Massage Parlor Reports

**MinnyMassage** · 11-22-19 11:03

Originally Posted by LakeGuy88 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on harmony in shoreview? I went there once and I didn't have any luck, feel free to PM.

I've been there myself, and had the same outcome you did. The other site is filled with reviews that confirm it is most likely therapeutic massage only (despite the one or two reviews to the contrary). I'd suggest going elsewhere if you're looking for something different.

**TonyMacaroni** · 11-22-19 10:03

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Hmmm. I wonder if these are the same girls from the Eden prairie location.

Does anyone know if there are AMPs in the west metro near any longer? I'm looking for a AMP but seems like they've all moved to Burnsville or Eagan now.

I think they are but one or two are new. When I was at Oasis in Eagan I did futon and the thing smelled like someone took a shit on it! I'm sure the woman massaging smelled it too. How nasty. The woman also shoved her finger up my ass with no asking it I complied. Ruined the experience.

There's some decent AMPs in the west metro but you're lucky to even get level 1 services sometimes. Not all that impressed. And now they're staring to charge $75 hr at some parlors. Rip off.

**LakeGuy88** · 11-22-19 02:28

Anyone have any info on harmony in shoreview? I went there once and I didn't have any luck, feel free to PM.

**ChrisNoit2** · 11-21-19 18:18

Originally Posted by TonyMacaroni [View Original Post]

Oasis massage Eagan: Been here 3 times with 3 different women. One young and cute / pretty I want to say like only 25 and is to my best knowledge DIY only. Didn't catch name. Bad massage no effort whatsoever. 2nd woman at least 35 and also cute very friendly and gives out HJs. Third also in 30's kinda cute but did not receive extras.

Wellness massage Eagan: Hot young Asian probably 25 years old really wanted extras read on RM she or another lady does good extras but she was not willing. Going to try again sometime.

Hmmm. I wonder if these are the same girls from the Eden prairie location.

Does anyone know if there are AMPs in the west metro near any longer? I'm looking for a AMP but seems like they've all moved to Burnsville or Eagan now.

**WiseTraveler** · 11-21-19 15:11

Originally Posted by TonyMacaroni [View Original Post]

Yeah good advice you are right about RM lots of fake reviews. But recently stopped in a few shops in Burnsville and landed HJ at Trudy massage and Jins. The women were in their 40's but gave out solid HJs. Good massage effort with both women. Thinking of trying New eden spa next time I'm Burnsville.

Eden spa is tease at most though they do have younger providers. You never know but the only reviewers who claimed to get HJs there were challenged pretty strongly. Still, you never know. Good luck!

Eagan whatever on 2xx2 Horizon (name changes every month) used to be a sure thing. Even got a surprise BBJCIM there once but there are some older / angry / jaded ones who aren't worth it even if they'd offer more.

Minny needs more turnover in providers.

**TonyMacaroni** · 11-18-19 18:18

Originally Posted by JamesAndrews [View Original Post]

You have to take rm with a grain of salt and that goes both ways. I drop my membership and do my homework its more reliable.

Yeah good advice you are right about RM lots of fake reviews. But recently stopped in a few shops in Burnsville and landed HJ at Trudy massage and Jins. The women were in their 40's but gave out solid HJs. Good massage effort with both women. Thinking of trying New eden spa next time I'm Burnsville.

**JamesAndrews** · 11-17-19 13:57

Originally Posted by TonyMacaroni [View Original Post]

Oasis massage Eagan: Been here 3 times with 3 different women. One young and cute / pretty I want to say like only 25 and is to my best knowledge DIY only. Didn't catch name. Bad massage no effort whatsoever. 2nd woman at least 35 and also cute very friendly and gives out HJs. Third also in 30's kinda cute but did not receive extras.

Wellness massage Eagan: Hot young Asian probably 25 years old really wanted extras read on RM she or another lady does good extras but she was not willing. Going to try again sometime.

You have to take rm with a grain of salt and that goes both ways. I drop my membership and do my homework its more reliable.

**WiseTraveler** · 11-16-19 15:00

Originally Posted by BeatsWackin [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any info on that one? I tried the search but couldn't find anything. I called and they have futon or table. I asked about a table shower and she said they have regular. Any one have lore insight. Feel free to pm if you'd like.

She's nice and is relaxed about draping and will tease some but doesn't dish out the HEs. I think someone posted a fake review on RM once and she replied immediately calling it fake as the place was closed at the time. While she could be lying, I didn't get that sense.

**TonyMacaroni** · 11-16-19 10:51

Oasis massage Eagan: Been here 3 times with 3 different women. One young and cute / pretty I want to say like only 25 and is to my best knowledge DIY only. Didn't catch name. Bad massage no effort whatsoever. 2nd woman at least 35 and also cute very friendly and gives out HJs. Third also in 30's kinda cute but did not receive extras.

Wellness massage Eagan: Hot young Asian probably 25 years old really wanted extras read on RM she or another lady does good extras but she was not willing. Going to try again sometime.

**MinnyMassage** · 11-16-19 00:12

Originally Posted by BeatsWackin [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any info on that one? I tried the search but couldn't find anything. I called and they have futon or table. I asked about a table shower and she said they have regular. Any one have lore insight. Feel free to pm if you'd like.

That place is strictly legit, despite some "reviews" to the contrary on other sites. A good massage, but if you are looking for more, you should look elsewhere.

**BeatsWackin** · 11-14-19 22:27

Does anyone have any info on that one? I tried the search but couldn't find anything. I called and they have futon or table. I asked about a table shower and she said they have regular. Any one have lore insight. Feel free to pm if you'd like.

**Blurrr001** · 11-12-19 13:37

Originally Posted by WiseTraveler [View Original Post]

There are 6-7 places where a HE with limited roaming are a pretty sure thing but no "go to" places left like we had 6+ years ago when there were hot Thai providers in Chanhassen, a range of younger ones in Eden Prairie, and the ever-moving but reliable Method shop. You also had backpage / craiglist indies where a $40-60 session could turn into a FS / PSE party if there was chemistry and $. Prices are now much higher, there's far less competition and everyone is warier in general. There were also older AMP providers who knew how to do a great long tease and release and seemed to enjoy it. Now the older ones know there aren't many other options so it's like eating at an small airport Burger King or Subway. Minimum effort and overpriced.

Now there are maybe 1/3 the number of parlors, and 1/5 indies, and there's surprisingly little turnover so the same women have been at Burnsville, Eagan, Plymouth, Roseville spots for years and none of them are that attractive or flirty. I find it easier to 'turn' newer providers and at least there's the thrill of the unknown. I've switched to focusing on independent legit therapists and trying to work something out. Minny AMPs are just depressing.

I'll offer $50 for HE with roaming, $40 without. No haggling unless she's attractive (which hasn't been an issue in years) though I've given extra if the teasing starts early and is consistent with a good ending. If she does the typical nada nada nada and then suddenly offers a mechanical HJ with 10 min or less left, I always decline. $40+ is for a good tease and HJ, not just a quick release where I feel pressured.

I'll take a year off and try again at some point.

I just discovered and am new to this forum. Which couldn't have come at a better time. I have been struggling to find anything lately every go to place I have had has been closed and my options have all but run out. Used to frequent the place off of Nicolette above the Chinese food place, then the place in invergrove went down, then the eden prarie place that then became Plymouth and now that one is gone also. I know people don't like to share places since there so far and few between these days, but I just need a new place that has some teasing with an HE and a little roaming its all I am looking for. Not that I expect anyone to do this but if your feeling generous and want to drop me a tip I would appreciate a PM.

**ILuvAsianBabes** · 11-10-19 12:03

Everything WiseTraveler wrote couldn't be more accurate! I'm all but done wasting my hard earned money on these places unless they get some new crews with some attractive women for a fucking change. Doubt it'll happen though. No wonder so many of these shops close so frequently! In my experience Independents happen to a be a lot sexier and a nude massage + HE at the very least is almost always a sure bet! Plus they generally have upgrades to BJ DATY and FS! That's called getting your $$s worth! Getting a lame ass massage or HE with some old unattractive hag is NOT!!

**WiseTraveler** · 11-09-19 15:11

There are 6-7 places where a HE with limited roaming are a pretty sure thing but no "go to" places left like we had 6+ years ago when there were hot Thai providers in Chanhassen, a range of younger ones in Eden Prairie, and the ever-moving but reliable Method shop. You also had backpage / craiglist indies where a $40-60 session could turn into a FS / PSE party if there was chemistry and $. Prices are now much higher, there's far less competition and everyone is warier in general. There were also older AMP providers who knew how to do a great long tease and release and seemed to enjoy it. Now the older ones know there aren't many other options so it's like eating at an small airport Burger King or Subway. Minimum effort and overpriced.

Now there are maybe 1/3 the number of parlors, and 1/5 indies, and there's surprisingly little turnover so the same women have been at Burnsville, Eagan, Plymouth, Roseville spots for years and none of them are that attractive or flirty. I find it easier to 'turn' newer providers and at least there's the thrill of the unknown. I've switched to focusing on independent legit therapists and trying to work something out. Minny AMPs are just depressing.

I'll offer $50 for HE with roaming, $40 without. No haggling unless she's attractive (which hasn't been an issue in years) though I've given extra if the teasing starts early and is consistent with a good ending. If she does the typical nada nada nada and then suddenly offers a mechanical HJ with 10 min or less left, I always decline. $40+ is for a good tease and HJ, not just a quick release where I feel pressured.

I'll take a year off and try again at some point.

**VikesFan73** · 11-09-19 13:30

Originally Posted by SpectrumOfHulk [View Original Post]

I usually use my 1/2 days on Friday for mischief and I made my way toward WI to what I will call MP #2 from MN which I visited 1 other time and got a great massage and HE but limited groping. They had a wait of about 1/2 hr so I bailed and headed to what I'll call MP #3 from MN. Had a pretty fun time! Went in, not busy, provider was up front, not bad looking, friendly, not uptight about groping, I wore her down I guess because she had a sore back after 45 minutes of a great massage with some teasing so I told her to lay down and she did, I got to do more groping, and asked to fuck and she replied not now which led me to think it was a possibility in the future. I still want to got back to #2 because the gal who greeted me was a new face since first visit but I think tomorrow I may revisit #3 to see if anything and everything is possible. Wish me luck!

Curious which places these are? I can share a couple spots that work every time as well. Thanks for sharing.