Massage Parlor Reports

**Ezra007** · 07-01-19 17:15

It was in Coon Rapids (now closed). In 2016 there was a massage therapist named Summer. She loved getting "D". The one there who actually had a license for the place was pretty and had nice D size tits but was always cold to me even though she couldn't resist me sucking on her tits and a HE for a tip. The place is now closed due to local advocacy groups perving over RM reviews and reporting to authorities. Screw them all.

Some advice for you all: if you find a place (I have one) don't share it publicly especially on RM. Trade with someone privately so they don't get shut down.

Originally Posted by BusterRon [View Original Post]

On a whim I tried out amazing massage on Louisiana and Wayzata in SLP again.

Tldr: Will not repeat.

70 for an hour and I think she was on the phone texting for a few minutes at the beginning. It was weird because she put her elbows into my back and just froze there for a few. Then I heard her put her phone away. She did the kneeling thing which usually I like but she took a phone call while kneeling on my rib cage and had the volume up so loud I could hear the dude on the other line. Really need to learn mandarin so I know when they are talking about me. I damn near threw her off me because it was hard to breathe. Not a great start but massage for mostly better after that. Right up until the end when after the flip she smiled and said "hi" to me while rubbing my stomach right above the towel and I figured it was on so moved the towel off and she promptly said "sorry no, massage only". Fucking weird.

I know it was stupid to think I'd have better luck, not my first time at this joint and when they reopened several posts on this board said no extras, but for some reason I tried again. Last time though.

**Ezra007** · 07-01-19 16:59

Locals are worse than agencies it seems. I now just use XOC, City Girls, Touring Girls, and for those that want a pretty companion but YMMV there is OlitaEscort. OE seems to only be concerned about if you are caucasian. I guess the Russians aren't into to ebony.

Originally Posted by ILuvAsianBabes [View Original Post]

I completely agree with one of the previous postings. The verification process for escorts these days has become such an overblown, time coming consuming dilemma / privacy invading process it takes most of the fun out of it!! Obviously, there are other risks involved. Unless the escort is a 9 or 10 I don't even bother. I lucked out and banged a hot young 25 year old Asian escort just by calling a site the other month. But 90% of the time you'll be asked to show 3 forms of I'd, 3 references, etc etc etc. Ridiculous!

Which leaves us back to AMPs. Personally, I would really like to see more Korean and Latina MPs come into the Twin Cities and suburbs. At lease the KMPs are much more prone to providing BJs, DATY, and FS. LMPs aren't too far behind.

**BusterRon** · 06-29-19 09:53

On a whim I tried out amazing massage on Louisiana and Wayzata in SLP again.

Tldr: Will not repeat.

70 for an hour and I think she was on the phone texting for a few minutes at the beginning. It was weird because she put her elbows into my back and just froze there for a few. Then I heard her put her phone away. She did the kneeling thing which usually I like but she took a phone call while kneeling on my rib cage and had the volume up so loud I could hear the dude on the other line. Really need to learn mandarin so I know when they are talking about me. I damn near threw her off me because it was hard to breathe. Not a great start but massage for mostly better after that. Right up until the end when after the flip she smiled and said "hi" to me while rubbing my stomach right above the towel and I figured it was on so moved the towel off and she promptly said "sorry no, massage only". Fucking weird.

I know it was stupid to think I'd have better luck, not my first time at this joint and when they reopened several posts on this board said no extras, but for some reason I tried again. Last time though.

**McZrt** · 06-27-19 12:56

Could someone please tell me it PM me a AMP that has a good menu?

**DeepInGreek** · 06-25-19 16:23

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**ILuvAsianBabes** · 06-24-19 22:06

I completely agree with one of the previous postings. The verification process for escorts these days has become such an overblown, time coming consuming dilemma / privacy invading process it takes most of the fun out of it!! Obviously, there are other risks involved. Unless the escort is a 9 or 10 I don't even bother. I lucked out and banged a hot young 25 year old Asian escort just by calling a site the other month. But 90% of the time you'll be asked to show 3 forms of I'd, 3 references, etc etc etc. Ridiculous!

Which leaves us back to AMPs. Personally, I would really like to see more Korean and Latina MPs come into the Twin Cities and suburbs. At lease the KMPs are much more prone to providing BJs, DATY, and FS. LMPs aren't too far behind.

**OnlyMe1234** · 06-24-19 18:20

I've never been to either of these so I can't comment on what went on in either of them.

http://www.startribune.com/sex-traff...end/511734222/

**DeepInGreek** · 06-24-19 02:37

Method massage closed and moved around many times. Before BP was shut down you could find their ads easily.

Anyone know if they still exist or not? Feel free to pm me if you got a location and number.

**OnlyMe1234** · 06-23-19 10:04

Originally Posted by DeepInGreek [View Original Post]

So as we mostly all know, finding FS at an AMP here in MN is.

Pretty much not going to happen. If you're finding FS please pm me where.

So my question is, do you still go to your favorite AMP, keep searching or do you.

Go see the asian girls at the asian agencies that offer different tiers of service?

Knowing that you'll get a shitty massage plus FS?

I have and do both. I enjoy a good massage with a he, but I also like FS.

Thoughts?.

I have done both, although I do more independents than actual agencies. I've seen two different providers at the same place. One claimed that she is independent but uses a scheduler. Anyway, back to your post. Going with an AMP is cheaper and easier, you can often just walk in without an appointment. Even if you need an appointment, you can get one easily without having to go through a verification process. Using an agency / independent, its more work to set up an appointment but there is more of a guarantee that you are going to get what you are looking for. Only once did I not get a HE with an independent. However, to get this guarantee you are going to be paying more. Most of the independents that offer massage don't do FS, or at least they claim they don't. For that you need to go with an escort, now you're getting up there in costs. While I have gotten FS at two AMPs in town (one is closed and don't ask about the other because I won't say and you won't get FS as it was about the provider not the AMP and she is no longer there), I have only once gotten FS from an independent but that was out of state. I've never tried to get FS from an independent, even the one out of state wasn't planned, it just happened (her decision).

**ILuvAsianBabes** · 06-21-19 22:10

The hobby scene in MN is getting quite lame! All of the sudden I'm being draped all the time. WTF? I don't look remotely like LE or so I've been told. Yes I look somewhat young, even though I'm actually close to 42. I understand if they don't know you they have to assume the worst perhaps. Still, I'd rather invest my time and effort in massages where a nude massage and HE, BJ, or FS is a given. I also don't think it's fair that I'm the only one naked (and not the female) most of the time at these places and not some of these women! Sadly, if this was NY or Cali or FL or TX things would be a lot different. I'm really also getting sick of mostly having to DIY. It's pathetic and mostly not even worth it. One of my favs only lets me do DIY even when I asked and begged for HE. Very insulting. I'm not fat, ugly, or have a small cock, either. She gives a great massage which is why I keep going back.

**BusterRon** · 06-20-19 22:56

Regular joint wasn't available so I decided to try Phoenix in Burnsville as it's been a few years. Back was killing me so I figured if I score great, but if not hopefully the massage is decent.

Masseuse was probably in her 50's but decent looking for her age. There was another one there with a customer but didn't get a look at her.

60 for the hour.

Massage was just ok, nothing special and not the least bit sensual. No teasing and given her routine took her right to the end of the hour I'd be shocked if she ever offers extras. This is the first time I've had a sheet draped over me at an AMP. When I laid down I saw it in the table and thought WTF so I tossed it aside. She made sure to cover me up when she came in though. Pity the massage wasn't better. Won't repeat.

**Derpdydoo** · 06-20-19 01:57

Originally Posted by AnythingCool [View Original Post]

It has been my experience that if a place offers extras, you will get them on the first visit. I have only had a couple of exceptions to this in the entire time I have been involved in the hobby.

I have had some DIY sessions that I have enjoyed, but that is the kiss of death for extras in future visits.

One of my few FS girls here in town started out as DIY. Took a while to get HJ then she went to BBBJ NQNS and FS. I miss that BJ, one of the best.

**Alamassage1** · 06-18-19 08:50

Hi, senior member from Alabama will be traveling to Maple Grove and would appreciate any tips on massage providers that would come to my hotel or UTR ladies that I could Uber to see. I would appreciate any advice.

**NewT69** · 06-16-19 11:41

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**Deutsche205** · 06-15-19 00:09

Wondering if anyone can confirm that Tuina in Otsego is closed. I drove by today and noticed the signs were turned off and they did not answer there phone.