Massage Parlor Reports

[Poogs]

So I have been out of the scene for a few months now, I was getting a little burnt out. This week though I felt the urge to go to an old location I used to frequent. I used to go to this place all the time, but whenever I went I would always get the same girl, and I wanted to try someone new. I assumed she'd see the number I was calling on to make an appointment and would take me before anyone else could, I did the old *67 trick and guess what? I got a new girl. She was pretty cute, probably early 40's.

When we got to the room she asked for payment, it was $70 for an hour and I only had 20's so I asked her to bring me change so I could tip her, I assumed she'd bring it when she came in to start the massage, which is what usually happens. Instead she came back in when I was nearly done undressing holding the money I had given her with no change. Since this person is someone I've never met, my first reaction was to cover up, which I did, she told me she couldn't do change, blah blah blah, this turned into a 5 minute conversation of her trying to keep the extra $10 and I could include that in the tip, I was standing there completely nude covering myself the entire time, I was like fine I just want to move on. So She stays in the room with me, and when I go to lay down she catches a glimpse of my goods, and grabs it while I'm in the middle of getting on the table. This turned into a first for me, because she pulled me back up to standing and started a pretty generous amount of foreplay, touching me while she stood behind me, honestly it was pretty great.

I finally got on the table and she gave me a pretty average massage, she supplemented her poor masseuse skills with getting on top of me and cuddling on my back and touching me in sensitive areas. The cuddling and stuff was unexpected and I am not sure how I feel about it. She also was a kisser, never on my lips but she kissed my back, my legs and my junk. I had only had one other incident of someone kissing my junk when I went to my very first massage. I did not enjoy the kissing LOL. On the flip she crawled between my legs and gave a pretty good HE.

After it was done, usually the girl leaves the room and comes back later to straighten up or collect a tip or whatever. She stood in front of the door and watched me stand up to get dressed, but before I could she asked for her tip. Very uncomfortable and awkward. I told her since she was keeping the $10 from the upfront payment I'd give her $30 since usually I top $30-$40 for an HE. She said that she wasn't going to keep the $10 and that the massage was actually $80 (not what she said upfront) and that she wanted closer to a $60 tip. I was like fat chance, I only have enough cash for the massage and a a $40 tip max and no card. She told me next time I came to see her I needed to bring more money, but there is no way I'm going back.

I heard that Ri Sheng (formally Jin's) is pretty decent now? I might check that out again. If you want to know the place I'm talking about DM me. I'm not saying specifics but I'll give hints.

[ChrisNoit2]

I was at Relax a couple weeks ago and they had a futon in one of their rooms. I'm not sure if they changed ownership but it was the same girls as usual.

Wait. Relax doesn't offer futon massages anymore? Isn't that all they always had? So they took them heated beds out and put tables? I was going to head over there tomorrow. Not anymore LOL.

[Grover95]

Where is your favorite place that offer futons? Relax Oasis in Burnsville used to, but thought they changed ownership. Any others you enjoy?

I was at Relax a couple weeks ago and they had a futon in one of their rooms. I'm not sure if they changed ownership but it was the same girls as usual.

[CarpMaster]

Where is your favorite place that offer futons? Relax Oasis in Burnsville used to, but thought they changed ownership. Any others you enjoy?

I haven't been there in about a year. Zen in Roseville had a futon.

[VikesFan]

Where is your favorite place that offer futons? Relax Oasis in Burnsville used to, but thought they changed ownership. Any others you enjoy?

[Anything Cool]

IF it was that, yes it would be a treat but there doesn't appear to be any sans clothing going on. Sounds more like an overpriced community pool with a Massage Envy attached. I have never been so I could be wrong but that's what it sounds like to me.

The FAQs on the website make it very clear that you will be wearing a bathing suit for the whole experience. This is Minnesota after all, we can't even get a decent AMP.

[OnlyMe1234]

https://www.watershedspa.com/bathing

They also offer massage, I was researching another place and came across this. I did something similar at Sundara in the Dells, which was great. But if truly communal and sans clothing, and a spectacular massage this would be a few hour treat! Right?

Anyone ever been?

IF it was that, yes it would be a treat but there doesn't appear to be any sans clothing going on. Sounds more like an overpriced community pool with a Massage Envy attached. I have never been so I could be wrong but that's what it sounds like to me.

[WiseTraveler]

Ban Sabai: Fond memories, shower in room, at least always sensual / teasing but with good hygiene / behavior, usually left happy. There were just so many options out there, I didn't repeat as much since they mutual touch part tended to be very limited.

At NewHobbiest - $$ can open up most any menu but it's been years since I've seen a genuinely attractive AMP provider in Minnesota who was open to extras. At most you might get a 'looks late 30's' 50-something with decent small tits and a flat butt wearing thick pants. AMP ownership has consolidated greatly in MN and regardless the word is out that this isn't a profitable region. Too many pearl clutchers or politicians who want easy headlines for saving the children. They can staff with golden girls and the market keeps paying.

Lakeville spot mentioned. Same experience. Sweet lady but may be 60's. Surprisingly great legs / butt but don't try to get her bra off unless you want a Miss Chokesondicks (South Park) visual. Not a repeat for me and don't post details on RM site or that will end. She was genuinely worried about reviews.

Orlando, Clearwater, etc. - absolutely agree. You can pick an AMP off of Google Maps and probably get a 25-40 year old attractive provider and far more mileage. With minimal research, you can find 3-5 options within 20 minutes of wherever you are. Sugar market is terrible though. GPS / scammers though I had unusually good luck in Miami / Clearwater two years ago. Cuddle scene is amazing in Orlando for some reason but not Tampa / Clearwater / Miami.

[LastsLonger]

Feel free to DM has anybody tried this in fridley?

If this is lady that moved from Fridley etc off of University. She is a ball of energy, very sweet, strong, but very therapeutic. That would be all you're going to get. Now it appears to be in a Dave Sports Shop, pick up a letter jacket on the way out if you end up happy. It would be quite the accomplishment!

[LastsLonger]

Anyone having hard time getting an appt here. I've tried three times. Two times walkins and another one the appt was verified by phone but still got dismissed by the missus when I arrived because it was busy. Mongers are seems to be really working this place haha. I think I'm probably not going back for a 4th try since it's always too busy.

PM me where this is, never heard of it!

[LastsLonger]

https://www.watershedspa.com/bathing

They also offer massage, I was researching another place and came across this. I did something similar at Sundara in the Dells, which was great. But if truly communal and sans clothing, and a spectacular massage this would be a few hour treat! Right?

Anyone ever been?

[WoozerBuck]

New two this hobby for the most part, have been to Marie's in Burnsville a handful of times and seen a couple off of escort Babylon. But really want to go to an actual AMP that will give L1 topless or not or even more, price doesn't matter or location either, as I drive for work all day around the cities. I have tried going through these pages for quite some time but can't figure out where to go or where is worth going. If anyone could send me a PM that would be greatly appreciated.

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EOM not going to spill the beans.

[CamperBob]

Dear mongers. Just recently returned from a trip in Orlando. What a difference in spas from Florida to here. They offer so much. I took a chance at one location and received everything I haven't been able to find here in Minneapolis. I asked the therapist if she can recommend ant other locations and she gave me a couple of spots. She was not wrong, all in their 20's, petite, dressed cute and was eager to please. Too bad we couldn't get the same options here in Minnesota.

For some it just might be fun to take a weekend trip to Orlando and try a few spots and hit up Universal Studios at the same time.

I go there occasionally on business. It's a totally different world compared to MN.

I visited an AMP in Clearwater, the provider was a 9/10 Columbian that looked like a young Selma Hayek.

[FunBoyZhnr]

Feel free to DM has anybody tried this in fridley?

[Cf069]

Anyone having hard time getting an appt here. I've tried three times. Two times walkins and another one the appt was verified by phone but still got dismissed by the missus when I arrived because it was busy. Mongers are seems to be really working this place haha. I think I'm probably not going back for a 4th try since it's always too busy.