Massage Parlor Reports

[ChrisNoit2]

That last line was funny. Lmao. What bar would you recommend on picking up girls? Please share a story of 2.

Is this a serious question? LOL. I forget that SOME guys are in this hobby due to the lack of self confidence or skills in soicalizing and picking women up. Personality and conversation can get you most women at most bars. I have zero issues in going to a bar and approaching a girl in her 20's or 30's and sleeping with them, especiallysince of 38. It's the flirting and conversation and dinner then driving back to here or there that makes me participate in this hobby. I can spend xxx in this hobby and get a girl that would let me finish in her throat and wipe my ass with her tongue, all within 1hr. That's why I'm here LOL. Again, it's not hard at all to pick women up from bars, you just need confidence and be approachable and learn how to respect others like you would like to be respected.

[ViagraN]

That last line was funny. Lmao. What bar would you recommend on picking up girls? Please share a story of 2.

Seems to me with all the dating apps you could create a cute schtick. Something like I need a warm soul to share spiritual growth with.

You'll get some dates.

[ViagraN]

Not my experience at all with Chrissy, yes only L1, but $$, very attentive, great convo, definitely not a hammer jack and 50-55 min. Goes to show YMMV with pretty much everyone out there. Sorry for your waste with her, I would not recommend if I had any experience close to that. There are others I would not recommend for those reasons, but will not blast them unless someone asks for a referral on their performance.

Rex.

I saw her many moons ago. She got the job done; but it came across too much as "a job". I just did not like the vibe.

[CashMoney27]

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

That last line was funny. Lmao. What bar would you recommend on picking up girls? Please share a story of 2.

[UTReex]

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

Not my experience at all with Chrissy, yes only L1, but $$, very attentive, great convo, definitely not a hammer jack and 50-55 min. Goes to show YMMV with pretty much everyone out there. Sorry for your waste with her, I would not recommend if I had any experience close to that. There are others I would not recommend for those reasons, but will not blast them unless someone asks for a referral on their performance.

Rex.

[ChrisNoit2]

Oh I am intrigued by both of these. I assume L1? Not looking to DIY for those prices.

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

[KrangleVerse]

Go see Belle:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-612-842-2375/

Or Chrissy:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-and-reviewed/

Both are very good looking, but not FS, easy locations and you are unlikely to have a bad experience.

Oh I am intrigued by both of these. I assume L1? Not looking to DIY for those prices.

[UTReex]

These are good starts, I don't think Bell is actually Asian but I could be wrong. Also Asian providers don't usually provide references so keep that in mind while building up a list of references. You will need them down the road. One thing to keep in mind is to always act like this is not your first time doing this. However be polite and respectful. As I had indicated prior, read read read the forums for help and info. You found this site somehow so use it to your advantage. We will help you along but you still need to do the work. Make sure to report back and share your experiences good and bad. That's how we all learn, from sharing.

Belle is Asian, but a independent with her own private studio, easily accessible, high traffic and easy parking.

[DeepInGreek]

Go see Belle:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-612-842-2375/

Or Chrissy:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-and-reviewed/

Both are very good looking, but not FS, easy locations and you are unlikely to have a bad experience.

These are good starts, I don't think Bell is actually Asian but I could be wrong. Also Asian providers don't usually provide references so keep that in mind while building up a list of references. You will need them down the road. One thing to keep in mind is to always act like this is not your first time doing this. However be polite and respectful. As I had indicated prior, read read read the forums for help and info. You found this site somehow so use it to your advantage. We will help you along but you still need to do the work. Make sure to report back and share your experiences good and bad. That's how we all learn, from sharing.

[UTReex]

I'm in my early 30's and single, never had intercourse and I don't think that will change anytime soon. Figured I would at least shoot my shot and give an escort a try. First one never even got back to my email and the second one told me that she isn't beginner friendly. Pretty discouraged I asked what to do next and I was pointed to you guys and possibly giving an AMP a shot. I'm in the southern Mnpls suburb area and would. Really like some help on this one. Even if its just in PM.

Go see Belle:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-612-842-2375/

Or Chrissy:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-and-reviewed/

Both are very good looking, but not FS, easy locations and you are unlikely to have a bad experience.

[KitsuneNico]

I'm in my early 30's and single, never had intercourse and I don't think that will change anytime soon. Figured I would at least shoot my shot and give an escort a try. First one never even got back to my email and the second one told me that she isn't beginner friendly. Pretty discouraged I asked what to do next and I was pointed to you guys and possibly giving an AMP a shot. I'm in the southern Mnpls suburb area and would. Really like some help on this one. Even if its just in PM.

[OnlyMe1234]

So I'm glad I called ahead because it was cash only. I showed up, paid and went to my room.

When a place tells me it's cash only I got to the ATM and take out $80. If the massage is 30 minutes $50 then I'm getting a $30 HE, since I can't negotiate.
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Um, do you actually pay some other way than cash when you go to an AMP??

[DeepInGreek]

Hello all, just wanted to mention I've been getting massages off and on for a decade +. Never signed up on one of these until now. So there's "vets" out here that discover local hot spots on their own or without help of these sites and without interaction while on a site such as this one. Metro area. B-town "Burnsville" Apple valley Minneapolis and so on. Always had luck at the places around hwy 13. Some don't exist anymore. I've also done the non AMP private providers who charge 250 which gets ridiculous after a while. Anyways I'm just introducing myself for the most part. If anyone wants to chat feel free to DM or PM me as well. Always looking for a gem or diamond!

Welcome to the forum. Read back plenty of pages to learn and use the search feature. Feel free to share your experiences and goto spots with the group. I can't speak for anyone but myself but you'll get more help by being open and sharing.

[Poogs]

So I know this is out of town, but it's Green Bay and I feel like that's close enough to count LOL. I went earlier this week on a trip with my wife for her work and while I was there I just picked one of the top spots on Google Maps and popped in. I'm glad I called ahead because it was cash only. I showed up, paid and went to my room. The lady at the front was the one who did my massage. She looked Filipina IMHO. Wide hips and small boobs and a nice butt. She wore a mask during massage but I saw her face and I'd consider her a cutie.

When I got in the room and undressed another guy walked in and she told him she was the only one working. If you find this spot definitely call ahead. When it was time for the flip she left me uncovered which was a first, she left me fully exposed for a few minutes before she covered me with a washcloth LOL which didn't hide anything. She did a 8/10 massage and gave a pretty decent HE. She was making jokes and was actually pretty cute, she also kept talking about how "warm and fresh" my junk was, no idea what she meant but she kept grabbing my meat after I was finished and talking about the temperature hahaha.

When a place tells me it's cash only I got to the ATM and take out $80. If the massage is 30 minutes $50 then I'm getting a $30 HE, since I can't negotiate. Hasn't failed me yet. She's definitely the best provider I've been to in a while based on personality and looks.

One thing I want to tell everyone too is this: look on Google Maps and like try to find some places yourself, so far I've never been turned down on an HE picking randomly on Maps. Also don't be creepy with these ladies, if you're nice and act normal you'll get better treatment trust me.

[Zenart]

Hello all, just wanted to mention I've been getting massages off and on for a decade +. Never signed up on one of these until now. So there's "vets" out here that discover local hot spots on their own or without help of these sites and without interaction while on a site such as this one. Metro area. B-town "Burnsville" Apple valley Minneapolis and so on. Always had luck at the places around hwy 13. Some don't exist anymore. I've also done the non AMP private providers who charge 250 which gets ridiculous after a while. Anyways I'm just introducing myself for the most part. If anyone wants to chat feel free to DM or PM me as well. Always looking for a gem or diamond!