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  1. #18734

    Now that is funny and true LOL

    Now that is funny and true LOL.

  2. #18733

    Lol!

    Quote Originally Posted by HookyPooky  [View Original Post]
    Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

    Curvy: Fat.

    Thick: Fat.

    Juicy: Fat.

    MILF: Old and fat.

    Petite: Short and fat.

    Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

    BBW: Impossibly fat.

    Snow Bunny: White.

    Mixed: Black..
    Great post. Nothing else to add. Mic drop.

  3. #18732

    Sammy Summers

    Finally caught up with Sammy again. She is a fun girl. She is only doing car dates at the moment which is not really my thing, but for her, I decided to green light it. Glad I did.

    Found a semi private spot in a mall parking lot. BBBJ, CG, K9.

    The adrenaline rush of cars driving by and pulling into the parking lot, made the experience really exciting. Good conversation before and after. She is definitely a pleaser.

  4. #18731

    Statement from working girl

    This may not count because you won't see this on an ad.

    Working girl to monger - "I will always make time for you" actually means "Thank you for the good reviews but I now have plenty of fuck buddies. Go the fuck away and find another girl."

    Quote Originally Posted by HookyPooky  [View Original Post]
    Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

    Curvy: Fat.

    Thick: Fat.

    Juicy: Fat.

    MILF: Old and fat.

    Petite: Short and fat.

    Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

    BBW: Impossibly fat.

    Snow Bunny: White.

    Mixed: Black.

    Exotic: Black..

  5. #18730
    Quote Originally Posted by HookyPooky  [View Original Post]
    Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

    Curvy: Fat.

    Thick: Fat.

    Juicy: Fat.

    MILF: Old and fat.

    Petite: Short and fat.

    Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

    BBW: Impossibly fat.

    Snow Bunny: White.

    Mixed: Black.

    Exotic: Black.

    From the Islands: Black.

    Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

    No AA: My pimp is black.

    Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

    I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

    Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

    Squirter: I'll piss on you.

    Party Friendly: Junkie.

    Spinner: Usually junkie.

    Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

    Deposit Required: Scam artist.

    Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

    Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

    Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

    My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

    Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

    No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

    I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

    Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

    No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
    Got Dam! This is funny.

  6. #18729
    What's the damage?

    Quote Originally Posted by WolfHunter96  [View Original Post]
    Times are tough so decided to venture out and find a new one to add to my list. She posts under several names so listed the all.

    https://charlotte.skipthegames.com/f...t/818518915154

    Seen her three times now, each gets better. She's spinner for sure, but seems to have had some rough times. No handler seen, but still be careful.

    DFK, BBBJ, 69, DATY, multi positions all on the menu. More sensual than most out there, which is needed to get jr up and running.

    Will repeat in a pinch. Said she was splitting room with a girl friend, might have to see if both want to play together.

  7. #18728

    Sammy

    Quote Originally Posted by Justin12  [View Original Post]
    I'm glad she like me we had a awesome session but she's not all the hype I don't get it she just a average date like most. She a little skinny chick decent BBBJ tight stuff but she let ya pound long as she can. Hit me up several times I meant to go back but never made it and now she's being made into the best thing sense May West LOL I don't see the hype.
    I was thinking the exact same thing. I've seen her numerous times over 3 years but most recently 2 weeks ago. She's put on a little weight and her breast have gotten a little bigger, but to me she is average in looks and service. She is not a favorite of mine but just a change of scenery.

  8. #18727
    Quote Originally Posted by MachoManny  [View Original Post]
    Good to see you Ray hope you been doing well and staying safe. Sammy posts on STG but pulls her ads fast and doesn't post a million times a day like some girls do. She is worth the visit and will be a much better experience for you than Courtney was if you stay persistent. She also definitely will not send you to a different house. Hope this helps and good luck with your pursuit.
    Most insightful post 😄.

  9. #18726
    Quote Originally Posted by HookyPooky  [View Original Post]
    Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

    Curvy: Fat.

    Thick: Fat.

    Juicy: Fat.

    MILF: Old and fat.

    Petite: Short and fat.

    Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

    BBW: Impossibly fat.

    Snow Bunny: White.

    Mixed: Black.

    Exotic: Black.

    From the Islands: Black.

    Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

    No AA: My pimp is black.

    Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

    I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

    Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

    Squirter: I'll piss on you.

    Party Friendly: Junkie.

    Spinner: Usually junkie.

    Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

    Deposit Required: Scam artist.

    Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

    Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

    Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

    My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

    Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

    No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

    I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

    Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

    No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
    Snowbunny = white, but hangs with a black pimp and is well-versed in ebonics.

  10. #18725

    For NEWBIES reading ads

    Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

    Curvy: Fat.

    Thick: Fat.

    Juicy: Fat.

    MILF: Old and fat.

    Petite: Short and fat.

    Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

    BBW: Impossibly fat.

    Snow Bunny: White.

    Mixed: Black.

    Exotic: Black.

    From the Islands: Black.

    Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

    No AA: My pimp is black.

    Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

    I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

    Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

    Squirter: I'll piss on you.

    Party Friendly: Junkie.

    Spinner: Usually junkie.

    Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

    Deposit Required: Scam artist.

    Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

    Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

    Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

    My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

    Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

    No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

    I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

    Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

    No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

  11. #18724

    Sammy Summers

    Quote Originally Posted by SunRay28  [View Original Post]
    Link please?
    Good to see you Ray hope you been doing well and staying safe. Sammy posts on STG but pulls her ads fast and doesn't post a million times a day like some girls do. She is worth the visit and will be a much better experience for you than Courtney was if you stay persistent. She also definitely will not send you to a different house. Hope this helps and good luck with your pursuit.

  12. #18723

    Hope for the near future

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMechanik365  [View Original Post]
    Agreed. Tryst is my new go to for anything new. I do have 5 regulars that keep me occupied and thank goodness, because this hobby is absolutely terrible right now. Most of the sites are filled with junkies and or scammers.
    Charlotte and the surrounding area are quickly growing to the point that it will be more like Atlanta in 10 yrs. This is good and bad of course. Good side being that we will hopefully get some fresh talent that is of a higher caliber than what you see in many of the STG ads. At least, here is hoping. Knowing my luck I'll stroke out right as it starts to get good; hopefully with a young hot thing riding me to the grave!

  13. #18722
    Quote Originally Posted by GoodTimes35  [View Original Post]
    Anyone seen or have any info on this one. Been posting a while but never sent any reports.

    https://charlotte.skipthegames.com/f...e/144341798064
    I saw her at a apartment last year she was't using those pix the pix were way more flattering. It was a chick outside who more favored the pix I got happy then she came outside to get me and wow I wanted to leave. Went up stairs and she was rushing she did BBBJ some and got on her knees the box was ok but she was rushing I bust fast never contact her again.

  14. #18721

    Info

    Anyone seen or have any info on this one. Been posting a while but never sent any reports.

    https://charlotte.skipthegames.com/f...e/144341798064

  15. #18720

    Sammy Hype

    Quote Originally Posted by MachoManny  [View Original Post]
    You are a lucky man. Sammy is awesome and I know her screening is tough because she doesn't like seeing old geezers. She told me clearly she needs to have an attraction to you in order for her to enjoy the session. I fully understand.
    I'm glad she like me we had a awesome session but she's not all the hype I don't get it she just a average date like most. She a little skinny chick decent BBBJ tight stuff but she let ya pound long as she can. Hit me up several times I meant to go back but never made it and now she's being made into the best thing sense May West LOL I don't see the hype.

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