Massage Parlor Reports

**BusterRon** · 06-05-20 02:40

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Legit question. Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find new parlors in the area Unless your out driving and run into one.

I'm seeing open signs on in the local joints in bville.

I'd say call and check before you roll in.

Been rough finding anything new since BP went down.

Up to you if you're willing to chance the China virus. I'm going through withdrawal and need a fucking rubdown ASAP so will hopefully have a report in the next week or so.

**ChrisNoit2** · 06-03-20 16:22

Legit question. Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find new parlors in the area Unless your out driving and run into one.

**HeinzBuck** · 06-02-20 19:22

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Has anyone ventured over or checked to see if then massage is open across the River? My body is in need of some deep tissue, and soft tissue help!

Check out Hudson WI.

**WiseTraveler** · 05-19-20 19:18

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find a parlor.

I'm not optimistic but you might try calling places. None are advertising yet since parlors can't officially open until June 1 but there may be some that will work with you, especially if you are a regular. Even then ask if you can go in the backdoor (heh heh) if possible since there's a risk of someone reporting any place that's open early.

If contract tracing somehow traces a breakout cluster back to an AMP, cue a huge outcry, pearl clutching, and shutdowns, even if bars or a 100 other types of businesses end up being higher risk.

Demand will be high for those who are open / available so prices will likely spike, especially if they are actually fully cleaning / disinfecting and airing out rooms, and actually changing all linens.

Good luck.

**ChrisNoit2** · 05-19-20 17:08

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Has anyone ventured over or checked to see if then massage is open across the River? My body is in need of some deep tissue, and soft tissue help!

Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find a parlor.

**LastsLonger** · 05-19-20 12:27

Has anyone ventured over or checked to see if then massage is open across the River? My body is in need of some deep tissue, and soft tissue help!

**DigMeSome** · 03-31-20 20:25

Originally Posted by TheFarEast5 [View Original Post]

Almost every place is shut down for at least 2-3 weeks. No surprise you've been striking out left and right though. This is Minnesota after all. I don't expect much from these AMPs anymore to be blunt. However, once in a while you'll hit gold or even a nice 4 hand HE. I like independents much better but it's nice to switch things up between the two when I can. It's a good balance. On a good summer day a year ago I banged a Viet lady and then a few hours later went in for an HE. A very pleasant day in usually boring Minnesota.

Yes same place, sorry I forgot I posted the non result already.

**JlWenten** · 03-25-20 19:41

Since everything is shut down are there any spas that do food delivery by a masseuse.

**OnlyMe1234** · 03-25-20 14:29

Originally Posted by DigMeSome [View Original Post]

A bit dated, was in town in February. Very good massage, on the flip only one brush against the lads. She sat between my legs rubbing thighs, I'm very stiff and she asked about AMP in other towns, she kept saying, no extras, no extras, looks at my jimmy and says, its natural, no extra. I'm striking out everywhere.

Is this the same place you reported on back on Feb 20th?

**TheFarEast5** · 03-25-20 12:04

Almost every place is shut down for at least 2-3 weeks. No surprise you've been striking out left and right though. This is Minnesota after all. I don't expect much from these AMPs anymore to be blunt. However, once in a while you'll hit gold or even a nice 4 hand HE. I like independents much better but it's nice to switch things up between the two when I can. It's a good balance. On a good summer day a year ago I banged a Viet lady and then a few hours later went in for an HE. A very pleasant day in usually boring Minnesota.

Originally Posted by DigMeSome [View Original Post]

A bit dated, was in town in February. Very good massage, on the flip only one brush against the lads. She sat between my legs rubbing thighs, I'm very stiff and she asked about AMP in other towns, she kept saying, no extras, no extras, looks at my jimmy and says, its natural, no extra. I'm striking out everywhere.

**DigMeSome** · 03-24-20 19:26

A bit dated, was in town in February. Very good massage, on the flip only one brush against the lads. She sat between my legs rubbing thighs, I'm very stiff and she asked about AMP in other towns, she kept saying, no extras, no extras, looks at my jimmy and says, its natural, no extra. I'm striking out everywhere.

**TwinCities** · 03-19-20 16:35

Originally Posted by TruckerTM [View Original Post]

This is from 2013!! WTF dude?!

Tough crowd here, Sorry I posted the wrong link, thanks for the correction.

**MoonMan84** · 03-19-20 00:49

Originally Posted by BusterRon [View Original Post]

Happened to be in the area and drove by Dynasty in Spring Lake Park which received some decent reviews a year ago. Looks closed but still has furniture and all that inside. No notice or anything posted in window, so don't know if it's permanently closed or just temporarily.

Closer to home I swung by Imperial / Violet on Travelers Trail. Sign in window says closed until 3/31. She sometimes does that if she's on vacation since it's a one lady shop, but thinking it has to do with our current crisis.

Anybody still trying joints or noticing if they are closing up shop? I afraid that if this goes on for several months a lot of them won't reopen and we don't have many good options already!

Tried Violet once got legit only. Will have to try again.

**TheFarEast5** · 03-18-20 20:52

Originally Posted by Daaacz [View Original Post]

This week's executive order from the state governor includes spas, so there's little chance any place will be able to stay open. We're all best off if we can wait a few months for this thing to pass. Personally, I'm not in a high risk category but I know others who are.

Be well.

Considering how disappointing most Minnesota AMPz are I'm not all that sad. Nothing wrong with a break. Perhaps these stores can reopen with better looking ladies and service in the future. I doubt that will ever occur however.

**OnlyMe1234** · 03-18-20 15:19

As Ron and Daaacz have already brought up, most of the AMPs are closing. The ones that aren't are defying Walz's order. I just looked at a couple of sites and saw that several independents are still advertising. Not being a provide myself, I'm not sure how their advertising works so these ad might just be on auto-renewal.

http://www.startribune.com/minnesota.../?refresh=true