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[Joeblowjr]

Sorry if you took it personally, Joe. My post was quoting a popular comedian. It was not directed at this girl in particular. It was meant to be funny, not an insult.

However. I consider a MILF over 30 - like Stifler's Mom. I have happily boned many 20-somethings who have kids. It seems you can't find a girl over 18 in this area without them -.

Still I don't consider them MILFs.

Fair enough, clearly I took it as a shot directed at Claudia. I try to keep it accurate with reviews, if she's good I'll say so and if she's bad I'll lay out the reasons why. TBH, I just think of them as women, the whole acronym thing is a creation of the porn industry, I only used that term with her, to point out that without info from other guys about her, I would have though she was 18 or 19 and never had a kid. Didn't see any this trip but some girls wear "fake braces", pink or blue for $10, they stick them on to look younger and more innocent. Actually quite amusing as Dominicans have some of the straightest, even teeth around.

However I am calibrated to international standards, and these women often have a kid by age 16 or earlier, a Catholic culture where a girl is more ashamed to be seen buying condoms than being pregnant and unwed. The cycle continues so that if her daughter then has a kid at 16 she is now a grandmother, another created term- GILF (grannies have zero appeal to me). So, in my mind if she's old enough to be a grandmother, around mid-thirties, she's no longer a MILF.

In fact it was not until August that this 63 yr old had ever been with a granny, it was Nikki who some had described as a "tight-bodied MILF". I was shocked after I realized what I had done. Fortunately I'll see Claudia again in about 3 weeks, but I agree with you, it's hard for me to think of girls in their 20's as moms. Especially when I am more than old enough to be their grandfather.

[Zauriel]

Sorry if you took it personally, Joe. My post was quoting a popular comedian. It was not directed at this girl in particular. It was meant to be funny, not an insult.

However. I consider a MILF over 30 - like Stifler's Mom. I have happily boned many 20-somethings who have kids. It seems you can't find a girl over 18 in this area without them -.

Still I don't consider them MILFs.

Not sure what "your " definition of a MILF is, 90% of these Chicas have at least one child by the age of 21. Met exactly 1/200 putas in MDE, who did not have a child, she told me the teenage girl gets pregnant because she thinks it will bring her and bf closer, but as soon as it's clear she's pregnant he disappears. Also, most of these girls never get past 3nd or 4th grade, they have to stay home and tend to siblings while mom and older sisters work. Don't know why you feel the need to pass moral judgment on a honest person that you've never met, supporting her family, in a legitimate profession, in one of the poorest countries in the Western Hemisphere.

I do know she was only one of three who would DFK, very creative with BBJ, looking up with those innocent looking eyes. I enjoyed the 2 hrs we spent together and felt she was worth every penny of the $42.16 (2000 DOP) that I paid her. We both know that you can't find anything like that domestically, and the fact that she isn't an addict or doesn't even smoke cigarettes puts her head and shoulders above anything in the US.

To quote your own words from post #11448 from the Greenville forum "I wouldn't call her "dumb. " I would say "uncomplicated" - she is too nice to be called dumb."
My thoughts exactly.

[MountainGoat]

http://asheville.backpage.com/Therap...dyrub/50511582

See post 3490 (mine) for specs but when I plan well and they can't even handle basic high school time slots (and no acknowledgement) I'm forever out regardless of reviews. MG.

[Joeblowjr]

At 22, you're not a MILF, you're a dumb chick with a baby. .

Not sure what "your " definition of a MILF is, 90% of these Chicas have at least one child by the age of 21. Met exactly 1/200 putas in MDE, who did not have a child, she told me the teenage girl gets pregnant because she thinks it will bring her and bf closer, but as soon as it's clear she's pregnant he disappears. Also, most of these girls never get past 3nd or 4th grade, they have to stay home and tend to siblings while mom and older sisters work. Don't know why you feel the need to pass moral judgment on a honest person that you've never met, supporting her family, in a legitimate profession, in one of the poorest countries in the Western Hemisphere.

I do know she was only one of three who would DFK, very creative with BBJ, looking up with those innocent looking eyes. I enjoyed the 2 hrs we spent together and felt she was worth every penny of the $42.16 (2000 DOP) that I paid her. We both know that you can't find anything like that domestically, and the fact that she isn't an addict or doesn't even smoke cigarettes puts her head and shoulders above anything in the US.

To quote your own words from post #11448 from the Greenville forum "I wouldn't call her "dumb. " I would say "uncomplicated" - she is too nice to be called dumb."
My thoughts exactly.

[Zauriel]

At 22, you're not a MILF, you're a dumb chick with a baby. .

Of course she is actually a 22 yr old MILF,(they have kids young and use coconut oil, some have no outward signs of baby damage, no stretch marks) but advertises as 18. .

[AvlLooker]

Anyone seen this girl? She advertises in Asheville pretty often but I've never gotten any reply to my texts, she only answered the phone once and couldn't seem to hear what I was saying and then back to radio silence.

http://asheville.backpage.com/WomenS...-4181/54880607

[AvlLooker]

What was the reason for retreat on the second one? The bigger one. I've heard other guys say she is quite a bit bigger than her pics.

What did she look like?

KC.

WAY bigger in person. Esp that floppy belly. And seemed really strung out.

[Joeblowjr]

Pulled the smallest woman I have ever been with, appx 5'2'-not over 85#(had a 4'11', 95 # Hawaiiian gf for 3 yrs). GFE, sweet as can be, no bs- and they always say "thank you" repeatedly. Much thinner and nicer in person, "Clauia" even had a little " God is Love tattoo", guess about 18 or 19.

She was about 3/4 the size of Nikki. Actually felt kind of weird at moments just because her head was no larger than a grapefruit and butt cheeks the size of a husked coconut, as if I were with someone who was "not an adult", if you get my drift, don't want to say the word or think about such things.

Of course she is actually a 22 yr old MILF,(they have kids young and use coconut oil, some have no outward signs of baby damage, no stretch marks) but advertises as 18. Without make up and with her hair wet looks 16. When I saw Yhida was scheduled, tied for best GFE, I knew I wanted to see her more than once (3 times) so actually saw only 4 different chicas, but they had spinners as well as more curvy types. Notice the other girl with her, at least 10 like that I paid no attention too, already had made appointments for my hoes.

[Joeblowjr]

Are you kidding me? Especially the skinny blonde haired one in the top add. She got great reviews for a while and I had to see what that was all about, almost had a heart attack when I saw her in the hotel room. Can you say anorexic? That's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw her. No thank you, no hug no kiss just let me get out of here.

When I first saw her in Aug, she looked horrible-not anorexia, addiction-told me sometimes she made a $1000 a day but still didn't have money left for food. A month later she had gained weight nicely due to the premium nutrition I provided, she had cut down on her use, seemed clearer headed and her skin got better- actually got her completely nude once. Then she became unreliable, untrustworthy, and thieving and I stopped seeing her.

A month later she contacted me wanting to make up, so I saw her again for the last time. She actually looked "skinny-fat", needed to lose a few lbs. However most noticeable was the overall decline in her appearance, especially her skin, so I knew that she had gone the other direction with her addiction. She's a natural ectomorph, former distance runner and athlete- that's my type (just not the addict part).

If you think she was anorexic you should have seen Kinsey Shea, you could see her ribs from the back. At least Nikki did have muscles covering them( my first though was this is Kinsey Shea with muscles, 20 years older)-still so sad to see someone that was once so strong become a "drug zombie". Lyric used to run track also, pretty sure Nikki's oldest daughter and Lyric went to same High School maybe teamates, think years ago they knew each other through running before they both tossed it all away.

[Joeblowjr]

There seems to be a practice or attitude that covers off for BBBJ, hopefully leading to CIM, is the way to go and covers on for regular sex. Anyone have problems getting cooties with BBBJ.

Trying to assess the risk.

Thoughts?

KC.

Never really worried about it, always felt there was more risk of me giving her oral. I won't tolerate a CBJ under any circumstances. But then I have been bareback with several after knowing them a while, just like with married women (some else's wife (s)). That's one reason I go to Blackbeards, BBBJ is standard and the girls get monthly exams and tested.

As a point of reference, skill wise I would rate Zoe's oral as mediocre and Nikki as good, not great or excellent. In contrast I have found that Dominicanas and Nicas to be the best, and Americans and Colombians the worst.

[KittyChaser]

There seems to be a practice or attitude that covers off for BBBJ, hopefully leading to CIM, is the way to go and covers on for regular sex. Anyone have problems getting cooties with BBBJ.

Trying to assess the risk.

Thoughts?

KC.

[KittyChaser]

Are you kidding me? I went to see both of these girls just once, never made it past the door, turned around and beat a hasty retreat both times.

What was the reason for retreat on the second one? The bigger one. I've heard other guys say she is quite a bit bigger than her pics.

What did she look like?

KC.

[AvlLooker]

Back in the Asheville / Greenville area now after an absence, a couple of years ago I saw Jade-Ivy a couple of times, then noticed when she came to Asheville she had a beautiful tall blonde girlfriend named Chloe Sands with her, saw them together a couple of times. Probably the best sex I've ever had with the provider but since then they've dropped off the radar. I emailed and texted Jade a few times, no luck. Anybody have any idea what happened to these two, if I had my choice I'd prefer the blonde named Chloe again, I really seemed to click with her. She was REAL GFE. Jade was not, but absolutely gave the most in amazing hand job I have ever had. Stared me in the eye the whole time she was stroking me and the look on her face was so smoking hot.

[AvlLooker]

For the new guys who pm'd me, this is the Nikki the massage girl that we have been talking about, new ad same s*k.

http://asheville.backpage.com/Therap...early/54531337

There is another fatter Nikki who has also gotten bad reviews but I have never seen her.

http://asheville.backpage.com/WomenS...-0506/37399113

Not surprising they stopped using their names in their ads after being exposed.

Are you kidding me? I went to see both of these girls just once, never made it past the door, turned around and beat a hasty retreat both times. Especially the skinny blonde haired one in the top add. She got great reviews for a while and I had to see what that was all about, almost had a heart attack when I saw her in the hotel room. Can you say anorexic? That's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw her. No thank you, no hug no kiss just let me get out of here.

[AvlLooker]

OK. We're talking about same one. I am interested in getting more info before going forward with her and was also sort of testing out my search skills. Seems like all I came up with is crappy scheduling.

Big picture for all providers. It appears that crappy scheduling is the norm. Agree?

I'll post some of my adventures soon. In general I have found it unusual for a provider to reply. So, if I look around and send out 4 or 5 texts. I "might" get one response. I usually make it obvious that I am looking a "few days out", so that may put off some girls to respond. In general I try to do research and verification before seeing someone in person.

So. If anyone else has prior experience with "Sheridan" I'm interested. I'll even put up with some scheduling frustrations. My real goal is to avoid a "nightmare".

KC.

I've seen Sheridan several times over the last few years. For a while she was my ATF whenever I came to Avl. She travels and does not do this full-time so it can sometimes be difficult to reach her, but when she is available she will usually answer the phone or return your call, she prefers that to texting. Her pictures are accurate, she is a tall (6 foot in heels) beautiful blonde. Her performance skills are excellent, she started as a professional dominatrix and was a professional massage therapist before that. Strong hands, she gives a great legit massage with a happy ending, I can highly recommend her for that and her pricing is very reasonable. She loves to dress up in awesome outfits too. Just ask. That damn nurses costume has got to be one of the hardest things I've ever seen her wear. She's a bit of a germophobe until you get to know her well, and that can be off putting. It's also very safe. She is not however GFE. Not into kissing, or anything like that and she is always 100% in charge so if you're looking for someone who will do what you ask during the session she's probably not for you. It's the main reason I don't see her anymore. It was fun at first, but to be honest I'm basically just a lonely guy looking for some normal bedroom relationship with a fun kind cuddly GFE- type person who I can see on a semi regular basis.