Massage Parlor Reports

[Deutsche205]

Was planning to stop in at a local place on Lancaster. When I got there, I found a sign showing it had been ordered to close by the city. Sign stated it was for advertising on certain cites that were deemed inappropriate, but nothing about actual illicit acts.

Seems a bit aggressive. I had been there before, and it always seemed legit. Maybe I was missing something.

Opted to drive by and found the place on Lancaster is back open. I assume they resolved their issue with the city.

I stopped in for an hour, still no hint of any beyond a legit massage. I keep hoping as they tend to have had decent looking staff in the past.

Good luck all. I still believe it is not as bad as it seems, just everyone being quiet out of paranoia.

[Anything Cool]

About a month ago I posted my thoughts that it would be a while before some new AMPs opened in the Twin Cities.

Well, I was wrong I just found about 2 new ones.

Best Day Spa. Oak Parks Heights.

Massage Healthy. Shoreview.

I wasn't sure I could post the address, so I didn't but a quick search should yield that information. I haven't been to either of these places, so I cannot comment on the service.

[QuantumFlux359]

If you're up for a drive, St. Michael location still open last I went about a month or two ago.

[MinnesotaIsLov]

Hey guys. After slp closing a while back and now Plymouth too, I have no spot I know of in the west metro. Any tips? I am close enough to south metro and downtown that that'd work too. Almost she ems like AMPs are going to be a thing of the past around here.

Thanks!

Yes, it seems like AMP's are really going to be a thing of the past here in MN. I hear rumors of "ads" on instagram and FB but no luck finding them. I'm sure they're connections out there but no one is willing to share that posts here. Not even private messages.

[Jdwrxch5]

Hey guys. After slp closing a while back and now Plymouth too, I have no spot I know of in the west metro. Any tips? I am close enough to south metro and downtown that that'd work too. Almost she ems like AMPs are going to be a thing of the past around here.

Thanks!

[Deutsche205]

Drove by and found Lotus on Fernbrook is closed too. Was a very YMMV type of place, but the service itself was also lacking, so it may have closed before the city did anything.

Sorry to be noting bad news, but no one seems to be bringing any good either.

[Deutsche205]

Was planning to stop in at a local place on Lancaster. When I got there, I found a sign showing it had been ordered to close by the city. Sign stated it was for advertising on certain cites that were deemed inappropriate, but nothing about actual illicit acts.

Seems a bit aggressive. I had been there before, and it always seemed legit. Maybe I was missing something.

[GaryMinn]

Senior member looking for some help. Former Minneapolis guy, now in Atlanta, but traveling to the Twin Cities and would love some up to date recommendations for a great HE massage -- from either the traditional AMPs (if LEO hasn't shut them all down by now.) or UTR providers / independents. I used to know a bunch of both types, but haven't lived in town for years.

I will be in town this week, so would GREATLY appreciate any suggestions -- from the west side (used to be a good place in Excelsior, a great place in Chaska.) to Hudson and / or Stillwater, I'd greatly appreciate your suggestions and insider tips, for 2018 great massages with more.

Private messages are fine, if preferred -- and I'll reciprocate with recommends for Manhattan, if desired.

Thanks in advance!

GM.

[MinnesotaIsLov]

No new parlors have opened since BP went dark. City Pages has some ads, but they are for places that have been opened for a while. Several parlors have been closed either by LE or maybe simple economics. I don't think no new parlors will open in the Twin Cities for a while.

Hm. Maybe you're right. Traffic has been very slow on here since everything. Either people found other places or no ones talking. Either way, it's fine. I just wanted to know different spots that pleases my needs but it seems like I will just have to stick to word of mouth.

Thanks for your response.

[Anything Cool]

Can someone please message me and tell me where they are going online so they can find out where all the new parlors are opening up? I used to use BP for "new" listings of places that where ideal for my benefit. Then I started using "RM" so I can get a idea of what is hot or not and what is new and old. Now I'm just trying to find new places but its difficult finding out where they're actually advertised. It seems I can not find any "updated" pages that are listing new places to try out. RM doesn't really help anymore because I do not think they are updating the MSP area.

Any information would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

No new parlors have opened since BP went dark. City Pages has some ads, but they are for places that have been opened for a while. Several parlors have been closed either by LE or maybe simple economics. I don't think no new parlors will open in the Twin Cities for a while.

[MinnesotaIsLov]

Can someone please message me and tell me where they are going online so they can find out where all the new parlors are opening up? I used to use BP for "new" listings of places that where ideal for my benefit. Then I started using "RM" so I can get a idea of what is hot or not and what is new and old. Now I'm just trying to find new places but its difficult finding out where they're actually advertised. It seems I can not find any "updated" pages that are listing new places to try out. RM doesn't really help anymore because I do not think they are updating the MSP area.

Any information would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

[Crsm27]

Sorry to report that the joint off Nicollet above Pho 79 is closed. Used to be called Natural Therapeutics but they also had a sign that said Wu Hang. Anyhow, stopped by and the place was totally empty of furniture or anything and locked up.

Pity, since this place was at least fairly consistent.

This is sad that this place closed down. Or did they just move? Any intel please pm me?

[MstrNinja]

I had less luck at you Relax. Not even DIY. Although I did go around noon. It was kind of funny. She pointedly told me that she was a christian, and would never do such a thing. I immediately noticed her cross earrings, then the a cross on the wall on the way out. I felt like I had propositioned a nun.

[ImTheGift]

A little joint between 13 and Burnsville pkway. Come during night fall before they close. More likely to strike. HE only so far. Been trying but they're scared of rats. All the other places wouldn't budge or would only have diy. YMMV I never returned to any of the other spas. But this one was first time home run. Also, another joint worth looking into is Moore massage in fridley. He here as well sadly but better than diy or nothing at all. YMMV gents remember they are human. Treat them nicely and they may grant you relief. They're very suscipious of people. Darn rats ruin everything.

[MinnesotaIsLov]

I used to use RM as a non member just to see what parlors there were out and about, but now I seem to have lost connections. I need someone to PM other places to do my research. Please. Just constantly looking and wasting time is very unsatisfying. There has to be something else out there online.