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**Umbrellaman1** · 05-19-11 15:45

I second. Just stay away, stay the fuck away. She and her GF are not even YMMV level. They are a complete and utter waste of money, and given what she charges that says a lot.

Originally Posted by Colahunter [View Original Post]

Was in the area and decided to give Trish from BP a call. She described herself as 5'3" and 148 lbs. Usually those stats take her out of my weight class. However, with the pics she posted and the $50 price she posted in the ad (not this ad) , I figured why not. It looked like she carried her 148 well. Anyway, the area of her incall location is her apartment that is in the vicinity mentiioned in the SW posts. Well, I walk up the stairs and she was wearing a sundress exposing her bare shoulders, although she wasn't that appealing. That wasn't the worst of it. The apartment was fuckin' nasty. It was very cluttered and reeked bad of cat urine. She leads me to the bedroom and I'm figuring that maybe in there, it would be better. WRONG! It was just as cluttered and the urine smell was still there. I immediately said,"I can't do this." She said,"Are you sure?" I responded,"Yes," and walked out. She seemed to be a nice girl when I talked to her on the phone, but there was no fuckin' way I was going to spend one more minute in that nasty apartment.

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**Boston617** · 05-14-11 12:01

Sorry to hear it coal. I almost made the same mistake. Called her from a payphone and she told me to call when I got closer. Called again and she hung up on me. Good thing, did some digging online and heard the same stuff from other people. Someone even said her husband likes to hide in the bathroom, no thanks! She told one guy her dog was in the bathroom and he could piss out the window. No wonder she's asking 50 even then its not worth it.

**Dokken82** · 04-29-11 13:03

Saw Meah this morning. Nice clean hotel. She is the woman in the pics and is even more attractive in person. Spent an hour with her and had an amazing time. Will repeat. PM for details.

**ColaHunter** · 04-07-11 20:22

Was in the area and decided to give Trish from BP a call. She described herself as 5'3" and 148 lbs. Usually those stats take her out of my weight class. However, with the pics she posted and the $50 price she posted in the ad (not this ad) , I figured why not. It looked like she carried her 148 well. Anyway, the area of her incall location is her apartment that is in the vicinity mentiioned in the SW posts. Well, I walk up the stairs and she was wearing a sundress exposing her bare shoulders, although she wasn't that appealing. That wasn't the worst of it. The apartment was fuckin' nasty. It was very cluttered and reeked bad of cat urine. She leads me to the bedroom and I'm figuring that maybe in there, it would be better. WRONG! It was just as cluttered and the urine smell was still there. I immediately said,"I can't do this." She said,"Are you sure?" I responded,"Yes," and walked out. She seemed to be a nice girl when I talked to her on the phone, but there was no fuckin' way I was going to spend one more minute in that nasty apartment.

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**JankMonster** · 03-19-11 23:39

No info I could find here on Cecile. She regularly posts on BP so I decided to see what she's all about.

Typical two call system led me to apartment on the West end of town. Met at the door (after waiting outside about 5 minutes). I was led up a very dirty stairway to a sparsely appointed apartment and a seemingly dirty mattress on the floor. Cecile's looks were in keeping with her BP ad but not very glamourous. What I mean was, she's definitely the girl in the pics, but doesn't look as good as the pics.

I should've left after seeing the mattress on the floor, but I didn't. She became comfortable as I made myself and I laid myself done upon it. What followed was a massage I'd give a 3 in quality. Not the worst but not horrible. Just not memorable. Flipped me over really early and then gave a very nice accomodating HE, following my leads about what I like.

Overall I was there for about 1/2 the time I paid for and left satisfied but disgusted at the same time. She says she's moving but I would not repeat. Not at all.

From her ad in BP:

Hi my name is Cecile. I'm a 22 yr old college student looking to have sum fun! I offer gentlemen only an massage. I have hands of a sensual goddess that will leave you. Relax and take your daily stress away in a clean, comfortable, and soothing atmosphere *candlelght *soft music! Your perfect little getaway! I'm waiting for your call 603-820-2084.

Poster's age: 22.

• Location: Manchester.

• Post I'd: 2343689 newhampshire

**Drivin for Fun** · 03-14-11 09:40

Yes, the woman I visited was Kim. You're right, if she just upped her customer service skills she could make a LOT more money. I thought she was quite attractive and didn't care that she wasn't a rocket scientist! Oh well, there will be a gem out there somewhere!

Drivin

**ArchersTarget** · 03-05-11 16:41

Yes She changes her name all the time. When I went to see her as Stacey I walked in and walked right out. She is not worth the cheap $60 and that is why we post these reports so no one will waste there time and get bummed out when they arrive. There are a lot better out there so keep posting to find them.

**Javazer** · 03-05-11 10:09

Originally Posted by Drivin for Fun [View Original Post]

I saw a young woman named. Well, it started with a k. Anyway, called and she invited me right over to her apartment on the west side of the river. It was in an ok neighborhood, with on-street parking. Second floor apartment and I had to be buzzed in.

The place was a mess, and there was an open 1/2 gallon of vodka on the table and she was drinking vodka and cranberry at 3:30 in the afternoon. Looked much better than her pictures, and while the ad said. 6 for massage, more was available for double the price and she looked good and I'm old, so I said yes to more.

She had me lay down on the massage table without any sheet. She did wipe it down with wipes at my request. And this is where things went down hill FAST. She rubbed my back for maybe 30 seconds, my legs for another 15, and asked me to turn over. And the phone had already rung twice! She got out the rubber put it on and started sucking like. I'm not sure what, but it wasn't fun! I got sort of hard and the phone rang again. Lost the mood, decided to cut my losses, and just had her finish by hand.

Then when I finished and was getting dressed, she asked for a tip. I said I didn't think so. That I was rushed, no time taken, and her customer service skills were poor at best. Maybe next time. Yeah, like that will happen!

Good luck,

Drivin

"are you looking for the best body massage of your life look no more, with a hot sexy babie. Call 603-391-2728 email delisciouskim@yahoo.com"

I think you are talking about Kim / Anna / Stacy that post on BP. I personally had a horrible visit, my bad, but no review was available at that time. If this is the girl I would advise to avoid.

J.

**WIL79** · 03-05-11 00:25

Bet it was the gal that starts with K and ends in m. Too bad, with just a decent job and passable / personable customer skill she'd get repeat business. And a tip.

Still looking for a good value in Southern NH / Northern MA since French Poet left the scene last year.

Originally Posted by Drivin for Fun [View Original Post]

I saw a young woman named. Well, it started with a k. Anyway, called and she invited me right over to her apartment on the west side of the river. It was in an ok neighborhood, with on-street parking. Second floor apartment and I had to be buzzed in.

The place was a mess, and there was an open 1/2 gallon of vodka on the table and she was drinking vodka and cranberry at 3:30 in the afternoon. Looked much better than her pictures, and while the ad said. 6 for massage, more was available for double the price and she looked good and I'm old, so I said yes to more.

She had me lay down on the massage table without any sheet. She did wipe it down with wipes at my request. And this is where things went down hill FAST. She rubbed my back for maybe 30 seconds, my legs for another 15, and asked me to turn over. And the phone had already rung twice! She got out the rubber put it on and started sucking like. I'm not sure what, but it wasn't fun! I got sort of hard and the phone rang again. Lost the mood, decided to cut my losses, and just had her finish by hand.

Then when I finished and was getting dressed, she asked for a tip. I said I didn't think so. That I was rushed, no time taken, and her customer service skills were poor at best. Maybe next time. Yeah, like that will happen!

Good luck,

Drivin

**Drivin for Fun** · 03-04-11 17:09

I saw a young woman named. Well, it started with a k. Anyway, called and she invited me right over to her apartment on the west side of the river. It was in an ok neighborhood, with on-street parking. Second floor apartment and I had to be buzzed in.

The place was a mess, and there was an open 1/2 gallon of vodka on the table and she was drinking vodka and cranberry at 3:30 in the afternoon. Looked much better than her pictures, and while the ad said. 6 for massage, more was available for double the price and she looked good and I'm old, so I said yes to more.

She had me lay down on the massage table without any sheet. She did wipe it down with wipes at my request. And this is where things went down hill FAST. She rubbed my back for maybe 30 seconds, my legs for another 15, and asked me to turn over. And the phone had already rung twice! She got out the rubber put it on and started sucking like. I'm not sure what, but it wasn't fun! I got sort of hard and the phone rang again. Lost the mood, decided to cut my losses, and just had her finish by hand.

Then when I finished and was getting dressed, she asked for a tip. I said I didn't think so. That I was rushed, no time taken, and her customer service skills were poor at best. Maybe next time. Yeah, like that will happen!

Good luck,

Drivin