ly-22/18296674... I would absolutely under no circumstances ever see this girl again, and I would recommend you not see her either. A total attitude adjustment may change my mind but I don't see that happening anytime soon. Stay away.

You need to lay off the blondes my brother.

[Roger44]

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...if-41/15303378

NO Totally different.

[Mister Hank]

Searching for the best oral talent in town? Any recommendations for a true artist? Deep specialist?

[Mickey7]

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...if-41/15303378

No, this one used to be called LaLa, nothing to write home about.

[Mickey7]

This is one of the risks one takes when seeing a different provider every time. You never know what you're going to get and it can even be dangerous. That dude could have come out of the bathroom with a gun in his hand.

See post #1828 in the Escort Reports thread. I've always followed the philosophy of "find a winner and stick with her to the bitter end" This has its risks too when the provider is all of a sudden gone unless you have a Plan B readily available. However, I've never had to worry about being robbed at gunpoint or having my wallet lifted and I've always known what I'm going to get. I think the best practice is having a 2 or 3 provider rotation if you can get it setup which I don't have the luxury of being able to do that.

[Mickey7]

Saw this little shit yesterday, and I would not recommend any of you do the same. Terrible experience, here is a copy and paste of the review I posted elsewhere. And a link to her most current ad and number (which she changes more than her underwear).

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...ly-22/18296674

I called and she answered, and immediately I could sense a shitty attitude coming from her. Given what I thought were positive reviews under her old ads and phone numbers, I thought she would be worth a shot. I am nearly positive at this point that just about every one of those reviews is bogus, and written by people who just wanted to get more free VIP time on here. I suppose I could be wrong, but I have been doing this for about fifteen years and this girl is one of the worst visits I have had in a very long time. Once we talked a couple times I agreed to come for a short visit for 80. I was crystal clear about nobody else being there or in the room at all. She assured me we would be alone. I also was crystal clear about her being FRESH showered, and TOTALLY SHAVED, because I wanted to munch her box. She texted back a few minutes later that she was actually in the shower right now. Showed up at her hotel and parked, and I noticed another guy parked a few spots down. Called her and she asked if I could come back in a half hour because she had another appointment. I said fuck no, I am leaving and not coming back. Meanwhile the other guy walks up and is knocking on her door, and I hear the knock echo on her phone so I now know what room she is in, which is right in front of me. She said she would rather see me after talking to me, and she would tell the other guy to come back. I am already annoyed and should have left like I would have any other time, but her voice is cute, and I had to see what was behind door number one. Other guy leaves, and I go to the door. She leaves it open and I go in to see her in a bra and nothing else. Naked from the tits down. She is absolutely NOT the girl in the pictures, but the funny thing is, she is way cuter than the girl in the pics, and her body is fucking HOT. Really cute face too, if you can get past all of the places she's picked away at her skin. It was really disappointing to see that, because the rest of her was fucking great. Nice hair, cute toes, rockin little gymnast looking body. But that face. Ugh. So it's a small room with just a bed, and then the bathroom which had the door closed. She was in no way freshly showered. She didn't look dirty, but she has long thick hair that was totally dry, and it was evident she had not just showered. And back to the bathroom door. I asked why the door was closed and if anyone was in there. She said her girl was in there and wouldn't bother us. I told her to open the door and show me, and she said she would have her girl talk to me thru the door so I could hear her voice. I said no, if she won't show her face I am leaving. She wouldn't do it so I left. Sat in my car which she did not know was very near her room and she texted me back that her girl was leaving. I stayed around for the show. Wouldn't you know, a DUDE emerges from her room and walks down the sidewalk. Given the fact that he was a scrawny little punk, I was no longer worried about being robbed, but still pissed that she did NOT shower, and she DID have someone in the room, and it was a dude, not a girl, who if it were a girl I probably would have had her join anyway! So at this point I'm pissed, frustrated, and still horny, so my dumb ass goes back in her room. Laid the donation on the dresser, and I don't really remember what she did with it, but she came back over and offered me a massage with lotion or oil, which I declined because I had a feeling she would do that for 15 minutes and then tell me my time was up and I had to pay more. That is EXACTLY what would have happened. So I start rubbing on her while she is standing in front of me. She ducks my attempt to kiss her a few times, which is another huge annoyance, but ohh well. Trying to get and maintain an erection when someone has you all irritated, nervous, and watching over your shoulder is a bit difficult at times, so I asked to DATY first. She was like, "ok let me get a baby wipe" Ugh, no thanks. This is why I said FRESH SHOWERED, but nope. So instead She grabbed a hold of my dick and squeezed it like she was trying to pull it off, and began a furious BBBJ like she was going to win a million dollars if she got me to cum in under twelve seconds. Well, that wasn't happening. I told her if she did what I asked and just slowed down, that it wouldn't even take me the full 15 minutes to cum. After the third time of me asking her to slow down in literally less than 45 seconds, she flailed her arms and dropped her hands to her side and started complaining that I was going to take too long, and that she thought I wasn't going to take the full time, and blah blah blah. Again, boner killer. I remove her hand and hold my dick myself, and she resumes the superfast blowjob. Perhaps it's because we were close to the horse race track, she thought she was a jockey and my cock was the derby champion? So I said forget it, just bend over and turn around and I'll fuck you and cum pretty fast. She flips around, shoves some lotion in her unshaved pussy as I stroked my cock to full stiffness. Asked if I had a condom, and then said forget it you don't have to just don't cum in me. Then she attempted to shove my very thick cock into her very tight, and VERY VERY VERY desert-dry pussy. I got it in for about ten strokes, and it felt like I was fucking a pussy lined with a paper towel. HORRIBLE. Seriously ten strokes later she flips around and starts another mediocre BBBJ. I knew I had to do something to cum at this point, so I laid back and jerked it until I was close and she put her mouth back on it. Surprised her with a couple huge shots to the back of her throat which she actually caught, and then went to spit out. I could have had 100% more fun jerking off at home, and been 80 bucks richer. I would absolutely under no circumstances ever see this girl again, and I would recommend you not see her either. A total attitude adjustment may change my mind but I don't see that happening anytime soon. Stay away.

This is one of the risks one takes when seeing a different provider every time. You never know what you're going to get and it can even be dangerous. That dude could have come out of the bathroom with a gun in his hand.

[KingOfPrussia]

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...if-41/15303378

[BabaBooeyTou]

Ok this one was a random text because another provider Minnie / Angel gave her my # Pics looked good but they're old or fake. She probably had a perfect stripper ass like 4 years ago but you know how it goes. Good thing is she'll "work with you" on the $ Start low with a regular massage, just hand service. Then when you're there offer a ten for more and bam you got the whole thing. I only started low because I had a feeling she wouldn't be the girl in the pics judged by her voice on the phone. She's nice, does a good job and not remotely bitchy at all. Pretty cool chick actually. But don't let her got you for an absurd amount of money is all I'm saying. I met her at a nice hotel near the airport like a month ago. I think she's a dancer or trying to lose a couple then start dancing, can't remember. She changes her name a lot.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...ka-24/12974966

Well the link set up is not working anymore, look up 24, michelle, or Puerto rican in the filter.

[BackAgain]

Saw this little shit yesterday, and I would not recommend any of you do the same. Terrible experience, here is a copy and paste of the review I posted elsewhere. And a link to her most current ad and number (which she changes more than her underwear).

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...ly-22/18296674

I called and she answered, and immediately I could sense a shitty attitude coming from her. Given what I thought were positive reviews under her old ads and phone numbers, I thought she would be worth a shot. I am nearly positive at this point that just about every one of those reviews is bogus, and written by people who just wanted to get more free VIP time on here. I suppose I could be wrong, but I have been doing this for about fifteen years and this girl is one of the worst visits I have had in a very long time. Once we talked a couple times I agreed to come for a short visit for 80. I was crystal clear about nobody else being there or in the room at all. She assured me we would be alone. I also was crystal clear about her being FRESH showered, and TOTALLY SHAVED, because I wanted to munch her box. She texted back a few minutes later that she was actually in the shower right now. Showed up at her hotel and parked, and I noticed another guy parked a few spots down. Called her and she asked if I could come back in a half hour because she had another appointment. I said fuck no, I am leaving and not coming back. Meanwhile the other guy walks up and is knocking on her door, and I hear the knock echo on her phone so I now know what room she is in, which is right in front of me. She said she would rather see me after talking to me, and she would tell the other guy to come back. I am already annoyed and should have left like I would have any other time, but her voice is cute, and I had to see what was behind door number one. Other guy leaves, and I go to the door. She leaves it open and I go in to see her in a bra and nothing else. Naked from the tits down. She is absolutely NOT the girl in the pictures, but the funny thing is, she is way cuter than the girl in the pics, and her body is fucking HOT. Really cute face too, if you can get past all of the places she's picked away at her skin. It was really disappointing to see that, because the rest of her was fucking great. Nice hair, cute toes, rockin little gymnast looking body. But that face. Ugh. So it's a small room with just a bed, and then the bathroom which had the door closed. She was in no way freshly showered. She didn't look dirty, but she has long thick hair that was totally dry, and it was evident she had not just showered. And back to the bathroom door. I asked why the door was closed and if anyone was in there. She said her girl was in there and wouldn't bother us. I told her to open the door and show me, and she said she would have her girl talk to me thru the door so I could hear her voice. I said no, if she won't show her face I am leaving. She wouldn't do it so I left. Sat in my car which she did not know was very near her room and she texted me back that her girl was leaving. I stayed around for the show. Wouldn't you know, a DUDE emerges from her room and walks down the sidewalk. Given the fact that he was a scrawny little punk, I was no longer worried about being robbed, but still pissed that she did NOT shower, and she DID have someone in the room, and it was a dude, not a girl, who if it were a girl I probably would have had her join anyway! So at this point I'm pissed, frustrated, and still horny, so my dumb ass goes back in her room. Laid the donation on the dresser, and I don't really remember what she did with it, but she came back over and offered me a massage with lotion or oil, which I declined because I had a feeling she would do that for 15 minutes and then tell me my time was up and I had to pay more. That is EXACTLY what would have happened. So I start rubbing on her while she is standing in front of me. She ducks my attempt to kiss her a few times, which is another huge annoyance, but ohh well. Trying to get and maintain an erection when someone has you all irritated, nervous, and watching over your shoulder is a bit difficult at times, so I asked to DATY first. She was like, "ok let me get a baby wipe" Ugh, no thanks. This is why I said FRESH SHOWERED, but nope. So instead She grabbed a hold of my dick and squeezed it like she was trying to pull it off, and began a furious BBBJ like she was going to win a million dollars if she got me to cum in under twelve seconds. Well, that wasn't happening. I told her if she did what I asked and just slowed down, that it wouldn't even take me the full 15 minutes to cum. After the third time of me asking her to slow down in literally less than 45 seconds, she flailed her arms and dropped her hands to her side and started complaining that I was going to take too long, and that she thought I wasn't going to take the full time, and blah blah blah. Again, boner killer. I remove her hand and hold my dick myself, and she resumes the superfast blowjob. Perhaps it's because we were close to the horse race track, she thought she was a jockey and my cock was the derby champion? So I said forget it, just bend over and turn around and I'll fuck you and cum pretty fast. She flips around, shoves some lotion in her unshaved pussy as I stroked my cock to full stiffness. Asked if I had a condom, and then said forget it you don't have to just don't cum in me. Then she attempted to shove my very thick cock into her very tight, and VERY VERY VERY desert-dry pussy. I got it in for about ten strokes, and it felt like I was fucking a pussy lined with a paper towel. HORRIBLE. Seriously ten strokes later she flips around and starts another mediocre BBBJ. I knew I had to do something to cum at this point, so I laid back and jerked it until I was close and she put her mouth back on it. Surprised her with a couple huge shots to the back of her throat which she actually caught, and then went to spit out. I could have had 100% more fun jerking off at home, and been 80 bucks richer. I would absolutely under no circumstances ever see this girl again, and I would recommend you not see her either. A total attitude adjustment may change my mind but I don't see that happening anytime soon. Stay away.

[TheEndlessEdge]

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...ds-22/17681709

Looks like she's back posting ads again. Heavily tempted to check her out after talking to her, although her rate of 250 is somewhat pricey compared to most. If the service is worth it I'll be all for it.

[WhoreMoan]

I think that it's this one.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...re-24/17805479

I think those are 2 different chicks.

[Raider1687]

But I'm glad I waited. She posted an ad with this picture. I'm guessing her other pics are old and this is recent. I know this isn't a board for assumptions, but she looks a little thicker in the middle, maybe too many cheeseburgers?

I hear ya, but I am thinking I could easily still work with that. I just tried her again and she is responding now. Seems legit, but our schedules are not lining up for when I will be in Cleveland this weekend.

[DrGrayGhost]

I threw out a few texts and no response. I think she is pretty hot, maybe somebody else has something.

But I'm glad I waited. She posted an ad with this picture. I'm guessing her other pics are old and this is recent. I know this isn't a board for assumptions, but she looks a little thicker in the middle, maybe too many cheeseburgers?

[Raider1687]

Any word on this young lady?

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...32-20/18004322

I threw out a few texts and no response. I think she is pretty hot, maybe somebody else has something.