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[DennyPas]

Hello ma fellow mongers, I want to say thank you to all ma fans, the ones they call me " the man ", the legend" "MVP" etc. Thank you for liking my dumbass reports, thank you all. One special thanks to CYE11 . I know I'm kind of late since you did the post I'm replying to. I'm glad to help a fellow monger like you CYE11 and I hope you are enjoying the blue as much as I do any senior member who wants info about the "blue pill" e-mail me, tell me who you are in this site to check if you are a senior, please SENIOR MEMBERS ONLY!

I'd been away from this forum since I found this place very useless as far as any information I can use, but I had decided to keep posting, I owe it to my fans, since all I want is to pass some info and have fun doing it, as always. Why do I say this forum is useless for me? Well, look men the new guys are always asking the same questions: what's a CDP? , how much do I tip? . My advice to new fellow member read at least a couple of years of past posting from some senior members and you find all those answers, don't be lazy. As for senior member many of them keep posting reports about BBW, and that's no my league, ugh, ugh when I see the pictures of the girl they are talking about I'm SMFH. Ugh I would not touch those fat cows no even with a ten foot post, ugh, LOL. For those guys who love them more power to you guys, I'm not picking on you men, I just expressing my feelings.

The line ups at the CDPs at Queens has been very lousy, so I'd been doing my mongering for the most part at long Island, from there some chicas would be trained and then they would go to work in Queens, some how that set up was cut off. Now some girls get started at LI and then they go to work to Mid town Manhattan to an agency name "Blue's Latinas" or Blue Mami" their prices are way up there like on $$$ rate with BBJs is even more. I though I should let you guys know, I think that could be the reason why the line ups at Queens sucks.

http://manhattan.backpage.com/Female...11625/64176081

The line ups had been so bad, I could tell you the story about, Rudy the wife of Frankenstein, she is 6 ft tall and has so many bad scars of surgeries you could no believe it. Or I could tell you the story of China the Wacko drill sergeant, she was telling what to do and when I was fucking her she was like move it, move it, 1234.1234. LOL.

Those stories were horrible men. So I decided to tell you my good experience with one of ATF Nichole, but before I move on let me tell you how I made $70 the other day. One day, after I took my blue pill, I went to 4 different CDPs and the line ups were no to satisfy my palate, so I went home with blue balls, when I got home, I pulled and play one of MrV CDP porno flicks (yes my own videos), I placed the $50 donation on the night stand, and I jerk myself to death LOL. Oh ma mongers It was so good that at the end I even tip myself $20 LOL. That's the down side of taking the blue pill, once you take that shit there is no point of return, you must bust those damn nuts by any means necessary. LOL.

I know I'd been talking about fat cows, Mr V is one fat one too, so this past weekend I was cutting my lettuce to do a salad and accidentally slash my thumb, you may say WTF? Why I'm telling you this, well with a cut on my thumb there is not way I could make another $70. LOL I must get some real pussy. I putted a band aid, I took my blue pill and I got on my way.

I got to J av CDP there I found my ATF Nichole, the winner of best GFE from last year (from MrV 2014 Awards), when I saw her I knew I was going to have great time, she is 5'4 , fake tits double Ds, 140 lbs, cinnamon skin, no tattoos, big hips, some cellulitis on her legs but no too bad, flat ass, tight kitty, cute face, shoe size 9, soft spoken, very submissive, very accommodating, follows instructions very well.

She got butt naked from head to toes, no like some girls they always leave some garment on, she clean me up, I laid down and she got on top of me kissing me all over from my neck, tits down to my family jewels, special attention to my balls, she was sucking very light, I instructed her to be more aggressive and suck them a little bit harder, which she did complied so good. She did not put the cover yet and as I remember last time I saw her, she suck my bare back dick a couple of times before she put the cover, this time she was licking my BB shaft up and down without getting to the head, that's when I broke my own rule, I said, how much for BBBJ, she replied " sin Chocolate" (without a condom) I said "SI" , she asked me how much I was willing to give her, I said $$ (I should said less) she clean up good and began given a BBBJ, she follow all my instruction in how I love my BJs, It was great, she did for about 5 min then stop, I said please can I have some more, and she got back to work, no complaints. I got 2 tickets so I knew I had plenty time for my FS, after a few more minutes of a niceBBBJ, she ask me if I was ready to fuck I said "SI" . She said don't tell anybody about "no chocolate", I said OH no, it will be our little secret, (I didn't tell anybody I'm just writing about LOL).

May be I lied, fuck it, those girls lied all the time. Why not me.

She put the cover on, we got on mish position I was sucking on those big melons, she said easy, she is so sensitive so I used my tongue licking them nice and easy, this girl is no very verbal, she does moans a little bit, but she expresses her self by kissing me all over, and hugging tight, I knew she was having as much fun as I was, I had to avoid kissing her mouth, you all monger know Mr. V don't like that shit, she just sucked my Bare dick who knows how many of you mongers did before me. I love all you mongers but not enough to taste your dicks in her mouth. Fuck that.

She got so wet and she said she gave me her "leche" (she claim she came) well, may she did, she was really wet, next I asked her to get on top, she did, and she does really good job, she was slamming into my soldier really loud, something like splash SPLASH, so loud, for a moment I thought I was going to bust, but I held back, she does know how to work on top of a dick, she got tired that's when I said, let's do K9, this girl has a flat ass but she has wide hips so when she bend over I got the optical illusion of a big ass, very nice view, oh yes. She ask a couple of time for my "leche" but I delivered the goodies until I felt like it. After a few more minutes of some hard pounding, I busted my nuts sooo goood, my boy still hard, refuses to go down, she kept moving throwing her ass back and forth and side to side causing me a good tickles felling, sooo fucking goood!!

I broke a sweat, and I notice a I got a big hickey, it was ok I told her she could do it if she wanted it. I knew it was a great time once again, I ask for her digits, but she said she does not live in NY, and she is going back to her country in a few days, I don't know if she was lying to me. I said well at least a got a hickey for the next two weeks to remember you by it, she said oh not you can use tooth paste and it could be gone in a couple of days, uhm, I didn't know that shit.

Well Nichole was the winner of BGFE 2014 Mr V. Awards and it looks like she would keep that award for this year, IDK the year is not over yet, as for my quest for best photogenic ass award is going on with Mr V is relentlessly looking for best Photogenic ass all over the place. (see pictures).

This was a great FS, once again. I broked my own rule of no doing anything uncover. Now Mr V would be hoping his dick won't fall off or worse for the next couple of weeks SMFH. WELL but it was a great fuck this time for a change after Mr. V has had some very bad encounters this year.

Keep searching for that good laid, and I would see you next time.

Senior members only may contact me at:

mrvandenberg2014@gmail.com

I love you all.

The one and only.

Mr. V.

You weave quite a tale sir. If there ever was candidate from the board to publish a book you are the front runner. I know you frequent the CDPs. Any chance you could give us any insight into you exploits in the utr scene or independent providers?

[Jofronic]

Again, this is a personal thing. It's what I need to get off. Anything less than CIM doesn't work for me, especially if I'm paying for it. I'm not that enamored by these girls.

That I'd pay just to be with them. There are girls who accommodate various fetishes if you do your research. Just being with a hot girl isn't enough for me. Attitude &.

Service is more a priority. It's not like I'm asking for a favor and should be grateful. Quid Pro Quo.

I had a CIM one time unexpectedly from a SW. Didn't expect coming she pulled of the rubber and swallowed it down. She was awesome!

[SoulCattt]

I thought that getting off was the point. I don't think there are too many guys expecting to unload in a chick's mouth. That's GFE status.

Again, this is a personal thing. It's what I need to get off. Anything less than CIM doesn't work for me, especially if I'm paying for it. I'm not that enamored by these girls.

That I'd pay just to be with them. There are girls who accommodate various fetishes if you do your research. Just being with a hot girl isn't enough for me. Attitude &.

Service is more a priority. It's not like I'm asking for a favor and should be grateful. Quid Pro Quo.

[JonBlaze]

That's the least they could offer. Otherwise, what's the point?

I thought that getting off was the point. I don't think there are too many guys expecting to unload in a chick's mouth. That's GFE status.

[SoulCattt]

You must have a small number of people you can go to. That's not territory escorts want to go in.

To each his own. I've never in all my years (back to SCREW days) have intentionally seen a provider where I wasn't expecting CIM. If I'm paying someone.

That's the least they could offer. Otherwise, what's the point? Unless you're looking for extracurricular outside your relationship for variety. It's not like going on a date.

I'm there for the sole purpose of a sexual encounter.

[JonBlaze]

My minimum requirement is CIM. May be available with an upsell. Thanks for the feedback.

You must have a small number of people you can go to. That's not territory escorts want to go in.

[SoulCattt]

1. 6 was damage. Not sure about CIM.

My minimum requirement is CIM. May be available with an upsell. Thanks for the feedback.

[AcelaRider]

What was the damage? Is she open to cim?

1. 6 was damage. Not sure about CIM.

[SoulCattt]

http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...ntina/62727842

Been a while since I partied and took a chance on this. 2 call system, pics are her but are old, prob a few extra pounds more accurate. Works alone in a clean apt off of QB, started off BBBJ with attention to dangling fruit. Moved on to cowgirl, she really got into it and having her tits slapped. Ended with us both busting nuts doggie. After talked a bit and got slightly weird, she was complaining on how she hated the business and only did it to live in USA, got tears etc just a strange way to end after a good hard shag. Would repeat minus the drama at the end.

What was the damage? Is she open to cim?

[WyldLobo]

http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...ntina/62727842

Been a while since I partied and took a chance on this. 2 call system, pics are her but are old, prob a few extra pounds more accurate. Works alone in a clean apt off of QB, started off BBBJ with attention to dangling fruit. Moved on to cowgirl, she really got into it and having her tits slapped. Ended with us both busting nuts doggie. After talked a bit and got slightly weird, she was complaining on how she hated the business and only did it to live in USA, got tears etc just a strange way to end after a good hard shag. Would repeat minus the drama at the end.

I live in the area and saw her as too. When I google her number and saw other pics, I didn't want to take a chance but now I know she is worth the visit. By any chance, how much was the damage?

[AcelaRider]

http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...ntina/62727842

Been a while since I partied and took a chance on this. 2 call system, pics are her but are old, prob a few extra pounds more accurate. Works alone in a clean apt off of QB, started off BBBJ with attention to dangling fruit. Moved on to cowgirl, she really got into it and having her tits slapped. Ended with us both busting nuts doggie. After talked a bit and got slightly weird, she was complaining on how she hated the business and only did it to live in USA, got tears etc just a strange way to end after a good hard shag. Would repeat minus the drama at the end.

[Looking16]

Last night I paid yet another visit to my regular spot on Crocheron Ave. In Queens.

This time her name was Sofia. A very attractive IMHO 21 year old from Shanghai. English not so good.

Cee cups with a very nice body. Not a thin waif and not at all fat but great curves.

We showered together then into the bedroom. I laid down on my back and Sofia immediately reaches for the condom. I said no, no please wait. No condom yet. I don't like being covered until the insertion of cock in pussy. Before that I like hugging and slowly kissing that sexy body. I also hope to convince her to lick and suck my balls and cock bareback whenever they seem like they can be convinced.

It took a few minutes to describe all that to Sofia and when I offered the 20 dollar tip she was onboard with it. She kissed and sucked my cock and balls from many different angles. But only briefly bareback of the head. Oh well.

Also went down on her lovely pussy for as long as she would allow. Sofia was reluctant at first but when assured there would be a tip. And then made me gargle some Scope mouth wash before allowing my mouth on that beautiful jewel.

She was enjoying my licking for some time. I could tell from her breathing and wetness. All the wet was not only from my mouth this was genuine. When she was close to orgasm she would not allow me to continue. Damn it!! I love when they cum for me. Maybe she would have been embarassed? This has happened with me and Asian girls before.

Then on to the grand finale while laying on our sides spooning.

We finished in Spoon position.

Damage: $120 plus $20 tip.

Link to this BP ad can be found in my previous post.

[Dirk69]

I had a really good dream last night. I dreamed that I went to Delaware in Flushing, and I met a really cute 22 year-old Chinese girl. After dreaming about many places, I finally found a place that has a true college girl. Most ads claim having "college girls" or girls in their early 20's, but in most cases this is be. S. This time it was different, "Loss" (I don't know how to spell her name) was definitely 21-23. She still has acne on her face, and a couple of pimples in her chest. Not like those K-girls working at the spa's that have had a few cosmetic surgeries, this girl was all natural, small As, just looked like the down to earth typical Asian college girl. Highly recommended. There were another two girls in her late 20's.

What kind of service? Massage only?

[cye11]

I just wanted to give a big thanks to Mr. Vandenberg. Not only does he have some of the funniest posts and best shots. He always mentioned his blue. Well I got in touch with him and he sent me a sample out of his private stash. I tried it and proceeded to hammer the camel piss out a chic. So he got me in touch with his pal who provided me with the blue at a fabulous rate. Shipping was fast and no issues with the package. Got it yesterday and now I'm out to leave a mark on these hoes!! Try it you'll definitely be happy. Thanks again.

Happy hunting gents.

[TerilusKong]

No black. F at #k her with her crackhead ass, sorry it had to happen to you though man, 5 is a tough hit. Safe mongering.

This girl was supposed to rob him but she got too high on cocaine I guess.

The reason they say "No Black" is because a Black guy will beat the shit out of them for their antics.

Chinese overnight is asking to get scammed. What is the point of doing overnight, do these guys really think they will get multiple pops? Now if you were going to spend that money on more girls then you didn't miss out that much. A K-town midtown option that would be 2 for around $500. But I hope that money wasn't for your daughter's allowance.