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Originally Posted by
CarpMaster
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This a topic I kept in the back of my head. I have had 4 AMP's comment on the size of my unit, as I am above average size. Have anyone else gotten comments on their size?
90% of the time they'll exaggerate / compliment in the hopes of you returning and tipping more. I've had a few who just clearly liked dicks and were quite playful but they are rare and never stay in MN long. The place on Horizon Ave in Eagan had one very average 50 ish provider who loved to tease. Once when she didn't watch the clock and had a customer waiting she just deep throated me to finish me quickly. She moved to California a few weeks later. That place is / was sooo hit or miss.
Being bigger can help if they like you and if they're size queens (more likely with indy providers) but it can also backfire, especially if you take longer to finish as FS girls don't want to get wrecked / sore and will try to get you off quicker. I avoid FS AMPs when traveling. Too many fake tits and poor attitudes.
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Originally Posted by
MitchP4735
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I've noticed that body relaxation is kinda hard to get into. I just tried scheduling something for Sunday but they are booked I guess.
Body relaxation is a mix of the Russian girls who probably started with Olga, who was the first / most successful of the Russian crew. She started over ten years ago and might have given some HEs back in the day but pretty quickly went to tease only and eventually to not even DIY. She recruited several others (eastern Europe but mostly Russia / Ukraine) who've advertised on her page /# over the years. She's had her own practice for several years but has gone completely legit.
Body Relaxation studio has changed names / numbers but I think has two main providers. Nicole and Elizabeth. Both are attractive but I haven't heard of anyone getting more than a tease at best, not even DIY.
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Originally Posted by
Poogs
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Do you always put the towel on for when the girl comes back into the room? I decided to be confident and go to a place down the street from me today. The girl left the room, I undressed, and laid down on the towel instead of covering my ass. She didn't seem to mind and rubbed my ass a bit. Though when I flipped she did cover me and make a comment about it. I didn't want to make anything awkward so I just accepted it.
I was just wondering if everyone always covers or if not covering has better chance of HE in experience.
Never cover! If she covers you tell her it's to hot or the fabric irritates you. If she refuses, leave and ask for money back.
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New to area
Hi everyone, I just moved here and looking for good AMPs. I can offer some good East Coast places in exchange. Feel free to DM me, thanks!
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Towel
Originally Posted by
Poogs
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Do you always put the towel on for when the girl comes back into the room? I decided to be confident and go to a place down the street from me today. The girl left the room, I undressed, and laid down on the towel instead of covering my ass. She didn't seem to mind and rubbed my ass a bit. Though when I flipped she did cover me and make a comment about it. I didn't want to make anything awkward so I just accepted it.
I was just wondering if everyone always covers or if not covering has better chance of HE in experience.
I usually just half ass the towel and let her decide if she needs it during face down. I always intentionally let it fall off on the flip. If I get a comment I'll just say no trouble from me or whatever and try to read the room. Usually we just go straight into HE but some places are different. One joint by me does the thing where they put their hand into yours and you move it south of the border. Really depends on the provider. Going no cover to start is a great way to sort of send a message that you're not a square.
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Question
Do you always put the towel on for when the girl comes back into the room? I decided to be confident and go to a place down the street from me today. The girl left the room, I undressed, and laid down on the towel instead of covering my ass. She didn't seem to mind and rubbed my ass a bit. Though when I flipped she did cover me and make a comment about it. I didn't want to make anything awkward so I just accepted it.
I was just wondering if everyone always covers or if not covering has better chance of HE in experience.
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Originally Posted by
BBQ21
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Speaking of places getting busted. Have you ever wondered why LE puts in so much time and resources to catch a worker giving a HE? Sometimes it's like a 6-month stakeout and investigation involving multiple agencies.
If city officials want to shut down AMPs. There might be an easier way. Labor law violations. Most owners treat the workers as independent contractors rather than employees. In most states is pretty unlikely the workers have enough control over their work to qualify as independent contractors. The workers might get 1099 for like ten percent of their actual income, and get paid in cash for the remainder. Then the cash goes into a safety deposit box.
So when the Labor Department concludes the workers are employees, the owner has to pay FICA and overtime on both prior and future compensation. And both the owner's and employee's tax returns get audited. Both the owners and workers are out a shit ton of money in this case.
A Labor Law violation is quick and easy to prove, and the owners and workers would fear this as much or more as getting charged with prostitution.
Any amount of effort to shut down AMPs, except to spot-check for evidence of trafficking, is a complete waste of resources. I have no problem with LE keeping an eye out for trafficking, but other enforcement activities are just making things worse for everyone involved.
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Originally Posted by
JoeMaleMpls
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So I touched on this topic before when I said everyone's experience can be different. The size of your crank may or may not matter depends on the provider and what they normally provided. If your going to a place that is a sure thing then it won't matter at all. So if your going to an independent provider the experience is included in the price. However I will say if they find you attractive the menu can open up and the business like attitude can drop. Now if your going to a place that's is maybe "legit" but she likes you, you might be able to score some extras. But these type of experiences can be hard to find. Not sure if this was helpful? If you want a sure thing review through about 10-15 pages here bring a tip and make sure you don't come off like a cop or someone who has never been there.
This a topic I kept in the back of my head. I have had 4 AMP's comment on the size of my unit, as I am above average size. Have anyone else gotten comments on their size?
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Originally Posted by
MassErrection
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I wonder if business was slow or busted. Same thing happened to Hudson massage, they opened a new building for short time then closed.
Speaking of places getting busted. Have you ever wondered why LE puts in so much time and resources to catch a worker giving a HE? Sometimes it's like a 6-month stakeout and investigation involving multiple agencies.
If city officials want to shut down AMPs. There might be an easier way. Labor law violations. Most owners treat the workers as independent contractors rather than employees. In most states is pretty unlikely the workers have enough control over their work to qualify as independent contractors. The workers might get 1099 for like ten percent of their actual income, and get paid in cash for the remainder. Then the cash goes into a safety deposit box.
So when the Labor Department concludes the workers are employees, the owner has to pay FICA and overtime on both prior and future compensation. And both the owner's and employee's tax returns get audited. Both the owners and workers are out a shit ton of money in this case.
A Labor Law violation is quick and easy to prove, and the owners and workers would fear this as much or more as getting charged with prostitution.
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Originally Posted by
MitchP4735
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I've noticed that body relaxation is kinda hard to get into. I just tried scheduling something for Sunday but they are booked I guess.
Where is body relaxation located?
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Originally Posted by
Gentler
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Most of the people here seem to want a "zipless fuck". They don't really want penetration; if they did they would be perusing the escort section. They want to walk in, not fill out a health form or be particularly traceable, and get a HE or what have you.
Getting a nod from the big cheese moves from anonymity to being known. Maybe I am off base, but I don't think that is the goal for most people reading these threads.
Having said all that, I'd rather have a sensual session from a slav than most of the employees of the AMPs we mainly seem to talk about here.
I have said before, I kind of wish there were two categories; AMPs and Massage Girls (not AMP). I would be much more interested in the latter. The sources would vary, but probably mainly massage finder, cuddlecomfort, and similar sites.
I think that is part of it, but not the reason for everyone. I have used all three categories you mentioned above, escorts, massage girls, and AMPs. I got a little unlucky when all the massage girls I could use as references all dropped out when COVID started, which has made trying to get a session with a new massage girl annoying as bleep. Annoying enough that I have just given up trying for the time being. As for AMP vs escort, it isn't just the penetration vs not, it is also the experience. A good AMP experience with an HE is just so relaxing and, honestly, a little selfish (which can be great sometimes). With a GFE escort, to make the experience good you have to give as good as you get. And sometimes I just want to be passive, get a nice massage / rub-down, with a pleasant finish.
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The curtains are see thru and slightly left open. Small "rooms' felt like a sweat house, and absolutely no way anything past a legit is happening. The guy that checked me in started the massage for about 10 minutes until a middle-aged beer gut lady came in to continue.
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Phone number
Originally Posted by
MassErrection
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Might be worth the drive if you want to visit grandma. There's a guy who has interesting ads but the parlor is a dead end. You have to ask the guy for phone number that he will give you.
How does one ask for the number for those services from the ad?
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Yeah stay away from those Asians hotels. Not worth it. Unsafe, ladies have bad hygiene, and just bad stuff in general. Plenty of other providers that can satisfy you.
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I wonder if business was slow or busted. Same thing happened to Hudson massage, they opened a new building for short time then closed.