Escort Reports

[Parakleet]

So while LC was down, I hopped onto STG to see if I could find anyone to play with and came upon this post:

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/fe...r/423270882859

Okay she has a decent looking body and services seems good enough so I decided to give this one a try. I had her come to me since my car was broken down. Some time later, I was immediately alarmed to see a whale walking up to the door and I almost wanted to say that she must've gotten the wrong house but I'd feel bad for making her come all the way out and who knows she might be a hidden jewel. Nope that wasn't the case, I was even more repulsed to see how morbidly obese she was, probably 3 or 4 times heavier than in her pictures and I smelled a funky odor coming from her. I closed my eyes as I tried to bang wherever her hole was but several seconds later, I felt myself immediately go limp so we tried a BJ but she wasn't very good at that at all. In the end, I never came but she said that she had to go pick up her friend and promised to try again another day free of charge. No thanks, I don't want to be porking a whale, especially when my dick instinctively shut down like that. Later after she left, I tried to get myself off but it took me several minutes just to get it hard again even though I didn't cum with her. Guess the dick was so turned off that it didn't want to play again huh.

But yea, those pictures do not represent her at all. In fact, they may be from years and years ago, or could be photoshopped to look slimmer, or probably even someone else. I guess I should've noticed something was off when there's no face picture or how cheap her rates were. Also, I should've checked her weight to height ratio which would place her in the overweight range, but the pics fooled me to even consider that possibility. Actually, she's not overweight, she's just very obese so she certainly isn't 170 lb as she claims to be.

More like a bait and switch.

There is an ad on LC with some of those pics for a pair of laides.

One is slender the other it probably your whale.

[Manfree888]

What really sucks is that the Comments on that site are edited and therefore utterly unreliable.

Too bad. She's actually really hot, but don't piss her off. She'll threaten to post your number and pic (if you send one) on other sites if you do. FYI.

[Manfree888]

Multiple ads run right after each other. One with the pic in the blue, one with the topless pic. Wonder who's showin up at the door??

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/fe...w/711619017354

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/ma...l/964405571901

It's the same woman, she just put on from what I see a lot of weight. Hard pass for me LOL.

[Manfree888]

I've had the same experience with Piper as you GamerDude. I always got a good BBBJ from her and doggy was her best position to blow in. I did anal with her, but she could only do it missionary and it wasn't that great. I haven't seen her in a while. After Krista did a fake account on here and with terrible reviews, I didn't even bother.

I've had piper come over for an outcall a few months ago. Reviews were good so I went with it. We agreed on 260. Was good with communication and showed up on time. But man I was very disappointed when she came over. Teeth were a mess. Breast were saggy. And to top it all off, her pussy stank really bad. She did give good head, but deff wasn't worth 260. I had to concentrate to get my nut on account how bad her pussy stank which is a complete turn off.

[EsGarcea]

Multiple ads run right after each other. One with the pic in the blue, one with the topless pic. Wonder who's showin up at the door??

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/fe...w/711619017354

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/ma...l/964405571901

[Rtlp2004]

Has anyone had any luck using switter? (https://switter.at).

Its like a social media facebook for working girls. There are a few in st Louis and other areas around the state.

[Parakleet]

So while LC was down, I hopped onto STG to see if I could find anyone to play with and came upon this post:

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/fe...r/423270882859

Okay she has a decent looking body and services seems good enough so I decided to give this one a try. I had her come to me since my car was broken down. Some time later, I was immediately alarmed to see a whale walking up to the door and I almost wanted to say that she must've gotten the wrong house but I'd feel bad for making her come all the way out and who knows she might be a hidden jewel. Nope that wasn't the case, I was even more repulsed to see how morbidly obese she was, probably 3 or 4 times heavier than in her pictures and I smelled a funky odor coming from her. I closed my eyes as I tried to bang wherever her hole was but several seconds later, I felt myself immediately go limp so we tried a BJ but she wasn't very good at that at all. In the end, I never came but she said that she had to go pick up her friend and promised to try again another day free of charge. No thanks, I don't want to be porking a whale, especially when my dick instinctively shut down like that. Later after she left, I tried to get myself off but it took me several minutes just to get it hard again even though I didn't cum with her. Guess the dick was so turned off that it didn't want to play again huh.

But yea, those pictures do not represent her at all. In fact, they may be from years and years ago, or could be photoshopped to look slimmer, or probably even someone else. I guess I should've noticed something was off when there's no face picture or how cheap her rates were. Also, I should've checked her weight to height ratio which would place her in the overweight range, but the pics fooled me to even consider that possibility. Actually, she's not overweight, she's just very obese so she certainly isn't 170 lb as she claims to be.

Pics might be vintage but she did list weight at 170#.

[Badboy2]

Man it sucks to hear people saying Piper sucked. I haven't seen her in a while (mostly because of reviews on these forums.) but when I was seeing her regularly she always gave me a sloppy BBBJ which was amazing and wasn't at all just laying there still. Doggy was great and she wasn't the best at riding but she would try. She also always gave me 2 pops.

It's unfortunate though she's considered one of the hottest. I remember she had sagging breasts and looked to be getting a bit of a pudge. Her recent pictures make it look like she toned up but I'm not sure if that's just good angling or not.

I've had the same experience with Piper as you GamerDude. I always got a good BBBJ from her and doggy was her best position to blow in. I did anal with her, but she could only do it missionary and it wasn't that great. I haven't seen her in a while. After Krista did a fake account on here and with terrible reviews, I didn't even bother.

[StlGamerDude]

Piper is terrible! Luckily I ran into some comments here before I pulled the trigger on Kristina. If she is worse than Piper then that is saying a lot. Its a shame the two hottest girls as far as the regular escorts are the worst. What a bummer. Sorry for your experience.

Man it sucks to hear people saying Piper sucked. I haven't seen her in a while (mostly because of reviews on these forums.) but when I was seeing her regularly she always gave me a sloppy BBBJ which was amazing and wasn't at all just laying there still. Doggy was great and she wasn't the best at riding but she would try. She also always gave me 2 pops.

It's unfortunate though she's considered one of the hottest. I remember she had sagging breasts and looked to be getting a bit of a pudge. Her recent pictures make it look like she toned up but I'm not sure if that's just good angling or not.

[Newbie1961]

I think they continue to thrive even with terrible service, because they are among the few thin white young attractive girls in the area that offer decent in call. They are both so worn out and mechanical now. I can only imagine how many guys they see in a day. I actually prefer Piper's mother Gina. Not young and thin of course but at least she seems to get into it more.

What really sucks is that the Comments on that site are edited and therefore utterly unreliable.

[Longranger72]

A lot of people have had good experiences with her, mine have not been so good. My impression is that she is a flake. Most of the time she doesn't answer and when she has for me 3 times now she has ghosted me. First time I got her location and told her I was omw. 5 minutes later she says to call her and I say I can't, don't have it setup on my google app for calls. I ask her if that's a problem and never hear back, drive out here and she never answers again. I have contacted her several times since and sometimes she answers and most times she doesn't. One time she replied hours later and it was too late for me to get away and play so I asked to see her the next morning, again to no answers when I texted.

Jump ahead to yesterday, I try again and shortly after I text she answers that she is available, and teases me for not ever making it to see her. I say I am definitely going to be there and we set a time for 1 pm. She texts about 1230 and asks for 1:15 because maintenance is coming. Ok with me. I get near and voice call her as she asked with a different number that she was ok with, no answer no reply to text. 15 minutes later she replied the she needs a few more minutes. 30 minutes later no reply or answer. I go home. An hour later she texts that she is sorry and explains what happened. I asked to see her this morning and she was all for it, wanted to make up for the mess up said she was a perfectionist. So we set a date for 9 am, she said she would text me at 7 and 730 and 8 to make sure I was coming. Sent me a video that she must have made that night saying in the video that she would take care of me in the morning. Well morning came and crickets from her, I texted and called and texted and nothing. Just what I expected.

[RogueOne1977]

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/missouri/stlouis/52567484/[/URL]

Went to see Kristina. Most dead fish fuck I've ever had. Wouldn't let me massage her to start. Wouldn't get in 69 when she was sucking my dick. Used a dry hand to jerk me off. To make things worse, saw men's shoes under the bed when I was getting ready to leave. She's so deadpan. 6 feet tall, very thin. Didn't say more than 4 sentences the whole time. So bad in fact I am probably going to retire as a Mongerer. Fucking terrible. Worse than Piper!

Piper is terrible! Luckily I ran into some comments here before I pulled the trigger on Kristina. If she is worse than Piper then that is saying a lot. Its a shame the two hottest girls as far as the regular escorts are the worst. What a bummer. Sorry for your experience.

[Dubberman]

So while LC was down, I hopped onto STG to see if I could find anyone to play with and came upon this post:

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/fe...r/423270882859

Okay she has a decent looking body and services seems good enough so I decided to give this one a try. I had her come to me since my car was broken down. Some time later, I was immediately alarmed to see a whale walking up to the door and I almost wanted to say that she must've gotten the wrong house but I'd feel bad for making her come all the way out and who knows she might be a hidden jewel. Nope that wasn't the case, I was even more repulsed to see how morbidly obese she was, probably 3 or 4 times heavier than in her pictures and I smelled a funky odor coming from her. I closed my eyes as I tried to bang wherever her hole was but several seconds later, I felt myself immediately go limp so we tried a BJ but she wasn't very good at that at all. In the end, I never came but she said that she had to go pick up her friend and promised to try again another day free of charge. No thanks, I don't want to be porking a whale, especially when my dick instinctively shut down like that. Later after she left, I tried to get myself off but it took me several minutes just to get it hard again even though I didn't cum with her. Guess the dick was so turned off that it didn't want to play again huh.

But yea, those pictures do not represent her at all. In fact, they may be from years and years ago, or could be photoshopped to look slimmer, or probably even someone else. I guess I should've noticed something was off when there's no face picture or how cheap her rates were. Also, I should've checked her weight to height ratio which would place her in the overweight range, but the pics fooled me to even consider that possibility. Actually, she's not overweight, she's just very obese so she certainly isn't 170 lb as she claims to be.

[PilotPete]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52567484/

Went to see Kristina. Most dead fish fuck I've ever had. Wouldn't let me massage her to start. Wouldn't get in 69 when she was sucking my dick. Used a dry hand to jerk me off. To make things worse, saw men's shoes under the bed when I was getting ready to leave. She's so deadpan. 6 feet tall, very thin. Didn't say more than 4 sentences the whole time. So bad in fact I am probably going to retire as a Mongerer. Fucking terrible. Worse than Piper!

What really sucks is that the Comments on that site are edited and therefore utterly unreliable.

[TwoSheds]

Anyone seen them?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52575575/

That's a cash app scam that always seems to post 2 girls and uses 314.000.0000 format on the phone numbers instead of the standard 314-000-0000 style. Probably european.

Easy to spot his new ads.