Massage Parlor Reports

**Raige614** · 03-23-19 21:26

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**StressRelief** · 03-23-19 15:04

Just got a message from Lily that she'll be back in town March 31st to April 6th! Check out her ad on USA and get yourself booked for a session. You know the drill -.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...552&cityid=298

Stress.

**Walker22** · 03-22-19 12:01

Originally Posted by Xavier629 [View Original Post]

Just got back from Osborne road. Ever since the Kraft story, and Galaxy closing, been mind of avoiding my Asian friends, but was getting an itch. And bc I've been pulling in a lot of hours so hit the jackpot in my check. Got to the door and they have a new bell from last time I was there, looks exactly like a camera under Neath the doorbell. At this point I'm feeling a little nervous, but I grew a new pair of balls, wore them, and rang twice, I mean I could of left once I saw the camera, but at this point they Already know I'm there so I might as well go for it. A few seconds later the door slowly opens and behind it is a very shy looking cutie. About 5" 3, 110 lbs, nice B's and long silky black hAir. She led me in and asked how much time, I said60 minutes, so gave her my $65 donation and went Into the room. Ljghts were dim but I asked her to turn them on so I could get a better look, wow, she was about a 7. 5 out of 10. I'm just going to skip right to the point your all waiting for. After about a good 20 minutes, did the flip and motioned I wanted the fwhe 9 yards, she was kind of heisitant, but I took her hand and started inching down south of the equator, she starts giggling and I'm getting g paranoid she's laughing at my little friend who was still half asleep. Once I felt those soft hands on my skin he instantly started waking up, after about 20 seconds of some self play and her help she got into a nice stroke and I JUST laid there in heaven. Long story short about 10 minutes later I asked her to use the mouth and she instantly stopped. Thinking this is my only chance to get rid of a lot of built up stress. And other things, I break out a crisp fitty and she got to work, I was shocked bc honest I thought the working of her hands was it, but she instantly grabbed it and looked like a mid in a candy store. She did a nice and slow sucky sucky and I couldn't take itany longer. Blew a big onc right iinto that perfect mouth and and started trying to catch my breath. She actually stayed on until even my reserves were drained And just nonchalantly got up a spit into the paper towel and asked how I felt. She saw the bug smile on my face and gave me a hug and a water. She has a customer for life but with my luck next time I go there, there won't be a shy 20 something slowly opening the door, but the total opposite!

That's the problem with Osborne. From week to week you never know what you'll get. I think this place has the widest swing in quality of any local AMP.

**Xavier629** · 03-21-19 22:13

Just got back from Osborne road. Ever since the Kraft story, and Galaxy closing, been mind of avoiding my Asian friends, but was getting an itch. And bc I've been pulling in a lot of hours so hit the jackpot in my check. Got to the door and they have a new bell from last time I was there, looks exactly like a camera under Neath the doorbell. At this point I'm feeling a little nervous, but I grew a new pair of balls, wore them, and rang twice, I mean I could of left once I saw the camera, but at this point they Already know I'm there so I might as well go for it. A few seconds later the door slowly opens and behind it is a very shy looking cutie. About 5" 3, 110 lbs, nice B's and long silky black hAir. She led me in and asked how much time, I said60 minutes, so gave her my $65 donation and went Into the room. Ljghts were dim but I asked her to turn them on so I could get a better look, wow, she was about a 7. 5 out of 10. I'm just going to skip right to the point your all waiting for. After about a good 20 minutes, did the flip and motioned I wanted the fwhe 9 yards, she was kind of heisitant, but I took her hand and started inching down south of the equator, she starts giggling and I'm getting g paranoid she's laughing at my little friend who was still half asleep. Once I felt those soft hands on my skin he instantly started waking up, after about 20 seconds of some self play and her help she got into a nice stroke and I JUST laid there in heaven. Long story short about 10 minutes later I asked her to use the mouth and she instantly stopped. Thinking this is my only chance to get rid of a lot of built up stress. And other things, I break out a crisp fitty and she got to work, I was shocked bc honest I thought the working of her hands was it, but she instantly grabbed it and looked like a mid in a candy store. She did a nice and slow sucky sucky and I couldn't take itany longer. Blew a big onc right iinto that perfect mouth and and started trying to catch my breath. She actually stayed on until even my reserves were drained And just nonchalantly got up a spit into the paper towel and asked how I felt. She saw the bug smile on my face and gave me a hug and a water. She has a customer for life but with my luck next time I go there, there won't be a shy 20 something slowly opening the door, but the total opposite!

**NewEnglandKid** · 03-20-19 23:26

Originally Posted by Schenectadysam [View Original Post]

Don't know and don't care. Saw her once. Total lackluster experience. Can think of a lot of better ways to blow $100.

I have seen Kara several times and every visit has been great. The massage has always been spot on.

**Frinky** · 03-20-19 15:55

Originally Posted by IvyLeaman [View Original Post]

This arrangement must be more of keeping an eye on the employees so they don't break the law. They obviously don't want to get busted. Whenever I go to an AMP I always give the room a good look; especially at the speakers which pipe in the those lovely Oriental tunes.

I think they all have a subscription to Zamfir.com and get the same loop over and over and over and over.

**IvyLeaman** · 03-20-19 15:30

Originally Posted by CaddyCatch98 [View Original Post]

Drove through the area and it seemed a little sketchy. Sitting in traffic you could see no lights were on and someone was cracking the door open, would peek out, shut it then reopen and peek out.

She does smoke so she was probably taking a break and just checking out the "great view", LOL. A week or so ago the paramedics had the lot full of cars and she asked me about it. I said they were probably having a meeting; so she does check out her surroundings. I'd hate to be stuck there all day long so I'd be peeking out myself.

**StressRelief** · 03-20-19 12:39

Originally Posted by DunKin9 [View Original Post]

Well in that case, please PM me her contact info.

Thanks,

Dunkin.

Check your PM.

**DunKin9** · 03-20-19 11:54

Well in that case, please PM me her contact info.

Thanks,

Dunkin.

Originally Posted by StressRelief [View Original Post]

Yes. They are not one in the same. I've reviewed them both and the Star that is on STG is indeed an escort while the Star that I've reviewed here many times is not. This Star only does body rubs and that's where is ends, happily I might add.

Stress.

**Upforfunn27** · 03-20-19 11:18

Originally Posted by DunKin9 [View Original Post]

Hi SR,

Is the Star you mention different than the one that posts on STG?

Yes. This Star doesn't advertise anymore. She started with Lilyana several years ago. No, she is not Lilyana's sister. But, she gives a great massage in a nice private residence not to mention she is a great lady. Don't go there looking for escort services. Enjoy and treat her right.

**StressRelief** · 03-20-19 11:09

Originally Posted by DunKin9 [View Original Post]

Hi SR,

Is the Star you mention different than the one that posts on STG?

Yes. They are not one in the same. I've reviewed them both and the Star that is on STG is indeed an escort while the Star that I've reviewed here many times is not. This Star only does body rubs and that's where is ends, happily I might add.

Stress.

**DunKin9** · 03-20-19 09:56

Hi SR,

Is the Star you mention different than the one that posts on STG?

Originally Posted by StressRelief [View Original Post]

I made my monthly trek to see Star for one of her amazing body rubs. I just can't say enough good things about her. I've been seeing her for so long we know what each other likes and boy does she get me wound up (I do the same to her). Even at my age which is more than 40 but less than 55, she gets me to launch like a 20 year old, which is kinda cool!

Very laid back lady that is sensual, intelligent and just a wee bit naughty (ok, a little more than a wee bit). I usually go for a 90 minute session but time was limited today so I went for 60 instead. Still left feeling relaxed, very happy and wobbly like jello.

Once again have permission to share her info with established SENIOR members only, so PM me. She is very selective in who she sees, and has apparently been getting a lot of requests from folks on another site that she never advertised on.

Fave fun, be safe!

Stress.

**Schenectadysam** · 03-20-19 06:21

Originally Posted by Upforfunn27 [View Original Post]

Anyone know if the "Thinking man's masseuse" is still around? I think her name may have been Kara or Cara. Please share a link, or PM me with contact info. Thanks.

Don't know and don't care. Saw her once. Total lackluster experience. Can think of a lot of better ways to blow $100.

**TG841** · 03-19-19 23:25

Originally Posted by Xavier629 [View Original Post]

If you called there. And they said they were open. Why didn't you ask if they were in the same place or. Not? I guess that would of been to easy.

Can there be a rule where Senior Members are not allowed to be rude to Jr members? [Deleted by Admin]

There is, if you read the rules you will see it. You might also find the report post button.

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**StressRelief** · 03-19-19 23:14

I made my monthly trek to see Star for one of her amazing body rubs. I just can't say enough good things about her. I've been seeing her for so long we know what each other likes and boy does she get me wound up (I do the same to her). Even at my age which is more than 40 but less than 55, she gets me to launch like a 20 year old, which is kinda cool!

Very laid back lady that is sensual, intelligent and just a wee bit naughty (ok, a little more than a wee bit). I usually go for a 90 minute session but time was limited today so I went for 60 instead. Still left feeling relaxed, very happy and wobbly like jello.

Once again have permission to share her info with established SENIOR members only, so PM me. She is very selective in who she sees, and has apparently been getting a lot of requests from folks on another site that she never advertised on.

Fave fun, be safe!

Stress.