Escort Reports

[RedHotGuy]

Hey Mongers. I'll be in St Lou next week & was wondering if you could help a bruh out. Who are the best dreams in your great city. Let me know! I'll return the fav if you are ever in Indy.

[DVelvet69]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/59921076/

Was bored and TOFFT with and this one last night after texting and agreeing to 140 hhr incall.

The ONLY plus is she is the girl in the pics (calls herself Pinky) even though she looks much smaller in real life-which was also a plus-but everything else was a shitshow.

She is apparently staying in someone else's place (could clearly hear another womans voice somewhere in the apartment) and her room literally wreaked of weed-started to leave but said to hell with it. We get undressed, give donation-which she left the room with-and she comes back and we begin and less than 3 minutes into a totally lame BBJ she starts in with the excuses to start rushing-suddenly kept claiming she had to drop her kid off. I tell her I paid for 30 minutes and she claims it was for only 15 at which point I grab my phone and show her her own texts to which she says "I meant 15 because I have to be somewhere" and she gets up and starts putting her clothes back on-WTF!? So I ask her "are you not even going to finish then?” and she actually looks shocked by that, once again WTF? Told her if you’re gonna leave I want my money back and ended up just making her suck my balls until I blew on her face-which she clearly didn't like but at this point fuck her-and got the hell out of there.
In short, this chick was basically a total waste of time, she is TOTAL pothead and her brain was clearly toast. I could barely understand her because she just mumbled when she talks-probably from smoking pot all day-and she actually asked I minded if she smoked her joint while giving me head-seriously!

P.S.: She also kept the room pitch black during our session which was weird to say the least-kept saying it was so her kid would not walk in on us even though the door was locked, LOL.

Got home any immediately had to throw everything in the washer and hop in the shower-it was that bad-so my advice to everyone is just save your 140 and look elsewhere because you can certainly do better.

AVOID THIS CHICK!

Stay Safe.

[Jeffc 574]

Anyone have any info they can share in Diana Darling? Seems she's back and scheduling. Basic info such as BBBJ? DFK? Can PM me if you like.

Much appreciated.

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/152823

Those are her real pictures, although heavily blurred. Other reviews have said there is a full menu. I tried to set something up earlier this week. Texted at 9:30 AM and got an auto reply. Actual answer was at 7:30 PM saying try next week.

[Jeffc 574]

I'm assuming TGTBT?

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/fe...s/574020999813

Probably not Black / Caribbean, Caucasian (E. European / Russian), Caucasian (N. American / W. European), East Indian, Other.

But, you can get the whole photo set here: https://xhamster2.com/photos/gallery...-girl-14239818.

[Dubberman]

I showed up at door then wouldn't answer. Text I was there and she texted back schooled called and her son break ke his arm. She posted about 2 hours later again.

Hmm she definitely sounds like a fun gal. Not. I've tried reaching out to her several times but not a peep from her. Looks like I probably dodged a bullet and only wasted time texting her.

Her landlord apparently spends a lot of time in her apartment!

Well to be honest, if I knew one of my tenants was offering hot and steamy naked fun, I'd definitely want to spend a lot of time in their apartment too haha. I wonder who managed to last the longest without getting the "Lindsey Dump".

[DVelvet69]

I'm assuming TGTBT?

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/fe...s/574020999813

About as legit as a 7ft. tall "midget".

[Badboy2]

I'm assuming TGTBT?

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/fe...s/574020999813

This ad is about as true as being able to spend money you win in a monopoly game at the strip club and on expensive escorts.

[Mikey91]

I'm assuming TGTBT?

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/fe...s/574020999813

[Bill20]

Setup a date with her last week for some nuru. Got to the parking lot. Got the text to come in the building and up a flight of stairs and she'd meet me at the door. The second I proceeded to open the door to her building got a text saying her landlord just popped up can we reschedule. Texted her back saying I could wait and received no response after that. She's bad business.

Her landlord apparently spends a lot of time in her apartment!

[EsGarcea]

Anyone have any info they can share in Diana Darling? Seems she's back and scheduling. Basic info such as BBBJ? DFK? Can PM me if you like.

Much appreciated.

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/152823

Search Kimberly. Review from 2018 from dscott.

[Traveler4321]

Anyone have any info they can share in Diana Darling? Seems she's back and scheduling. Basic info such as BBBJ? DFK? Can PM me if you like.

Much appreciated.

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/152823

[Jeffc 574]

Where the girls at that give good head, sloppy toppy and all. Where they at fellas!?

Fading fast. A few who were OK with a little mouth action but no CIM have told me it is CBJ from here on out.

[Ekim1976]

Nice lady, good attitude. She does indeed have quite a stomach, but gives good service. Beware though, she does do BB.

I showed up at door then wouldn't answer. Text I was there and she texted back schooled called and her son break ke his arm. She posted about 2 hours later again.

[Bluestar]

If you search on Kimberly you'll find my review from 2018. The pics are real, she's hot, everything covered. And of course she's a little bigger than the pics, but not in a bad way, as of 2018.

I have yet to find one, just one provider in STL that does not use deceptive and / or old pics to hide their weight gain. I enjoy all flavors of women, in all shapes, sizes and ages but I think it is fair that they provide us with real and recent pics. I busted a provider on LC using Emily Ratajkowski's leaked butt pics yesterday. She has since deleted her ad on LC and Sumo but was staying right next to Lumiere. She was indignant that I would accuse her of such and then I sent her a link to the exact photos she stole and posted. Now it is crickets from her. I am so frustrated.

Look, they would be livid if we paid them in fake bills, why should we accept fake or best case, deceptive ad pics?

[Oscar314]

Where the girls at that give good head, sloppy toppy and all. Where they at fellas!?