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[Bigred2006]

Has anyone ever tried these guys?

http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEs...girls/56181097

Not sure if they are for real or not.

I'm new to NYC mongering but what I understand is most of these providers upsell big time. I wouldn't waste my time unless you see a review on here for the phone number or on the oThER site.

[Atlpersiandood]

Has anyone ever tried these guys?

http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEs...girls/56181097

Not sure if they are for real or not.

[NY Monger]

Always take the quick option with totally new providers if available. You can always go back if the service was good and cut your loses on bad service. Sry to hear about your bad experience.

Sorry about your unhappiness but that's why I find hotel bar pickups so much better. You know upfront what you'll get, have some time to talk to her and see what she is about and you go back to your place. So even if you end up with a BP babe, at least know your options!

There are some great places within an easy walk of 52nd & Madison.

[HappyBoy35]

In town on business recently and met this lovely lady:

http://manhattan.backpage.com/BodyRu...miami/55982224

Ad was in the body runs section but she offers f / s as well. I went with the body rub option and it was fantastic. Very relaxing, deep massage and the finish was creative, intense and awesome! Carmen's as does not include face pics, but she is a very pretty (and tall- about 5'8" or 5'9") young lady.

Sweet, normal and easy on the eyes. I would highly recommend this little gem!

[PokeyMasta]

Always take the quick option with totally new providers if available. You can always go back if the service was good and cut your loses on bad service. Sry to hear about your bad experience.

http://manhattan.backpage.com/Female...avail/54949000

Stay away from this be""ch. She worked out of a decent hotel off the corner of 52nd and Madison. I saw her ad, was impressed with her photos so I called and she only charged 2 bills / hr. I asked her very seriously if that was indeed her in the photos and she said a definitive yes. Blatant liar. Even with video, it's not her. She's using someone else's photos and video (I'm sorry to the real person whose photos she stole).

This be""ch isn't even white. I'll call her "Fake Laci" since the person she is claiming to be has a first name of Laci. Real Laci is whtie, as per the photos. Fake laci is a light skinned black girl with bleached blond hair (or possibly a wig) as if to pass off as the person in the photos. Problem is she keeps the room so darkly lit you really can't tell that she's black until you've spent a few minutes in the hotel room before your eyes adjust to the darkness. She also keeps walking back and forth to the bathroom making it hard for you to get a good lock on her (I think she does it on purpose). I admit my mistake was paying her the money up front because I was trying to be a gentleman before I realized she wasn't who she claimed to be. Classy girls typically want the money up front so I had no problem doing that because I thought this chick was classy. That was my mistake. Only after I paid did I start to realize. Wait a minute, this chick is black and is not the girl in the photos who she claimed to be.

Now on to the actual session. I guess once she got payment she had no problem being the worst provider I've ever had. Even though I knew she was a fake she still wasn't horrible looking so I didn't mind if we got it on. But we didn't. She started with a back massage. I could hear her freaking yawning as she was giving me a back massage (it was about 3 am but still). The worst part was her phone ringing every 2 minutes and she always answered it and spent minutes talking on the phone during our session that should've been committed to me and me only. Once the back massage was done she told me to flip over. Finally I thought maybe I'll get some action. Nope. All she does is tell me to "jerk it baby" while she just sits on her ass taking phone calls. I started getting impatient so I made a move to initiate some action. Suddenly she said she was on her period and didn't want to take her panties off. Right. Sure she was. So, panties never even came off. They were on the entire time, while she was talking on the phone every time it rang every 2 minutes. She even had the nerve to tell a potential customer over the phone that she should be done / ready in about 15 minutes. When I was only there for 15 minutes! I booked a full hour and paid this be""ch for it! At one point I got irritated enough to tell her that I want her to change the payment to a half hour and get partial payment back to me since she's clearly not committed to the full hour and obviously wants to move on to the next customer. I also told her I didn't appreciate her constantly picking up her phone every time it rang. She went on some bullsh"t rhetoric that this is a "business" and she must take phone calls. I told her if she's a real professional. Which she is NOT. She would've turned off her f""king phone and committed the full hour to her paying customer. What happened when I told her this? The phone rings agian, and of course she answers it. Long story short I told her to just suck my member because other than that it was just me jerking off on a bed with someone else talking on the phone. She finally relented. But not even bb. She put on a hat and I did the quickest unload I could do just to get this hellish ordeal over with. I honestly had shades of robbing this * for wasting my time and money and she would've f""king deserved it. Of course I didn't though, I'm not an animal.

Bottom line. Stay away from her. She's fake, she's cheap, disrespectful, unprofessional, a straight up liar, and for all intents and purposes she's a robber. I spent no more than half an hour there, although I paid for a full hour, and it consisted mostly of me just lying in bed naked while she was taking phone calls.

No disrespect to the real Laci in the photos. I'm sorry some cheap be""ch stole your identity.

[Wruce Bayne]

http://manhattan.backpage.com/Female...avail/54949000

Stay away from this be""ch. She worked out of a decent hotel off the corner of 52nd and Madison. I saw her ad, was impressed with her photos so I called and she only charged 2 bills / hr. I asked her very seriously if that was indeed her in the photos and she said a definitive yes. Blatant liar. Even with video, it's not her. She's using someone else's photos and video (I'm sorry to the real person whose photos she stole).

This be""ch isn't even white. I'll call her "Fake Laci" since the person she is claiming to be has a first name of Laci. Real Laci is whtie, as per the photos. Fake laci is a light skinned black girl with bleached blond hair (or possibly a wig) as if to pass off as the person in the photos. Problem is she keeps the room so darkly lit you really can't tell that she's black until you've spent a few minutes in the hotel room before your eyes adjust to the darkness. She also keeps walking back and forth to the bathroom making it hard for you to get a good lock on her (I think she does it on purpose). I admit my mistake was paying her the money up front because I was trying to be a gentleman before I realized she wasn't who she claimed to be. Classy girls typically want the money up front so I had no problem doing that because I thought this chick was classy. That was my mistake. Only after I paid did I start to realize. Wait a minute, this chick is black and is not the girl in the photos who she claimed to be.

Now on to the actual session. I guess once she got payment she had no problem being the worst provider I've ever had. Even though I knew she was a fake she still wasn't horrible looking so I didn't mind if we got it on. But we didn't. She started with a back massage. I could hear her freaking yawning as she was giving me a back massage (it was about 3 am but still). The worst part was her phone ringing every 2 minutes and she always answered it and spent minutes talking on the phone during our session that should've been committed to me and me only. Once the back massage was done she told me to flip over. Finally I thought maybe I'll get some action. Nope. All she does is tell me to "jerk it baby" while she just sits on her ass taking phone calls. I started getting impatient so I made a move to initiate some action. Suddenly she said she was on her period and didn't want to take her panties off. Right. Sure she was. So, panties never even came off. They were on the entire time, while she was talking on the phone every time it rang every 2 minutes. She even had the nerve to tell a potential customer over the phone that she should be done / ready in about 15 minutes. When I was only there for 15 minutes! I booked a full hour and paid this be""ch for it! At one point I got irritated enough to tell her that I want her to change the payment to a half hour and get partial payment back to me since she's clearly not committed to the full hour and obviously wants to move on to the next customer. I also told her I didn't appreciate her constantly picking up her phone every time it rang. She went on some bullsh"t rhetoric that this is a "business" and she must take phone calls. I told her if she's a real professional. Which she is NOT. She would've turned off her f""king phone and committed the full hour to her paying customer. What happened when I told her this? The phone rings agian, and of course she answers it. Long story short I told her to just suck my member because other than that it was just me jerking off on a bed with someone else talking on the phone. She finally relented. But not even bb. She put on a hat and I did the quickest unload I could do just to get this hellish ordeal over with. I honestly had shades of robbing this * for wasting my time and money and she would've f""king deserved it. Of course I didn't though, I'm not an animal.

Bottom line. Stay away from her. She's fake, she's cheap, disrespectful, unprofessional, a straight up liar, and for all intents and purposes she's a robber. I spent no more than half an hour there, although I paid for a full hour, and it consisted mostly of me just lying in bed naked while she was taking phone calls.

No disrespect to the real Laci in the photos. I'm sorry some cheap be""ch stole your identity.

[AvgUSA]

Was in town for business this past Saturday and hooked up with Dalia again. I think her QS is the best bang for your buck in the area. 1/2 a bill, she's not a clock watcher and service gets better with return visits. However, she does have a set routine and she doesn't like to deviate from it. Good place to get drained, but not worth much more.

http://manhattan.backpage.com/Female...d-bbw/19465525

[Wruce Bayne]

Gentlemen, I will be staying on west 36th street in Manhattan on Friday and I'm looking for a BBFS reasonably priced provider. I RTFF but am looking for something on short notice for Friday evening and I'm hoping someone can help me. Please PM me if you have any details or suggestions. Thanks and enjoy yourselves.

I checked out an ad in Manhattan section of BP that uses the term "art class". It's their way of saying you can paint their face (creative, I know). I'm a big fan of the COF so I checked it out. Off the top of my head I think it was in some hotel in the 40's and 5th Ave. Did the typical callback routine and was guided to a room. Did not speak to the actual provider over the phone but rather a woman who apparently works as their phone operator. The girl inside was white, blonde, petite and moderately attractive but she seemed jittery as hell, like she was on some type of drugs. Maybe meth or maybe way too much adderall I don't know, I'm not an expert on drugs but she was definitely on something. Anyway it wasn't bad enough to deter me so I inquired about the $8. Price they had on their ad at the time and about the "art class". She told me $8. Was only for covered service and if I wanted to do BB it was more. She did not say BBBJ she only said "BB". So out of curiosity I asked her if she meant BBFS and she said a definitive yes. As in no hat required for ANYTHING, but the price was substantially more. I said no thank you and left.

I've never done BBFS with a provider and personally I'd be wary of it, but you asked and there's your answer. They still have a recent ad on BP. Be careful.

[Low Key84]

Gentlemen, I will be staying on west 36th street in Manhattan on Friday and I'm looking for a BBFS reasonably priced provider. I RTFF but am looking for something on short notice for Friday evening and I'm hoping someone can help me. Please PM me if you have any details or suggestions. Thanks and enjoy yourselves.

[Fun50]

Any info on this babe?

http://manhattan.backpage.com/Female...ebony/27439902

[Wiseman2]

One of my favorite thick chocolate MILF'S resurfaced in Manhattan and I saw at a small room near the Polo grounds. She always smells good and is very submissive and we have good chemistry. A good way to relieve some stress on a Saturday afternoon.

She was posted in women seeking men which a lot of providers seem to be doing.

[Henkie64]

Booked a 1 hour appoinment with this lady at my hotel. She was right on time. She's older than 35, I'd guess early 40's. Still a nice body though.

Before the massage she asked if she could take off her pants, to which I had no objections.

Good massage, followed by a slow and excellent HJ, during which all her clothes except underpants came off. Was allowed to freely touch.

Total damage as indicated in the advert.

http://newyork.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ly-35/16015625

[ChipperDipper]

Hey fellow hobbyists.

I'll be visiting next month on business and need to find a knock down drag out bang for my buck kind of adventure. Any suggestions? Feel free to PM me.

Thanks In advance!

[AceBudd7]

Don't know anything about this place, but based on the location and the layout of the ad, my educated guess is that:

(a) it's a massage+HJ-only place (although you may get lucky), and.

(be) none of the girls in the ad will actually be working there.

A possible web site for research is Dollar Bills P.S.ycho Roundup, a web site has had several different URLs and which now may be found at db-new. ******** dot com or dollarbill-ny dot com.

The guy who writes this blog spot is a web designer who has designed the web sites for most of the AMPs and MPs doing business in Manhattan. He often gets paid "in kind" (I.e. Sex sessions) rather than cash for his web design services, so he seems to know a lot about what the different AMPs and MPs and specific ladies offer. I don't see this web site as competition for USA SG so hopefully the two above links don't get blocked out; if they do, just google the 4 words and you should find the sites.

I look forward to reading a field report post from you in the near future.

Good and appreciate for your review.

[Mighty Spearsman]

Hey has anyone heard anything about this MP?? Any girl in particular I should ask for?

http://newyork.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ce-25/37940223

Thanks guys.

Don't know anything about this place, but based on the location and the layout of the ad, my educated guess is that:

(a) it's a massage+HJ-only place (although you may get lucky), and.

(be) none of the girls in the ad will actually be working there.

A possible web site for research is Dollar Bills P.S.ycho Roundup, a web site has had several different URLs and which now may be found at db-new. ******** dot com or dollarbill-ny dot com.

The guy who writes this blog spot is a web designer who has designed the web sites for most of the AMPs and MPs doing business in Manhattan. He often gets paid "in kind" (I.e. Sex sessions) rather than cash for his web design services, so he seems to know a lot about what the different AMPs and MPs and specific ladies offer. I don't see this web site as competition for USA SG so hopefully the two above links don't get blocked out; if they do, just google the 4 words and you should find the sites.

I look forward to reading a field report post from you in the near future.