Massage Parlor Reports

[RoSteele65]

But without the initial reference, it's difficult to get in to see the first one. Any other way to get a reference? The one provider that I have seen recently no longer lists on Adultsearch.

From what I can tell, girls on ME are mostly legit. I've met a few and had conversations with others with good results. Most of them work uptown or near Downtown MPLS. Many of them know each other and share information so it's easy to get cleared once you've met one or two of them.

Good luck out there.

[Daaacz]

I am very intrigued by several of the providers that advertise here. I know some of them are legit, but what about the majority of them? I would love to get some good reviews for the private massage providers and what to expect. Is there any info on these providers or a good site where I can find out about the FBSM providers? Not looking for AMP. I like thin (spinner type) caucasian FBSM. Feel free to PM me if you know of any that would fit the bill. Especially if there are more extras other than a handshake available.

MinnesotaErotica.com

From what I can tell, girls on ME are mostly legit. I've met a few and had conversations with others with good results. Most of them work uptown or near Downtown MPLS. Many of them know each other and share information so it's easy to get cleared once you've met one or two of them.

Good luck out there.

[RoSteele65]

I am very intrigued by several of the providers that advertise here. I know some of them are legit, but what about the majority of them? I would love to get some good reviews for the private massage providers and what to expect. Is there any info on these providers or a good site where I can find out about the FBSM providers? Not looking for AMP. I like thin (spinner type) caucasian FBSM. Feel free to PM me if you know of any that would fit the bill. Especially if there are more extras other than a handshake available.

MinnesotaErotica.com

[DigMeSome]

Directions may not be exact. Fairly close to airport, teasing plenty, statement made, no extras, even asked about other places and say no extra while her hand was 1 inch from the twitching member. Plus was a good massage.

[SpectrumOfHulk]

Went to MP in lower level of office building last Friday and had a good time, good massage and flip was treated by lifted upper and dropped lower wardrobe, asked for "good tip" but when lower wardrobe drop was offered she specified "100". I left an extra 80 and let her keep the 10 change from HF she never attempted to return. This was much more action than prior trips there. YMMV.

Have fun!

[TonyMacaroni]

No luck at new day. This hobby is becoming a hassle. Any luck or information on Chan massage? These girls are just banking from us at this point.

Curious on info on Chan massage. Any new parlors in the west metro?

You just about hit the nail right on the head! We're dealing with rip off artists here. I've gone so far as to be a jerk sometimes (and for good reason) with some of these women but have come to learn it gets me nowhere most of the time, sadly. It actually helps to be respectful and nice. They don't appreciate disrespect and rudeness. But sometimes they flat out deserve it. But what's the alternative these days? Having to put up with some plain Jane white feminist gf or wife LOL? No wonder there are millions of MGTOW! Fuck that never in a million years!! Asia or bust for this red blooded unrepentful straight white male.

And I don't know of any new parlors in that area for the record.

[ChrisNoit2]

No luck at new day. This hobby is becoming a hassle. Any luck or information on Chan massage? These girls are just banking from us at this point.

Curious on info on Chan massage. Any new parlors in the west metro?

[TonyMacaroni]

I finally decided to make the trek over to Hudson and hit a few shops over there. Best time Asian massage: Decent looking chick a little thick. Probably 40 I'm guessing. Draped most of the time until a half hr in and the towel comes flying off my ass. Tells me to turn over and asks what kinda massage I'm looking for LOL. I tell her I like the "happy massages". I guess that was good enough for her as she started stroking the shaft nice and hard. Good HJ overall.

I then proceeded to visit Healthy massage and was impressed with the lady I got. Didn't catch name but she was more attractive than most of the typical Minny AMP ladies. Probably early or mid 40's. Really enjoyed my session with her. More of dominant Asian lady who knows how to tease and please!! Ended up with only the HJ but tried for UTC touch but she wasn't having any of it. Nice ass she had! The HJ was really nice too just the right amount of pressure. I'd repeat if closer but still might have to anyway.

Last but not least I visited Panda in WBL and got a not so attractive lady who offered HJ but I declined since I wasn't into her.

[Anything Cool]

I have been there twice, only legit massages so far. Lady is around 40, not a 10, but seems to have a nice body that feels nice when the occasional contact is made.

Curious if anyone has had any luck here, or if I should move on.

I have been here many times, though not recently. I have had some good massages and some of the girls are very sweet. However, no extras.

[Deutsche205]

I have been there twice, only legit massages so far. Lady is around 40, not a 10, but seems to have a nice body that feels nice when the occasional contact is made.

Curious if anyone has had any luck here, or if I should move on.

[OnlyMe1234]

A while back I ventured to the land of mixed signals, aka Panda Massage in White Bear Lake. They have a website and have Yelp reviews (reviews are currently not recommended by Yelp) which is usually not a good sign. I get up there and the big sign above the business just says "Massage" and even the signs in the window didn't say much more, which is usually a good sign. Went in and the front area was similar to all the others so that didn't give any clues. Was brought back to the room and they have curtains instead of doors, usually a bad sign. Got undressed and laid down on the table with no draping. She came in and the first thing she did was give my ass a light slap and little grab too, which I thought was a good sign. I flinched a little when she did that because I didn't hear her come through the curtain and didn't know she was there so it startled me a little. The fact that she didn't knock or say anything before entering could be seen as a good sign. She took the towel and draped it over me, keeping it on me even after the initial warm up, which is usually not a good sign. The massage was actually quite good. Not as good as my go to for legitimate therapeutic massages but was probably the best I have ever gotten from an AMP. She definitely had training. She did let the towel fall off a little when doing my upper legs and ass, which was a good sign. She then reached up under me from between my legs and massaged the front of my hips while I was still on my stomach. At that point, I was figuring a HE was certain and that this place was going to be my new go to spot. She then had me flip, at which point the towel "fell" off. She was quick to cover me back up, not a good sign. As she massage the front of my legs, I would slide the towel over a little and she would just replace it. She said they don't do that here and that its massage only. I was just destroyed by that. I thought I had found a great spot and no.

I decided to go back and try again, not so much that I thought I could get something more but I wanted a good massage and my go to for legitimate massages was booked up for a couple of weeks. Got a different lady. While the massage wasn't bad, it wasn't nearly as good as the first time. She did use hot stones, first time I've had that and I must say I liked it. The stone that she had on my ass fell between my legs and landed on my cock. Maybe it was because it was dark and she couldn't see very well but she definitely grabbed my cock when she went to grab the stone, giggling while she did it. That was the only time there was any hint of anything extra. On the flip, I got nothing from her. At the end, it started to get a little ugly. She wanted to keep my change ($30) for a tip and I said no and that I wasn't going to tip her that much. She got all pissed off and started bitching at me. She yelled at me to never come back. I ended up giving her $20 instead of the $10 I was going give her because I didn't want the situation to get out of hand. After I got dressed, I was a little nervous about what MMS was going to say to me when I left since I'm certain she heard her yelling at me. I went out into the hall way up to the front and to my surprise, she was grinning from ear to ear. She handed me a bottle of water and told me to have a nice day.

I wish I had gotten the first lady's name since I would consider going back if I knew I was going to get her but I don't want to return since I don't want to get stuck with the second lady again.

[OnlyMe1234]

I hadn't been in years and wanted someone new. I've already spaced the name but she actually had a good body, probably early 40's but in good shape. She was brutally rough with the massage so if you think 'harder = better, always, no matter what' then consider her. She does care about the massage and did do some good therapeutic work where she targeted knots in different ways.

She wasn't super careful about draping and did the 'tease enough while face down to give hope' moves but every spidey sense I have says she won't do more. She mentioned her boyfriend a few times. Speaks decent English.

Thanks for TOFFT there. That was on my list of ones to try since all the reviews I found were older and they are currently advertising on Bedpage (another BP knockoff that's not very good). Their ads are not suggestive and they don't include any picture, they actually say therapeutic and professional. The only thing that had me wondering was their choice of where to advertise.

[TonyMacaroni]

There was one there that was cute and flirty, my first visit there I did 90 minutes on futon, she was happy, flirty, smiling the whole time, before I knew it she was naked and I was nutting inside her, many more times to follow but she up and moved back to CA, broke my heart.

Well it sounds like you lucked out big time because most of the rest of us have to usually beg just for a fucking HJ or DIY now days in this lame ass frozen state! I'm heading into Wisconsin if anyone can PM about the Hudson shops I'd really appreciate it! I have a few reliable spots but nothing more than HJ or DIY and for what I'm paying (along with everyone else here) we deserve more for our money! Straight up rip off.

[SpectrumOfHulk]

I went to Tsunia in Otsego for years. Dozens of quality HJs. Very sad that shop closed! But mostly older, average looking chicks in there. I don't recall ever seeing one I'd even consider banging. But to each his own. And I'll be the first to vote for your executive order. The fact that I live in a country where men are made to feel guilty or paranoid just for wanting to have a little fun is a joke! I can't wait to travel out of the US to places like Thailand, Philippines, Hong Kong, etc. Where these activities are viewed as they should be-a natural part of life (human desire) and nothing more! As long as it's two consenting adults not harming each other that is.

There was one there that was cute and flirty, my first visit there I did 90 minutes on futon, she was happy, flirty, smiling the whole time, before I knew it she was naked and I was nutting inside her, many more times to follow but she up and moved back to CA, broke my heart.

[TonyMacaroni]

Ventured down to Vogue Day in Shakopee.

Someone PMd me that it was reliable and someone posted here something to that effect as well.

Well I must not know the secret handshake because my $65 bought me a slightly better than average massage and my second case of blue balls this week.

Recent failures:

Phoenix in Burnsville.

Oasis in Eagan.

Vogue Day in Shakopee.

Jins in Burnsville.

The joint by Racks, whatever they're calling themselves these days.

Trudy. DIY.

New Day in Burnsville.

New Eden in Burnsville DIY.

Yup. Good times.

Buster you're far from alone in this! It comes down to this: we're getting ripped off big time by these Chinese Minny AMPs. Most of us are that is. Yeah I've lucked out from time to time but it's few and far between. Just to give you a example of how different things are in other areas of the US. I recently traveled to North Carolina and walked into an AMP, rubbed the chicks leg a little (and she was better looking than 85% of MN Asian massage women BTW) and got FS!! Paid $180 for it. To put things into perspective, your 4 AMP visits where all you got was a massage probably cost you around $300! And you didn't even get 1 single HJ! Something needs to be done about this MN AMP scene and fast! These Chinese AMP bosses are probably laughing at us up thinking how the hell can these men be so stupid as they aren't getting their $$ worth. Not by a long shot!!

We need to start giving next to nothing in tips and\or demanding better looking, younger women who know how to please a man other than some lass ass DIY or HJ! They need to KNOW how unhappy we are about this shit and that we're not putting up with it much longer! If these were $20 massages I wouldn't be complaining but $70 or $80?? Fuck that shit!! It's straight up scamming and ripping us off is what it is!! And the Chinese are masters at it. But don't let them get away with it any longer!!