Massage Parlor Reports

[BusterRon]

Ventured down to Vogue Day in Shakopee.

Someone PMd me that it was reliable and someone posted here something to that effect as well.

Well I must not know the secret handshake because my $65 bought me a slightly better than average massage and my second case of blue balls this week.

Recent failures:

Phoenix in Burnsville.

Oasis in Eagan.

Vogue Day in Shakopee.

Jins in Burnsville.

The joint by Racks, whatever they're calling themselves these days.

Trudy. DIY.

New Day in Burnsville.

New Eden in Burnsville DIY.

Yup. Good times.

[TonyMacaroni]

Used to eff the daylights out of a provider at the otsego place but she's long gone and I keep hearing the MP is now closed, I know that doesn't help you now but it was fun while it lasted. Now sadly things have changed for the much much worse, if you all vote for me my first act as president is an executive order to make government get the hell out of everyone's business when it comes to having fun with their sexual activities. Now the best places are over the WI border.

I went to Tsunia in Otsego for years. Dozens of quality HJs. Very sad that shop closed! But mostly older, average looking chicks in there. I don't recall ever seeing one I'd even consider banging. But to each his own. And I'll be the first to vote for your executive order. The fact that I live in a country where men are made to feel guilty or paranoid just for wanting to have a little fun is a joke! I can't wait to travel out of the US to places like Thailand, Philippines, Hong Kong, etc. Where these activities are viewed as they should be-a natural part of life (human desire) and nothing more! As long as it's two consenting adults not harming each other that is.

[SpectrumOfHulk]

I just stumbled on this forum and thread when looking for exactly what is being discussed. I recently moved from the WBL area to the NW metro (beyond Maple Grove) and looking for any suggestions anyone is willing to share via PM. I had been frequenting done if the "for sure" independents but am missing the feeling of getting regular AMP therapists to have fun with. Haven't had much luck even in WBL other than my go-to with DIY. More recently I was playing a long term game with Anna at Therapeutic Oriental Spa near Northtown Mall in Blaine, but moving ended that before going further than some groping and the "I just can't help myself" DIY 3/4 thru session. Anyways, I'm looking forward to ongoing conversation. Thanks!

Used to eff the daylights out of a provider at the otsego place but she's long gone and I keep hearing the MP is now closed, I know that doesn't help you now but it was fun while it lasted. Now sadly things have changed for the much much worse, if you all vote for me my first act as president is an executive order to make government get the hell out of everyone's business when it comes to having fun with their sexual activities. Now the best places are over the WI border.

[BusterRon]

Tried Oasis. Table massage for $65, wasn't given any other options.

Masseuse was young adult, nice body and face.

Was not offered extras and there was no teasing. The only promising part was no draping when face down, but no wandering down by the boys or any hint that more was available. Unless I get a name to request that is worthwhile, I won't bother going back just hoping to draw a better experience.

Room did stink a little too.

Tried Phoenix again a few weeks back. Only reasons why we're that oasis had fucked up my reservation, the other joint I like was busy, and someone told me they scored there. I swore this place off some time ago in my posts and for fucks sake I don't know why I didn't take my own advice. Provider was again not too old and decent body but the massage was "meh" and no teasing or extras. I asked straight up and was shot down. They did do hot stone which was nice but not worth my dollars.

I have an ok place that I like but I'd like some variety without having to commute to Hudson or the north metro. I might have to go independent providers too, I just like the convenience, cost, and anonymity of a walk in parlor.

[Crutches]

Thanks for all the info guys.

I had no idea that the AMP's here are that bad.

Has to be the worst area I have ever encountered in my travels.

Anyways I will book a independent to assure I get the services I require.

Check out the website www.minnesotaerotica.com.

I have used this site and have had pretty good luck with the encounters. Few if any fake ads it seems. PM with any questions, willing to help if I can.

Go4 MN.

[Onyxarthur123]

I just stumbled on this forum and thread when looking for exactly what is being discussed. I recently moved from the WBL area to the NW metro (beyond Maple Grove) and looking for any suggestions anyone is willing to share via PM. I had been frequenting done if the "for sure" independents but am missing the feeling of getting regular AMP therapists to have fun with. Haven't had much luck even in WBL other than my go-to with DIY. More recently I was playing a long term game with Anna at Therapeutic Oriental Spa near Northtown Mall in Blaine, but moving ended that before going further than some groping and the "I just can't help myself" DIY 3/4 thru session. Anyways, I'm looking forward to ongoing conversation. Thanks!

[WiseTraveler]

I hadn't been in years and wanted someone new. I've already spaced the name but she actually had a good body, probably early 40's but in good shape. She was brutally rough with the massage so if you think 'harder = better, always, no matter what' then consider her. She does care about the massage and did do some good therapeutic work where she targeted knots in different ways.

She wasn't super careful about draping and did the 'tease enough while face down to give hope' moves but every spidey sense I have says she won't do more. She mentioned her boyfriend a few times. Speaks decent English.

[Go4MN]

I'll be traveling to your frozen city for business the first week of Feb.

Can anyone please send me a recommendation on good massage provider?

Must include HE.

In or out call is both fine, thanks.

Check out the website www.minnesotaerotica.com.

I have used this site and have had pretty good luck with the encounters. Few if any fake ads it seems. PM with any questions, willing to help if I can.

Go4 MN.

[TonyMacaroni]

There is NONE. NONE. NONE. MN has the worst massage parlors. The. WORST. Do not come to MN and get a massage. Girls here are lame AF. Good luck.

I second this 100%! Just to give you an idea. My last FOUR AMP visits resulted in me going 0-4!! Others here have had just as bad luck if not worse. My former ATF (or one of them) is mostly DIY. This is unacceptable and would never happen in other coastal cities at the good joints. It's so bad I'm heading across the river to Wisconsin this is how LAME MN is! On the other hand, we have some REALLY good independents (hot and sexy as hell) & well worth the $$.

[ChrisNoit2]

There is NONE. NONE. NONE. MN has the worst massage parlors. The. WORST. Do not come to MN and get a massage. Girls here are lame AF. Good luck.

I'll be traveling to your frozen city for business the first week of Feb.

Can anyone please send me a recommendation on good massage provider?

Must include HE.

In or out call is both fine, thanks.

[Crutches]

I'll be traveling to your frozen city for business the first week of Feb.

Can anyone please send me a recommendation on good massage provider?

Must include HE.

In or out call is both fine, thanks.

[SpectrumOfHulk]

Looking to make a trip soon. Better service than typical Minny L1 (if lucky)?? Or about the same? I heard some good things.

Just go to any of the 3 in Hudson, I've had good experiences at all 3. Since service can be affected by individual or visits from Deputy Fife one persons experience in no way guarantees what you may get. Just go and don't be graphic with your report. Deputy Fife may be watching.

[SpectrumOfHulk]

MP has been advertising on BodyRubShop dot c0 mm which piqued my curiosity so I just went. South side of 60th Street in small strip mall which also has a pizza male. Great massage but zero extras and don't feel it would change even after a dozen visits. If anyone has had a different experience I would love to hear.

That's how it works sometimes, you just go and see for yourself.

[TonyMacaroni]

Looking to make a trip soon. Better service than typical Minny L1 (if lucky)?? Or about the same? I heard some good things.

[RoSteele65]

Or how about this one?

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mandi-es...eapolis-116238

Any intel?