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**Member #4987** · 01-12-15 21:16

Here you go dude, some massive Tata's. I like my Asians dinky, but you might like!

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-2220/14398473

**Jasonbeav** · 01-12-15 20:51

Originally Posted by Recapacitar [View Original Post]

Nice. I wasn't sure about her. What was the damage and menu?

I took the hhr $. 4.

Real cool chick and easy to talk to. Tight banging body. You can bounce a quarter off her belly.

**BearBare** · 01-12-15 19:07

OK, since 3rd and 4th opinions seem positive, maybe I'll give it one more shot. Just can't seem to be lucky enough to get a girl with solid Dee-cup lined up who isn't asking something crazy like $. 50 hhr. One time in Tijuana, I found this girl. Looked great, but found out in room it was an incredible padded push up bra. 1/2 way through, I felt bad but just wasn't abe to get into it. Finally, I said, "Can you put the bra back on?" She did, no probs.

Saturday just really pissed me off because it's like having a Corvette lined up, with LS-7 Camaro as a back up, and you end up with a Ford Mustang GT-500. GT-500 is a nice car no one would deny, but I'm a Chevy guy. If I'd been sketchy about showing, that's one thing, but when I call back and say, "I'm on the way right now," it's a near-literal kick to the nutz to then not answer when I am there at precisely the time I said I would be. If it was 11 pm, I guess I'd understand "I'm tired," but this was 5 pm.

I guess consider yourself lucky you got an explanation.

Originally Posted by Tobydude1000 [View Original Post]

I did call one of them when I noticed the that ads had been taken down because I was planning on making an appointment later that day. She responded that she just got really tired and wanted to take a break. Not implying that this is the case for the whole farm, but an understandable response for as much activity as they might be seeing on any given day. This was several weeks ago, and they did resume the ads the next day. I've had four appointments so far with two different girls. All good. Just sometimes are busier than others and the level of difficulty in confirming appointments changes accordingly.

Originally Posted by BigStk01 [View Original Post]

Go early. Grt first appt of the day is what I did last month.

**Merry Cool** · 01-12-15 17:33

Originally Posted by Olman [View Original Post]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...asure/14083656

She's a big girl (5'11" and thick) and not as glamorous as pic. Met in a Motel 6 with no room for a massage table. When she pocketed the donation she said she liked tips. She never got naked, but popped a nice set of tits, and no B2 B massage. Kissing but no tongue. No massage but went straight to so-so CBJ. Half hour was over in 20 minutes, so I guess she got a 10 minute tip.

Dreamed of her before I read this. Indeed did keep leotard or upgraded girdle on (idk what you want to call it, pulled to the side for FS) Sloppy CBJ but ehhh. Would not repeat. Looks 7, skills 5.

**Member #5366** · 01-12-15 16:52

Originally Posted by BearBare [View Original Post]

Sounds like a flip of my day yesterday. It almost seems they either have daily quota or just stop at a certain time, and then cease calls / texts, and pull all BP ads. Melody and Joy yesterday stopped communicating at the same time around 4:30-5 pm ish. Of the Cock Farmers, only Zoe still answered. If you stop getting answers, check BP and see if the ads still on BP because the ads dropped at the same time calls stopped being answered. (This is a guess).

I think it's closest in, gets in. Unless when they answer the phone (or text) and you say, I'm parked and here, then they're still lining up others with exact same schtick. I called and said, "I'm there in 45," she said, "OK," and I arrived 45 minutes later to nothing.

This is why I prob will never book again with the cock farmers. I got better things to do then go across town and then roll the dice I get an answer. None of the locals have done this a single time to me. Plus, that schniznit is never tight when you're the 15th guy that day.

Go early. Grt first appt of the day is what I did last month.

**JBernard** · 01-12-15 16:31

Originally Posted by Jasonbeav [View Original Post]

Send them a text message vs calling.

Saw Melody today. In the photos, she's a brunette but her hair blonde now. Was kinda bummed because I though she looked hotter as a brunette.

Be advised, two girls I saw had baby bellies. Not tight at all and obviously had kids. Otherwise photos are very accurate.

How was melody? What was her session like? I might use her.

**SimplyCool** · 01-12-15 15:33

Originally Posted by Tallaser2001 [View Original Post]

Anybody know the damage on this little piece?

100/ hh and 150/ hr. I tried her a while back. Although she looks good in the pictures, and they are her, I wasn't as impressed when I saw her in person. She didn't smoke while I was there, but the nicotine smell was so bad, it made me almost sick. She seemed friendly but mechanical and rushed. It was just an "ok" experience, but nothing I would ever revisit.

**DeadDead22** · 01-12-15 15:00

Anybody know the damage on this little piece?

**Recapacitar** · 01-12-15 14:28

I saw Kelsey on my lunch break and she's the real freakin deal!

Nice tits, bangin body, wet puss and a great personality! She said she's headed back to Atlanta and tonight is her last night.

Menu: CBJ, LFK, Tongue Bath on Breasts, Recap Style, Doggie, Scissors, Side Jockey.

**RookieMonger** · 01-12-15 13:53

Originally Posted by Recapacitar [View Original Post]

Enjoy the beautiful pics of Melody.

Dayumm! Sexy ass lady, love the wing tattoos!

**SimplyCool** · 01-12-15 12:34

There is absolutely no reviews or information out in the internet. I was hoping someone could shed some information and review? Legit? Any issues?

Thanks!

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-pick/15466280

**Tobydude1000** · 01-12-15 09:00

I did call one of them when I noticed the that ads had been taken down because I was planning on making an appointment later that day. She responded that she just got really tired and wanted to take a break. Not implying that this is the case for the whole farm, but an understandable response for as much activity as they might be seeing on any given day. This was several weeks ago, and they did resume the ads the next day. I've had four appointments so far with two different girls. All good. Just sometimes are busier than others and the level of difficulty in confirming appointments changes accordingly.

Originally Posted by BearBare [View Original Post]

Sounds like a flip of my day yesterday. It almost seems they either have daily quota or just stop at a certain time, and then cease calls / texts, and pull all BP ads. Melody and Joy yesterday stopped communicating at the same time around 4:30-5 pm ish. Of the Cock Farmers, only Zoe still answered. If you stop getting answers, check BP and see if the ads still on BP because the ads dropped at the same time calls stopped being answered. (This is a guess).

I think it's closest in, gets in. Unless when they answer the phone (or text) and you say, I'm parked and here, then they're still lining up others with exact same schtick. I called and said, "I'm there in 45," she said, "OK," and I arrived 45 minutes later to nothing.

This is why I prob will never book again with the cock farmers. I got better things to do then go across town and then roll the dice I get an answer. None of the locals have done this a single time to me. Plus, that schniznit is never tight when you're the 15th guy that day.

**JohnnyRue** · 01-12-15 03:48

Originally Posted by recapacitar [View Original Post]

a couple of nights ago, i did a car date with nicki and it was the hottest car date that we'd done! Freakin awesome!

The bbbj / dt was fire!. And when she got on top of the my peter, she was so freakin' tight! She has always been really tight, but holy crap! She was like virgin tight.

I don't think she shagged anyone since the last time i'd seen her.

When she got on top of me in cg, i said "oh sh at! T you're tight!" she then said, "you like it when i'm tight, right? As she was squeezing my fire hose inside her.

I responded by saying, "yeah! Lol she then starting working up an down my pole until she was able to get me completely inside her. She really shagged me well!

When i got close to popping, i told her to stop for a little bit, just so i could feel myself inside her and she could feel me too. We then talked for a minute and then she.

Started riding me again until i was about to explode. She then gets from on top of me, takes the cover off and with her soft hand straddles my cock to completion. I exploded.

Big! I already had tissues in the car, so she grabs them, cleans me up and then we head to a couple of places before i took her home.

This is just a small portion of the story, but this girl really took care of me. She did some things to let me know that she really digs me and that she's a true professional.

which nikki?

**Recapacitar** · 01-12-15 01:16

Enjoy the beautiful pics of Melody.

**Recapacitar** · 01-12-15 00:42

Originally Posted by Jasonbeav [View Original Post]

After having good experiences with Melody and Joy, I have Zoe a shot today. Big mistake. After some texting back and forth, drove to the hotel and got stood up. She never responded to calls or texts. More than likely double booked me.

Sorry to hear what happened, but if the trip wasn't too far Zoe is worth the second shot. The other chick you went to see though looks like a great find.