Massage Parlor Reports

**WarrenAJeffers** · 06-22-17 12:29

Originally Posted by Cetacean [View Original Post]

It's Joy, I knew her when she had a brain. Recently wanted me to go in her mouth after sucking. Would not leave me alone. She was blocked, believe me fellas she's got a huge monkey on her back. Her husband is in jail, she's desperate and disgusting. Some of you may find that intriguing, wrap that rascal if you do.

You're complaining cause she wanted you to come in her mouth?

**Cetacean** · 06-22-17 10:42

Originally Posted by Fubar57 [View Original Post]

Skinny blonde with zero boobs? Looks like Joy to me.

It's Joy, I knew her when she had a brain. Recently wanted me to go in her mouth after sucking. Would not leave me alone. She was blocked, believe me fellas she's got a huge monkey on her back. Her husband is in jail, she's desperate and disgusting. Some of you may find that intriguing, wrap that rascal if you do.

**Fubar57** · 06-21-17 17:46

Originally Posted by FloydMay22 [View Original Post]

http://albany.backpage.com/Therapeut...londe/25713523

Had an hour massage. Place was a small studio. Pretty disgusting place with feces in the toliet and nothing to wipe your hands off after washing. She was prettier in person. Hardly talked. Seemed like she was out of it. Not a bad massage but on a bed, not a table. HE was lackluster to say the least. Absolutely no one home with this girl. Handed me a paper towel after to clean myself up and get out of there.

Too bad. She is cute and looked as if it could be a good time. I'd give her a C. Rating. 80 for the Hr. Including the HE so at least that wasnt a big loss.

Skinny blonde with zero boobs? Looks like Joy to me.

**StressRelief** · 06-21-17 11:35

Originally Posted by FloydMay22 [View Original Post]

http://albany.backpage.com/Therapeut...londe/25713523

Had an hour massage. Place was a small studio. Pretty disgusting place with feces in the toliet and nothing to wipe your hands off after washing. She was prettier in person. Hardly talked. Seemed like she was out of it. Not a bad massage but on a bed, not a table. HE was lackluster to say the least. Absolutely no one home with this girl. Handed me a paper towel after to clean myself up and get out of there.

Too bad. She is cute and looked as if it could be a good time. I'd give her a C. Rating. 80 for the Hr. Including the HE so at least that wasnt a big loss.

I reviewed her a while back and the massage was OK, no HE for me. She was in a motel off Rte 9 south of the circle in Latham. Room had a distinct smoke smell to it. No worth the $ IMHO.

Stress.

**FloydMay22** · 06-21-17 09:57

http://albany.backpage.com/Therapeut...londe/25713523

Had an hour massage. Place was a small studio. Pretty disgusting place with feces in the toliet and nothing to wipe your hands off after washing. She was prettier in person. Hardly talked. Seemed like she was out of it. Not a bad massage but on a bed, not a table. HE was lackluster to say the least. Absolutely no one home with this girl. Handed me a paper towel after to clean myself up and get out of there.

Too bad. She is cute and looked as if it could be a good time. I'd give her a C. Rating. 80 for the Hr. Including the HE so at least that wasnt a big loss.

**David Peter** · 06-20-17 22:32

Originally Posted by Nate2422 [View Original Post]

Well it seems getting shorted is becoming a trend. I just went to 1760 and after the shower only got a 10 min massage then asked to flip. Wanted payment before we started. As soon as the fun was done she said sorry real busy make it up next time. Massage started at 4 was back in my car at 4:35. So guess I am done with AMPs for awhile.

Few things to add. Tip is required upfront right after the flip. Tip is at least 100. It is pricey. But the girl is in 20's and good looking, big tits.

**JRod125** · 06-20-17 18:21

Visited the Balaton spa AMP and had a positive experience. Walked to door, no door bell and walked right in, 2 ladies sitting there probably both in their thirty not bad looking but not the hottest. Went with hhr for $40. Massage was very good and she knew what she was doing, even hit me with the hot stones which felt great, some teasing Pre flip and on the flip no mention of tip, big big plus. Actually massaged my front for a while instead of just going for the ending and then standard HJ ending and I didn't try for anything more. She recommended I do an HR next time because I needed more work. Tipped $30 and she was happy. Absolutely will repeat!

**Fubar57** · 06-20-17 18:15

Originally Posted by Nate2422 [View Original Post]

Well it seems getting shorted is becoming a trend. I just went to 1760 and after the shower only got a 10 min massage then asked to flip. Wanted payment before we started. As soon as the fun was done she said sorry real busy make it up next time. Massage started at 4 was back in my car at 4:35. So guess I am done with AMPs for awhile.

Here is a strange thought. If you're not happy with the service then maybe stop going to AMPs.

**IvyLeaman** · 06-19-17 15:58

Originally Posted by Nate2422 [View Original Post]

Well it seems getting shorted is becoming a trend. I just went to 1760 and after the shower only got a 10 min massage then asked to flip. Wanted payment before we started. As soon as the fun was done she said sorry real busy make it up next time. Massage started at 4 was back in my car at 4:35. So guess I am done with AMPs for awhile.

Anybody got a fake badge? Make sure they see it when you pull out your wallet! Of course you most likely won't even get an HE, LOL; but I bet you would get your full hour.

**Nate2422** · 06-16-17 16:38

Well it seems getting shorted is becoming a trend. I just went to 1760 and after the shower only got a 10 min massage then asked to flip. Wanted payment before we started. As soon as the fun was done she said sorry real busy make it up next time. Massage started at 4 was back in my car at 4:35. So guess I am done with AMPs for awhile.

**David Peter** · 06-13-17 19:49

Originally Posted by IvyLeaman [View Original Post]

I hadn't been to door 9 in a while so gave it a try the other day, June 6 in the afternoon. Greeted by a 30'ish woman who went by Sophie, paid 65 for an hour. The massage started off ok, but after only 15 minutes on my back the hot towel wipe was given and she had me flip. Right away she asked for a tip as she pointed to my dick. I made the sign for full service and said 100. A big no was given. After some negotiations we agreed on 60 for a BJ. She left the room after I gave her the money and after a minute came back with a large piece of saran wrap. I figured what the fuck, it'll take me a long time to come so I rolled with it. She sucked and sucked, occasionally adjusting the saran wrap. After a good 15 minutes she said how about some oil for an HJ? I said I gave you 60 for a BJ and put her head back on my rod. She went a few more minutes and without asking quit and got the oil, giving me a hand job to finish. Even though I still had 20-25 minutes left, that was it. On the way out I told her she should give me some money back as I paid for an hour. Next time better she said.

To all the AMP owners reading this; next time I get shorted on time by more then 5 minutes I'm going to get a burner phone and rat you out to the cops saying your operation is a whorehouse. Tell your workers to give what we pay for time wise or your business will get shuttered faster then shit through a goose. This has nothing to do with side deals for extras. I pay for an hour give me an hour.

I concur. I got shorted more than 20 minutes at door #9. It is normal to be shorted by 15 minutes in this area. It happens to me all the times. State street at Schenectady is a worth visited AMP because their girls are young and pretty. However, I oftenly get shorted 15-20 minutes there as well. And tip for BJ is at least 80 with several negotiations.

**StressRelief** · 06-13-17 10:04

Originally Posted by SidPounder [View Original Post]

Do you have a link or number that will work?

Thanks for review.

Just PM'd you.

Stress.

**Harry Twatter** · 06-13-17 09:57

Been going to wellness foot spa for awhile now, prob over 20 x. I did get extras in the very beginning and came close a cpl months ago but nothing worth noting. The massage is always excellent and only 45 for a true full hour. I still hold out hope for extras but am fine with just the massage at that price point, until this past week.

I walk in and the owner puts me in one of the rooms like usual, says hour full body, I confirm and he leaves. I get undressed and lie face down on table. I hear the curtain move with the typical "ready?" but something didn't sound quite right. I lift up my head and it's a dude, I said no fn way, are you kidding me, female only. Needless to say they were all busy so I got up, dressed and out the door. Thankfully you don't pay until the end but WTF a guy? Just not going to happen. Tell me to come back in an hour, a day, even a week but that's some sneaky shit to pull especially on a regular. That's it for me.

http://albany.backpage.com/Therapeut...-8809/17420391

**GuitarGuy1000** · 06-13-17 09:18

Originally Posted by SidPounder [View Original Post]

Do you have a link or number that will work?

Thanks for review.

Lilyana books her appointments online when she is in town. She posts in the WforM section of BP and spends 1 week a month here.

**SidPounder** · 06-13-17 08:50

Originally Posted by GuitarGuy1000 [View Original Post]

I finally got the chance to find out what all the fuss was about and all I can say is WOW!! I opted for the 90 minute B2 B and it was amazing from start to finish. Lilyana is a perfect 10 and provides a perfect experience! A definite MUST see!

Do you have a link or number that will work?

Thanks for review.