BackPage Advertiser Reviews

[BearBare]

Sounds like a flip of my day yesterday. It almost seems they either have daily quota or just stop at a certain time, and then cease calls / texts, and pull all BP ads. Melody and Joy yesterday stopped communicating at the same time around 4:30-5 pm ish. Of the Cock Farmers, only Zoe still answered. If you stop getting answers, check BP and see if the ads still on BP because the ads dropped at the same time calls stopped being answered. (This is a guess).

I think it's closest in, gets in. Unless when they answer the phone (or text) and you say, I'm parked and here, then they're still lining up others with exact same schtick. I called and said, "I'm there in 45," she said, "OK," and I arrived 45 minutes later to nothing.

This is why I prob will never book again with the cock farmers. I got better things to do then go across town and then roll the dice I get an answer. None of the locals have done this a single time to me. Plus, that schniznit is never tight when you're the 15th guy that day.

After having good experiences with Melody and Joy, I have Zoe a shot today. Big mistake. After some texting back and forth, drove to the hotel and got stood up. She never responded to calls or texts. More than likely double booked me.

[Recapacitar]

I've been eyeballing this one as since I arrived in town and Google images didn't pop up with any red flags. So today I said hell with it and made an appointment.

Appointment was easy. She answered the phone right away and agreed upon time. She text me the address which is in the airport area.

Girl that answered the door is the one in the ad! Early to mid 20's with a tight banging body. She definitely didn't have any kids. Other parts were nice and tight too.

Anyway, she's not a clock watcher and I had an enjoyable time. Seniors can PM for more details. She's relocating here from California.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-1100/14916436

Nice. I wasn't sure about her. What was the damage and menu?

[Jasonbeav]

I've been eyeballing this one as since I arrived in town and Google images didn't pop up with any red flags. So today I said hell with it and made an appointment.

Appointment was easy. She answered the phone right away and agreed upon time. She text me the address which is in the airport area.

Girl that answered the door is the one in the ad! Early to mid 20's with a tight banging body. She definitely didn't have any kids. Other parts were nice and tight too.

Anyway, she's not a clock watcher and I had an enjoyable time. Seniors can PM for more details. She's relocating here from California.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-1100/14916436

[Jasonbeav]

After having good experiences with Melody and Joy, I have Zoe a shot today. Big mistake. After some texting back and forth, drove to the hotel and got stood up. She never responded to calls or texts. More than likely double booked me.

[Recapacitar]

You wrote:

I wrote.

I guess I'm not 100% understanding the term "Clock Watcher. " If 15 minutes into a session that's 30 minutes long, and she says, "Your time is almost up," How exactly would you define a clock watcher?

I've literally hobby'd all around the world: Dubai, Germany, Amsterdam, Tijuana, Florida, etc, and have never had someone call time at 1/2 way. Sure she said it really, really nicely. But..

Like you, I've shagged girls around the country and world too. LOL.

Your understanding of "clock watcher" is correct. I did the 30 min GFE session and I didn't have that problem. I know it happens. It's happened to me too before with other girls.

I had about 30 min. Worth of music, kept her really really busy and just had fun.

It sounds like your session was fun too, but you just prefer low volume and more experience. Cool.

And you're right. I'm sure there are other guys that have experienced these girls and can share their assessment.

[QueNine]

I think one of the other members is the Kingpin of the Miami cock farm.

OK, learned a mega-phuck-ton tonight. No, not robbed. Not super unhappy, but not sure if I should be (unhappy).

Executive Summary: Common set ups (screen layout, picture poses, etc) are "cock farms," understand what that encompasses. Girls say "call when ready," but may still not be there (time <1 hr still no show). Cock farm provided jimmy hats S- you- see- K- big hairy donkey balls, and Zoe is super sweet.

Blow by Blow (pun intended): First off, any provider lurkers might be irritated, but don't care. If you're a regular here and disagree, you'll slide columns in my book from "hobbyist / monger," to "provider-related in someway. " Before you put me on blast, or disagree, re-read 2-3 times and consider I'm stating somewhat objective facts, so there's no "gray area. ".

I called Southern Girll" first. She said Cee cup but she's really a Dee from her pics. No answer, and voicemail used different name than ad, and no southern accent (like video). I then called Hailey who said Dee cup, but really looks a full Cee. She answered. I said, "I can be there in an hour, you available?" "Yes," was the reply. I called enroute for follow up questions I forgot to ask first time, and she cheerfully answered. I said, "Be there in 45, ok?" Yes. Got there 45 minutes later (would have been early but stupid me went to "wrong stadium area" first.) Called. No answer. Wait 20,30, 45 and called each time interval, no answer. Mobile surf and see message on here, "Send TXT. " OK, fine. I have limited texts on my plan, but I'm committed. No text reply, and I notice ALL cock farm BP ads are down within minutes of each other, except Zoe. Problem: I'm really really b00 be guy and she's be cup. Grrrrr. And she's $80 when I was responding to a $65 and $75 ad. Not big-ee but still irritating as I brought "near-exact" change in case I'm robbed (lost $120 in Tijuana once, won't happen again).

Lesson: You can get positive confirmation, be less than 1 hour out, and still get no answer from cock farms.

I call, Zoe seems really, really nice. Wouldn't come off $80 (offered $75). I say, "OK I'm 1/2 mile, I'll come your way. " 10 minutes later (GPS has me driving circles to get to her spot), I'm there. Call. No Answer. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. -F- this I'm out. Get 1/2 way to interstate and Zoe calls back. Seems super nice and promises will pick up when I call at the spot. Sure enough does.

Get up to the room. Very nicely not-much-dressed Zoe answers the door Super nice. Super pretty. Pics are spot on. Gets right to business, which sort of catches me off guard. Most providers chit chat at least 1-2 minutes plus to feel you out, but ok. HJ to get junior ready. Everything is covered. But here's where the rub begins.

Lesson: Cock farms buy the absolutely worst condoms.

I've had dreams of Chastitie, and a few others, and either they provided decent hats, or in out situations, I provided ('ribbed for her pleasure' yeah boiiii). Cock farms buy small rubber bands with trailing cap. I pulled out to switch to doggy across the room (where the mirror is), and flat. I think, "OK, I'm irritated from earlier, worked all day, got up at 4 am for work, etc" but as soon as I pop the cover off (which means no more inside time) back to ready, but. Oh what's that?

"Your time is running out. " That's an instant killer for me. That's why I specifically asked, "Clock Watchers?" to fellow mongers. "The way we run it, it's 30 minutes from "hello" at the door, to you walking out," when I point out it's only been 15 minutes since I entered (I entered at 5:30 pm precisely, statement was made at precisely 5:45 pm). OK, so this is a one-man lady show now. She's nice enough to hold my phone while I pull up some big tit porn to rub myself out. She's really, really nice about the whole thing. I still don't really get into the porn, so I focus back on Zoe's downstairs. I spread her lips (not on her face) with one hand while getting myself going. She reaches down, spreads it herself, does some nice moaning. Finished. Again, Zoe is great. Love her.

Lesson: Monger who said they've had kids, is very likely spot on. I saw no stretch marks but not tight by any stretch of the imagination. Her ad says 19. I've had a provider 19 and it was like I expected (feeling wise).

Oral skills 9. Allowed guidance and "slightly rough" with gag. Even humored me with her in doggy position (facing me) while doing CBJ.

Looks 10. Ad says hard body. She is extremely attractive. No fat, baby fat, etc. But hasn't seen a gym in min 6-12 months (requirement before I'd say "Hardbody".

Enthusiasm 9. Not an actress. Makes you feel at ease and she's there for just you. Until the 15 minute point.

Repeat? No. I'm into full-see with really DD as what I'm looking for (or bigger, up to F). Repeat cock farm? Almost has me thinking of quitting adventurer-hobbyist. I'll stick for quite awhile with my previous good-to-go "go-to" (she advertises here and BP), or, I'll only do outcall (sending them to house next door and watch who gets out of the car).

Attachment 360442Attachment 360443Attachment 360444.

[Joe Joe Joe]

On the advice of a recent post in this forum, I tried out Sophie.

I've only visited two "professionals" before -- a brothel in Prague, and a brothel in Nevada -- both very long times ago. The girl in Nevada was bleh, the girl in Prague was excellent. Sophie was much much better than either of them.

The pictures in the ad are not Sophie, but they are very similar to her. When you meet her, she's not a totally different body type. I think she's prettier / sexier than the girl in the photos. But she is similar. Sophie is very petite, short, and thin. She's really friendly and seemed normal. She was clean and smelled nice.

I didn't want a lot of things, so I don't know what's available. I wanted CBJ and covered sex. Those are both available. .

I wanted good sex with a friendly and sexy girl. I'm very happy I chose Sophie. 100/ hh (all the $. Lingo confuses me.).

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...heart/15412722

[BearBare]

You wrote:

She loves music during the session, not a clock watcher.

I wrote.

"The way we run it, it's 30 minutes from "hello" at the door, to you walking out," when I point out it's only been 15 minutes since I entered (I entered at 5:30 pm precisely, statement was made at precisely 5:45 pm).

I guess I'm not 100% understanding the term "Clock Watcher. " If 15 minutes into a session that's 30 minutes long, and she says, "Your time is almost up," How exactly would you define a clock watcher?

I've literally hobby'd all around the world: Dubai, Germany, Amsterdam, Tijuana, Florida, etc, and have never had someone call time at 1/2 way. Sure she said it really, really nicely. But.

I'd say since I've had more time to think about this and talked to a few friends about this, my opinion now is still aligned with this group is akin to other cock farms (meaning: high volume operations). The girls are very nice (at least Zoe), but it's a pro shop. I'd liken it to going to Bank Of America versus a local bank who wants you to come back. They will never call you after and say, "Hey, what's up. " Which, for some people is great. Millions bank at BofA. However, for personalized service that exceeds more often than not, someone local is better. When I call others local, they remember what I like. Don't pass on a local favorite to do business with a cock farm (unless your fav is in jail or something).

I'd like to hear any others speak up. We can't be the only 2 posting up about them. You know the CF because their ads are all cookie cutter. Video up top. 9-12 pics at the same pose. Every video starts with local reference, invitation and ends with them turning around to shake their butt. (All other BP videos seem to border on hilariously absurd stuff that's not even remotely sexy). At the bottom, you'll see "This user's other ads," and see 2-3 fellow farmers. Er. I mean girls.

[Recapacitar]

I can't email a certain user because their inbox is full, but does anyone have any intel on when the Colombian is coming back to STL? (I can't remember her name, but she's with the group that's been visiting lately). Thanks.

I did find out tonight that Chloe will be returning soon. I'll keep my eyes open as I'm sure other Chloe lovers will too. She is a total gem!

[Recapacitar]

I saw Zoe tonight and she is a total breath of fresh air. She was indeed the complete package: Sexy, Sweet, Intelligent, Great Conversationalists and she has a rear that'll make.

You creme in your pants!

Menu: BJ, DT, DATY, LFK, DFK, CG, Breast Play, Recap Style, Doggie, Jockey, Multiple Positions.

Personal notes: Great kisser, awesome eye contact while sucking your Peter, lots of moaning (she really gets excited and can get kind of loud when pounding her in Jockey).

She loves music during the session, not a clock watcher.

I will repeat over and over!

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-fun/15540703

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ottie/15540747

[Jasonbeav]

Saw this young ladies ad lately and today I pulled the trigger. Simple txt and call system. She's very cute, nice body and good personality. Her incall location is on the southside with not much furniture yet but enough to get the job done and its clean and safe. Unrushed session with a pleasing personality and is eager to please if you treat her with respect. Went for hh session. Cute looks, clean, skills are good. Very good at the. T. And got me going pretty quick. Went to missionary and popped good. Not quite sure what's on the entire menu but she plays safe. Will repeat sooner than later. Worth a try!

Is there a backpage link to her ad?

[BearBare]

OK, learned a mega-phuck-ton tonight. No, not robbed. Not super unhappy, but not sure if I should be (unhappy).

Executive Summary: Common set ups (screen layout, picture poses, etc) are "cock farms," understand what that encompasses. Girls say "call when ready," but may still not be there (time <1 hr still no show). Cock farm provided jimmy hats S- you- see- K- big hairy donkey balls, and Zoe is super sweet.

Blow by Blow (pun intended): First off, any provider lurkers might be irritated, but don't care. If you're a regular here and disagree, you'll slide columns in my book from "hobbyist / monger," to "provider-related in someway. " Before you put me on blast, or disagree, re-read 2-3 times and consider I'm stating somewhat objective facts, so there's no "gray area. ".

I called Southern Girll" first. She said Cee cup but she's really a Dee from her pics. No answer, and voicemail used different name than ad, and no southern accent (like video). I then called Hailey who said Dee cup, but really looks a full Cee. She answered. I said, "I can be there in an hour, you available?" "Yes," was the reply. I called enroute for follow up questions I forgot to ask first time, and she cheerfully answered. I said, "Be there in 45, ok?" Yes. Got there 45 minutes later (would have been early but stupid me went to "wrong stadium area" first.) Called. No answer. Wait 20,30, 45 and called each time interval, no answer. Mobile surf and see message on here, "Send TXT. " OK, fine. I have limited texts on my plan, but I'm committed. No text reply, and I notice ALL cock farm BP ads are down within minutes of each other, except Zoe. Problem: I'm really really b00 be guy and she's be cup. Grrrrr. And she's $80 when I was responding to a $65 and $75 ad. Not big-ee but still irritating as I brought "near-exact" change in case I'm robbed (lost $120 in Tijuana once, won't happen again).

Lesson: You can get positive confirmation, be less than 1 hour out, and still get no answer from cock farms.

I call, Zoe seems really, really nice. Wouldn't come off $80 (offered $75). I say, "OK I'm 1/2 mile, I'll come your way. " 10 minutes later (GPS has me driving circles to get to her spot), I'm there. Call. No Answer. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. -F- this I'm out. Get 1/2 way to interstate and Zoe calls back. Seems super nice and promises will pick up when I call at the spot. Sure enough does.

Get up to the room. Very nicely not-much-dressed Zoe answers the door Super nice. Super pretty. Pics are spot on. Gets right to business, which sort of catches me off guard. Most providers chit chat at least 1-2 minutes plus to feel you out, but ok. HJ to get junior ready. Everything is covered. But here's where the rub begins.

Lesson: Cock farms buy the absolutely worst condoms.

I've had dreams of Chastitie, and a few others, and either they provided decent hats, or in out situations, I provided ('ribbed for her pleasure' yeah boiiii). Cock farms buy small rubber bands with trailing cap. I pulled out to switch to doggy across the room (where the mirror is), and flat. I think, "OK, I'm irritated from earlier, worked all day, got up at 4 am for work, etc" but as soon as I pop the cover off (which means no more inside time) back to ready, but. Oh what's that?

"Your time is running out. " That's an instant killer for me. That's why I specifically asked, "Clock Watchers?" to fellow mongers. "The way we run it, it's 30 minutes from "hello" at the door, to you walking out," when I point out it's only been 15 minutes since I entered (I entered at 5:30 pm precisely, statement was made at precisely 5:45 pm). OK, so this is a one-man lady show now. She's nice enough to hold my phone while I pull up some big tit porn to rub myself out. She's really, really nice about the whole thing. I still don't really get into the porn, so I focus back on Zoe's downstairs. I spread her lips (not on her face) with one hand while getting myself going. She reaches down, spreads it herself, does some nice moaning. Finished. Again, Zoe is great. Love her.

Lesson: Monger who said they've had kids, is very likely spot on. I saw no stretch marks but not tight by any stretch of the imagination. Her ad says 19. I've had a provider 19 and it was like I expected (feeling wise).

Oral skills 9. Allowed guidance and "slightly rough" with gag. Even humored me with her in doggy position (facing me) while doing CBJ.

Looks 10. Ad says hard body. She is extremely attractive. No fat, baby fat, etc. But hasn't seen a gym in min 6-12 months (requirement before I'd say "Hardbody".

Enthusiasm 9. Not an actress. Makes you feel at ease and she's there for just you. Until the 15 minute point.

Repeat? No. I'm into full-see with really DD as what I'm looking for (or bigger, up to F). Repeat cock farm? Almost has me thinking of quitting adventurer-hobbyist. I'll stick for quite awhile with my previous good-to-go "go-to" (she advertises here and BP), or, I'll only do outcall (sending them to house next door and watch who gets out of the car).

.

THought I may inquire and take the plunge. Saw their posting, called several of the numbers, No answer?

[Spifftek]

I can't email a certain user because their inbox is full, but does anyone have any intel on when the Colombian is coming back to STL? (I can't remember her name, but she's with the group that's been visiting lately). Thanks.

I'm waiting too!

[Recapacitar]

I can't email a certain user because their inbox is full, but does anyone have any intel on when the Colombian is coming back to STL? (I can't remember her name, but she's with the group that's been visiting lately). Thanks.

Cloe is suppose to be back soon. I'm not exactly sure when, but if I hear something early, I will post it.

[Jasonbeav]

THought I may inquire and take the plunge. Saw their posting, called several of the numbers, No answer?

Send them a text message vs calling.

Saw Melody today. In the photos, she's a brunette but her hair blonde now. Was kinda bummed because I though she looked hotter as a brunette.

Be advised, two girls I saw had baby bellies. Not tight at all and obviously had kids. Otherwise photos are very accurate.