Streetwalker Reports

[LonlyTrucker]

http://www.timesunion.com/local/arti...dy-4810310.php

So I take it they all were arrestedfor picking up street walkers

[Omg1220]

http://www.timesunion.com/local/arti...dy-4810310.php

[Loki Pk]

So I have only posted here a few times but I have meaning to ask a general question for everyone because it weights on my brain. Who has actually gotten an STD from a from A SW? I have not gotten any myself (stds) and have gotten a ton of BBBJ fro them. I don't know how lucky I should feel or not. For those who have gotten a good deal of bbbJs from our local ladies please speak up!

Never in all the years I've been doing this. Never ever!

Although, I will say there were times when I stressed out hard from guilt or what-not, when I was younger. Thinking maybe 'THIS' was going to be the time. But it has never happened to me.

Frankly, to this day I have never heard of or known anyone that contracted an STD from the local talent.

So, if your taking a poll- 1 for NO.

Peace.

PK

[Bassmaster13]

So I have only posted here a few times but I have meaning to ask a general question for everyone because it weights on my brain. Who has actually gotten an STD from a from A SW? I have not gotten any myself (stds) and have gotten a ton of BBBJ fro them. I don't know how lucky I should feel or not. For those who have gotten a good deal of bbbJs from our local ladies please speak up!

To anybody that chooses to answer, saying which provider you may have gotten your dose from without being substantiated by links to internet-accessible public records, commits an infraction.

A2

[Meltdown1]

Hello fellow hobbyists,

On my way home from working service calls, about 6:00pm, and there were at least 4 different SW's out and about between Albany St.and- Brandywine. 2 BSW's and 2 WSW's. Got the "nod" from all 4 within that 2 block stretch. No time to partake tonight, and besides the ole sciatic nerve is giving me some hell anyways, so just not in the mood but I figured this would be some good info for all our fellow mongers out there so enjoy, have a great night and as always be safe.

[MalMonger]

What did you say when your wife asked why your dick smelled like a hamburger?

Except that there's not much chance of my wife sniffing my dick. And we'll leave it at that without explaining further.

How mucho deniro para mucho chinga.

PK

My standard tuition is. 30 these days, and this is indeed what Burger Girl got. Of course, the burger came out of her fee! But I must be getting old and soft, because I bought her the pizza as well, and without being asked to, so I paid a total of. 35 for the adventure. I hang my head in shame. Please don't drum me out of the corps.

I used to give. 25 for over a decade, but have recently upped it. However, if anyone offers. 20, I'll take it happily.

I want to commend MalMonger for his scholarship, writing and interpretative skills.

Thank you, Mr Kunt.

.it seems to have some nonadvertised tourist attractions.

I get my dick licked here more readily than in just about any city I visit. I have no explanation for this. Go figure.

[Phaeque]

Could I buy her a McD because she's really, really hungry, and I actually agreed.

Who could ask for more?

What did you say when your wife asked why your dick smelled like a hamburger?

[Immanuel Kunt]

I want to commend MalMonger for his scholarship, writing and interpretative skills. I'm not even sure where your town is located (yes, I do) but it seems to have some nonadvertised tourist attractions.

[Loki Pk]

Could I buy her a McD because she's really, really hungry, and I actually agreed. She then calms down and becomes really nice. She eats her $2 meal, and we drive to the spot, having a pleasant chat along the way. Then she gives me a real decent BBBJ, lots of attention to the boys, nice amount of slurping. Probably a 7, which is more than good enough to get the job done. She even asks me how it was.

Take her to buy pizza for her mother, and then drop her near her home.

Definitely recommended. Does a good job, no apparent drug habit. And doesn't play with the radio.

Who could ask for more?

What a great date night! Looks like you took her out for burgers and pizza and got blown to boot! Shit, I took my old lady out for steak and ice cream and all I got was a shitty HJ and a sticky pair of underwear!

Seriously, How mucho deniro para mucho chinga?

Peace.

PK

[MalMonger]

I confined myself to Central Ave and the immediate surrounds this evening. As usual, I was about to give up when. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

10 pm. There's a chunky BSW wearing a white skirt and a scowl on Central and N Lake. And not much else. The woman had nothing dynamic about her, which is such a turnoff. She didn't move. She didn't smile. Didn't do anything.

One my 4th time around, I see the chick who slurped me to satisfaction last Thursday. But I was, as usual, in the mood for something new. Out pops Melanie, who was part of my interesting evening a week ago, if you want to read back through my scoop reports. And then there's a decent looking tall SW walking down Central, maybe black, maybe Italian. But when I come back around to get her, she's gone.

Then, driving up Central towards Watervliet, I see a nice looking white girl, but she's definitely not working. But I make a right, right and a right just in case, and she gets to the corner just as I do. She looks at me, and me at her, and I mouth 'hello', or some such shit. I; m on the corner of Ontario, so I cross over Central and stop on the other side, and wouldn't you know it, she's gone from 'definitely not work' to 'game on'.

Make the scoop. Say hello. Her name is Alicia. WSW. 30 yo, not a spinner and not fat. I asked her how she was, and that was a mistake. She'd walked for blah blah blah because her friend blah blah blah – you know the routine. Could I buy her a McD because she's really, really hungry, and I actually agreed. She then calms down and becomes really nice. She eats her $2 meal, and we drive to the spot, having a pleasant chat along the way. Then she gives me a real decent BBBJ, lots of attention to the boys, nice amount of slurping. Probably a 7, which is more than good enough to get the job done. She even asks me how it was.

Take her to buy pizza for her mother, and then drop her near her home.

Definitely recommended. Does a good job, no apparent drug habit. And doesn't play with the radio.

Who could ask for more?

[MalMonger]

Central Ave at 11 pm was littered with LE. They were cruising solo, doubling up and even bunching. At one point, there were 5 cars on one block! So after a couple of turns around, I gave up and headed to Schenectady.

A few weeks ago, I had seen an Irish-looking chick on Albany St, and I saw her again tonight, but only briefly. Too bad. I was hoping for someone new, and want to try her. She just looks like she can suck my balls through my dick. But she disappeared, and another stupid BSW was yelling at me and waving. I'll NEVER pick up a SW who acts like that.

So I scopped my regular, Tricia I think her name is. She told me that the indiscreet one's name is Carla. I don't know if Carla is either the chick who can't suck dick, or the one I threw out of my car a couple of weeks back. Or maybe just an idiot!

Anyway, Tricia got the job done with a BBBJCIMWS for the usual. 30. She's a nice-enough girl. Even kinda cute. One day, I'll have to FS this girl. But then they expect the more pricey service every time, and I don't want that. Usually, I just want to lie there and have it done to me.

After I dropped Tricia, I headed back along State to Central Ave, and saw one LE hiding. So I gave up the notion of round 2 and went home. My bed is better than the one that our Uncle offers!

Maybe I'll try for round 2 tomorrow.

[MalMonger]

Went out and about on Thursday eveningaround 11 pm, and it was pretty dead on Central. Was looking for the pregnant chick I reported on a week or so ago, but couldn't find her.

I did find a clean, nice-smelling WSW. 40yo. 5'6 wearing jeans with a nice set of jugs. Deena was her name, and she did an ok BBBJ for .30. But she couldn't finish me off, so I looked for another.

Was getting followed down Central by Uncle Leo when I spotted a BSW near Lark .40 yo and nice jugs again. Uncle hit a left, so I turned right and scooped. Another. 30. Now this one REALLY knew how to slurp, and I blew a load right into her mouth. And still she kept on sucking. Got to love a girl like that.

Didn't get her name. Dropped her off over by the college boys near Washington Square – she likes their credit cards, apparently!

Went home happy.

[LoganDog]

So there I am on Lark St, minding my own biz, I really was not on the hunt "however" this cute tore-up white rocknroll type chick just walks right up to my car and sez I'm sorry about yesturday (yes, I'm puzzled). I sez I forgot all about it, then she sez I look good in a suit, I did not ask her her name cause she mixed me up and I liked where we were goin, she told me BBBJ was. 50.

I sez I thought it was. 30 then I forgot I owed her 10 bucks (again never seen her before) so 40 it was, now fellow mongers I have no "park spot", so off to latham to the no-tell, bingo she did it like a champ took the whole load, she then states she sez too me, what about me, now fellas I'm very confused at this point and I can't stop laughing, she wanted the room, I told her she couldn have it she didn't have a phone, someone was holding it till she got her money? I just cannot share this story other then with you guys!

[Hobbyist1]

I went out this evening with 2 goals in mind – I wanted two different SWs and tonight, I wanted a fat black one.

Continue, dear readers, to see how I made out.

It was a slow night. No LE, and no very few mongers and mongees.

As usual, I went around Central Ave first, but I was too early for anything. This would have been around 10:30 pm. So to Schenectady I go, assuming I'm going to get my dick licked within minutes. And two fruitless hours later, I'm about to give up when I see a shadow 2 blocks away. I wend my way over there, and I was right – a decent looking WSW, at least by the SW scale. Skinny, blonde. 30. Gets in and asks me how I've been. I'm a pretty polite guy, so I pretend I know her, but am sure we've never met before. And then she mentions that we went to what is definitely one of my usual spots, and says something about my living situation that clearly indicated that my dick and her mouth probably had met before. Perhaps I'll recognize the back of her head when she starts work.

Said her name was Star. OK, Star, go to it. And she does a pretty decent job for. 30. Except that, just as I blow, she removes her mouth and leaves me to administer the coup de grace. This is such a letdown, as I'm sure many of you know. I'm still pumping jizz onto my lap, and she picks up her phone and dials, talking to someone about her medicine. Now, I'm not looking for a warm and fuzzy experience, but see'mon girls – give us 15 seconds to enjoy the thrill before you go back to your drug addled life, please.

She now wants me to wait while she pays the babysitter (yeah, right, the babysitter) and then drive her around. Well, there are two reasons I didn't want to this – she started dialing too quickly, and I don't like the idea of her driving around with her medicine in my car. So I say, sorry, I drop her off and leave.

I was determined to get round 2, so I head back to Central. It's around 1 am now, so there should be something out, right? Wrong again.

After many trips around, and almost zero LE out there, I finally scoop another skinny 30-year old blond. This one is Melanie, and she also says we've met before. If we did, it was a year ago. She wants. 40 and happily accepts the offered. 30. And does a great BB job, but can't get me to bust. Close, but no cigar. So I drive her to her place, where her 'sister' is waiting, and if I wait, she says we can drive around for a while. Why would I want to drive around? It's almost 4 am, and I want to go home. But I'm thinking maybe she'll get back on the horn, and maybe even let me plant it in one of her other holes, so I park and wait.

Then, a guy approaches and asks me to drive a cute young blonde chick home. She's just been in a fight, and wants to get out of there. The guy stresses that it's only her I'm driving, not him and his buddy. So I agree. And the girl is real nice. Nice tits, great looking jeans. About 23 yo. I get to her house, she thanks me and jumps out. Sir Galahad's deed is done.

Back over to Central, and there are a couple of women walking along the avenue, one of whom is tall, black and very slim. Cute, too. She smiles, I turn the corner and scoop. Chantel is her name, and she thanks me for taking her friend home. It's a small world. Asks for. 40 and happily accepts. 25, and does an ok job on the pipe. Would have been better if she didn't wrap it first, but at least I bust this time. And I have to hand it to her – she worked hard to get me to bust.

So all in all, I drove about 60 miles around town, spent. 85 and got my 2 blast offs. I did get black but I didn't get fat. (Actually, all 3 were quite cute) But it took 5 hours, and I have to ask if it was worth it.

Of course, in a few days time. The itching will start again, and perhaps there'll be another MM report.

Awesome report as usual MalMonger. You did the smart thing not driving Star and her "medicine" around. Why do some providers think we mongers are naive or stupid? If it was truly medicine she would've picked it up at a legit Pharmacy, not a friend.

It also worked out well for you to be a nice guy and give that other girl a ride home.

[MalMonger]

I went out this evening with 2 goals in mind – I wanted two different SWs and tonight, I wanted a fat black one.

Continue, dear readers, to see how I made out.

It was a slow night. No LE, and no very few mongers and mongees.

As usual, I went around Central Ave first, but I was too early for anything. This would have been around 10:30 pm. So to Schenectady I go, assuming I'm going to get my dick licked within minutes. And two fruitless hours later, I'm about to give up when I see a shadow 2 blocks away. I wend my way over there, and I was right – a decent looking WSW, at least by the SW scale. Skinny, blonde. 30. Gets in and asks me how I've been. I'm a pretty polite guy, so I pretend I know her, but am sure we've never met before. And then she mentions that we went to what is definitely one of my usual spots, and says something about my living situation that clearly indicated that my dick and her mouth probably had met before. Perhaps I'll recognize the back of her head when she starts work.

Said her name was Star. OK, Star, go to it. And she does a pretty decent job for. 30. Except that, just as I blow, she removes her mouth and leaves me to administer the coup de grace. This is such a letdown, as I'm sure many of you know. I'm still pumping jizz onto my lap, and she picks up her phone and dials, talking to someone about her medicine. Now, I'm not looking for a warm and fuzzy experience, but see'mon girls – give us 15 seconds to enjoy the thrill before you go back to your drug addled life, please.

She now wants me to wait while she pays the babysitter (yeah, right, the babysitter) and then drive her around. Well, there are two reasons I didn't want to this – she started dialing too quickly, and I don't like the idea of her driving around with her medicine in my car. So I say, sorry, I drop her off and leave.

I was determined to get round 2, so I head back to Central. It's around 1 am now, so there should be something out, right? Wrong again.

After many trips around, and almost zero LE out there, I finally scoop another skinny 30-year old blond. This one is Melanie, and she also says we've met before. If we did, it was a year ago. She wants. 40 and happily accepts the offered. 30. And does a great BB job, but can't get me to bust. Close, but no cigar. So I drive her to her place, where her 'sister' is waiting, and if I wait, she says we can drive around for a while. Why would I want to drive around? It's almost 4 am, and I want to go home. But I'm thinking maybe she'll get back on the horn, and maybe even let me plant it in one of her other holes, so I park and wait.

Then, a guy approaches and asks me to drive a cute young blonde chick home. She's just been in a fight, and wants to get out of there. The guy stresses that it's only her I'm driving, not him and his buddy. So I agree. And the girl is real nice. Nice tits, great looking jeans. About 23 yo. I get to her house, she thanks me and jumps out. Sir Galahad's deed is done.

Back over to Central, and there are a couple of women walking along the avenue, one of whom is tall, black and very slim. Cute, too. She smiles, I turn the corner and scoop. Chantel is her name, and she thanks me for taking her friend home. It's a small world. Asks for. 40 and happily accepts. 25, and does an ok job on the pipe. Would have been better if she didn't wrap it first, but at least I bust this time. And I have to hand it to her – she worked hard to get me to bust.

So all in all, I drove about 60 miles around town, spent. 85 and got my 2 blast offs. I did get black but I didn't get fat. (Actually, all 3 were quite cute) But it took 5 hours, and I have to ask if it was worth it.

Of course, in a few days time. The itching will start again, and perhaps there'll be another MM report.