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08-22-19 17:22 #8932
Posts: 507Tell us
How you really feel! LOL Hilarious. Thanks for the heads up. You should unblock her just to see her responses! Oh and $130 is not bad. I've lost more than that in one fell swoop. "salt shaker" that's epic!
Originally Posted by Dasalt [View Original Post]
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08-22-19 15:17 #8931
Posts: 52Looks like timing is everything
Hey there XHippie.
Sorry to hear about the experience. Looks like timing is everything.
- Tork.
Originally Posted by XHippie [View Original Post]
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08-22-19 06:11 #8930
Posts: 1497Originally Posted by Pgrandis54 [View Original Post]
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08-22-19 01:46 #8929
Posts: 199Leesa aka Miss NJ Trailerpark Massage Queen of 1978
I actually saw this sawed off chunk of confusion in Fort Mill, SC a few weeks ago. Was there for a work thing and ended up with this crazy broad jerking my Salt shaker. Saw she was in town so I decided to warn my fellow RDU monger brothers.
And if you are reading this Leesa, good luck remembering your unlucky victims from three weeks ago. I have blocked your number so you don't need to call. Here is a hint: Tall, short gray hair, mustache, and you commented on the size of 'little Salt Shaker'.
https://escortalligator.com.raleigh....6575453/durham#.
https://sweetmaturity.wordpress.com/my-information/
Xxx-xxx-0606 Is the last four of the real phone number.
Xxx-xxx-4567 Is the last four of the fake phone number she has in the ads. You can search Listcrawler for that.
First, a passage from her oh so well designed Website.
" AT THIS STAGE IN MY LIFE, I HAVE EXPERIENCED SEVERAL EROTIC THINGS. MORE THAN I EVER THOUGHT I WOULD. I'M OPENMINDED. I'M MATURE! I KNOW WHAT I ENJOY, WHAT I STILL DO AND WHAT I WON'T DO EVER AGAIN.
I ALSO KNOW AND UNDERSTAND MEN AND THEIR DESIRES. WILL I DISCUSS THINGS, TO AN EXTENT, YES.
I'M A LADY NOT A STUPID NAIVE YOUNG PROVIDER WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHAT SAFETY MEANS.
A SMART AND SAFE PROVIDER DOES NOT OFFER SHORT SERVICES. ONLY HARD UP HOOKERS, SCAMMERS AND UNDERCOVER COPS DO THAT."
OK so I have weird taste. I am attracted to "Small BBW's with big knockers for titty fucking". And well, she was the first one to respond.
Going to Sergio Leone style on this one: Good, Bad and ugly!
Good: Easy to set appointment. But in retrospect that was likely due to the fact that she is unlikely to have a lot of repeat customers. Titties are large, firm, and she does not mind a good old Russian dressing applied to them.
Bad: Her face could stop a clock. Plain as homemade lye soap as my grandma used to say. The photos are a bit deceptive as they are nit current and are from flattering angles. She is a bit more 'dumpy' that curvy. When I commented on her sort of plain jane Wordpress site she told me she was also a professional web designer and that she only did massage to earn 'extra' money for her retirement. I feel so bad for her clients. Who wants a site with all those giant, very bossy comments. "THIS WEBSITE IS EXTREMELY INFORMATIVE". Made me think of the Daliks in Dr. Who. And the entire bloody page is in ALL CAPS!
Ugly: No BJ's. And was really snotty about it when I asked as she was about to drown my wang in lotion for Operation Bad Handjob. Oh BTW Wordpress Designer of the Day, that lotion is NOT scent free. Smelled like an old woman's handbag. And you need to do a better job of getting as much of it off at the end. My crotch was sort of red and itchy after that crap dried on my skin.
But truly the one thing that you could not avoid if you tried with this harlot they ran out of the trailer park js the goddamn incessant and insane talking. She talked about:
Her husbands.
Sister.
How any girl that would blow ya is a *****.
Her son.
His wife.
The time she went to California.
Living in Florida.
You could literally write anything in this list and you would have a good chance of her having discussed it.
And then the dirty talk while she was doing the greasy pole pull and then the titfuck. OMG. All over the place, no rhyme or reason, lots of talk about 'Imagine you are doing this to my sopping wet pussy' and that sort of thing. BUT all done at the same loud, annoying volume and tone of voice as the never ending psycho babble bipolar bullshit she has been carrying on for the last 45 minutes.
If you rub warm greasy tits up and down on my junk for long enough I will eventually ejaculate regardless of what you are talking about to me. So finally I spewed out a salted vanilla cream shot and that was that.
So in summary; a rude little NJ chunklet rubbed smelly lotion on me and gave me a half hearted Russian while talking too damn loud, too damn much, about too damn much bullshit. And I paid $130 for the privilege. Hey you can not win them all!
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08-21-19 21:40 #8928
Posts: 10Originally Posted by Pgrandis54 [View Original Post]Originally Posted by XHippie [View Original Post]
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08-21-19 18:38 #8927
Posts: 1497Originally Posted by KeyOfgMinor [View Original Post]
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08-21-19 16:20 #8926
Posts: 94Good massage only
Originally Posted by KeyOfgMinor [View Original Post]
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08-20-19 22:56 #8925
Posts: 10Non-HE, minimal draping massage?
Anyone know of a place that does non-HE massages but also allows you to be nude? I just want a nice full body massage without the risks associated with HE places.
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08-19-19 17:55 #8924
Posts: 289Jasmine
Mutual touch? Nursing of the twins?
Originally Posted by Sorinex [View Original Post]
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08-19-19 16:16 #8923
Posts: 92Jasmine Thai
https://raleigh.rubratings.com/123877
Jasmine is also the same as Nami. I am partial to short dark-haired girls, especially Asians and Latina, that are clean and have their shit together (no more dirty junkies). Jasmine / Nami checked all these boxes. By the way, don't try to contact Jasmine and Nami at the same time. She'll think that you're bombarding providers and won't reply back to you.
A cute curvy Asian chick came to let me in the back door of her apartment. Great personality; felt relaxed and comfortable from the jump. Her apartment was spotless and lights were dim and candles were everywhere. Her massage room was super Zen and better than 99% of legit massage therapist that I've seen. Her massage skills were great and actually the best Glute massage I've ever had. She had a lot of sex appeal and had me rockhard for the full hour. I'm definitely going back.
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08-18-19 22:35 #8922
Posts: 62Originally Posted by XHippie [View Original Post]
After the PD blues with the place in Apex, Green Apple became my favorite and had some great times there. Best PM sessions ever with Monica, and one of the most intense DATY session w / the tall K girl.
Up until 6 or 9 months ago this place was a "place of last resort", however there has been some nice new talent. Although still a revolving door. Worst experience: Horrible / Mechanical rub and a even worse tug from fat girl less interested than my ex-wife. Best experience, totally out of nowhere FS from a girl that hadn't done the deed in 5 months and we just hit it off. However, average experience is an "OK looking" and fit girl that wants $60 for a standard finish. Might let you tweak their nipples at most.
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08-17-19 19:43 #8921
Posts: 1497Asia Remedy Durham
Been awhile since I been there, been reading some positive reviews. I checked it out. While I'm in the room I heard at least 2 or 3 different voices (employees) place was busy today door constantly dinging. Unfortunately I drew a DUD. Skinny average looks guessing late 40's good English bla bla attitude. On a scale of 1 to 10. Massage 4, looks 3 no ass no tits, Nicely Dressed 1 like she was getting ready to do laundry then hit the couch to watch TV, allow touching A BIG FAT 0, sensual skills 0, menu what menu? HJ skills a 2 my dick got more action me shaking the piss off. I could tell about 25 minutes ito the session oh boy this is just going to be a place to relax and catch a nap. Flip time LOL it was like she was reading from a script quoting her price terms. I put an end to that and said a flat rate. Then her true skills or lack of started to show. I mean she really was a sweet lady but no experience. She's the skinny one shoulder length hair full lips husky voice probably a smoker. I'm sure there's more fun there to visit even their voices through the walls sounded younger than what I had which I’m assuming are the ones I read some decent reviews about. And no I didn't pop she just wasn't doing it for me, it happens make the donation to support your local AMP and move on.
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08-17-19 10:47 #8920
Posts: 1650Re
Originally Posted by Prurient6 [View Original Post]
Obvious entrapment but after your pic is posted and you lost your significant other and job it doesn't really matter.
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08-17-19 03:15 #8919
Posts: 246Originally Posted by Pubb69 [View Original Post]
"During the operation, undercover deputies answered ads posted by suspects.
A location was selected as a meet point. After the meeting, suspects made agreements to perform sexual acts for money, the sheriff's office said. " _A_f_t_e_r_ the meeting?
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08-16-19 14:10 #8918
Posts: 1650Re
Originally Posted by XHippie [View Original Post]