Massage Parlor Reports

[Jdwrxch5]

Reaching out to see if anyone has had any other luck there. I have seen two of the ladies there. Very good massages with some hints / teasing, but nothing more. I am not giving up quite yet due to the location. PM if you prefer.

I tend to focus my attention on the west side of town with occasional trips elsewhere to see if an ad has potential.

Stopped by today. No luck either. I had Sophie, and she have a great massage. She's cute and she knows it; definitely using that to her advantage, but I think that's all it'll ever be. That being said I'll probably still try again LOL.

[MinnesotaIsLov]

Hello,

Zenology massage in EP is no longer around. They recently shut down because of their lease running up.

Does anyone have a suggest website that you could private message me or post here that I could go to for finding new parlors opening? I used to use BP for things like this but they are no longer around.

Please let me know what page parlors are advertising on. Thanks!

[Deutsche205]

Thanks for TOFTT. I really wanted to try there. It seems like you need to see the same girl 3,4, + times to get comfortable. Tough times.

Reaching out to see if anyone has had any other luck there. I have seen two of the ladies there. Very good massages with some hints / teasing, but nothing more. I am not giving up quite yet due to the location. PM if you prefer.

I tend to focus my attention on the west side of town with occasional trips elsewhere to see if an ad has potential.

[Ddys11]

Gave Sophie her second chance this evening. Apparently she had a client who'd made a reservation so she pawned me off on another older, less attractive masseuse. Good massage. Very good even. Again all the signs but no follow through. I'm done there.

Thanks for TOFTT. I really wanted to try there. It seems like you need to see the same girl 3,4, + times to get comfortable. Tough times.

[QuantumFlux359]

It's just to the east of the gas station. Painted grey now.

And you might want to clean out some PMs.

Your turn! Your inbox is full.

[Screwjack]

Gave Sophie her second chance this evening. Apparently she had a client who'd made a reservation so she pawned me off on another older, less attractive masseuse. Good massage. Very good even. Again all the signs but no follow through. I'm done there.

[BusterRon]

Hit Pearl in Bloomington again. Not my first choice but the two I called before were booked so I walked in.

Last time my masseuse was a bigger girl, this time older and bean pole thin.

I asked to use the bathroom and noticed a gal sleeping on a table as I walked by.

So here's the drill, you get settled in and she comes in for massage. She hits play on a CD player which I now realize is about 45 min long. Music stops, they stop. So if you ever set foot in this joint know that you're paying for an hour and getting 45 min.

Massage well below average.

Finish was pretty automatic so no hassle there, but she didn't waste any time with anything remotely sensual. Jackhammer handy and wipe down. Again, changed sheets while I got dressed with lights on which is a rude and abrupt way to end something that's supposed to be sensual and relaxing.

Hard pass on this one from now on.

[Screwjack]

This place should be called "Phoenix" as there's now a big "Grand Opening Massage" banner sign hanging on the building. In the past it's always been good for the first level of extra service.

The Phoenix has indeed risen but my report is mixed success. Younger, prettier masseuse. Heated table. Hot stone massage. Sadly, despite all the foreshadowing and no objection to some light roaming, I left wanting more.

Sophia made a point of telling me I should come see her again. Maybe she's nervous about new clients. We shall see. I'll give her one more more chance. Meanwhile.

[Wrong Places]

Is this the blue building that is kinda tucked behind a gas station?

It's just to the east of the gas station. Painted grey now.

And you might want to clean out some PMs.

[QuantumFlux359]

This place should be called "Phoenix" as there's now a big "Grand Opening Massage" banner sign hanging on the building. In the past it's always been good for the first level of extra service.

Is this the blue building that is kinda tucked behind a gas station?

[Wrong Places]

This place should be called "Phoenix" as there's now a big "Grand Opening Massage" banner sign hanging on the building. In the past it's always been good for the first level of extra service.

[BusterRon]

I thought this place was closed.

As of thurs night it wasn't.

[Ddys11]

Was driving through Brooklyn Park and happened across Five Star. On a whim decided to check it out.

Didn't have much time so went for half hour.

Attractive and fit mature masseuse delivered a pretty good massage but given only half an hour she didn't even have me flip.

Felt like a legit joint. . 50 for 30 min, . 65 for hour.

Too far from home to bother trying ever again.

I thought this place was closed.

[BusterRon]

Was driving through Brooklyn Park and happened across Five Star. On a whim decided to check it out.

Didn't have much time so went for half hour.

Attractive and fit mature masseuse delivered a pretty good massage but given only half an hour she didn't even have me flip.

Felt like a legit joint. . 50 for 30 min, . 65 for hour.

Too far from home to bother trying ever again.

[BusterRon]

Tried Pearl in blmgtn with low expectations.

Table is bigger than normal, but was a little freaked out by the blood spot next to where you put your face.

Gal was bigger than you usually see.

Massage was nice but she basically had 3 or 4 moves she repeated.

Enough attention to inner thighs when massaging glutes to know what was up.

Paid for an hour and got 50 min, plus she was in the room getting it picked up after while I got dressed which I hate.

Damage was. 70/. 40 and would only repeat in a pinch or if get curious / bored again.