Massage Parlor Reports

[Ronnor]

Oh Grasshopper it's on the menu if the timing and the right one crosses ones path, just have to try. I have been surprised before.

Well, aren't you being coy? Speaking of coy, I suddenly have the urge for a Koi taco!

[XHippie]

I just don't understand any of this! Are you guys talking in some sort of code?

Just sayin some like to eat before they exercise but with all the Covid 19 thing going on the restaurant business just ain't offering much on the menu not to mention most waitresses are so so or laid off. A lot of customers have either gone on a diet or getting take out, some just have the full course meal delivered to their door. Be careful with the street vendors though could catch something these days. Those 24 hour joints are nice or if you have plenty in the fridge at home, wake up 3:00 in the morning and whoa what's this well if you insist, or ahhh breakfast in bed.
Ok MD that's all I'll say for now, no code just jabbering.

[BlkScorpio]

I just don't understand any of this! Are you guys talking in some sort of code?

Tossed salad=licking ass.

[MD Bellamy]

If I had a nickel for every Asian salad I've tossed. I'd still be broke since it costs me a buck fifty!

I just don't understand any of this! Are you guys talking in some sort of code?

[Ronnor]

Tossed Asian Salad is my summertime favorite if the veggies are nice and fresh.

If I had a nickel for every Asian salad I've tossed. I'd still be broke since it costs me a buck fifty!

[Derpin123]

I need me some Asian sweet buns asap. If anyone has advice pm me please. I don't post often but this is a need.

[Donatello]

Oh Grasshopper it's on the menu if the timing and the right one crosses ones path, just have to try. I have been surprised before.

Thank you! I will surely keep my eyes peeled. And speaking of "peeled" I have suddenly have a craving for Bang Bang Shrimp!

[XHippie]

You're a wise one, XHippie, and must be luckier than me. I'm often stuck finding nearly expired veggies. I'd go for a Tossed Asian Salad DAILY if I knew where to get the freshest and ripest!

Oh Grasshopper it's on the menu if the timing and the right one crosses ones path, just have to try. I have been surprised before.

[Donatello]

Tossed Asian Salad is my summertime favorite if the veggies are nice and fresh.

You're a wise one, XHippie, and must be luckier than me. I'm often stuck finding nearly expired veggies. I'd go for a Tossed Asian Salad DAILY if I knew where to get the freshest and ripest!

[XHippie]

I miss the old YWCA off Oberlin road, they had the best food. I mean nothing beat dining at the Y.

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Tossed Asian Salad is my summertime favorite if the veggies are nice and fresh.

[Skillet]

I miss the old YWCA off Oberlin road, they had the best food. I mean nothing beat dining at the Y.

Excellent Donatello and I do recall that Brown Jumbo Shrimp was for those girls who prefer seafood over chicken or beef.

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[Purple45]

I know last week their Asian Special was Pad Thai. I got the FS (Full-Size) I didn't ask what the B or J sizes were. Hope this helps the newbs.

Excellent Donatello and I do recall that Brown Jumbo Shrimp was for those girls who prefer seafood over chicken or beef.

[Donatello]

I know last week their Asian Special was Pad Thai. I got the FS (Full-Size) I didn't ask what the B or J sizes were. Hope this helps the newbs.

Walk into any Massage Envy and ask for the Asian special. As you can see from my many posts on the subject, it works for me.

What does FS & Bjs stand for?

Anyone know any parlors that offer this in the Raleigh cary area?

[Ronnor]

Anyone know any AMPs in the area that offer FS or BJ?

Walk into any Massage Envy and ask for the Asian special. As you can see from my many posts on the subject, it works for me.

[XHippie]

Some places have a rotation and you don't know who you're going to get till you're in the room. One particular visit, I must have drew the runt of the litter. Not a looker at all and a little thick too. The massage was alright but I was hating myself for stopping in. Then came the tease and what a tease it was! Very through and no rush to flip. When it was time to flip, the goodness continued. No hurry to pump and hands were caressing the thighs, the perineum and the boys. Well, excellent hand shake and she completely surprised me when I had mentally wrote her off during the massage. You just never know and I left happy.

You are absolutely right about never prejudge. Some of you probably remember Lucy from number 0001 on JJ's list. Lucy was 40 ish a little over weight and had been hit in the face with the ugly stick. Lucy gave a pretty good massage and was as sweet and caring as you could want I really liked her. I had many visits with her because I use to like to get a half hour massage on my lunch break to relieve some mental stress and they weren't that far from were I worked. On about my 3rd encounter with sweet Lucy she was stroking as usual then she just dove in and popped that dick in her mouth like she hadn't sucked one in years. She he actually gave some pretty good head. Needles to say for some reason she didn't seem quite as bad looking when I walked in the door each time. Yep don't count the ugly ones out you would be surprised what they are craving as well. Sorry Lucy moved to NY to be closer to her family.