Massage Parlor Reports

[QuestR76]

On my way to winter vacation in Tucson (my list has 10 great offerings of the more than 50 in Tucson) Sex vacation as AMP's are abundant. Great service inc FS for less than $$ including hour house fee. Girls often 8+ if you follow the guide. Been using AAMP and travelers last few years in MN. But often disappointed. Have yet to find another ATF (been years here in MN) Almost had one who regularly visited from Vegas. But Bloomington sting scared her or the customer base.

So glad I'm headed out. But the anticipation has got my dander up recently and I've been spending vacation money here in town. AAMP's still not a good way to find consistent value. Even CaptainHonest recommended booker lacked consistency. But I did find a st Micheal girl working local AMP. Promises or possibility abounds. But it is MN, so being cousious, even here, sorry. And as always YMMV, but hoping Rose is all she looks to be. But for me, my 4 K Tucson budget for a month will probably take the edge off. I know some of you will think my budget to high. Remember this is MN winter vacation money. Years ago I took a winter vacation and paid myself $100 vacation bucks for every hour of sub-zero weather I missed. Remember that winter, day's without end of cold weather. I missed so much cold weather it still has tens of thousands in that imaginary account. Plus twice in the last two years I've ventured into real relationship dating. Each experience cost me more than a grand per week of the relationship. Now massages do not replace all that a "are" offers, but it does take the edge off. Plus my game isn't what it use to be, because the prize also does not draw as much as it use to. And I'm older, fatter & slower. Plus the money creates a fair trade. Youth and looks are expensive to maintain.

[Rambo21]

This is the young lady that was posting ads on CL since January with different names and numbers. I believe there were two girls. The first girl was only doing therapeutic massage. She was overpriced and I did see here once. No repeat for me.

Then the ads started to provide a menu of upgrades. The new girl told me via text that the old girl had "moved out" The massage is done in a duplex in Hopkins so perhaps they were roommates.

There was one post on this site about the new girl. The monger got a BJ. He had to ask the girl to take her clothes off and she frowned at him. He said something was off with her.

Now that the new girl is posting on adult search, her prices are more in line with other providers.

I am going to give it a try and will report back.

https://adultsearch.com/us/minnesota...y-rubs/3309503

Did 30 minutes with HJ and mutual touch. 150. Located in Hopkins on the main floor of a duplex. Dog barking somewhere. Young black girl around 24. A cups with long nips. Slim and reasonably attractive. Her vibe was like a quiet person that had a tough childhood. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Not flirty at all. Massage was neither therapeutic nor sensual. Really poor. On the flip she began an uninspired hand job and advised me not to cum on her hands. Reported out the remaining time like a NASA rocket launch. At the end she asked in kind of a thug voice. Do I get a tip? I gave her one. Not for the service at all. She needs an experienced provider to coach and train her.

[Fisher4899]

Hit up Burnsville. Was supposed to get taller lady, based on a previous review, but ended up getting the shorter older one. Either way. Teasing throughout the entire session. Probably 35 min of straight massaging the asscrack. Very little ball massage. But went from ass all the way to balls and back more than a few times. Ended up under her shirt playing with her nipples while she was giving me a HJ. She took my hand and placed it over her legging and allowed pussy massage and titty massage. At this point I was everywhere. When I got touchy with her nipples she kept placing my hand back on her pussy, over her pants. When I was close to finishing she kept trying to get into my ass for a prostate massage. I tightened up because it's not my thing. But, she's all into ass play, From start to finish. Freak for a older lady. Thought I would throw a report. $40 tip for one of the better times.

Which place is this?

[LastsLonger]

Hit up Burnsville. Was supposed to get taller lady, based on a previous review, but ended up getting the shorter older one. Either way. Teasing throughout the entire session. Probably 35 min of straight massaging the asscrack. Very little ball massage. But went from ass all the way to balls and back more than a few times. Ended up under her shirt playing with her nipples while she was giving me a HJ. She took my hand and placed it over her legging and allowed pussy massage and titty massage. At this point I was everywhere. When I got touchy with her nipples she kept placing my hand back on her pussy, over her pants. When I was close to finishing she kept trying to get into my ass for a prostate massage. I tightened up because it's not my thing. But, she's all into ass play, From start to finish. Freak for a older lady. Thought I would throw a report. $40 tip for one of the better times.

Sounds fun, try to pull them down at all or not available you think?

Let the finger in my man, you will be surprised how quickly the flow happens. My first is shocked the heck out of me in Vegas, now when someone tries, it always ends up with a quick twitch explosion LOL! Trust me it is a game changer, if you suffer from ED, I do not but am sure I will. That fires the ole sausage up!

[ChrisNoit2]

Hit up Burnsville. Was supposed to get taller lady, based on a previous review, but ended up getting the shorter older one. Either way. Teasing throughout the entire session. Probably 35 min of straight massaging the asscrack. Very little ball massage. But went from ass all the way to balls and back more than a few times. Ended up under her shirt playing with her nipples while she was giving me a HJ. She took my hand and placed it over her legging and allowed pussy massage and titty massage. At this point I was everywhere. When I got touchy with her nipples she kept placing my hand back on her pussy, over her pants. When I was close to finishing she kept trying to get into my ass for a prostate massage. I tightened up because it's not my thing. But, she's all into ass play, From start to finish. Freak for a older lady. Thought I would throw a report. $40 tip for one of the better times.

[JoeMaleMpls]

Link is dead for me.

Yeah these don't seem to stay up very long. That's why I always post the provided name and number in case it is taken down. I would bet she will post again in a day or two.

[Rambo21]

Link is dead for me.

I got a text back with what seemed like a fake automated reply saying she was in session. Then she ghosted me. Likely someone playing games.

[WaRubMonger]

Hey wondering if anyone has see Gisele 612-842-3843 http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hn...19368706.html..

She used to post a blurry picture but now has a generic picture up. I have sent a message and was told 125 hr in St. Louis park but no other details given. Anyone taken the plunge yet? Would love some info if you want to reply or send PM.

Cheers!

Link is dead for me.

[JoeMaleMpls]

Hey wondering if anyone has see Gisele 612-842-3843 http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hn...19368706.html..

She used to post a blurry picture but now has a generic picture up. I have sent a message and was told 125 hr in St. Louis park but no other details given. Anyone taken the plunge yet? Would love some info if you want to reply or send PM.

Cheers!

[Rambo21]

This is the young lady that was posting ads on CL since January with different names and numbers. I believe there were two girls. The first girl was only doing therapeutic massage. She was overpriced and I did see here once. No repeat for me.

Then the ads started to provide a menu of upgrades. The new girl told me via text that the old girl had "moved out" The massage is done in a duplex in Hopkins so perhaps they were roommates.

There was one post on this site about the new girl. The monger got a BJ. He had to ask the girl to take her clothes off and she frowned at him. He said something was off with her.

Now that the new girl is posting on adult search, her prices are more in line with other providers.

I am going to give it a try and will report back.

https://adultsearch.com/us/minnesota...y-rubs/3309503

[Salem2000]

There is no Helen at Rose Massage in Mtka, I was there recently and the website is accurate. Where is your place?

She goes by Jennifer. The review is accurate based on recent experiences there. Hope that helps.

[WoozerBuck]

Went today and had an ok experience with Helen. The place has the vibe of there is more to be had. Anyone get L2 or more?

There is no Helen at Rose Massage in Mtka, I was there recently and the website is accurate. Where is your place?

[LastsLonger]

It has gone by other names in the past, had some time other places were busy haven't been here in at least 2 years. I will go back, she was competent, funny for what we both understood, some utc searching, and a A+ for effort for saying she was tiring and still produced forearm stamina. Massage was B+ - A- level and does the crack and ball touching on each stroke when around the legs and backside. I love the passing by and lingering or grazing fingers. That was from the jump! Name is a March or April, or June or July.

[ChrisNoit2]

So, this is a girl who hasn't met you before, is working alone at a new or new-ish location that they moved to because of danger at the prior location, and your approach is to be aggressive with her? File this in the category of what not to do. Regardless of what else might or might not be on the menu, these ladies are still ladies. Particularly if you are with an unknown girl who is working alone, goal number one is to make her feel comfortable, not threatened.

This. Dude is a fucking creep. I don't care if you're a monger. Learn to respective other people. Slowly move into things. I mean. I can't you. Ugh. Idk. Seems like there were more signs of him being a weird ass creep than her willing to make the session enjoyable.

[Part Time Guy]

Okay this post may sound confusing, so stay with me. So, I texted the old Lotus Spa location in Buffalo and asked what happened. They stated that there was danger in Buffalo and moved to Rockford. I was excited and headed to Rockford yesterday to their new address which they texted me (see below link for new address). I walked in and I looked at the new business card and they had blacked out the old Lotus name and number and put in and new number and address. (again see below link for info) Still sounded positive I asked for Yoyo and the only gal wodrking said she wasn't working today. Okay, I said to myself, let's try an new gal. I started my usual Mongo routine and grab her ass and said what room are we in. She immediately slapped my hand which was my first bad sign. We got to the room and I ask if her if she wanted a massage first and she gave me the dirty look. Sign number two. I said only a half hour for a "sexy massage" and again she seemed upset. Third sign. I know, I should have walked out but, I thought I would take one for the boys and see what happens. Absolutely nothing happened. 100% legit. She never even came close to my privates. Zero teasing. She wouldn't even let me DIY. So, at the end of the day, I can't figured out what happened to the old Lotus. Here is the link below that what posted today which ironically was the day after my visit. If anyone knows what is going on, please let us know. And the address is where there was an old massage joint called the Repair Shop.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...717195703.html

So, this is a girl who hasn't met you before, is working alone at a new or new-ish location that they moved to because of danger at the prior location, and your approach is to be aggressive with her? File this in the category of what not to do. Regardless of what else might or might not be on the menu, these ladies are still ladies. Particularly if you are with an unknown girl who is working alone, goal number one is to make her feel comfortable, not threatened.