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10-31-22 09:52 #7352
Posts: 183Fantastic translation sir.
If I may add to the your fine list.
Height / Weight posted in CM / KG: I am a scammer, likely a male and outside the USA.
Location: Posted as a state or "where you want me to be" and not a specific city: I'm selling content, promoting my Only Fans, or a male in another country looking for a deposit. OR I want to send you text with a link to install a virus or malware on your phone.
Originally Posted by OjiTripleOg [View Original Post]
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10-30-22 22:27 #7351
Posts: 26Saw this posted in another city, too funny not to share.
STG / Listcrawler translation guide.
Translation Codes for STG Ads:
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, sometimes fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie, often fat.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist or hopeful you're a dumbass.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and finish early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
Know my worth: actually knows less of her worth than the other girls gulping shlong for money and accept it.
DDF: User, usually heroin.
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10-30-22 10:29 #7350
Posts: 34Sno Moni
WARNING: Took 1 for the team, finally lined up with Sno Moni, YEPP, just as I thought, its not the girl in tha pics, you've been WARNED my brothers!
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10-28-22 11:44 #7349
Posts: 714Winter
https://fayetteville-nc.skipthegames...s/594749529596
Always wanted to sample her but couldn't get it to line up. Sent a text and at first it was quick response but the I thought she ghosted me. I found out why once I got to her place. She was high as a rocket ship! Paid a Benjamin and asked if I wanted music, found out that's how she watches time. Her pics match for somewhat. Got a belly that could be mistaken for being prego. Didn't ask but has big tits and very sensitive with them. Started out with BBBJ which was good but didn't last long cause she pulled the cover out and popped it on. She climbs on and says her knees aren't good but she can bounce which she started and then got tired. She tells me get on top and I declined and moved her to k9. Pretty nice view and no smell which is always nice! I start out slow and she tells me no to go so deep so of course on the next thrust I'm tryin to push her guts together as I pick up speed. She then tells me I need to hurry up and cum! Huh? So I smack her ass and go faster as she places her hand behind her to I guess brace for impact. I hate that and I tell her to finish me in her mouth and she obliged. UNTIL song 3 was done. She stops and tells me not to jerk off before see her next time. Told her I hadn't and she said she was done and starts to get dressed. She then tells me next time we will play with her roommate next time. Never saw her, was just so disappointed and left. Not sure if she's different when she's sober but I won't be repeating and can cross her off my list but as always YMMV. 0.
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10-28-22 10:01 #7348
Posts: 13Originally Posted by CandyDada [View Original Post]
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10-28-22 09:19 #7347
Posts: 714Taylor
The only 2 NO-tels that did house her put her out cause of BD issues and other family members. Not to mention her as well.
Originally Posted by MegaWattMaker [View Original Post]
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10-28-22 09:09 #7346
Posts: 640Originally Posted by MailMan69 [View Original Post]
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10-28-22 01:47 #7345
Posts: 89Originally Posted by ClientNum1 [View Original Post]
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10-27-22 21:33 #7344
Posts: 50Lola Bunny
I know Lola has been reviewed here but I haven't seen anything recently. However, within the past several days, I was able to connect with her and book a session. When I saw her in person, I realized that I had seen her in Raleigh several years back. But she was way slimmer then. She's tall and thicker now but still has a cute face. She also still plays a good trumpet and that big backside is always ready for a good drumming. I don't think she recognized me but she didn't rush or seem to be in a hurry which was great! She's just real hard to get a hold but once you can connect, it will be a decent experience.
Just my. 02 cents.
Safe Hunting!
https://fayetteville-nc.skipthegames...y/271377656960
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10-27-22 14:01 #7343
Posts: 714Quality vs mileage
If you're just looking for a BBBJ then hit up the lollipop specialist or her BBW roommate. Unless you've got to take a trip down south then hit her up but she got ran out of Laurinburg if that gives you an idea.
Originally Posted by CandyDada [View Original Post]
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10-27-22 11:51 #7342
Posts: 92Originally Posted by MrMayhem23 [View Original Post]
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10-27-22 09:21 #7341
Posts: 640Originally Posted by ClientNum1 [View Original Post]
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10-26-22 22:30 #7340
Posts: 82Damn
Originally Posted by MailMan69 [View Original Post]
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10-26-22 18:52 #7339
Posts: 282Ashley
Originally Posted by Aeon40 [View Original Post]
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10-26-22 17:51 #7338
Posts: 50Originally Posted by Rtm4561 [View Original Post]