Massage Parlor Reports

[WiseTraveler]

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...321623438.html -- she had generally positive reviews on various sites before but I'm too lazy to go find them. Most recent ones were that her menu does open up pretty quickly if you connect. Some still had meh experiences so YMMV.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38383/ -- a buddy saw her and was underwhelmed. Tall, large frame / shoulders but thin, dreads, boobs okay but small for frame. 100/140 for 30 or 60 topless, 20 more for nude. Did limited body to body and really didn't let him touch her much at all. Nice technique on HJ. So might be okay if you click but probably better out there for the $.

Katie is definitely YMMV.

Caroline. No idea now and don't think her sister has ever given extras. I've only gotten DIY from Caroline and that was 5 years ago though I've ready about others who have gotten more (depends on location / timing).

Others: Other than Hudson (which I haven't been to in several years) I'm not aware of any good AMPs. I don't even know of any good indie providers until you get into the FBSM range (and may need references). The Craigslist options are YMMV with low floors and ceilings.

[ChrisNoit2]

With all due respect, this is a massage forum and I was looking for advice on these particular situations. Also, I am not a full service person. And there are no plans for travel abroad or any kind of relationship.

Hahahahaha. Bro. You're at usasexguide. WTF. Keep smoking the pipe.

[Gentler]

I've tried them all. Dime a dozen, all these hoes. Follow my advice and go find women abroad, otherwise tinder has some great looking women who want to fuck, and it's free. ILAG would agree. The legend, CamperBob can give you some great contacts also.

With all due respect, this is a massage forum and I was looking for advice on these particular situations. Also, I am not a full service person. And there are no plans for travel abroad or any kind of relationship.

[MassErrection]

Hi all,

I used to be a TER person but this forum seems more up to date.

I saw a few listings that looked interesting and was wondering if anybody has info.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...321623438.html

She shows up on a few adult sites but similar photos.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38383/

No idea what to expect here.

The other lady on massagefinder is definitely one for these boards. Katie is a YMMV person, but as somebody noted there are delights to be had if she clicks with you. I clicked for a while, then declicked.

Also some people have mentioned Caroline from the now closed Serenity. Did her sister ever provide any services? What should be expected from Caroline lately?

Thanks all. By the way, as you can probably guess, I am not a huge AMP fan anymore. In the day there were a few fun ones at 4 UFootSpa in Plymouth, but they are long gone.

I've tried them all. Dime a dozen, all these hoes. Follow my advice and go find women abroad, otherwise tinder has some great looking women who want to fuck, and it's free. ILAG would agree. The legend, CamperBob can give you some great contacts also.

[Gentler]

Hi all,

I used to be a TER person but this forum seems more up to date.

I saw a few listings that looked interesting and was wondering if anybody has info.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...321623438.html

She shows up on a few adult sites but similar photos.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38383/

No idea what to expect here.

The other lady on massagefinder is definitely one for these boards. Katie is a YMMV person, but as somebody noted there are delights to be had if she clicks with you. I clicked for a while, then declicked.

Also some people have mentioned Caroline from the now closed Serenity. Did her sister ever provide any services? What should be expected from Caroline lately?

Thanks all. By the way, as you can probably guess, I am not a huge AMP fan anymore. In the day there were a few fun ones at 4 UFootSpa in Plymouth, but they are long gone.

[MassErrection]

You're essentially describing me bro. I contribute jack shit to this country I despise and I'm damn proud of it! I get more pussy and ass from hot chicks then most white collar dudes I know. Nothing matters these days in this fucked up divided mess of a country!

No shit! I had you painted as a middle 40's white gut with beer belly and receding hairline LOL.

[ILuvAsianBabes]

Tell me about it bro! I've seen some good looking women who date these thug life losers with no career, education, or future, can't even pull their pants up LOL. It's crazy what's going on in this country.

You're essentially describing me bro. I contribute jack shit to this country I despise and I'm damn proud of it! I get more pussy and ass from hot chicks then most white collar dudes I know. Nothing matters these days in this fucked up divided mess of a country!

[MassErrection]

A few nights ago walked into a Thai food restaurant and half of the men eating were alone. Men young, middle age, and older. Most other (somewhat normal) countries they would have gfs or wives. What a stupid country America is. The other men were with their plain Jane or fat gfs and wives. Yeah, work hard American men so you can date or marry that land whale, plain Jane, or ugly feminist LOL. Screw America!

Tell me about it bro! I've seen some good looking women who date these thug life losers with no career, education, or future, can't even pull their pants up LOL. It's crazy what's going on in this country.

[ParkingGuy]

A few nights ago walked into a Thai food restaurant and half of the men eating were alone. Men young, middle age, and older. Most other (somewhat normal) countries they would have gfs or wives. What a stupid country America is. The other men were with their plain Jane or fat gfs and wives. Yeah, work hard American men so you can date or marry that land whale, plain Jane, or ugly feminist LOL. Screw America!

I guess I understand your frustration about the lack of attractive, fun and kind women, but is saying "Screw America" really necessary? If you want to reduce your feelings down to a single issue, you are entitled to do so. You are also allowed to express those feelings because of freedom of speech which is provided in America. Perhaps you are just frustrated and irritated. Fair enough. Personally, I am still a believer and supporter of the United States of America.

[ILuvAsianBabes]

Do you wonder why? Considering the complete lack of sexy women to date and marry in America;; particularly in Minny. You wonder why so many men are single these dayz? All I see on these dating sites are land whales, single moms who are obese, and average looking to below average looking women. Now I'm starting to see MassEz and ILABz points on traveling abroad.

A few nights ago walked into a Thai food restaurant and half of the men eating were alone. Men young, middle age, and older. Most other (somewhat normal) countries they would have gfs or wives. What a stupid country America is. The other men were with their plain Jane or fat gfs and wives. Yeah, work hard American men so you can date or marry that land whale, plain Jane, or ugly feminist LOL. Screw America!

[WiseTraveler]

Hey sent you a PM but if I could get more details on this place. Google brings up a couple choices. Thanks.

I sent PM as well. If I find it I'll pm you Joe.

[TheFarEast5]

Reading through many of these post I presume many of you are single. But looking for some ideas how others go about hiding their hobby from the wife? I've been putting $20 here and there but didn't know if you had a master plan.

Do you wonder why? Considering the complete lack of sexy women to date and marry in America;; particularly in Minny. You wonder why so many men are single these dayz? All I see on these dating sites are land whales, single moms who are obese, and average looking to below average looking women. Now I'm starting to see MassEz and ILABz points on traveling abroad.

[ILuvAsianBabes]

The well is dry bro! I'd suggest following advice from the legend himself, CamperBob or if my route and join tinder.

Your brutal honesty and sense of humor is priceless bro. Others on here have pm'd me saying they only go every so often that's how dry it is. So sad. I only go once or twice a month to a sure bet with a foxy babe (amazing ass) around my age who knows how to give a great HJ and proper sexual massage. I commend it!

The sad part is this. Had Oasis offered decent YMMV menu options as Lotus did aside from Far East's $600 raw Chinese DATY session and your BJ, I'd have been going weekly and probably would've easily dropped 8 grand in there by now no hesitation.

[MassErrection]

Smart move. A good massage with no HJ is essentially better than a crappy massage with a DIY. Many here have been to Oasis, like myself. I kept going thinking perhaps they would change into a Lotus like experience. Boy was I wrong as many have mentioned on here. Why mongers keep going back is beyond me except for the fact, I must admit, they do pretty good massages. The young one can give a high quality massage when she puts effort into it. Except she doesn't yet know how to do a sensual massage. Too young clearly. But knows how to play a monger very well! Someone taught her how to put on an act quite well. Apple also is quite skilled massage wise.

But I want more than massage or DIY! Amy at Oasis is subpar. Looks wise all 3 don't cut it for me. Last time I was in there I let them know just how disgusted I was. Told them I can get high quality extras for reasonable prices with prettier women many other places. They had nothing to say. They knew it was all true. Since then I have invested my time elsewhere.

Anyone have any good experiences at Amazing in St. Louis park or Phoenix Massage Burnsville? Would love to get some good extras from the pretty ones at both spots. Not the old or chunky ones. Any tips? Mass where you at bro? I also heard that New Day is permanently closed.

The well is dry bro! I'd suggest following advice from the legend himself, CamperBob or if my route and join tinder.

[MassErrection]

The reason they are still going is that people continue going there. There's only been one AMP that I have returned to where I didn't get at least a HJ on the first visit. The only reason I returned there is that the first time I was there it was best massage I have received at an AMP. She wasn't as good as my therapeutic therapist is but she was pretty good. She used some of the same techniques so it was obvious that she had professional training. Unfortunately, I haven't seen her since but the other ladies have given decent massages too. Better than at other AMPs.

As long as there are whales like FarEast who will drop $600 to eat pussy there will always be AMP. My suggestion to you would be join tinder. I've saved a fortune fucking women for free. You'd have to be brain dead to visit AMP.