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[Raider1687]

TOFTT and dreamt of Ashely. This girl is TALENTED and FUN. Liked her a lot. Couple of rules, CBJ and no daty, but she is super cute, kisses, does any position you want and has a great attitude. 2 hr was $$. 5 and I had a great time and would repeat. The CBJ feels like there isn't a cover, she actually gives a phenomenal hand job and she has one of the best asses I have seen. Not to hard, not too soft, just perfect!! Pictures are up to date and completely accurate. She is a great looking girl that really tries to make you happy! Gorgeous face, great legs, sexy ass, sweet be tits and smells great. Wears a dress and heels and all gives you a full session down to the minute and doesn't rush at all. What more can you ask? CBJ, LFK, FIV, Asian CG and RCG, K9 and spoon and anything else I could think of. One of my favorite experiences in the game, great to talk to, took a few pictures and just made it fun. Great girl! Can't wait to see her again.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...al-20/18156385

[LonelyGuy1976]

Has anyone her seen this person? If so what did you think? Her reviews are mixed.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...pm-35/17849415

Mixed reviews will get you mixed results.

[CrySail]

Has anyone her seen this person? If so what did you think? Her reviews are mixed.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...pm-35/17849415

[Member #5950]

Those building inspectors at the Sun must have been packing some serious heat to scare you like they did. That was a close one.

It was not building inspectors at the SUN BAA, it was one of our own poster here who was played a practical joke at Tiger. I guess you are * backwards.

[LonelyGuy1976]

I agree. I prefer brunettes by far, but I got Shanghai'd on this one. However, on the other review site I was sent a PM by a guy who says that Brandy and Gina pull the old switcheroo and don't tell you. The bottom right pic in the ad link I posted is actually the girl I saw, but she has a fucked up face now. Apparently, according to this guy, that is Gina and Brandy is way better and actually delivers. I am planning a little settle-the-score with this little shit now that all the cards are on the table. I saw her little boyfriend, but he didn't see me, or that I'm twice is size, so no worries there. I'm going to set up another visit, and go show up just to waste her fucking time like she did with me. If I can keep her from making some cash while missing out on my money AND a couple others at the same time, then I will be happy. It's been a long time since I was ripped off, and I'm not happy about it. So if any of you are considering seeing the real Brandy, good luck. I'll let you know once I get them sorted out. Meanwhile, if you see the girl on the bottom right pic when you go to see Brandy, go in and get comfortable, use the bathroom for a couple minutes, hang out and chat, and then tell her you forgot your money in the car and leave, just to waste her time like she was about to do with yours. Stupid ****.

There is plenty about her on this board. It's just hard to follow because she might be on her fifth name now. I saw her when she first popped up and somebody gave a good, spot on, at the time, review. I had a similar experience as the reviewer and even repeated. But just as the other reviewer ended up posting subsequent visits went downhill. BackAgain I even told your alter ego to check her out before I had the bad times with her and you were looking for something new. Her ads used to say she was Arabic. I tried to tell you her body was smoking but you thought from her pics she was bigger than she is. Anyway, it seems you missed the boat on getting a good time when she was still providing them.

This might be the third time I've had to bring up the history of this chick. She is definitely good at bouncing around. I bet the real pics disappear soon.

[BackAgainAhole]

If you go look at my reviews on that oThER site, you will see I'm no beginner to this. Not to mention with my previous 2 accounts on this site I have made over 800 posts, so as much as I appreciate your advice, I am well versed in the hobby. I have / had many regulars, but just like anything else, they only last for so long and eventually every one of them has their issues. Whether or not you choose to tolerate or be a part of said issues will dictate how long you are willing to stick with these providers. I used to see a popular blonde, heavily tattooed, sweetheart of a girl about 2 times a week for 6 months or more. She is still working and doing her thing, but she pissed me off a couple times. See, I don't have unrealistic expectations of a regular girl, but I refuse to lower mine to the point of being run around, blown off, stood up, or blatantly lied to about things that I feel are important. This is never a relationship, per se, but there is SOME form of relationship you build with a regular girl that includes trust. At least it does for me, and I don't mean the kind of trust you have with a GF, I mean provider trust. Anyway, my definition of it doesn't matter, the point is finding a legit, GOOD, long term girl in this hobby is nearly impossible unless you want to spend a whole lot more than me, and I promise you that would be a LOT. I have probably fucked away a house at this point in my life, or definitely a nice car or two, so I'm not going to deal with excessive bullshit, I just find a new one. The part that really cracks me up is when I have had a good one, and then THEY want to get an attitude about some dumb shit like they can afford to just piss off regular customers because they don't need the money. Riiiight. You don't need the money. That's why you still live in that shitty basement one room "apartment" with a different dude every other week while you pretend you aren't on drugs (and you do a pretty good job) yet you post ads every day to get more money because you obviously still don't have any. See where this is going? And if you have "never had to worry" about a gun or your wallet, then you haven't been doing this very long or you haven't seen very many girls.

I heard Lea kicked you to the curb.

[BackAgainAhole]

Which is precisely why I am always overly cautious, if there is such a thing. I ask every girl every time if we will be alone, and I make it clear to them that if I even get a feeling of someone else in the place, I'm out. I always take a tour, make them open doors, etc to see who I am potentially dealing with. If a girl has multiple reviews that say there is someone else in the house but they are never a problem, I'll trust that typically but it is never my first option. In this case, it was a small room and very obvious upon entering that the door was closed. I never even shut the entry door and fully entered the room because I saw that bathroom door shut. Anyone can be hiding anywhere at anytime, which is one of the risks of this hobby, but I believe that if you play your cards right, you cut your chances of that down by about 99%. Either way, he better hope he has at least one gun in his hand if he surprises me during a visit, because he's going to need it.

Those building inspectors at the Sun must have been packing some serious heat to scare you like they did. That was a close one.

[Dstngshdlst]

Does anyone know what's up with Asmoth's Melissa? I have called her a few different times. She never picks up, and her voicemail is full. I really want to see her.

[Dstngshdlst]

Sorry I haven't posted lately. My absence here hasn't coincided with an absence in the hobby, so I have a few reports for you guys. From worst to best:

#1 Kendra.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...ls-21/18311944

Connection: None, TOFTT.

Location: Eastside near Cleveland Hts.

Admission: $.

Atmosphere: Shitty motel in a shitty neighborhood.

Clothing: Casual.

Ethnicity: Caucasian.

Appearance: Early-mid 20's BBW, 5'4', big tits.

Hygiene: Not freshly showered, and not hygienic "down there".

Specifics:

She seemed a bit out of it and really passive which made me wonder if she was on something at the time. Definitely not GFE by any means, Polite, but also didn't seem into it even when making convo. Everything was covered, and her performance was lackluster. Left the session feeling disgusted. Do not recommend.

#2: Tiffany.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...35-35/18086058

Connection: None.

Location: Hotel near airport.

Admission: $.

Atmosphere: Decent cheap motel. Room wasn't messy nor smelly.

Clothing: Casual.

Ethnicity: Caucasian.

Appearance: Mid-30's BBW, black hair, some tattoos, huge tits.

Hygiene: hygienic.

Specifics:

She was a nice lady, didn't have a problem making convo, but as far as the services go she certainly sees it as strictly a job. She told me she was mostly a BJ woman when we first got to it. I rolled my eyes and told her I would give her a little bit more money to hit it. She obliged and went at it covered. Wasn't very responsive. Nice woman, but your money is better spent elsewhere.

#3 Mz Mya.

Her BP ads have been deleted, but this is her:http://escortphonesearch.com/216-438-1510/.

Connection: None.

Location: Nice airport-area motel.

Admission: $.

Atmosphere: Nice place, nice room.

Clothing: Nitie.

Ethnicity: AA.

Appearance: Mid-20's AA woman, nice body, nice tits & ass.

Hygiene: hygienic.

Specifics:

I was put at ease by her friendly demeanor. She is really nice, and seemed sober. Everything is covered, but she still gave a nice CBJ / HJ (almost thought I would bust for a second). We did it missionary and doggy. Chatted a little bit before I went on my way. Nice woman, good location, and good service.

[BabaBooeyTou]

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...ve-18/18302608

Looks cute, and seems super new. I texted her, she hosts at her own place and does outcalls. Very friendly texter and for some reason I could tell it was her texting and not a handler. She said 18 year old chick stuff like awe dangit. I was hoping she was west, I was going to go check it out and report back. But a little too far away. She said she's by "Garfield and Turny" I'm not sure if those are roads or what, I asked if she lived in Garfield hts, she said yes and she can give me the address if I'm headed over. Seems legit and would be great if one of you guys already caught her before she started posting up on BP or recognized her from somewhere else. I'll take the plunge soon.

[Ebauche]

No, this one used to be called LaLa, nothing to write home about.

LaLa?

Or Lola?

[Member #5950]

Searching for the best oral talent in town? Any recommendations for a true artist? Deep specialist?

You're going to have to drive 30 miles South to a little town called Akron and look up Fun Ali. She is a total cock worshipper. Other than that I would recommend Noel or Lauren (if she's still doing her nuru massage).

[BackAgain]

You need to lay off the blondes my brother.

I agree. I prefer brunettes by far, but I got Shanghai'd on this one. However, on the other review site I was sent a PM by a guy who says that Brandy and Gina pull the old switcheroo and don't tell you. The bottom right pic in the ad link I posted is actually the girl I saw, but she has a fucked up face now. Apparently, according to this guy, that is Gina and Brandy is way better and actually delivers. I am planning a little settle-the-score with this little shit now that all the cards are on the table. I saw her little boyfriend, but he didn't see me, or that I'm twice is size, so no worries there. I'm going to set up another visit, and go show up just to waste her fucking time like she did with me. If I can keep her from making some cash while missing out on my money AND a couple others at the same time, then I will be happy. It's been a long time since I was ripped off, and I'm not happy about it. So if any of you are considering seeing the real Brandy, good luck. I'll let you know once I get them sorted out. Meanwhile, if you see the girl on the bottom right pic when you go to see Brandy, go in and get comfortable, use the bathroom for a couple minutes, hang out and chat, and then tell her you forgot your money in the car and leave, just to waste her time like she was about to do with yours. Stupid ****.

[BackAgain]

http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...if-41/15303378

There is nothing "cougar" about this woman. She's in her 40's, and very friendly, but stays in shitty motels with her black bf (who never seems to be a problem). Gives a decent BJ at a decent rate. Saw her twice a couple years ago because she was close and convenient. Will not repeat.

[BackAgain]

See post #1828 in the Escort Reports thread. I've always followed the philosophy of "find a winner and stick with her to the bitter end" This has its risks too when the provider is all of a sudden gone unless you have a Plan B readily available. However, I've never had to worry about being robbed at gunpoint or having my wallet lifted and I've always known what I'm going to get. I think the best practice is having a 2 or 3 provider rotation if you can get it setup which I don't have the luxury of being able to do that.

If you go look at my reviews on that oThER site, you will see I'm no beginner to this. Not to mention with my previous 2 accounts on this site I have made over 800 posts, so as much as I appreciate your advice, I am well versed in the hobby. I have / had many regulars, but just like anything else, they only last for so long and eventually every one of them has their issues. Whether or not you choose to tolerate or be a part of said issues will dictate how long you are willing to stick with these providers. I used to see a popular blonde, heavily tattooed, sweetheart of a girl about 2 times a week for 6 months or more. She is still working and doing her thing, but she pissed me off a couple times. See, I don't have unrealistic expectations of a regular girl, but I refuse to lower mine to the point of being run around, blown off, stood up, or blatantly lied to about things that I feel are important. This is never a relationship, per se, but there is SOME form of relationship you build with a regular girl that includes trust. At least it does for me, and I don't mean the kind of trust you have with a GF, I mean provider trust. Anyway, my definition of it doesn't matter, the point is finding a legit, GOOD, long term girl in this hobby is nearly impossible unless you want to spend a whole lot more than me, and I promise you that would be a LOT. I have probably fucked away a house at this point in my life, or definitely a nice car or two, so I'm not going to deal with excessive bullshit, I just find a new one. The part that really cracks me up is when I have had a good one, and then THEY want to get an attitude about some dumb shit like they can afford to just piss off regular customers because they don't need the money. Riiiight. You don't need the money. That's why you still live in that shitty basement one room "apartment" with a different dude every other week while you pretend you aren't on drugs (and you do a pretty good job) yet you post ads every day to get more money because you obviously still don't have any. See where this is going? And if you have "never had to worry" about a gun or your wallet, then you haven't been doing this very long or you haven't seen very many girls.