Ripoff Reports

[WarrenAJeffers]

Not sure to laugh or not.

IF this is a normal MO for these two, I am surprised that the house is still standing and not a pile of ash or something. Takes all kinds to cause such a story to be told.

Next time, think immediately at the shout of a man and DIVE for that donation and stuff it someplace, naked or not! Where they will not get it.

I'll try to remember to do that. Although believe me when I say when that sort of thing happens, the first thing on your mind is not usually the cash- it's more like how the fuck am I going to get out of here unscathed. For those of you who've been doing this a while, you know these types of events are not uncommon in this business. Monger and provider begin session, strange dude walks in, party's over. It was just reported on the other site that 5 bitches are in on the scam all operating out of the same house.

[JohnCockTostIn]

Fucking hilarious.

[WarrenAJeffers]

Hi-LAR-ious!! This is. By far. The SECOND best story of the year, and it's November already! The best story so far this year had a colossal typo in it that made it special, but this one has all its own unique twists and turns. Suspenseful, too!

But perhaps you were overreacting. Testosterone with an Adrenaline chaser. He never actually yelled at YOU, right? So, you weren't disrespecting anything.

And, to be honest, some of this was on you. You were obviously overdressed. As a reviewer pointed out last year, you're not supposed to wear socks to an appointment. Heather knew that; notice that she wasn't wearing socks. I'll bet the old guy wasn't wearing socks, either. Next time, three pieces of clothes, max.

Are you sure that when she said "out front," that she meant the same "out front" as you thought she meant? Maybe she was out front at another "out front" than you were out front at? Maybe you actually ditched her?

Anyway, a silver medal story, and very well-written. Calling the place "her shitty incall in Lansingburgh" TOTALLY set us up for the surprise O. Henry ending. Kudos! And the donation toss!! Another crucially pivotal piece of the story unceremoniously inserted so masterfully. You're clearly cursed with being a good tosser! Who else could toss a C-note with such cavalier accuracy?

Just trying to warn you brother, not entertain. If you were entertained too, I guess that's a bonus! If heather wants to contact me I'd be more than happy to listen to her side of the story. However, since up to this point I've gotten nothing but radio silence from her, I have to assume it was a set up.

[Freedom2B]

So I've seen this chick's been posting for some time, usually under the tagline Hot Sweet Ass. Decided to TOFTT today, and what a mistake it was. Agreed to 100 for the hh and off I went to her shitty incall in Lansingburgh. She comes outside and introduces herself as heather. Although she's definitely the gal in the pics, her belly signaled she was at least 4 months pregnant. We go to a bedroom and she loses the 2 pieces of clothing she was wearing. Sweats and a tank top. No bra, no panties, no socks. Not wanting to leave a chick in the buff by herself, I quickly disrobe and toss the donation on the floor towards her clothes. I begin sucking on her large prepartum mammaries and not a minute goes by when an old guy walks in the room out of nowhere. He starts yelling and cursing at her for what we're doing and for disrespecting his house. She begins with some weak argument about how so and so said she could use the house today. The man wants to hear none of it and he becomes more animated and hostile. I quickly start dressing and so does she, but it takes me longer as I have more shit to put on. Heather, on the other hand, is out of there with amazing speed, along with the donation. She tells me to meet her out front as the guy is still yelling and carrying on. I rush out of there as fast as I can and guess what? Heather's nowhere to be found, and no response to my calls or texts. You've been warned.

http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...am-it/21788785

Not sure to laugh or not.

IF this is a normal MO for these two, I am surprised that the house is still standing and not a pile of ash or something. Takes all kinds to cause such a story to be told.

Next time, think immediately at the shout of a man and DIVE for that donation and stuff it someplace, naked or not! Where they will not get it.

[Stark44]

So I've seen this chick's been posting for some time, usually under the tagline Hot Sweet Ass. Decided to TOFTT today, and what a mistake it was. Agreed to 100 for the hh and off I went to her shitty incall in Lansingburgh. She comes outside and introduces herself as heather. Although she's definitely the gal in the pics, her belly signaled she was at least 4 months pregnant. We go to a bedroom and she loses the 2 pieces of clothing she was wearing. Sweats and a tank top. No bra, no panties, no socks. Not wanting to leave a chick in the buff by herself, I quickly disrobe and toss the donation on the floor towards her clothes. I begin sucking on her large prepartum mammaries and not a minute goes by when an old guy walks in the room out of nowhere. He starts yelling and cursing at her for what we're doing and for disrespecting his house. She begins with some weak argument about how so and so said she could use the house today. The man wants to hear none of it and he becomes more animated and hostile. I quickly start dressing and so does she, but it takes me longer as I have more shit to put on. Heather, on the other hand, is out of there with amazing speed, along with the donation. She tells me to meet her out front as the guy is still yelling and carrying on. I rush out of there as fast as I can and guess what? Heather's nowhere to be found, and no response to my calls or texts. You've been warned.

http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...am-it/21788785

Hi-LAR-ious!! This is. By far. The SECOND best story of the year, and it's November already! The best story so far this year had a colossal typo in it that made it special, but this one has all its own unique twists and turns. Suspenseful, too!

But perhaps you were overreacting. Testosterone with an Adrenaline chaser. He never actually yelled at YOU, right? So, you weren't disrespecting anything.

And, to be honest, some of this was on you. You were obviously overdressed. As a reviewer pointed out last year, you're not supposed to wear socks to an appointment. Heather knew that; notice that she wasn't wearing socks. I'll bet the old guy wasn't wearing socks, either. Next time, three pieces of clothes, max.

Are you sure that when she said "out front," that she meant the same "out front" as you thought she meant? Maybe she was out front at another "out front" than you were out front at? Maybe you actually ditched her?

Anyway, a silver medal story, and very well-written. Calling the place "her shitty incall in Lansingburgh" TOTALLY set us up for the surprise O. Henry ending. Kudos! And the donation toss!! Another crucially pivotal piece of the story unceremoniously inserted so masterfully. You're clearly cursed with being a good tosser! Who else could toss a C-note with such cavalier accuracy?

[WarrenAJeffers]

So I've seen this chick's been posting for some time, usually under the tagline Hot Sweet Ass. Decided to TOFTT today, and what a mistake it was. Agreed to 100 for the hh and off I went to her shitty incall in Lansingburgh. She comes outside and introduces herself as heather. Although she's definitely the gal in the pics, her belly signaled she was at least 4 months pregnant. We go to a bedroom and she loses the 2 pieces of clothing she was wearing. Sweats and a tank top. No bra, no panties, no socks. Not wanting to leave a chick in the buff by herself, I quickly disrobe and toss the donation on the floor towards her clothes. I begin sucking on her large prepartum mammaries and not a minute goes by when an old guy walks in the room out of nowhere. He starts yelling and cursing at her for what we're doing and for disrespecting his house. She begins with some weak argument about how so and so said she could use the house today. The man wants to hear none of it and he becomes more animated and hostile. I quickly start dressing and so does she, but it takes me longer as I have more shit to put on. Heather, on the other hand, is out of there with amazing speed, along with the donation. She tells me to meet her out front as the guy is still yelling and carrying on. I rush out of there as fast as I can and guess what? Heather's nowhere to be found, and no response to my calls or texts. You've been warned.

http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...am-it/21788785

[Cetacean]

http://www.escortphonelookup.com/518-705-1794/

Either changed her number or pulled her ads. She will lure you all the way to Amsterdam with unbelievable rates (50) FS and pictures of a beautiful young woman who sometimes says she's Czech. Anyway, upon arrival and waiting 15 minutes says her boyfriend will be there in 5 minutes to collect half. I said F you, if anyone wants to take a chance be my guest. Only found one ad on back page with a different number.

Another ad. http://www.escortphonelookup.com/518...4/?id=22638980.

Check out the pictures, if only.

[WarrenAJeffers]

Of couse she ll get calls and get $$$ but that $$ goes to ger arms blah blah. Thats even sadder.

I always said it we re only a little amount of the big majority of mongers out there that don't even bother to know or don't know.

About these sites.

Apparently business has not been going well for her. Name, rates, and number have all changed. And now she's including pics of her pussy for good measure!

http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...n-you/22556668

[Giovanotti]

Sad part is she'll still get calls.

Of couse she ll get calls and get $$$ but that $$ goes to ger arms blah blah. Thats even sadder.

I always said it we re only a little amount of the big majority of mongers out there that don't even bother to know or don't know.

About these sites.

[KiraXXX]

Like an old penny, she keeps coming back. Different age, different rates, even a different spelling of her name. Same old thieving skank.

http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...50-60/22529976

Is that a tattoo of a garter?

[WarrenAJeffers]

Car pic is classy.

Sad part is she'll still get calls.

[Member #5729]

Like an old penny, she keeps coming back. Different age, different rates, even a different spelling of her name. Same old thieving skank.

http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...50-60/22529976

Car pic is classy.

[WarrenAJeffers]

The ***** is back. Don't fall for her shit.

http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...dison/21569669

Like an old penny, she keeps coming back. Different age, different rates, even a different spelling of her name. Same old thieving skank.

http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...50-60/22529976

[Brccfp02]

Called and set up appointment with Lilly today. Made the deal for a hr outcall and she no showed. Don't waste your time on her. http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...pping/16857749.

[KiraXXX]

I just laugh at the GPS ladies and ignore. For kicks I checked That othER site, which I am VIP on, and she has many reviews, all 9/10 and 10/10, well that is how you get GPS.

Of course that rate and her reviews are all out of Manhattan. Let the Albany market speak for itself.

Vegas too has similar donations but that's not typical donation rate for Manhattan. Your right she just has gps. Per hour that's ridiculous. I couldn't see the wealthiest guy going that large. For some company. If 3-4 chicks, or even 2 were showing up, yea ok I can see that.