Massage Parlor Reports

[ChrisNoit2]

All those places in Eden Prairie have closed. There is only 1 new one called Tigercave. Seems too legit. I'm just sitting here looking for new places in the west metro.

I realize beauty is in the eye of the beholder and what one guy might consider gorgeous another might not, but anyone care to share your best looking list? I'll go first:

1. Prettiest / sexiest: Amy from Loutus spa Plymouth (closed).

2. Hottest: Lyla from Wellness massage in Eagan (also best service.

3. Cutest: Cherry and Ella from Oasis in Eden Prairie.

4. Best ass: Cici from Spanut in Eden Prairie.

5. Biggest boobs: Jessica from Hong Kong in Golden Valley.

6. Prettiest Chinese escort: Ling Lin by Mall of America.

[TonyMacaroni]

I'd also add that Emily at JF had the absolute best banter and attitude, and good service as well.

Aren't 2 and 3 on your list also closed? I only saw Cici at SN once and she was looking at her phone too much. I liked Julia / Kristy there the best, I'd love to know where she is.

Have you noticed girls at HK being very nervous? I had OK service a few weeks ago, but damn she was paranoid as heck, and said the boss lady would fire her for extras and told me to keep quiet while she was going to town.

And Oasis on Eagan needs some damn heat. Their single floor heater moving from room to room doesn't cut it. Haha.

Yeah I had Emily at JF once and she was great! Prettier than most AMP women with a great attitude and personality. And as you stated, great service too! Really knows how to give a proper HJ. I didn't know Thai Wellness in Eagan is closed? Damn that sucks! The young hot one there was top notch and a knockout in looks and in service.

LOL I agree it's like getting a massage in an Igloo in Antarctica it's so cold at Oasis!! It was just as bad during winter at their EP location too downstairs in there. I also noticed some odd stuff at HK the last time I went. Though I've never been impressed with the women there in terms of looks and age. Same with Sunny in Plymouth.

[Lzoom3]

I realize beauty is in the eye of the beholder and what one guy might consider gorgeous another might not, but anyone care to share your best looking list? I'll go first:

1. Prettiest / sexiest: Amy from Loutus spa Plymouth (closed).

2. Hottest: Lyla from Wellness massage in Eagan (also best service.

3. Cutest: Cherry and Ella from Oasis in Eden Prairie.

4. Best ass: Cici from Spanut in Eden Prairie.

5. Biggest boobs: Jessica from Hong Kong in Golden Valley.

6. Prettiest Chinese escort: Ling Lin by Mall of America.

I'd also add that Emily at JF had the absolute best banter and attitude, and good service as well.

Aren't 2 and 3 on your list also closed? I only saw Cici at SN once and she was looking at her phone too much. I liked Julia / Kristy there the best, I'd love to know where she is.

Have you noticed girls at HK being very nervous? I had OK service a few weeks ago, but damn she was paranoid as heck, and said the boss lady would fire her for extras and told me to keep quiet while she was going to town.

And Oasis on Eagan needs some damn heat. Their single floor heater moving from room to room doesn't cut it. Haha.

[TonyMacaroni]

I realize beauty is in the eye of the beholder and what one guy might consider gorgeous another might not, but anyone care to share your best looking list? I'll go first:

1. Prettiest / sexiest: Amy from Loutus spa Plymouth (closed).

2. Hottest: Lyla from Wellness massage in Eagan (also best service.

3. Cutest: Cherry and Ella from Oasis in Eden Prairie.

4. Best ass: Cici from Spanut in Eden Prairie.

5. Biggest boobs: Jessica from Hong Kong in Golden Valley.

6. Prettiest Chinese escort: Ling Lin by Mall of America.

[ChrisNoit2]

Anyone have any idea if there are places that give birthday discounts in AMPs?

[VikesFan73]

Just looking for something In the south metro. Any good options? I can share a couple go to's as well. Thanks in advance!

[HazyDavy]

News to me, I'll have to run by there, not far from home, had some great and meh experiences there. More meh than great, I always wonder what city does to license another MP at a location where mischief occurred, make them solemnly swear not to touch the pee pee when giving massages?

LOL, I'm sick of others thinking they have the right to tell people what they can and can't do when it's two consenting adults.

Shit needs to change.

I agree!

But it's fine when those exact people do it.

I'm in the area as well. I stop by the liquor regularly, which is basically next door. So, you can see the going's on. I'm sure it's legit or some one in the local political arena is going to have to answer some.

Hard question.

[TonyMacaroni]

News to me, I'll have to run by there, not far from home, had some great and meh experiences there. More meh than great, I always wonder what city does to license another MP at a location where mischief occurred, make them solemnly swear not to touch the pee pee when giving massages?

LOL, I'm sick of others thinking they have the right to tell people what they can and can't do when it's two consenting adults.

Shit needs to change.

So am I. I'm sick of it too! Which is why I can't wait to travel and move to Thailand or places in Southeast Asia where you don't have to feel guilty just for wanting to fulfill natural sexual urges with another consenting adult over the age of 18. It's a fucking joke. America wants to take any and all fun away from hard working decent men. I've had my fun but I'm close to being all but done with America.

[TwinCities9999]

Anyone have info? New to mn and looking for decent spots.

[SpectrumOfHulk]

There is a new place just opened in the same location?

News to me, I'll have to run by there, not far from home, had some great and meh experiences there. More meh than great, I always wonder what city does to license another MP at a location where mischief occurred, make them solemnly swear not to touch the pee pee when giving massages?

LOL, I'm sick of others thinking they have the right to tell people what they can and can't do when it's two consenting adults.

Shit needs to change.

[HoosierDaddy11]

There is a new place just opened in the same location?

Did you catch the name or try them out? PM for details.

[HazyDavy]

There is a new place just opened in the same location?

[ChrisNoit2]

Are there anymore AMPs in the Eden prairie / Chanhassen / Chaska locations? So so many have vanished and it's hard to track / find the new ones. Anyone have any information on AMPs in these areas? Much appreciated. I miss Zenology, Oasis, cozy Asian. MN sucks.

[VikesFan73]

Tried Mystic massage in St. Louis park the other day very professional legit massage by 40's Chinese not all that pretty but what else is new? The massage was good. Didn't even want an HJ at the time so wasn't all that disappointed. Wasn't attracted to her not my type really. Couple days later drove to Burns again tried new spa and got high quality HJ and UTC touching with younger Chinese babe who had great body and decent face. Good effort for massage too. Impressive.

Being thoroughly disappointed mostly in the Minny AMP scene with some good luck here and there I decided to give some independents a try and came away quite impressed! Got high quality action with younger hot Asian babes with great bodies and also good action from a Hispanic and half black mixed babe. Well worth it.

Curious about the new spa in Burnsville. Please pm.

[TonyMacaroni]

Tried Mystic massage in St. Louis park the other day very professional legit massage by 40's Chinese not all that pretty but what else is new? The massage was good. Didn't even want an HJ at the time so wasn't all that disappointed. Wasn't attracted to her not my type really. Couple days later drove to Burns again tried new spa and got high quality HJ and UTC touching with younger Chinese babe who had great body and decent face. Good effort for massage too. Impressive.

Being thoroughly disappointed mostly in the Minny AMP scene with some good luck here and there I decided to give some independents a try and came away quite impressed! Got high quality action with younger hot Asian babes with great bodies and also good action from a Hispanic and half black mixed babe. Well worth it.