Massage Parlor Reports

[Bjee89]

Doing a little business in Minneapolis next week, any news on that place in New Hope off Winnetka ave.

[GaryMinn]

Over the last few years I have gone to a few mp. A few years ago there was one in Bloomington that was top notch (south of 494 a mile or so between france and 100). Does anyone know if this is still up? I only know of one now that is half way decent.

Sadly, the cops closed it down. Likely ran a brief sting, found them doing the HE, and quietly shut them down. It didn't get much press, but the owners (and the owners of an even better AMP (where very hot FS was available, from gorgeous Asian women from L. A, often) were simply sent away, and those locations closed. I believe the Lyndale Avenue AMP may have reopened, but I believe it's legit. Come to think of it, a third AMP, called "Relaxtation" (not sure if the misspelling was intentional) was closed at the same time. Those "wonderful" Bloomington police, with nothing better to do, I guess, shut down three of the best AMPs in MINN. Oh well!

[Mnjake28]

Over the last few years I have gone to a few mp. A few years ago there was one in Bloomington that was top notch (south of 494 a mile or so between france and 100). Does anyone know if this is still up? I only know of one now that is half way decent.

[Viceroy]

I don't get very much business from here in fact, the last time I put up an ad here all I dealt with

Were time consuming game players & hagglers.

Made it difficult to see anyone that was actually serious.

So I took my advertising where it works and kept it there ever since.

Like I said hostile environments drive traffic away to the competition.

You aren't going to be here to grace us with your presence? Gee. I thought the 4th was a happy holiday.

[Violet Rivera]

I don't get very much business from here in fact, the last time I put up an ad here all I dealt with

Were time consuming game players & hagglers.

Made it difficult to see anyone that was actually serious.

So I took my advertising where it works and kept it there ever since.

Like I said hostile environments drive traffic away to the competition.

FYI I prefer my reviews to be on these sites ONLY, thank you :

My reasoning;

Careful research proves to me that due to the tendency towards street level mongering by the lurking members

I find some that contact me via this site seem to either.

Confuse me for a desperate person who'll do anything for a dollar or a sex robot only,

Unlike a robot I do react unpredictably when subjected to any type of abuse.

I'm afraid it does nothing but make running my established business that much harder.

(weeding out the incompatible etc.) rather than help it thrive like it has for the past 5yrs.

I soley don't rely on new business like some of the AMP's in this town.

No offense to anyone but If I see any "review" here other than an honorable mention.

I will have it removed.

I do the exact same on another site as well.

XO V.

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Hi Violet Rivera,

Who the fuck do you think you are?

I can tell you right now that you aren't going to have anything "removed" from this site.

In fact, if anyone posts a "review here other than an honorable mention" about you, I think I'm going to feature it on the Forum's Front Page.

That's 80, 000 unique visitors every day.

Get it?

Now fuck off!

Thanks,

Jackson

[Violet Rivera]

This is why people need to be more discreet about the good massage spots.

Like how it was in the east lake sauna days I mean you knew what to expect.

And the tipping scale without having to post a public inquiry

Internet communication was mostly by PM so traffic was more controlled until public inquiries and mentions started surfacing I wonder how it would of went had everyone stuck to PM.

Fact is, in mpls If a place has a lot of in out traffic I; e 15 minute lotion application & HE,

It doesn't look good from street view.

Eventually greed takes over with these ladies too so they forget what they're doing and where they're doing it.

I imagine method stays open because they made proper arrangements plus their location is very ideal.

Skyline Massage which used to be in an old mansion on Blaisdell Ave has moved to downtown Mpls and changed their name to Surreal Body Works.

I stopped in today and saw that many of the same girls are still working. I saw a cute young woman named Talia who give me a good massage with a nice finish. I think different staff members may offer more.

The studio is clean and comfortable. Even though they have moved into a nicer office the prices have not risen. I hope to visit a little more often.

[Violet Rivera]

I've been to a few places over the last several months and have yet to find the one that will keep me coming back.

- Treasures back in the winter and opted for 90 min. Awesome massage with no extras. .

- Sunset Bodywork in Uptown a couple of weeks ago. Looked promising with a mattress on the floor. Average massage with no reason to go back. The girl was a 9 with a beautiful body.

- M Studio on Nicollet. Average massage but the little Thai number who worked on me was flawless. Easily a 10. Nothing extra either.

I'm still on the hunt for the place that will give an awesome massage and make it worthwhile to frequent. Expecting to try TNT next week and will post results.

FYI I prefer my reviews to be on these sites ONLY, thank you :

My reasoning;

Careful research proves to me that due to the tendency towards street level mongering by the lurking members

I find some that contact me via this site seem to either.

Confuse me for a desperate person who'll do anything for a dollar or a sex robot only,

Unlike a robot I do react unpredictably when subjected to any type of abuse.

I'm afraid it does nothing but make running my established business that much harder.

(weeding out the incompatible etc.) rather than help it thrive like it has for the past 5yrs.

I soley don't rely on new business like some of the AMP's in this town.

No offense to anyone but If I see any "review" here other than an honorable mention.

I will have it removed.

I do the exact same on another site as well.

XO V.

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Hi Violet Rivera,

Who the fuck do you think you are?

I can tell you right now that you aren't going to have anything "removed" from this site.

In fact, if anyone posts a "review here other than an honorable mention" about you, I think I'm going to feature it on the Forum's Front Page.

That's 80,000 unique visitors every day.

Get it?

Now fuck off!

Thanks,

Jackson

[Gpsych]

Pretty girls but average massage and ok conversations, nothing more. I keep hearing good things about Method and it's actually relatively close to where I am but their hours arent convenient for me so I haven't made the effort.

[Anything Cool]

[QUOTE=Deviantreading; 1226051.

I'm still on the hunt for the place that will give an awesome massage and make it worthwhile to frequent. Expecting to try TNT next week and will post results.[/QUOTE]

I have seen Violet a few times and always had a good time. Keep us posted.

[Deviantreading]

I've been to a few places over the last several months and have yet to find the one that will keep me coming back.

- Treasures back in the winter and opted for 90 min. Awesome massage with no extras. .

- Sunset Bodywork in Uptown a couple of weeks ago. Looked promising with a mattress on the floor. Average massage with no reason to go back. The girl was a 9 with a beautiful body.

- M Studio on Nicollet. Average massage but the little Thai number who worked on me was flawless. Easily a 10. Nothing extra either.

I'm still on the hunt for the place that will give an awesome massage and make it worthwhile to frequent. Expecting to try TNT next week and will post results.

[Screwjack]

I'm new in town (but not to USG) and looking for some relaxation. I've found references elsewhere to Method and am looking for some confirmation. (A search of this forum turned up nothing.)

Basically is this the spa I'm looking for? I understand it offers table showers (I've missed those-they don't have them in MA). Is the facility reasonable. Are the attendants worthy? What is the local standard (range) for tipping? I'm hoping for a full, relaxing experience.

I realize I'm not a "senior member" but I've been been on USG for many years and have provided good information in my previous locations. I lack the funds to be a "serious" hobbiest and I refrain from posting the 100th "same experience" review but I do share information as I come across it. A skim of my previous posts both "live" and archived won't take you very long but should provide some bonafides.

I'd appreciate the help-or any pointers to alternatives.

[Anything Cool]

Skyline Massage which used to be in an old mansion on Blaisdell Ave has moved to downtown Mpls and changed their name to Surreal Body Works.

I stopped in today and saw that many of the same girls are still working. I saw a cute young woman named Talia who give me a good massage with a nice finish. I think different staff members may offer more.

The studio is clean and comfortable. Even though they have moved into a nicer office the prices have not risen. I hope to visit a little more often.

[Cities Boy]

Man. That brings back good memories. Tamara was a pro in every sense of the word. She was careful, gave good value, had a really cute face and bod and knew the score. She played the game long making sure clients were happy and wanted to return. Her Russian and DT were superb. I hope she's OK.

But if you are looking for her you will probably need a psychic.

Wolfe.

Tamara and I were very, very close once upon a time. Getting together many times just because we enjoyed each others company (and the sex was great too). Then she got married again and I lost touch with her. Seeing her name again brings back so many great memories.

[Wolfgang]

Scott,

That is truly too bad. Myself, I never visit jack shacks but then again, I have rarely had any good experiences in them. They are, in my opinion, companies that designed to separate you from your cash with a minimum of muss or fuss. Have I had a good time at one. Yes, but it is rare (there was this one time at the now closed Yoshiko's in Duluth with this young blonde spinner / stipper who really needed the cash. Great tits and she wore glasses and she looked like Leah Luv and she was really young looking and I busted a nut on her glasses. Sigh. Good times.

But that was massively the exception. I just like being in control and in a jack shack control is the last thing you have. Of course I have only done massage places in Portland and the TC and both places are notorious for bad service. Now SanFrancisco however. Asian poon is popping off the trees like crazy.

So next time you are in town and just need to bust a nut, drop me a PM and I'll see if I can make a recommendation. There is lots of good talent in this town, but most of it flies under the radar.

Wolfe.

Last week I was visiting the Twin Cities on business and since I was bored one night in my hotel room I started scanning the local BP and craigslist ads. I found one in the therapeutic section of CL that led me to a website that looked interesting. They advertised a Vichy Shower and massage. A search of the place on a massage parlor website indicated that this place my also offer a little more so I thought I would give it a try. I called but it was to close to closing to get an appointment for that night but I made an appointment for the next evening. On the phone we settled on a 90 minute massage with shower for a price of 165, which I know is high but I hoped indicated a high level of service. When I arrived at the strip mall location I found it to be a highly visible and somewhat busy tanning salon. I was greeted inside by two young cute attendants. Mine was about 5'4, thin and very cute. She tok me on a tour of the location showing me the shower room which had the shower and a nice massage table. She told me that normally for a 90 minute session we would use this room, but because of scheduling conflict with the shower we would be using an adjacent room for the massage and then would move here when it was time for the shower. The room we went to was small and the table was a little rickety. I was told to undress and that it was my choice as to if I wanted to be covered during the massage or not. I undressed and laid down uncovered on the table to help indicate my intentions for extra services if available. I also laid out the tip money I had brought even though the house fee had not been collected. My attendant came in and began what was a very mediocre massage. She had obviously been show some massage technique but was not trained. I know because as we were talking I mentioned the tightness in my IT bands and she had no idea what I was talking about. She was extremely friendly and pleasant and we chatted for the whole time. Throughout our conversation I would indicate that I was up for anything she was up for and at one point during the conversation even asked her if other services were available. She told me no, that they were strictly therapeutic. I was a bit disappointed. For the money I was paying for this massage I would expect either a very good, professional massage or a 'massage" that is only a prelude to more activities. When the 90 minutes of massage were over (that is a long time for a massage with no extras) we went to the shower room. There she gave me an OK shower but made sure to use a towel to wash my sensitive areas. After the shower I was placed on the table in that room where she dried me off and then gave me a light touch massage. Her fingers felt good on my skin and she even moved close to my boys. When I flipped over here I was excited and enlarged and she continued the light touch massage on my front side but she never went any farther. When she told me we were done she left the room and I got dressed. On the way out they collected the fee and I left a.2 tip.

I'm not sure if I got blocked from any additional attention because I was new and from out of town or if this place does not offer anything. I can not imagine that they would be around long as a legitimate massage studio if they are not providing a trained professional masseuse. Based on my tip I would not suggest this place. While YMMV and they may offer other things to other people it is just to much money for a gamble that may not pay off.

[Scottyscott]

Last week I was visiting the Twin Cities on business and since I was bored one night in my hotel room I started scanning the local BP and craigslist ads. I found one in the therapeutic section of CL that led me to a website that looked interesting. They advertised a Vichy Shower and massage. A search of the place on a massage parlor website indicated that this place my also offer a little more so I thought I would give it a try. I called but it was to close to closing to get an appointment for that night but I made an appointment for the next evening. On the phone we settled on a 90 minute massage with shower for a price of 165, which I know is high but I hoped indicated a high level of service. When I arrived at the strip mall location I found it to be a highly visible and somewhat busy tanning salon. I was greeted inside by two young cute attendants. Mine was about 5'4, thin and very cute. She tok me on a tour of the location showing me the shower room which had the shower and a nice massage table. She told me that normally for a 90 minute session we would use this room, but because of scheduling conflict with the shower we would be using an adjacent room for the massage and then would move here when it was time for the shower. The room we went to was small and the table was a little rickety. I was told to undress and that it was my choice as to if I wanted to be covered during the massage or not. I undressed and laid down uncovered on the table to help indicate my intentions for extra services if available. I also laid out the tip money I had brought even though the house fee had not been collected. My attendant came in and began what was a very mediocre massage. She had obviously been show some massage technique but was not trained. I know because as we were talking I mentioned the tightness in my IT bands and she had no idea what I was talking about. She was extremely friendly and pleasant and we chatted for the whole time. Throughout our conversation I would indicate that I was up for anything she was up for and at one point during the conversation even asked her if other services were available. She told me no, that they were strictly therapeutic. I was a bit disappointed. For the money I was paying for this massage I would expect either a very good, professional massage or a 'massage" that is only a prelude to more activities. When the 90 minutes of massage were over (that is a long time for a massage with no extras) we went to the shower room. There she gave me an OK shower but made sure to use a towel to wash my sensitive areas. After the shower I was placed on the table in that room where she dried me off and then gave me a light touch massage. Her fingers felt good on my skin and she even moved close to my boys. When I flipped over here I was excited and enlarged and she continued the light touch massage on my front side but she never went any farther. When she told me we were done she left the room and I got dressed. On the way out they collected the fee and I left a.2 tip.

I'm not sure if I got blocked from any additional attention because I was new and from out of town or if this place does not offer anything. I can not imagine that they would be around long as a legitimate massage studio if they are not providing a trained professional masseuse. Based on my tip I would not suggest this place. While YMMV and they may offer other things to other people it is just to much money for a gamble that may not pay off.